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2012-08-08 08:17:45 PM
Both are a might far from Lick Skillet, Alabama.
 
2012-08-08 08:40:14 PM
Monkey's Eyebrow sounds like an obscure martial arts style from those old school Kung Fu movies.

"Hah! Your Sloth's Knee is very good, BUT IT IS NO MATCH FOR MY MONKEY'S EYEBROW."
 
2012-08-08 08:48:55 PM

Toshiro Mifune's Letter Opener: Monkey's Eyebrow sounds like an obscure martial arts style from those old school Kung Fu movies.

"Hah! Your Sloth's Knee is very good, BUT IT IS NO MATCH FOR MY MONKEY'S EYEBROW."


That's not related to Monkey Steals the Peach, is it?

/because it sounds like it could be quite painful
 
2012-08-08 08:49:56 PM
I dunno, but I know how far it is from Two Egg Florida to Hot Coffee Alabama.
 
2012-08-08 08:55:40 PM

MaudlinMutantMollusk: That's not related to Monkey Steals the Peach, is it?


Good God, I hope not. :-/

(That *is* a fairly sinister fighting style name, isn't it?)
 
2012-08-08 09:03:27 PM
I wonder how far Toad Suck, Arkansas is from Monkey's Eyebrow, Kentucky?

Well, Google says it's 336 miles by Interstate or 304 miles by US highways.
 
2012-08-08 09:07:47 PM
I saw this on the news this morning. I thought they were saying Toe Suck.
 
2012-08-08 10:49:07 PM
Why only Climax, GA? There's one in Michigan too.
 
2012-08-08 10:50:47 PM
I always thought New Amsterdam was an unfortunate name.
 
2012-08-08 10:51:05 PM
French Lick, IN demands a recount.
 
2012-08-08 10:51:38 PM
Beaver Crossing, NE steps up to the plate.
 
2012-08-08 10:52:58 PM
2.bp.blogspot.com

I drove past this on my way out of Big Bone Lick State Park about 25 years ago. Almost drove my car off the road I was laughing so hard.
 
2012-08-08 10:55:05 PM
Sandusky, OH is the most unfortunate. The other towns brought their names/connotations upon themselves. The residents of Sandusky did nothing.
 
2012-08-08 10:55:52 PM
www.wearysloth.com

She knows a thing or two about bad names
 
2012-08-08 10:55:58 PM
No Lizard Lick? I demands a recount.
 
2012-08-08 10:58:43 PM

Godscrack: I saw this on the news this morning. I thought they were saying Toe Suck.


Leave Dick Morris out of this.
 
2012-08-08 10:59:07 PM
It's Monkey's ELBOW, fool!
 
2012-08-08 10:59:13 PM
As a proud Toad Suckian, I'm getting a kick out of these replies.
 
2012-08-08 11:01:53 PM

doyner: As a proud Toad Suckian, I'm getting a kick out of these replies.


Really? Not "Toad Sucker"?
 
2012-08-08 11:02:04 PM

JohnAnnArbor: Godscrack: I saw this on the news this morning. I thought they were saying Toe Suck.

Leave Dick Morris out of this.


When I was in high school in Conway there was quite the tale of the Toad Suck Toe Sucker. Apparently it turned out to be true.
 
2012-08-08 11:03:13 PM

AverageAmericanGuy: doyner: As a proud Toad Suckian, I'm getting a kick out of these replies.

Really? Not "Toad Sucker"?


Honestly, I don't recall ever hearing what he proper terminology is.
 
2012-08-08 11:04:06 PM
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2012-08-08 11:06:00 PM
Obligatory shout out for Blue Ball, Ohio.

(Bout 10 miles from here)
 
2012-08-08 11:06:08 PM
Personally I think Blue Ball, Pennsylvania is way more unfortunate than Climax, Georgia. Also, the town named Assawoman is in Virginia. There is an Assawoman Bay in Maryland.
 
2012-08-08 11:09:42 PM
If it's not named Meth-oxyGalore, it's a misnomer..
 
2012-08-08 11:10:55 PM

whatshisname: [2.bp.blogspot.com image 320x240]

I drove past this on my way out of Big Bone Lick State Park about 25 years ago. Almost drove my car off the road I was laughing so hard.


There is a Beaver Liquor about 20 min from my house (Fayetteville chick here). Toad Suck is about 2 hours, on the way to my BF's neck of the woods. My HS...we were the Mounties (hillbilly slouched down with a corn cob pipe and a botle of moonshine - his sidekicks were later removed).

We Arkansans take pride in our backyard, and are the first to laugh at it. Do your worst. ;D
 
2012-08-08 11:11:02 PM
There are better worse names. I lived near Goobertown, AR and Weiner, AR. Had a co-worker from Bald Knob, AR. Hubby's favorite town is Knob Lick, MO.
 
2012-08-08 11:12:06 PM
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What a doyner in Toad Suck may look like.
 
2012-08-08 11:12:40 PM
Who could forget

celebratecanada.files.wordpress.com?
 
