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2012-08-09 12:35:59 AM
I lived near Toad Suck for a good while, and I can tell you, the area is ripe with unintentional hilarity. There's Beaver Fork, Skunk Hollow and Woolly Hollow.

Plus, there's Toad Suck Daze, an annual festival dedicated to that area's buried history of indians teaching the paleface to lick amphibians to get high. The locals think the name comes from some bullshiat legend of a saloon where river travelers would stop to drink so much they "swelled up like a toad."
 
2012-08-09 12:44:16 AM

Magnetar: Plus, there's Toad Suck Daze, an annual festival . . .


Ah Toad Suck Days.

Man, there have been several years I was REAL happy the Conway cops had a sense of humor while I was hanging out at that one.
 
2012-08-09 12:48:50 AM

diaphoresis: Hooker, OK

Knew 3 women from there.. 3 words describe: DO NOT WANT


How far is that from Bugtussle, OK?
 
2012-08-09 12:59:21 AM

GAT_00: I wonder how far Toad Suck, Arkansas is from Monkey's Eyebrow, Kentucky?

Well, Google says it's 336 miles by Interstate or 304 miles by US highways.


Huh...

1. Toad Suck, Ark.
10. Monkey's Eyebrow, Ky.


I would've just said "9 places" :D

/Captain Smartass, AWAY!
 
2012-08-09 01:06:05 AM

Broadcastdave: Sandusky, OH is the most unfortunate. The other towns brought their names/connotations upon themselves. The residents of Sandusky did nothing.




I'm sure if they just spend some time in the shower, they'll feel a lot better in 10 to 12 years.
 
2012-08-09 01:06:47 AM
Glad to see Weiner, AR got mentioned in this thread.

/NW AR farker
//waves
 
2012-08-09 01:10:30 AM
"I wonder how far Toad Suck, Arkansas is from Monkey's Eyebrow, Kentucky?"



..... at least an arm and a leg.
 
2012-08-09 01:25:41 AM
We have a Two Dot and a Yakk in Montana, but those are more odd than funny.

/Where the hell is Zortman?
/Oh, just over the mountain from Landusky.
 
2012-08-09 01:30:08 AM
Hell, Michigan.
 
2012-08-09 01:37:54 AM
 
2012-08-09 01:38:55 AM
Don't forget Forget Manitoba, Wawa Ont, Bastard Ont, and my favorite, Spusm BC.

/Dildo of course
 
2012-08-09 01:40:17 AM
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Frowns on your shenanigans
 
2012-08-09 01:54:42 AM
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2012-08-09 01:57:03 AM
Beaverton and Bolsover are only a few miles apart.

Link
 
2012-08-09 02:20:26 AM

geoduck42: And of course the classic Intercourse, PA.


Intercourse is only 3.6 miles away from Paradise, 8.5 miles from Fertility, and 22 miles from Mount Joy. And for the trekkies it is only 17 miles to Kirkwood.
 
2012-08-09 02:30:46 AM

bingethinker: Beaverton and Bolsover are only a few miles apart.

Link


Same with Beaverton and Boring, and you can get there by bike almost exclusively on state highways (with bike lanes) and dedicated cycleways. They're both total shiatholes, but at least Boring is something approaching livable.

/Portland Metro is a great example of what happens when you eliminate everything but booze and drugs from the social scene and night life.
//Yes, this is a bad thing when it's the only thing to do.
 
2012-08-09 02:48:28 AM
There is also a Toad Hop, Indiana.
It is every bit as nasty as you would imagine.
 
2012-08-09 02:49:17 AM
How about Beaver Dam, Wisconsin.

As in "I like your beaver! Damn!"
 
2012-08-09 02:55:24 AM

jdcgonzalez: /NW AR farker
//waves


Waves back.

Come hit our tailgate in a few weeks and say hi! Just south of the stadium across the street, look for the really cool van. (Trust me, you will know which one.)

Ask for "Clorox."

/All Arkansas farkers are invited. Throw a few bucks in the kitty and eat and drink until you puke.
//Tailgates rule.
///Especially the way we do it.
 
2012-08-09 03:45:27 AM

ozarkmatt: jdcgonzalez: /NW AR farker
//waves

Waves back.

Come hit our tailgate in a few weeks and say hi! Just south of the stadium across the street, look for the really cool van. (Trust me, you will know which one.)

Ask for "Clorox."

/All Arkansas farkers are invited. Throw a few bucks in the kitty and eat and drink until you puke.
//Tailgates rule.
///Especially the way we do it.


As long as the Razorbacks aren't playing Bama or Georgia, I might be convinced to even wear an Arkansas shirt.

/MAYBE
//thankfully red and crimson go over well between being in AR and working at UALR
 
2012-08-09 03:48:20 AM
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2012-08-09 03:53:24 AM

melopene: As long as the Razorbacks aren't playing Bama or Georgia, I might be convinced to even wear an Arkansas shirt.


No Georgia this year unless we meet in the Championship game. Georgia won't sniff that for a few years.

