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2012-08-08 06:36:32 PM
There are some real upstanding examples there.
 
2012-08-08 06:46:43 PM
I would definitely go there, that's hilarious!
 
2012-08-08 06:51:36 PM
I've had women tell me you should have that thing bronzed or that thing belongs in a museum.*

Now I know where to have the undertaker send the parts after I croak.


*not intended to be a factual statement
 
2012-08-08 06:57:34 PM
Lamps made from animal scrotums.

And here I thought *I* had some weird hobbies.
 
2012-08-08 07:01:41 PM

AdolfOliverPanties: I've had women tell me you should have that thing bronzed or that thing belongs in a museum.*

Now I know where to have the undertaker send the parts after I croak.


*not intended to be a factual statement


Well they already have a human penis. Donated to the museum by a big Nazi fan.

/never been to that museum
 
2012-08-08 08:22:28 PM
Isn't this like the 700th time this museum has been on Fark? I think we had stories about it before it even opened.
 
2012-08-08 08:24:59 PM

Lsherm: Isn't this like the 700th time this museum has been on Fark? I think we had stories about it before it even opened.


So you're saying stories on this museum keep cuming around?
 
2012-08-08 08:33:12 PM
I've been married so long, mine belongs in a museum.
 
2012-08-08 08:54:15 PM
Yeah, why would I want to take my girlfriend to a place that makes her horny?

/my wife, I could see.
 
2012-08-08 08:55:10 PM
Is there a deal, though?
 
2012-08-08 08:55:39 PM
Is there a vagina museum? I'm all for equality....
 
2012-08-08 08:55:42 PM
Why not? Tit for tat and all that...
 
2012-08-08 08:56:13 PM
you kidding? I usually have to ditch her and go myself.
 
2012-08-08 08:56:52 PM
Lemme guess, penis?
 
2012-08-08 08:56:58 PM

themasterdebater: Is there a vagina museum? I'm all for equality....


I'm no so sure that would be a good thing...

"And to the left, a wax casting of Oprah's vagina..."
 
2012-08-08 08:57:11 PM

Lsherm: Isn't this like the 700th time this museum has been on Fark? I think we had stories about it before it even opened.


You're thinking of the museum of sex in NYC,

the penis in this case stands alone.

the penis in that case comes with balls
 
2012-08-08 08:57:28 PM

Indubitably: Lemme guess, penis?


P.S. I thought it b4 I saw it.
 
2012-08-08 08:58:13 PM
I'd be okay with Ben Stiller *not* spending a night there.
 
2012-08-08 08:58:24 PM
To be fair, they really need to have an anus museum.

/That's something everyone can enjoy
 
2012-08-08 08:58:39 PM
www.oberstufeninformatik.de

This guy built a wing for the museum. I shiat you not.
 
2012-08-08 08:59:14 PM
Hey subby, it's my wife's girlfriend. I just get to play too.

/not really
//dammit
 
2012-08-08 08:59:26 PM

emersonbiggins: Is there a deal, though?


You get $10 off if you come again
 
2012-08-08 09:00:01 PM

Toshiro Mifune's Letter Opener: I'd be okay with Ben Stiller *not* spending a night there.


Not even to film a gay porno?
 
2012-08-08 09:00:34 PM
I neverd uh thunk icelanded be so heavily wooded.
 
2012-08-08 09:00:35 PM

Boudica's War Tampon: [www.oberstufeninformatik.de image 261x228]

This guy built a wing for the museum. I shiat you not.


A wing or a wang?
 
2012-08-08 09:00:47 PM

themasterdebater: Is there a vagina museum? I'm all for equality....


A Georgia O'Keeffe Museum?
 
2012-08-08 09:01:00 PM

WhippingBoy: To be fair, they really need to have an anus museum.

/That's something everyone can enjoy


That would be remarkable.

sorry
 
2012-08-08 09:01:14 PM
On my last business trip to Australia, I was hoping to get a kangaroo scrotum coin purse.

