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(Athens Banner Herald)   Angry roommate throws man's false teeth out the front door where they are promptly eaten by a dog   (onlineathens.com) divider line 19
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2012-08-09 12:03:37 AM
7 votes:
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2012-08-09 02:09:08 AM
5 votes:
tometheus.com
2012-08-09 12:22:05 AM
5 votes:
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2012-08-09 12:23:41 AM
4 votes:
howmanyarethere.net
2012-08-09 12:22:44 AM
4 votes:
blog.timesunion.com
2012-08-09 09:48:53 AM
3 votes:
Oh, sure. You all laugh...

When our Bassett was still a puppy we took her out to show her off to my mother in law. Next day she called my wife and during the conversation mentioned she couldn't find her spare false teeth. We did not make the connection.

Weekend comes, I am wandering around the backyard with my scoop and shovel, picking up after the dogs when...HOLY FARK!!

Nothing, I mean NOTHING gets your attention quite like a dog turd that is grinning at you.
2012-08-09 02:25:37 AM
3 votes:

fragMasterFlash: SilentStrider: let 'em go man. they're gone.

Nah, they might even be freshly polished when he gets them back...

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You can't polish a turd. You just can't.
2012-08-09 02:12:27 AM
3 votes:

SilentStrider: let 'em go man. they're gone.


Nah, they might even be freshly polished when he gets them back...

img844.imageshack.us
2012-08-09 03:59:51 AM
2 votes:
Dogs will pretty much eat anything. I knew a guy who was trimming his boss' hedge with an electric trimmer and boss' thumb got in the way and the trimmer took it off clean. Dog ran over and grabbed the thumb, went under the porch, and swallowed it.

Same guy once accidentally killed an old dog by puking on it, but that's a different story.
2012-08-09 02:29:07 AM
2 votes:

Boudica's War Tampon: fragMasterFlash: SilentStrider: let 'em go man. they're gone.

Nah, they might even be freshly polished when he gets them back...

[img844.imageshack.us image 272x380]

You can't polish a turd. You just can't.


i.imgur.com Myth busted.
2012-08-09 02:21:51 AM
2 votes:
a3.ec-images.myspacecdn.com
2012-08-09 02:14:17 AM
2 votes:
www.scaryforkids.com
2012-08-09 01:56:08 PM
1 votes:
i1136.photobucket.com
2012-08-09 11:36:50 AM
1 votes:

the lord god: Same guy once accidentally killed an old dog by puking on it, but that's a different story.

I want to hear that story please.


OK. This same gentleman was at a party with a bunch of theatre folk friends. The host of the party had an aged beagle that they exiled to the back yard while the party continued in the house. As the evening progressed, he got very drunk. At one point, he excused himself and finding the bathrooms occupied, discreetly went outside and puked prodigiously into a bush. Some time later when the party quieted down a little, they heard a plaintive crying from the backyard and discovered the dog dead, covered in vomit. The perpetrator had since become so inebriated that he had fallen into a drunken stupor wedged upright between the refrigerator and the counter in the kitchen. The party was about to break up and the host and his wife could not extricate him from the kitchen so everybody left, host & wife went to bed and he spent the night tightly boxed in next to the refrigerator. People were more careful with him after that in inviting him to cast parties.

This story is one of MANY about this guy, who was just a guy who "things happened to".

You should hear the story about Mariani's restaurant. Good Christ.
2012-08-09 09:22:09 AM
1 votes:
mcgarnagle.files.wordpress.com

Ever see a sandwich that could take a bite out of you?
2012-08-09 08:17:14 AM
1 votes:
This could be the basis of an entire Adam Sandler movie.
2012-08-09 05:18:19 AM
1 votes:
Hmm, they seem to be having tremendous difficulty with their lifestyle
2012-08-09 02:26:06 AM
1 votes:
Came for the creepy dog-with-false-teeth pics, was not disappointed.
2012-08-08 11:54:56 PM
1 votes:
let 'em go man. they're gone.
 
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