'Bama is up here in the 15th, come on up for that one and partake in the party.
 
2012-08-09 03:57:28 AM

ozarkmatt: melopene: As long as the Razorbacks aren't playing Bama or Georgia, I might be convinced to even wear an Arkansas shirt.

No Georgia this year unless we meet in the Championship game. Georgia won't sniff that for a few years.

'Bama is up here in the 15th, come on up for that one and partake in the party.


If I show up for that, I shall be in my Bama clothes. You've been warned. I've been trolling the neighborhood by wearing my t-shirts because we're awesome, and also because I don't have that many t-shirts to wear in the horrendous hot weather we've been having.
 
2012-08-09 04:08:24 AM

melopene: If I show up for that, I shall be in my Bama clothes.


And you will be accepted. You might have to listen to some ribbing but we have no problem with opposing fans showing up. Actually, we love it - no party is fun when everybody is serious one sided. (Which is why I don't hit political crap). You will be made fun of about your ugly shirt. That's about it.

We aren't Longhorn fans (Assholes) or Sooner fans (the farking worst).
 
2012-08-09 04:15:07 AM

ozarkmatt: And you will be accepted. You might have to listen to some ribbing but we have no problem with opposing fans showing up. Actually, we love it - no party is fun when everybody is serious one sided. (Which is why I don't hit political crap). You will be made fun of about your ugly shirt. That's about it.

We aren't Longhorn fans (Assholes) or Sooner fans (the farking worst).


I generally consider Tennessee fans to be the worst, but then I had to call campus police on the assholes tailgating around my building when I was in school at UGA - the day after I finished my PhD comps was the Bama-Georgia game, and I showed up in my Bama gear. Asshats were trying to charge admission to the portajohns. I told them where they could put their admissions fees, showed them my student ID, and then they got all aggro on me and called me a traitor.

In retrospect it was funny, but at the time I was trashed and ready to throw down.
 
2012-08-09 04:30:04 AM

melopene: I generally consider Tennessee fans to be the worst,


Don't EVER go to Norman wearing anything other than OU crap.

Tennessee fans for football are harmless nowadays. Much like their team.
 
2012-08-09 04:36:04 AM

ozarkmatt: melopene: I generally consider Tennessee fans to be the worst,

Don't EVER go to Norman wearing anything other than OU crap.

Tennessee fans for football are harmless nowadays. Much like their team.


HAHAHA.

So true on TN's count, and yet, why on earth would I ever willingly go to Norman?
 
2012-08-09 04:40:23 AM

melopene: So true on TN's count, and yet, why on earth would I ever willingly go to Norman?


Arkansas played OU for a deciding game in the first round of the college baseball tournament a few years ago. We drove the 4 hours over there (four back). Fans were pricks, and after the Hogs won it was hell getting out.

Other than the head shop I found in Tulsa in the early 90's when I cared about such crap, the state of Oklahoma has nothing to offer the rest of the human race.
 
2012-08-09 04:43:52 AM

ozarkmatt: melopene: So true on TN's count, and yet, why on earth would I ever willingly go to Norman?

Arkansas played OU for a deciding game in the first round of the college baseball tournament a few years ago. We drove the 4 hours over there (four back). Fans were pricks, and after the Hogs won it was hell getting out.

Other than the head shop I found in Tulsa in the early 90's when I cared about such crap, the state of Oklahoma has nothing to offer the rest of the human race.


Yeah, screw baseball. I have a TF friend in OK, but she's nowhere near Tulsa or Norman, thankfully. :)
 
2012-08-09 04:51:27 AM

melopene: Yeah, screw baseball


ARE YOU KIDDING ME!!! College baseball is the bomb. Sigh, now you are in the great state of Arkansas, you will learn . . ..
 
2012-08-09 05:02:22 AM

ozarkmatt: you are in the great state of Arkansas


NEXT REST ROOM: TENNESSEE 420 miles
 
2012-08-09 05:08:12 AM

ozarkmatt: melopene: Yeah, screw baseball

ARE YOU KIDDING ME!!! College baseball is the bomb. Sigh, now you are in the great state of Arkansas, you will learn . . ..


Nah, I grew up in AL and went to grad school at UGA. I still hate baseball. You hit a ball with a stick and run around with circles... yawn.

Give me football on any day. Rugby, if I must. But I really dislike baseball and basketball.
 
2012-08-09 05:15:49 AM
Clorox...
Baum Squad by chance?
 
2012-08-09 05:54:43 AM

jdcgonzalez: Clorox...
Baum Squad by chance?


Have you gone to games at Baum and seen that big ass banner in the hog pen? The flags?

Yeah, That's us.
 
2012-08-09 05:56:14 AM

melopene: ozarkmatt: melopene: Yeah, screw baseball

ARE YOU KIDDING ME!!! College baseball is the bomb. Sigh, now you are in the great state of Arkansas, you will learn . . ..

Nah, I grew up in AL and went to grad school at UGA. I still hate baseball. You hit a ball with a stick and run around with circles... yawn.

