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(Minneapolis Star Tribune)   The other shoe finally dropped at the Susan G Kormen foundation   (startribune.com) divider line 26
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2012-08-09 01:33:39 AM
7 votes:
I submitted this with a better headline.

"Komen loses another boob"

/yeah, I went there
2012-08-09 12:32:30 AM
6 votes:
That foundation has already gone tit up.
2012-08-09 02:14:50 AM
3 votes:

randomjsa: Let that be a lesson to you, don't even THINK about not paying your protection money to Planned Parenthood.


i.imgur.com

"Nice foundation you've got there. Would be a shaaaame if something happened to it..."

-- noted Democratic Planned Parenthood Pimps Luigi and Dino Vercotti

/I even found one with the "D" logo for you
2012-08-09 12:41:07 AM
3 votes:
So, the deck chairs are in their final position then?
2012-08-09 05:20:42 AM
2 votes:

tinfoil-hat maggie: JustinCase: lohphat: Chinchillazilla: I think the best way to make her sister feel bad is to start terrible rumors about Susan G. Komen herself and totally tarnish her memory. I'll start.

Susan G. Komen used to wear white after Labor Day.

And then she *stepped* on the ping-pong ball! Can you believe it!?

/obscure?
//mmm...strained tuna fish, clam juice and peanut butter

omFg! Get outta my head!

Auntie Mame - "I stepped on the ping pong ball"
http://m.youtube.com/#/watch?desktop_uri=%2Fwatch%3Fv%3Dkj7i88LQ9DE&v= kj7i88LQ9DE&gl=US

I have a young gay friend that hasn't seen it yet. When he's back in town, I get to watch his face while he watches it for the first time!

/my phone GPS is Agnes, Agnes Gooch.

Oh my, that was just ghastly :) Love that movie and yea, gay friend of mine got me in to it.
Oh and clinky linky goodness,just in case.
/And yea I'll donate to the causes I like and try to skip the middle man.


Thanks for the HTML.

Two of the comments for that video:
is that anne romney? lol.
Now I understand Mitt Romney.
2012-08-09 04:14:54 AM
2 votes:

Oznog: [4.bp.blogspot.com image 615x345]

Nancy Brinker freaked me out from the start. The beehive hair is only part of it...


4.bp.blogspot.com

There's an alien lizard under that botox face. I'm sure of it.
2012-08-09 03:55:28 AM
2 votes:

MrHelpful: "tolerant"


You know that it's not intolerant in and of itself to be intolerant towards stupidity, hate, greed, and evil, right? I am sorry if you are evil and find this offensive.
2012-08-09 01:47:53 AM
2 votes:
Which color is reserved for colon cancer?
2012-08-09 01:44:02 AM
2 votes:
So it turns out parking my windowless "Free Mamograms & Candy" van outside the Planned Parenthood office wasn't such a cunning plan after all.
2012-08-09 01:34:47 AM
2 votes:

Confabulat: I've said it before, I'll say it again:

I happily paid to murder my own child in a woman's womb about 20 years ago.

Best decision of my life. That biatch was psycho and I was too drunk to handle raising a child. What good what I have accomplished by letting it live?

I've had regrets in my time, but killing my unborn child is not one of them.


What about missing out on some delicious baby jerky?
http://uncyclopedia.wikia.com/wiki/HowTo:Cook_Children
2012-08-09 12:17:32 AM
2 votes:

quickdraw: Confabulat: I'd be hard-pressed to think of a more disasterous PR mistake any company has made since what, New Coke?

I think the plan Blizzard had to force all WoW players to use their real name was fairly epic. They managed to piss off 10 million people.


Ha I didn't even know they did that. That must have thwarted half-a-million female mages.
2012-08-09 05:57:19 AM
1 votes:

JustinCase: tinfoil-hat maggie: JustinCase: Also a must watch:

Auntie Mame - Gin Scene

http://m.youtube.com/#/watch?desktop_uri=%2Fwatch%3Fv%3DlzshzHKSYfk&v= lzshzHKSYfk&gl=USA

Knowledge is power :)
And well since you didn't mind the HTML Gin scence

WOOT for HTML!!!!


So can't or won't on the HTML?
/curious?
2012-08-09 05:55:01 AM
1 votes:

MadAzza: "Susan G. Kormen," Subby?


That's "Headly".
2012-08-09 04:19:13 AM
1 votes:
and to take it one step further: does anyone have the fantasy of walking in on the board of directors of their most hated company/organization and just breaking out the water-boarding therapy? Group forced marches in the Gobi desert? Naked death matches in front of a revived Shala the Hutt?(the winner is torn in half and eaten, but they don't know that) Russian Roulette with an semi-auto pistol? Being forced to play the role of Paul Atreides in the next Dune remake? Being force-read the script to the next Indiana Jones movie? Clockwork Orange-style viewings of the Smurfs?

/just me, huh?
//la la la la-la-la, la l-la la la...
2012-08-09 03:20:11 AM
1 votes:

Oznog: [4.bp.blogspot.com image 615x345]

Nancy Brinker freaked me out from the start. The beehive hair is only part of it...


Stepford model IV
2012-08-09 02:53:54 AM
1 votes:
In order to avoid "Truth in advertising" laws, the SGK organization will now be known as:

Susan G. Komen: Race for the CA$H.
2012-08-09 02:06:16 AM
1 votes:
1.bp.blogspot.com.
2012-08-09 01:57:18 AM
1 votes:

lohphat: Which color is reserved for colon cancer?


I know you're trying to make a funny with that tired joke, but in reality it's blue.
2012-08-09 01:42:18 AM
1 votes:
Let that be a lesson to you, don't even THINK about not paying your protection money to Planned Parenthood.
2012-08-09 01:37:19 AM
1 votes:
About farking time. Was this a 'wait until everything dies down before I leave' or 'the ship is sinking so it's time for me to bolt anyway?'

Either way, the farking cow that cut Planned Parenthood doesn't deserve another job. She's just another Republican mental patient trying to limit her own rights because she's afraid God will hate her if she doesn't destroy her life with spurious and unneeded legislation. What a farking tool.
2012-08-09 01:35:20 AM
1 votes:
FTA: Komen restored the funding after a three-day firestorm, but it didn't quell the criticism. At least five other high-ranking executives also have resigned, and organizers of many Race for the Cure events saw their participation numbers drop.

All of the above but especially the last just gave me a nice warm fuzzy feeling.
2012-08-09 01:34:32 AM
1 votes:
Nip it in the bud.

media.tumblr.com
2012-08-09 01:32:04 AM
1 votes:
Apparently, Komen has been directed by the most powerful organization in the USA to fix their management problems.

www.zetataualpha.org
2012-08-09 01:05:24 AM
1 votes:

The My Little Pony Killer: Hopefully their new president will focus more on the breast cancer research and less on the politics.

/still no hope for getting rid of all the pink ribbon crap


Because killing babies in the womb is a way to prevent them from ever getting breast cancer....
2012-08-09 12:00:47 AM
1 votes:
Keep your focus on the boobies and not the uterus.
2012-08-08 11:27:18 PM
1 votes:

Elandriel: The My Little Pony Killer: Hopefully their new president will focus more on the breast cancer research and less on the politics.

/still no hope for getting rid of all the pink ribbon crap

I'm sure the #1 goal will still be to sue anyone using pink to promote their advocacy. Or advocate their promotion. Whatever.


When this whole kerfluffle started, I remember it being said that it's already been established in courts that Koemen doesn't have exclusive copyrights to the pink ribbon. It can be used for any breast cancer charity.
 
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