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(CBS Philadelphia)   Protip: It's okay to hold a protest sign outside a bank stating "You're being robbed." NOT OKAY to hold the same "you're being robbed sign" inside the bank   (philadelphia.cbslocal.com) divider line 61
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2012-08-08 08:12:35 PM  
According to the group, Dave faces two felony charges including Attempted Bank Robbery and Terroristic Threatening and one misdemeanor charge of disorderly conduct.

OH COME THE F**K ON!

I don't even like the occupy protesters, but all this idiot did was hold up a sign inside a bank. He didn't actually try to robiatcharge him with criminal mischief or something.
 
2012-08-08 08:28:30 PM  
In other news, the Occupy Jail Cell movement is picking up steam.
 
2012-08-08 08:57:25 PM  

Lsherm: try to robiatcharge him


Filterpwn!
 
2012-08-08 09:15:51 PM  

incendi: Lsherm: try to robiatcharge him

Filterpwn!


Yeah, it surprised me too.
 
2012-08-08 09:42:21 PM  
Perception is reality. ;)
 
2012-08-08 09:44:00 PM  
he has a gub
 
2012-08-08 09:44:32 PM  
How the man was robbed of his common sense remains a mystery....
 
2012-08-08 09:46:35 PM  
I'm still not sure why "You're" lost its capitalization in transit...;)
 
2012-08-08 09:46:50 PM  
Location, location, location.
 
2012-08-08 09:47:49 PM  
Terroristic threats trifecta?
 
2012-08-08 09:47:50 PM  
"YOU'RE being robbed."

at least his grammar was correct, unlike the dumbfarks in the Tea Party when they make their stupid signs.
 
2012-08-08 09:48:32 PM  

Indubitably: I'm still not sure why "You're" lost its capitalization in transit...;)


How did the word "sign" get on the sign?
 
2012-08-08 09:48:36 PM  

Lsherm: incendi: Lsherm: try to robiatcharge him

Filterpwn!

Yeah, it surprised me too.



Merry biatchmas!
 
2012-08-08 09:50:00 PM  
Protesting outside is hard in the summer. It's hot, you know.
 
2012-08-08 09:50:20 PM  
Arrest the banksters! And remember, it's not what you do but where you do it that makes all the difference in the world.
 
2012-08-08 09:53:12 PM  
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2012-08-08 09:59:08 PM  
Occupy is still happening?
 
2012-08-08 10:01:36 PM  
Yeah, right. Oil companies and banks rip us off and you'll all scream about it and then do nothing. You will all meekly go to the gas station and pay whatever they care to ask. You'll pay whatever bank fees they care to charge too. The bankers and oil companies will continue to reap record profits.

And you will do nothing.

But yeah, those occupiers were nothing but a bunch of smelly hippies with no clear message. Piss on you all.
 
2012-08-08 10:02:21 PM  

Abox: Occupy is still happening?


Yes, but the International Socialist Organization is pretty busy working behind the scenes to cement themselves as the ideological force behind the movement. It'll be back in full swing once they've built their power structure and organization within Occupy, and that should be some time in the autumn.
 
2012-08-08 10:07:04 PM  

kidakita: Yeah, right. Oil companies and banks rip us off and you'll all scream about it and then do nothing. You will all meekly go to the gas station and pay whatever they care to ask. You'll pay whatever bank fees they care to charge too. The bankers and oil companies will continue to reap record profits.

And you will do nothing.

But yeah, those occupiers were nothing but a bunch of smelly hippies with no clear message. Piss on you all.



3/4s of this country is made up of consumer-drones who get their marching orders on TV and in the media. They don't even know any better. I am beginning to enjoy watching the collapse, as 75% of those hurt deserve it.

America doesn't exist anymore, only Global Corporate Socialism.
 
2012-08-08 10:08:58 PM  

AverageAmericanGuy: Abox: Occupy is still happening?

Yes, but the International Socialist Organization is pretty busy working behind the scenes to cement themselves as the ideological force behind the movement. It'll be back in full swing once they've built their power structure and organization within Occupy, and that should be some time in the autumn.


Ah, the hard Left -- eighty million victims over the past hundred years, and yet they can still manage to convince many credulous people that they somehow hold the moral high ground over "banksters".
 
