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simsite9		2012-08-08 11:50:48 PM

"I once caught a fish thiiiiiiiiiis biiiiiiiig. Then I raped a concierge with it."

Langston		2012-08-09 02:07:14 PM

"Coach Jackson said my head was this big, but I think he was really underestimating"

WTF Indeed		2012-08-09 02:45:07 PM

"So I'm nailing this chick from behind and...."

FinFangFark		2012-08-09 03:42:21 PM

"Skee Skee Skee"

Cheron		2012-08-09 03:43:45 PM

"Tell me, Kobe, is it twue what they say about the way you people are... gifted?"

shredosaurus rex		2012-08-09 03:44:14 PM

If you girls don't stay |....THIS FAR AWAY....| you'll get to meet my wife later too.

durbnpoisn		2012-08-09 03:44:34 PM

"So I grabbed her breast from the side and pushed them together...

FinFangFark		2012-08-09 03:45:06 PM

"If this much does not fit...you must acquit."

AllUpInYa		2012-08-09 03:45:28 PM

It's only this big, when it's soft.

GRMM		2012-08-09 03:46:07 PM

"Yah, so she's tellin me we're getting a divorce, and I'm like, what if the next ring was THIS big. She still said no, so.. yah, I've got a room nearby."

Glenriven		2012-08-09 03:46:23 PM

That girls face, just below me, she got a spot on her cheek, its like, huge.

Strategeryz0r		2012-08-09 03:47:16 PM

So I was choking the shiat out of her, and just as I started to let go...

I came.

blatz514		2012-08-09 03:47:33 PM

"No, you're right. White guys really can't jump."

Nexzus		2012-08-09 03:48:08 PM

"So I once saw about this many skipped non voting entries in a Fark contest thread."

Grimthorn		2012-08-09 03:48:48 PM

It's only as big around as a Foster's can, but at least it's long!

luxup		2012-08-09 03:49:33 PM

I once bought a diamond THIS BIG!!!

omahatattoo		2012-08-09 03:50:29 PM

Cheron: "Tell me, Kobe, is it twue what they say about the way you people are... gifted?"

"Would you ladies care to accompany me to the number six dance this evening?"

MrVeach		2012-08-09 03:50:34 PM

"Why are yall biatches sitting so close?? spread the fark out!"

TrainingWheelsNeeded		2012-08-09 03:51:00 PM

"You see, I'm a rapist."

shredosaurus rex		2012-08-09 03:51:01 PM

If you girls don't stay | ..... THIS FAR AWAY .... | you'll be meeting my wife later too!

ogie666		2012-08-09 03:51:40 PM

"he kept making this sign with his hands but i didn;t know what it meant. Then after the game he says "i was open all game why didn't you pass me the ball", i'm still confused about what "pass the ball" means"

vice_magnet		2012-08-09 03:52:29 PM

I know you've seen that photo of the crew members' members. Take what that dude second from the left has and extend it by this much, and you see what I'm packing when it's soft. Plus, it's got a tongue inside my urethra that brings the sweet assist! Also babes, I got enough love for all you at once. Just don't be here when I wake up.

numbone		2012-08-09 03:52:38 PM

Her skinny white ass was this big, about the same as yours, then she backs up and I see this big brown eye, winking at me. So what was I supposed to do?

Kenny B		2012-08-09 03:53:03 PM

I caught a fish this big then the biatch stole it.

mutterfark		2012-08-09 03:53:07 PM

"As it turns out, they seem to have discovered an unknown bosun at about 125 GeV giving strong support to the Standard Model."

Miniac78		2012-08-09 03:53:13 PM

You see... A watermelon is green on the outside and pink on the inside, and about this big around...

Serpoltas		2012-08-09 03:53:16 PM

"I grabbed Shaq's ass and I dug in. It tasted like Chicken."

EyeballKid		2012-08-09 03:54:33 PM

"And Coach K said that's how you...what was the term he used?...'pass' the basketball. It's like shooting the ball to another guy who'll shoot the ball for you. Who knows, maybe I'll try it in LA next season."

R.A.Danny		2012-08-09 03:55:39 PM

...and trhe volleyball girls be havin' butt this big, and the biatches that do gymnastics have butts this big....

and I raped them all.

Whatthefark		2012-08-09 03:55:53 PM

"Seriously, Shaq could stand this far from the basket and still not make the free throw!"

KingKauff		2012-08-09 03:55:58 PM

"So I slowly pushed their heads closer and said 'Now kiss'"

Wittenberg Dropout		2012-08-09 03:58:48 PM

Right about then I yelled out, "I want to see ass to ass!"

BitwiseShift		2012-08-09 03:58:48 PM

At first it was much bigger, with my great athletic skills I managed to squeeze my ego down to this size.

tricycleracer		2012-08-09 04:01:30 PM

"And this move I like to call 'Rocky Mountin'"

Prank Call of Cthulhu		2012-08-09 04:03:20 PM

Where the white women at? Oh, never mind, here they are.

Flappyhead		2012-08-09 04:04:43 PM

And this is the size of the rock I'd have to buy Venessa if I nailed all three of you at once. Now one at a time...

Langdon Alger		2012-08-09 04:05:28 PM

So the first step to give a girl a good motorboatin is you grab her like this

invictus2		2012-08-09 04:05:36 PM

" You are going to assume, this is an admission of being well endowed, Well your wrong this is my contractual agreement with Subway I have to randomly go up to people and sing the Five dollar Foot-Long Jingle."

mobombhead		2012-08-09 04:06:44 PM

Girth? Oh, something like this...

KingKauff		2012-08-09 04:06:55 PM

"And then the guy put his hands like this and lightening started coming out of them and then he shot the lightning at Kurt Russell's character!"

Cymbal		2012-08-09 04:12:37 PM

So I ripped off her yellow, creme-filled panties. She was cool with it. I started farking her from behind. She was cool with it. I started choking her. She was cool with it. Then I grabbed her ass like this and stuck it in her browneye. She wasn't cool with it. Now I get booed every time I go to Denver to play the Nuggets.

Celestialmartyr		2012-08-09 04:13:09 PM

"You know ladies...I like big butts...and I really cannot lie. Some brothers might try to deny but for me when I see a itty bitty waist and a round things this big...well I get sprung...True story, happened to me in Colorado."

God-is-a-Taco		2012-08-09 04:13:28 PM

"Scrooge McDuck has his bags of money that are about this size, but I question putting the dollar sign on them. In these times, is it really best to invest in American Dollar cash bags to dive into? Shaq said the Euro was iffy, but I'm unsure about the appeal of Yuan bags. Excuse me, I think those people over there are a little whiter than this group. Can we continue this discussion later?"

Carn		2012-08-09 04:14:11 PM

"I call this my don't ask don't tell grip position"

uksocal		2012-08-09 04:14:32 PM

"So I'll take your head like this, and then I'll take your head like that, and we'll call it 'The United Nations'"

Day_Old_Dutchie		2012-08-09 04:15:47 PM

They like the Kobe beef.

LewDux		2012-08-09 04:24:39 PM

mutterfark: "As it turns out, they seem to have discovered an unknown bosun at about 125 GeV giving strong support to the Standard Model."

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