Give me football on any day. Rugby, if I must. But I really dislike baseball and basketball.


Trust me, come up the hill for any sporting event. You will have a good time.
 
2012-08-09 05:57:48 AM

urban.derelict: ozarkmatt: you are in the great state of Arkansas

NEXT REST ROOM: TENNESSEE 420 miles


Cute. It shows your stupidity. But cute.
 
2012-08-09 06:43:16 AM
Is it near Blacky, Kentucky?
 
2012-08-09 07:01:25 AM

ozarkmatt: jdcgonzalez: Clorox...
Baum Squad by chance?

Have you gone to games at Baum and seen that big ass banner in the hog pen? The flags?

Yeah, That's us.


I used to spend more time than should be allowed out there. Not for the last season or two (work), but yeah. I was out there a lot. Out front, screaming at the outfielders. Small world.
 
2012-08-09 07:36:16 AM
Oddly enough, Climax, Ga. appears to be pretty far away from Seaman, Ohio. There is one radio station here that I pick up that airs ads for businesses in Seaman. It's pronounced how you think it is. I nearly drove off the road when I heard the ad for Seaman Florist and Delivery.
 
2012-08-09 07:58:10 AM
Toad Suck, Arkansas might be the most unfortunate name for a town, but the best HAS to be this village in Austria (link NSFW).
 
2012-08-09 09:36:15 AM
Another Arkie here that works in Conway (a few miles from Toad Suck), so I'm getting a kick.....

I'd say Arkansas' most unfortunate name would be Booger Hollow. The sign going into town is even unfortunate. It states "Population 7...countin' one coon dog".
 
2012-08-09 09:58:48 AM

DLinds: There are better worse names. I lived near Goobertown, AR and Weiner, AR. Had a co-worker from Bald Knob, AR. Hubby's favorite town is Knob Lick, MO.


i had a girlfriend from bald knob when i lived in north little rock
 
2012-08-09 10:01:31 AM
I've spent time in Weed, CA..... and even worse, Los Banos, CA (Translates to "the bathroom")
 
2012-08-09 10:07:51 AM
If I knew how to add a photo, I'd lay out my Christmas card from 1986. I'm standing next to the city limit sign of farking, Austria. I was living in Garmisch-Partenkirchen then (82-88). I actually had friends asking me for more copies of the card.
I now live in Arkansas 80 miles straight north of Bald Knob. Moved here from Vegas in early 2006 & love it except for the dry counties thing.

GO HAWGS!
 
2012-08-09 10:09:35 AM

melopene: ozarkmatt: melopene: As long as the Razorbacks aren't playing Bama or Georgia, I might be convinced to even wear an Arkansas shirt.

No Georgia this year unless we meet in the Championship game. Georgia won't sniff that for a few years.

'Bama is up here in the 15th, come on up for that one and partake in the party.

If I show up for that, I shall be in my Bama clothes. You've been warned. I've been trolling the neighborhood by wearing my t-shirts because we're awesome, and also because I don't have that many t-shirts to wear in the horrendous hot weather we've been having.


we moved to mobile, alabama, for a couple of years in the early 80s (from hope, ar). soon after we got down there, my dad was already irritated with all the "roll tide" stuff, so he had my uncle go to the "hog heaven" store and send us all kinds of bumper stickers, magnets, etc with the razorback logo, just to get under everyone's skin. also, our car was maroon, so it matched with either u of a
 
2012-08-09 10:13:00 AM

OlDood: If I knew how to add a photo, I'd lay out my Christmas card from 1986. I'm standing next to the city limit sign of farking, Austria. I was living in Garmisch-Partenkirchen then (82-88). I actually had friends asking me for more copies of the card.
I now live in Arkansas 80 miles straight north of Bald Knob. Moved here from Vegas in early 2006 & love it except for the dry counties thing.

GO HAWGS!


you live north of batesville? i lived in batesville for a couple of years. my first wife was from there. i worked at the batesville rent-a-center, so i've been all over the whole region. you must like living in the middle of nowhere, because that's what north central ark/somo are, for sure! pretty scenery though. but i'd much prefer bavaria.
 
2012-08-09 10:14:04 AM
what about Knockemstiff, OH?
 
2012-08-09 10:28:57 AM
I graduated from Hooker High School, so I'm really getting a kick out of these replies. Seriously. Lived in Hooker,OK for several years.

diaphoresis: Hooker, OK

Knew 3 women from there.. 3 words describe: DO NOT WANT


Who were they? Chance are, I know 'em.
 
2012-08-09 12:32:10 PM

Baz the Spaz: How about Beaver Dam, Wisconsin.

As in "I like your beaver! Damn!"


Home of the Golden Beavers!

and may I present Loafer's Glory
 
2012-08-09 04:26:29 PM
Hey, no one will probably see this, too late to the party...but I work home games, with my buddy from the ticket office to help her out. I'll be the cheerful redhead selling student tickets next to the student gate. Come say hi.

I'm excited to see so many NWA Farkers...anyone ever down for a gathering, EIP. :)
 
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