2012-08-08 10:09:02 PM  

Lsherm: According to the group, Dave faces two felony charges including Attempted Bank Robbery and Terroristic Threatening and one misdemeanor charge of disorderly conduct.

OH COME THE F**K ON!

I don't even like the occupy protesters, but all this idiot did was hold up a sign inside a bank. He didn't actually try to robiatcharge him with criminal mischief or something.


i hope you aren't supporting terrorism... a federal crime.
 
2012-08-08 10:11:53 PM  

Lsherm: According to the group, Dave faces two felony charges including Attempted Bank Robbery and Terroristic Threatening and one misdemeanor charge of disorderly conduct.

OH COME THE F**K ON!

I don't even like the occupy protesters, but all this idiot did was hold up a sign inside a bank. He didn't actually try to robiatcharge him with criminal mischief or something.




Don't say "bomb" within an airport, and don't mention "robbery" within a bank. Is that so farkin' difficult to understand? If common sense was a easy college elective maybe this dumbass would have had a grasp of the obvious.
 
2012-08-08 10:13:45 PM  
Dave?

Dave's not here man...
 
2012-08-08 10:14:38 PM  
"He is not the criminal. If the police were truly there to protect and serve the taxpayers, the banksters would be arrested and this man would be called a hero."

I was in the middle of a game of Parcheesi with an old blind man and I excused myself to call my friend as he was very depressed lately because he never became a bankster.
 
2012-08-08 10:14:52 PM  
www.tiricosuave.com

First thing I thought of.
 
2012-08-08 10:15:27 PM  

nytmare: Indubitably: I'm still not sure why "You're" lost its capitalization in transit...;)

How did the word "sign" get on the sign?


the back was a rough draft?
 
2012-08-08 10:15:36 PM  

kidakita: Yeah, right. Oil companies and banks rip us off and you'll all scream about it and then do nothing. You will all meekly go to the gas station and pay whatever they care to ask. You'll pay whatever bank fees they care to charge too. The bankers and oil companies will continue to reap record profits.

And you will do nothing.

But yeah, those occupiers were nothing but a bunch of smelly hippies with no clear message. Piss on you all.


Ef þú vilt setja farking peningana þína undir farking dýnu þinn, gera það. En ef þú vilt einhvern til að líta eftir farking peningana þína, að þjónusta er ekki ókeypis móðir farker. Á sama hátt með olíufélögin, það er um framlegð hagnaði. Hagnaður virðast obsence að litla huga vegna þess að allir notar vöruna. Þú virðist svo reiður en heimskur á sama tíma.
 
2012-08-08 10:17:33 PM  

cfoperfin: kidakita: Yeah, right. Oil companies and banks rip us off and you'll all scream about it and then do nothing. You will all meekly go to the gas station and pay whatever they care to ask. You'll pay whatever bank fees they care to charge too. The bankers and oil companies will continue to reap record profits.

And you will do nothing.

But yeah, those occupiers were nothing but a bunch of smelly hippies with no clear message. Piss on you all.

Ef þú vilt setja farking peningana þína undir farking dýnu þinn, gera það. En ef þú vilt einhvern til að líta eftir farking peningana þína, að þjónusta er ekki ókeypis móðir farker. Á sama hátt með olíufélögin, það er um framlegð hagnaði. Hagnaður virðast obsence að litla huga vegna þess að allir notar vöruna. Þú virðist svo reiður en heimskur á sama tíma.


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2012-08-08 10:18:06 PM  

Captain_Ballbeard: 3/4s of this country is made up of consumer-drones who get their marching orders on TV and in the media. They don't even know any better. I am beginning to enjoy watching the collapse, as 75% of those hurt deserve it.


I won't enjoy watching the collapse, as inevitable as it may be, because I can't relish the prospect of so many decent people suffering who have worked hard, generally played by the rules and are going to get badly screwed regardless. --What I might enjoy, tho', is witnessing some kind of vindictive retribution against those of our political, academic, and media elites who have made such an eventuality possible through their relentless undermining of the greatest civilization that the world has ever known. They imagine that the crocodile will eat them last, but they are wrong.
 