2012-08-08 11:19:12 PM

DLinds: There are better worse names. I lived near Goobertown, AR and Weiner, AR. Had a co-worker from Bald Knob, AR. Hubby's favorite town is Knob Lick, MO.


Also for your amusement, Stumptoe and Possum Grape, AR.
 
2012-08-08 11:22:18 PM

rogue_L_chick: DLinds: There are better worse names. I lived near Goobertown, AR and Weiner, AR. Had a co-worker from Bald Knob, AR. Hubby's favorite town is Knob Lick, MO.

Also for your amusement, Stumptoe and Possum Grape, AR.

 
2012-08-08 11:23:37 PM
Toad does suck. I was trying to rescue princess not you, you bastard.
 
2012-08-08 11:24:41 PM
Frogtown, PA
 
2012-08-08 11:25:03 PM

TheDumbBlonde: I dunno, but I know how far it is from Two Egg Florida to Hot Coffee Alabama.


I came to mention Two Egg. My God, it's practically famous now!

Ever been to Wewahitchka?
 
2012-08-08 11:25:04 PM
Surely they din't overlook Dime Box, TX ?
 
2012-08-08 11:27:06 PM
The classic from down under:

Tittybong, Australia
 
2012-08-08 11:28:49 PM
I know Belchertown is on the list, but they could have added Athol.
 
2012-08-08 11:31:07 PM
Hooker, OK

Knew 3 women from there.. 3 words describe: DO NOT WANT
 
2012-08-08 11:35:46 PM

rogue_L_chick: whatshisname: [2.bp.blogspot.com image 320x240]

I drove past this on my way out of Big Bone Lick State Park about 25 years ago. Almost drove my car off the road I was laughing so hard.

There is a Beaver Liquor about 20 min from my house (Fayetteville chick here). Toad Suck is about 2 hours, on the way to my BF's neck of the woods. My HS...we were the Mounties (hillbilly slouched down with a corn cob pipe and a botle of moonshine - his sidekicks were later removed).

We Arkansans take pride in our backyard, and are the first to laugh at it. Do your worst. ;D


You live in Arkansas and have an awesome beagle! I, too, live in Arkansas and have an awesome beagle.

/hit me up if you ever wander down to LR
 
2012-08-08 11:39:16 PM
Read that as Total Suck
 
2012-08-08 11:47:22 PM
I hear Climax, GA is very, very close to Cumming, GA.
 
2012-08-08 11:48:09 PM
And of course the classic Intercourse, PA.

Here in Washington state, we have a few beauts derived from local Indian names: Sequim ("Skwim") and Humptulips are probably the worst. And probably inevitably, someone named their town George.
 
2012-08-08 11:55:39 PM

melopene: rogue_L_chick: whatshisname: [2.bp.blogspot.com image 320x240]

I drove past this on my way out of Big Bone Lick State Park about 25 years ago. Almost drove my car off the road I was laughing so hard.

There is a Beaver Liquor about 20 min from my house (Fayetteville chick here). Toad Suck is about 2 hours, on the way to my BF's neck of the woods. My HS...we were the Mounties (hillbilly slouched down with a corn cob pipe and a botle of moonshine - his sidekicks were later removed).

We Arkansans take pride in our backyard, and are the first to laugh at it. Do your worst. ;D

You live in Arkansas and have an awesome beagle! I, too, live in Arkansas and have an awesome beagle.

/hit me up if you ever wander down to LR


Aww, your girlie is so sweet, love the vid! I am from UAF, so I come down to LR to the campus there from time to time. I'll try to remember to hit you up next time I come down to the Rock. Likewise, if you ever hit the Ville...
 
2012-08-08 11:55:59 PM
www.grandrapids-realestate.com

Unfortunately, there's not much meat on that bone as the sign is pretty much the entire town unincorporated area.
 
2012-08-09 12:06:36 AM

rogue_L_chick: Aww, your girlie is so sweet, love the vid! I am from UAF, so I come down to LR to the campus there from time to time. I'll try to remember to hit you up next time I come down to the Rock. Likewise, if you ever hit the Ville...


Awesome! I'll be teaching at the LR campus starting this semester. My guest room is always open to cool people and their beagles. :D
 
2012-08-09 12:10:58 AM

Toshiro Mifune's Letter Opener: Monkey's Eyebrow sounds like an obscure martial arts style from those old school Kung Fu movies.

"Hah! Your Sloth's Knee is very good, BUT IT IS NO MATCH FOR MY MONKEY'S EYEBROW."


i291.photobucket.com

/+1 to you TMLO
 
2012-08-09 12:12:24 AM
Well, it is right up the road from yellsville
 
2012-08-09 12:13:34 AM

NASAM: French Lick, IN demands a recount.


Second that notion.
 
2012-08-09 12:33:01 AM
I've been through Toad Suck, so I'm getting a kick etc.

Quite the coincidence, too - I'm from Montana.
 
2012-08-09 12:34:53 AM
Well...

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