Unfortunately, my plane landed in Sydney too late to visit the duty free shops, and I don't think they had any anyway.

They are supposed to be exquisitely soft.
 
2012-08-08 09:01:15 PM
What sort of taxidermist mounts giant mammal genitalia...?
 
2012-08-08 09:01:16 PM

The All-Powerful Atheismo: Toshiro Mifune's Letter Opener: I'd be okay with Ben Stiller *not* spending a night there.

Not even to film a gay porno?


With Owen Wilson????
 
2012-08-08 09:01:18 PM

Phony_Soldier: Boudica's War Tampon: [www.oberstufeninformatik.de image 261x228]

This guy built a wing for the museum. I shiat you not.

A wing or a wang?


They call it the wang wing, obv.
 
2012-08-08 09:01:32 PM

Phony_Soldier: Boudica's War Tampon: [www.oberstufeninformatik.de image 261x228]

This guy built a wing for the museum. I shiat you not.

A wing or a wang?


It's both!!1! Wang's Wing!
 
2012-08-08 09:02:05 PM

themasterdebater: Is there a vagina museum? I'm all for equality....


Would a vulva museum be sufficient? (link NSFW)
 
2012-08-08 09:02:27 PM

The All-Powerful Atheismo: emersonbiggins: Is there a deal, though?

You get $10 off if you come again


Is the tip included?
 
2012-08-08 09:02:35 PM

pheelix: themasterdebater: Is there a vagina museum? I'm all for equality....

Would a vulva museum be sufficient? (link NSFW)


Mulva?
 
2012-08-08 09:03:13 PM

The All-Powerful Atheismo: pheelix: themasterdebater: Is there a vagina museum? I'm all for equality....

Would a vulva museum be sufficient? (link NSFW)

Mulva?


Delores!
 
2012-08-08 09:03:13 PM
Phallus palace piece #?
 
2012-08-08 09:03:18 PM
No weiners tag subby?
 
2012-08-08 09:03:19 PM

Canton: What sort of taxidermist mounts giant mammal genitalia...?


A horny one.
 
2012-08-08 09:03:19 PM
Just what I've always wanted - scrot lamps!

/ sac lites?
 
2012-08-08 09:03:32 PM
So much win in here. Everyone should get a funny click.
 
2012-08-08 09:05:58 PM
seems fitting for this thread gotta love xkcd
imgs.xkcd.com
 
2012-08-08 09:06:01 PM

Canton: What sort of taxidermist mounts giant mammal genitalia...?


A really horny one?
 
2012-08-08 09:06:37 PM
Bad: Your girlfriend wants you to take her to the museum.

As an employee of a natural history and children's museum, I have to say that the mid/late twenties mothers visiting my museum are incredibly hot, even if their children are annoying. So going to a museum would not be so bad.
 
2012-08-08 09:09:11 PM

Boudica's War Tampon: Phony_Soldier: Boudica's War Tampon: [www.oberstufeninformatik.de image 261x228]

This guy built a wing for the museum. I shiat you not.

A wing or a wang?

It's both!!1! Wang's Wing!


Strangely enough, several actors (including Betty White and B.D. Wong) have donated substantial collections to this museum which share floor space with Wang's two wings.

I visited to see the Betty White collection but the floor plan was confusing. I walked up to someone and asked, "Is this the White-Wang Wing?" and they told me "Sorry this is the Wong-Wang Wing."
 
2012-08-08 09:09:20 PM
It's hard to get in there.
 
2012-08-08 09:11:32 PM
I'm all for women mounting my penis
 
2012-08-08 09:12:40 PM
Call fellating?
s3.amazonaws.com
 
2012-08-08 09:12:52 PM

drjekel_mrhyde: I'm all for women mounting my penis


I've never actually had a problem with this either.
 
2012-08-08 09:13:05 PM
Subby, why no Weeners tags?
 
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