2012-08-08 10:19:49 PM  

AverageAmericanGuy: cfoperfin: kidakita: Yeah, right. Oil companies and banks rip us off and you'll all scream about it and then do nothing. You will all meekly go to the gas station and pay whatever they care to ask. You'll pay whatever bank fees they care to charge too. The bankers and oil companies will continue to reap record profits.

And you will do nothing.

But yeah, those occupiers were nothing but a bunch of smelly hippies with no clear message. Piss on you all.

Ef þú vilt setja farking peningana þína undir farking dýnu þinn, gera það. En ef þú vilt einhvern til að líta eftir farking peningana þína, að þjónusta er ekki ókeypis móðir farker. Á sama hátt með olíufélögin, það er um framlegð hagnaði. Hagnaður virðast obsence að litla huga vegna þess að allir notar vöruna. Þú virðist svo reiður en heimskur á sama tíma.

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What.
 
2012-08-08 10:23:06 PM  

Abox: Occupy is still happening?


The pigs need a scapegoat to justify their further militarization.
 
2012-08-08 10:23:45 PM  
cfoperfin: For someone to leave me a reply in the Icelandic language, you sure managed to support the bankers that tried to fark your country (Iceland). Who is paying you? Oh well. Support the oil companies and the bankers all you want. They know what's best for you. Honest.
 
2012-08-08 10:27:23 PM  
I don't support anyone but myself. If you want to keep your money in a cookie jar, go ahead. If you want to buy, ship, and refine your own oil, go ahead. There are costs associated with all services.
 
2012-08-08 10:34:14 PM  
Disorderly conduct should be the only charge that sticks at all.
 
2012-08-08 10:36:46 PM  

Abox: Occupy is still happening?


That's what I was thinking
 
2012-08-08 10:40:19 PM  

kidakita: Yeah, right. Oil companies and banks rip us off and you'll all scream about it and then do nothing. You will all meekly go to the gas station and pay whatever they care to ask. You'll pay whatever bank fees they care to charge too. The bankers and oil companies will continue to reap record profits.

And you will do nothing.

But yeah, those occupiers were nothing but a bunch of smelly hippies with no clear message. Piss on you all.


I picture you typing that in full hippy Tue dye and beads surrounded by trees who are all your friends and as son as you type the last period you and your trees a hugfest.

Thanks for the laugh, I need that.



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2012-08-08 10:43:39 PM  

EvilRacistNaziFascist: What I might enjoy, tho', is witnessing some kind of vindictive retribution against those of our political, academic, and media elites who have made such an eventuality possible through their relentless undermining of the greatest civilization that the world has ever known. They imagine that the crocodile will eat them last, but they are wrong.


Sounds like fun.
...But I suspect it will look alot less like this:
dl.dropbox.com

And more like millions of people sitting around with their thumbs up their arses and waiting for the next economic fix to kick in.

/Realistically, the king pins who cause the mess will probably be on the first jets out of here.
/People might try to vent their rage on those who don't deserve it, but the left and the right of this nation don't arm themselves equally.
/After a riot or two and the cops giving the populace a heavy dose of vitamin CS, its back to waiting.
 
2012-08-08 10:43:43 PM  

OBBN: kidakita: Yeah, right. Oil companies and banks rip us off and you'll all scream about it and then do nothing. You will all meekly go to the gas station and pay whatever they care to ask. You'll pay whatever bank fees they care to charge too. The bankers and oil companies will continue to reap record profits.

And you will do nothing.

But yeah, those occupiers were nothing but a bunch of smelly hippies with no clear message. Piss on you all.

I picture you typing that in full hippy Tue dye and beads surrounded by trees who are all your friends and as son as you type the last period you and your trees a hugfest.

Thanks for the laugh, I need that



Stupid auto-correct, my apologies for screwing up a perfectly good insult.
 
2012-08-08 10:43:54 PM  
don't know why the occupy people don't love rich people. Rich people NEVER lie, cheat or steal. Rich people always make money the honest way, and the more money a rich person has, the more honest and honorable they must be. We poor, ignorant, lazy peasants should just accept the fact that we are not as smart or moral or hard-working as millionaires and billionaires. George Soros, Warren Buffet, Queen Elizabeth, Jamie Dimon, Bernie Madoff and all those other rich people are loveable, kind people who are obviously a cut above the rest of us. They deserve every dime and we lowly peasants should be happy to serve them, because that is our place in life. XOXO RICH PEOPLE!!
 
