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		Forty-year-old church media director arrested after spending most of his life trying to smell women's feet. This month's newsletter should be interesting (tampabay.com)		34
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feckingmorons		2012-08-08 11:32:42 PM

What is a media director, and why would a Church need one?

Asa Phelps		2012-08-08 11:37:52 PM

Trying to smell girls feet is different from trying to smell women's feet.

And trying to put your penis in a girl is different from trying to smell girl's feet.

Ambivalence		2012-08-08 11:41:22 PM

Is that illegal in Florida?

*RTFA*

Ohhh...children...yah...no.

fusillade762		2012-08-08 11:56:03 PM

"I would like to worship (her) sneakers while she wears them, teach her to worship mine."

*shudder*

I need to go take a shower now.

Asa Phelps		2012-08-09 12:40:00 AM

fusillade762: "I would like to worship (her) sneakers while she wears them, teach her to worship mine."

*shudder*

I need to go take a shower now.

come on, disgusting perverts need love too, right? all he needs is a teenage girl who is into fat older men's feet.

Confabulat		2012-08-09 12:48:41 AM

Seems to me like most church computers need a good disinfecting.

wingedkat		2012-08-09 01:00:17 AM

That went from harmless to pedobear fast.

TsarTom		2012-08-09 01:14:54 AM

I come for an amusing laugh about some harmless, odd, little fellow

Authorities said they soon learned that the picture Collette had sent to K.K. had been taken from the Facebook account of a woman at his church. Detectives discovered Collette's real identity.

That church member, contacted by authorities, said Collette had once told her he was trying to get her daughter a job modeling sneakers.

I end up in some kind of Rod Serling in hell ending.

This is why I love Fark.

AbbeySomeone		2012-08-09 06:09:38 AM

TsarTom: I come for an amusing laugh about some harmless, odd, little fellow

Authorities said they soon learned that the picture Collette had sent to K.K. had been taken from the Facebook account of a woman at his church. Detectives discovered Collette's real identity.

That church member, contacted by authorities, said Collette had once told her he was trying to get her daughter a job modeling sneakers.

I end up in some kind of Rod Serling in hell ending.

This is why I love Fark.

TFH was a bit deceiving. This guy is straight up creepy as f*ck and has a long history of creepiness. Of course he works for a church.

Eapoe6		2012-08-09 06:16:11 AM

God threw the media director out a three story window for smelling women's feet. This sounds reasonable to you?

kid_icarus		2012-08-09 06:26:27 AM

Asa Phelps: Trying to smell girls feet is different from trying to smell women's feet.

And trying to put your penis in a girl is different from trying to smell girl's feet.

This cannot be stated enough. If you still can't keep it straight, print out the handy illustrated graph and carry it with you for reference.

AbbeySomeone		2012-08-09 06:27:47 AM

Eapoe6: God threw the media director out a three story window for smelling women's feet. This sounds reasonable to you?

heh.

/path of the righteous

BigDaddy1978		2012-08-09 06:31:02 AM

How many foot fetish pedo stories is this in the last month? Three? Four?

/You're doing it wrong.
//Dude, she's 10.

jtr		2012-08-09 06:41:41 AM

What a weirdo. He gives us normal sneaker fetishists a bad name.
Also, foot fetish is different from sneaker fetish

RobSeace		2012-08-09 06:51:30 AM

The psychiatrist said Collette put rusty nails in one girl's sneaker, put it on the lawn of her house and called her to say where she could find it.

So, he likes the added smell of blood and tetanus mixed in with the general sweaty foot odor?

KarmaSpork		2012-08-09 06:59:27 AM

Bet those charges caught him... *puts on sunglasses* flat-footed.

/oh yeah

KrispyKritter		2012-08-09 07:07:01 AM

Eapoe6: God threw the media director out a three story window for smelling women's feet. This sounds reasonable to you?

defenestration is my favorite form of murder.

bubbadave1056		2012-08-09 07:09:56 AM

Couldn't he just get used shoes at Salvation Army or Goodwill?

Void_Beavis		2012-08-09 07:24:55 AM

Why is there a picture of a manatee with this story?

AbbeySomeone		2012-08-09 07:26:46 AM

bubbadave1056: Couldn't he just get used shoes at Salvation Army or Goodwill?

I considered this as well but there must be more to this foot fetish thing than we are realizing.

RobSeace: The psychiatrist said Collette put rusty nails in one girl's sneaker, put it on the lawn of her house and called her to say where she could find it.

So, he likes the added smell of blood and tetanus mixed in with the general sweaty foot odor?

He's got an established history of this twisted behavior and it sounds like the shoes are the least of his issues.

Aces and Eights		2012-08-09 07:31:38 AM

Dude. Get a part time job at a roller skating rink, taking kids' sneakers in exchange for skates. Sniff to your heart's content. No one needs to know about your little obsession, and you stay out of jail. Why does it always have to escalate to insane creepiness??

And why am I trying to help this guy?

AbbeySomeone		2012-08-09 07:31:45 AM

Void_Beavis: Why is there a picture of a manatee with this story?

Manatee will nuzzle your feet if you put them in the water.

/true

phaseolus		2012-08-09 07:44:24 AM

feckingmorons: What is a media director, and why would a Church need one?

I think it's a fancy name for the leader of the A.V. club. It's probably the kind of church that flashes the song lyrics on a jumbotron so people can wave their hands in the air while singing.

Krowdaddy Chixdiggit		2012-08-09 08:48:06 AM

Approves!

FlashHarry		2012-08-09 08:54:39 AM

*jeff foxworthy voice*

if your church has a 'media director....' you might have strayed from christ's original vision.

theknuckler_33		2012-08-09 08:57:56 AM

I knew that guy seemed to fall down a lot.

theknuckler_33		2012-08-09 08:59:47 AM

Asa Phelps: Trying to smell girls feet is different from trying to smell women's feet.

And trying to put your penis in a girl is different from trying to smell girl's feet.

Touching a woman's feet and sticking your tongue in the holiest of holies ain't the same farking ballpark. It ain't the same league. It ain't even the same farking sport.

BronyMedic		2012-08-09 09:21:03 AM

theknuckler_33: Touching a woman's feet and sticking your tongue in the holiest of holies ain't the same farking ballpark. It ain't the same league. It ain't even the same farking sport.

For people who have a pathologic paraphilia for feet, yeah, yeah it is. It might even be more glorious to them than vaginal penetration.

BigDaddy1978		2012-08-09 09:40:46 AM

jtr: What a weirdo. He gives us normal sneaker fetishists a bad name.
Also, foot fetish is different from sneaker fetish

^This.

/Foot fetishist here though.
//Keep them clean ladies
///I don't need to pass out from the smell.
//I need a beer
/Or some vodka

White_Scarf_Syndrome		2012-08-09 09:43:17 AM

I might be an ass for saying this, because I've only dealt with the one, but....

PTSD because of childhood trauma really, really sucks.

/not me, her.
//roooolercoaster!!!