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(Slate)   Bad: Your girlfriend wants you to take her to the museum. Worse: THIS ONE (Not safe for work-ish)   (slate.com) divider line 38
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2012-08-08 09:19:16 PM
12 votes:

phlegmmo: Call fellating?
s3.amazonaws.com


HELLO

YES, THIS IS DONG
2012-08-08 09:09:11 PM
4 votes:

Boudica's War Tampon: Phony_Soldier: Boudica's War Tampon: [www.oberstufeninformatik.de image 261x228]

This guy built a wing for the museum. I shiat you not.

A wing or a wang?

It's both!!1! Wang's Wing!


Strangely enough, several actors (including Betty White and B.D. Wong) have donated substantial collections to this museum which share floor space with Wang's two wings.

I visited to see the Betty White collection but the floor plan was confusing. I walked up to someone and asked, "Is this the White-Wang Wing?" and they told me "Sorry this is the Wong-Wang Wing."
2012-08-08 08:33:12 PM
4 votes:
I've been married so long, mine belongs in a museum.
2012-08-08 08:24:59 PM
4 votes:

Lsherm: Isn't this like the 700th time this museum has been on Fark? I think we had stories about it before it even opened.


So you're saying stories on this museum keep cuming around?
2012-08-08 10:44:21 PM
3 votes:
WhippingBoy:
themasterdebater: Is there a vagina museum? I'm all for equality....

I'm no so sure that would be a good thing...

"And to the left, a wax casting of Oprah's vagina..."


*shudder*

reneau.smugmug.com
2012-08-08 09:05:58 PM
3 votes:
seems fitting for this thread gotta love xkcd
imgs.xkcd.com
2012-08-08 06:36:32 PM
3 votes:
There are some real upstanding examples there.
2012-08-08 10:53:45 PM
2 votes:
clawsoutwithvincepanther.files.wordpress.com
2012-08-08 09:39:47 PM
2 votes:

Klippoklondike: Midrats is what I miss most about the navy. A little meatloaf with scrambled eggs, or pancakes covered in taco filling. NOM NOM NOM


WRONG THREAD. ha...um....bye
2012-08-08 09:33:06 PM
2 votes:

phlegmmo: Call fellating?
[s3.amazonaws.com image 467x450]


Dick-ta-phone?
2012-08-08 09:12:40 PM
2 votes:
Call fellating?
s3.amazonaws.com
2012-08-08 08:58:13 PM
2 votes:
I'd be okay with Ben Stiller *not* spending a night there.
2012-08-08 08:55:39 PM
2 votes:
Is there a vagina museum? I'm all for equality....
2012-08-08 06:51:36 PM
2 votes:
I've had women tell me you should have that thing bronzed or that thing belongs in a museum.*

Now I know where to have the undertaker send the parts after I croak.


*not intended to be a factual statement
2012-08-09 09:39:10 AM
1 votes:
Anybody like peppers?
amazing-seeds.com
2012-08-09 12:54:17 AM
1 votes:
I've always wanted to ask this question, well, maybe since I was 14 and my mom said my boy parts were probably done growing. Though I think it got a little bigger or maybe just bigger around after that.

Should I tell girls that I have a bigger than average penis? If so, when? I don't want to be some kind of weirdo but I'm not sure what to say. If anything. I mean it's not like it's crazy huge like that movie with Marky Mark acting as the Aids guy but it's pretty big. My mom said I should be careful about personal information (besides the usual be nice/honest stuff) but also said if I have a relationship I thought was getting "adult" I should be honest. Is it scary to tell a girl about your penis? If you do what if she thinks you mean bigger than it really is?

I'm not sure how this works and I know I want to be with Girls I just don't know if they will think its cool I'm kind of big or if it's bragging or mean or what.
2012-08-09 12:01:08 AM
1 votes:

Fano: Thought it was gonna be the Mutter Museum


More like the vater museum, nicht wahr?



AdolfOliverPanties: I've had women tell me you should have that thing bronzed or that thing belongs in a museum.*


i105.photobucket.com
2012-08-08 10:57:29 PM
1 votes:

zerkalo: Oh hai! Wat's going on in here?

[geoduckrecipes.com image 474x277]


Oh geoduck, now I understand where the term "happy as a clam" comes from.
2012-08-08 10:06:15 PM
1 votes:

drjekel_mrhyde: I'm all for women mounting my penis


I read that as mourning
2012-08-08 10:05:51 PM
1 votes:
Is that a museum in your pocket or are you just happy to see me?
2012-08-08 10:00:37 PM
1 votes:
Oh hai! Wat's going on in here?

geoduckrecipes.com
2012-08-08 09:49:35 PM
1 votes:

moike: Lsherm: Isn't this like the 700th time this museum has been on Fark? I think we had stories about it before it even opened.

Actually, it's the 37th.


In a row?
2012-08-08 09:47:33 PM
1 votes:
i.imgur.com

"So any way, she says, 'that is the biggest penis I have ever seen!' And I said, 'I know, that's why I brought you to the penis museum, where tickets are a thousand dollars.'"
2012-08-08 09:45:17 PM
1 votes:
Did Heidi Klum donate one of the seal penises?
2012-08-08 09:32:23 PM
1 votes:
When I went to the history museum in Mexico City they had an huge room of Mayan penis art and dildos. It was a really funny thing to stumble into. It was interesting trying to figure out which ones were for daily use, which were ceremonial, which were strictly decoration and the borderline ones that were probably just decoration but its possible someone like your mom could take.
2012-08-08 09:30:41 PM
1 votes:
It's like 4chan got an art grant.
2012-08-08 09:28:12 PM
1 votes:
The hasty placement of the exhibits indicate that they were....



*dons sunglasses*

......fairly quick erections.

/Yeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeah!
2012-08-08 09:21:13 PM
1 votes:

themasterdebater: Is there a vagina museum? I'm all for equality....


Vagina museum
2012-08-08 09:11:32 PM
1 votes:
I'm all for women mounting my penis
2012-08-08 09:09:20 PM
1 votes:
It's hard to get in there.
2012-08-08 09:06:01 PM
1 votes:

Canton: What sort of taxidermist mounts giant mammal genitalia...?


A really horny one?
2012-08-08 09:02:35 PM
1 votes:

pheelix: themasterdebater: Is there a vagina museum? I'm all for equality....

Would a vulva museum be sufficient? (link NSFW)


Mulva?
2012-08-08 09:02:27 PM
1 votes:

The All-Powerful Atheismo: emersonbiggins: Is there a deal, though?

You get $10 off if you come again


Is the tip included?
2012-08-08 09:01:00 PM
1 votes:

WhippingBoy: To be fair, they really need to have an anus museum.

/That's something everyone can enjoy


That would be remarkable.

sorry
2012-08-08 09:00:47 PM
1 votes:

themasterdebater: Is there a vagina museum? I'm all for equality....


A Georgia O'Keeffe Museum?
2012-08-08 09:00:35 PM
1 votes:

Boudica's War Tampon: [www.oberstufeninformatik.de image 261x228]

This guy built a wing for the museum. I shiat you not.


A wing or a wang?
2012-08-08 08:56:58 PM
1 votes:

themasterdebater: Is there a vagina museum? I'm all for equality....


I'm no so sure that would be a good thing...

"And to the left, a wax casting of Oprah's vagina..."
2012-08-08 08:56:13 PM
1 votes:
you kidding? I usually have to ditch her and go myself.
 
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