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(Athens Banner Herald)   Angry roommate throws man's false teeth out the front door where they are promptly eaten by a dog   (onlineathens.com) divider line 41
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2012-08-08 11:54:56 PM
let 'em go man. they're gone.
 
2012-08-09 12:03:37 AM
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2012-08-09 12:22:44 AM
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2012-08-09 12:23:41 AM
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2012-08-09 02:09:08 AM
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2012-08-09 02:12:27 AM

SilentStrider: let 'em go man. they're gone.


Nah, they might even be freshly polished when he gets them back...

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2012-08-09 02:14:17 AM
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2012-08-09 02:21:51 AM
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2012-08-09 02:25:37 AM

fragMasterFlash: SilentStrider: let 'em go man. they're gone.

Nah, they might even be freshly polished when he gets them back...

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You can't polish a turd. You just can't.
 
2012-08-09 02:26:06 AM
Came for the creepy dog-with-false-teeth pics, was not disappointed.
 
2012-08-09 02:29:07 AM

Boudica's War Tampon: fragMasterFlash: SilentStrider: let 'em go man. they're gone.

Nah, they might even be freshly polished when he gets them back...

[img844.imageshack.us image 272x380]

You can't polish a turd. You just can't.


i.imgur.com Myth busted.
 
2012-08-09 02:45:02 AM
I think I've played this adventure game!
 
2012-08-09 03:26:43 AM
It could be worse. At least he didn't throw a dog out in the yard.
 
2012-08-09 03:40:51 AM
Bridge is the only way to go. Implants if you can afford it.
 
2012-08-09 03:58:23 AM

davidphogan: It could be worse. At least he didn't throw a dog out in the yard.


To be eaten by a set of false teeth? Ew.
 
2012-08-09 03:59:51 AM
Dogs will pretty much eat anything. I knew a guy who was trimming his boss' hedge with an electric trimmer and boss' thumb got in the way and the trimmer took it off clean. Dog ran over and grabbed the thumb, went under the porch, and swallowed it.

Same guy once accidentally killed an old dog by puking on it, but that's a different story.
 
2012-08-09 04:36:02 AM

Dudley_Nightsoil:

Same guy once accidentally killed an old dog by puking on it, but that's a different story.


lol wut
 
2012-08-09 04:39:47 AM
Laughing my Farking ass off.
 
2012-08-09 05:09:41 AM

Dudley_Nightsoil: Dogs will pretty much eat anything. I knew a guy who was trimming his boss' hedge with an electric trimmer and boss' thumb got in the way and the trimmer took it off clean. Dog ran over and grabbed the thumb, went under the porch, and swallowed it.

Same guy once accidentally killed an old dog by puking on it, but that's a different story.


Go on...
 
2012-08-09 05:09:50 AM

Dudley_Nightsoil: Dogs will pretty much eat anything. I knew a guy who was trimming his boss' hedge with an electric trimmer and boss' thumb got in the way and the trimmer took it off clean. Dog ran over and grabbed the thumb, went under the porch, and swallowed it.

Same guy once accidentally killed an old dog by puking on it, but that's a different story.


I want to hear that story please.
 
2012-08-09 05:17:37 AM
Dogs are awesome. They pick up on what you want done. You mad, throw someone's fake teeth out? Dog'll make sure he can't get 'em back.

That's solid teamwork.
 
2012-08-09 05:18:19 AM
Hmm, they seem to be having tremendous difficulty with their lifestyle
 
2012-08-09 05:30:11 AM

Dudley_Nightsoil: Dogs will pretty much eat anything. I knew a guy who was trimming his boss' hedge with an electric trimmer and boss' thumb got in the way and the trimmer took it off clean. Dog ran over and grabbed the thumb, went under the porch, and swallowed it.

Same guy once accidentally killed an old dog by puking on it, but that's a different story.


sometimes it's okay to keep things to oneself.
 
2012-08-09 06:16:27 AM
Ass teeth could come in handy.
 
2012-08-09 06:37:47 AM
Came for the Simpsons. Leaving satisfied.

Is the first time I've used that sentence in 15 years.
 
2012-08-09 07:45:36 AM
Damn it. Why couldn't they have been Jerome Corsi's false teeth?

/lodged in the rotating dog butt polisher and all....

//does Jerome Corsi have false teeth?? there's other things he's got that are demonstrably false...
 
2012-08-09 08:06:39 AM
[IRONY] tag asplode or did the dog eat that too?
 
2012-08-09 08:17:14 AM
This could be the basis of an entire Adam Sandler movie.
 
2012-08-09 08:32:55 AM

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HOLY MOTHER OF GOD!
 
2012-08-09 08:56:18 AM
Daddy doggy ate my eyes teeth
 
2012-08-09 09:04:24 AM

digitalrain: Fluorescent Testicle: [www.scaryforkids.com image 400x300]

HOLY MOTHER OF GOD!

Just spreading the word :)
 
2012-08-09 09:22:09 AM
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Ever see a sandwich that could take a bite out of you?
 
2012-08-09 09:48:53 AM
Oh, sure. You all laugh...

When our Bassett was still a puppy we took her out to show her off to my mother in law. Next day she called my wife and during the conversation mentioned she couldn't find her spare false teeth. We did not make the connection.

Weekend comes, I am wandering around the backyard with my scoop and shovel, picking up after the dogs when...HOLY FARK!!

Nothing, I mean NOTHING gets your attention quite like a dog turd that is grinning at you.
 
2012-08-09 10:59:29 AM
Came for the funny puppy teeth pics. Leaving satisfied. At least partially. Haven't had lunch yet.
 
2012-08-09 11:36:50 AM

the lord god: Same guy once accidentally killed an old dog by puking on it, but that's a different story.

I want to hear that story please.


OK. This same gentleman was at a party with a bunch of theatre folk friends. The host of the party had an aged beagle that they exiled to the back yard while the party continued in the house. As the evening progressed, he got very drunk. At one point, he excused himself and finding the bathrooms occupied, discreetly went outside and puked prodigiously into a bush. Some time later when the party quieted down a little, they heard a plaintive crying from the backyard and discovered the dog dead, covered in vomit. The perpetrator had since become so inebriated that he had fallen into a drunken stupor wedged upright between the refrigerator and the counter in the kitchen. The party was about to break up and the host and his wife could not extricate him from the kitchen so everybody left, host & wife went to bed and he spent the night tightly boxed in next to the refrigerator. People were more careful with him after that in inviting him to cast parties.

This story is one of MANY about this guy, who was just a guy who "things happened to".

You should hear the story about Mariani's restaurant. Good Christ.
 
2012-08-09 01:38:19 PM
Well, that's going to come back and bite him in the ass.
 
2012-08-09 01:56:08 PM
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2012-08-09 02:03:05 PM
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2012-08-09 02:58:29 PM
A man of no particular station
Was involved in a violent altercation
As it goes on,he ventures,
"Why the lunge for my dentures?!"
Talk about a doggone situation!
 
2012-08-10 07:41:17 PM
That would bite.
 
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