2012-08-08 10:53:00 PM  
let the protestors have their protest. don't be douchey about it. i'm sure the bank employee felt threatened and had no idea at all it was a protest.
 
2012-08-08 10:56:48 PM  
This kind of shiat is why I hate people so much! In this case, the moron holding the sign is a complete farktard, the bank is full of farking idiots, and the cops are complete asshats. There isn't a single part of this story, including the journalist covering it, that doesn't deserve scorn and ridicule! You all farking suck balls, STFU!
 
2012-08-08 10:59:50 PM  
Disorderly Conduct? Oh yeah.
Bank Robbery? FALSE ARREST.

/and you know it
 
2012-08-08 11:02:43 PM  

cfoperfin: I don't support anyone but myself. If you want to keep your money in a cookie jar, go ahead. If you want to buy, ship, and refine your own oil, go ahead. There are costs associated with all services.


You really need to learn composer. Going 2.1 posts in and outing yourself as an Authoritarian puppet won't get you far.
 
2012-08-08 11:08:24 PM  

SlothB77: let the protestors have their protest. don't be douchey about it. i'm sure the bank employee felt threatened and had no idea at all it was a protest.


They can protest all they want... OUTSIDE!

If you walk into a bank with a sign that suggests you are robbing a bank, why shouldn't the teller panic?
That's like yelling fire in a theater. Even if you were only being annoying, that's begging on the tellers good graces (and she/he was probably fed up with that guy)

/I agree he should only get a stern chewing out and be sent on his way.
/...after cooling his heels in jail for the night, at least.
 
2012-08-08 11:13:16 PM  

rybolton79: This kind of shiat is why I hate people so much! In this case, the moron holding the sign is a complete farktard, the bank is full of farking idiots, and the cops are complete asshats. There isn't a single part of this story, including the journalist covering it, that doesn't deserve scorn and ridicule! You all farking suck balls, STFU!


your argument is actually quite valid in most instances of basically anything, although its especially apt when people talk of red states vs blue states, democrat vs republicans.
 
2012-08-08 11:15:05 PM  
Occupy Jail Cell
 
2012-08-08 11:16:42 PM  

Smeggy Smurf: Abox: Occupy is still happening?

The pigs need a scapegoat to justify their further militarization.


hee hee. reminded me of our own. mostly homeless people taking advantage. dumb asses...
 
2012-08-08 11:20:18 PM  

Barbecue Bob: don't know why the occupy people don't love rich people. Rich people NEVER lie, cheat or steal. Rich people always make money the honest way, and the more money a rich person has, the more honest and honorable they must be. We poor, ignorant, lazy peasants should just accept the fact that we are not as smart or moral or hard-working as millionaires and billionaires. George Soros, Warren Buffet, Queen Elizabeth, Jamie Dimon, Bernie Madoff and all those other rich people are loveable, kind people who are obviously a cut above the rest of us. They deserve every dime and we lowly peasants should be happy to serve them, because that is our place in life. XOXO RICH PEOPLE!!



People lie, cheat, and steal their way to every economic stratum. Chances are you're being cheated by people far poorer than Warren Buffett.
 
2012-08-08 11:29:05 PM  

Captain_Ballbeard: kidakita: Yeah, right. Oil companies and banks rip us off and you'll all scream about it and then do nothing. You will all meekly go to the gas station and pay whatever they care to ask. You'll pay whatever bank fees they care to charge too. The bankers and oil companies will continue to reap record profits.

And you will do nothing.

But yeah, those occupiers were nothing but a bunch of smelly hippies with no clear message. Piss on you all.


3/4s of this country is made up of consumer-drones who get their marching orders on TV and in the media. They don't even know any better. I am beginning to enjoy watching the collapse, as 75% of those hurt deserve it.

America doesn't exist anymore, only Global Corporate Socialism.


Hey, wow. someone else who gets it.

The plutocrats are in charge. The political process is a sham. The rulers are the corporate overlords, and the President and all our "leaders" are just paper-pushers and front-men for the megacorporations that pull their strings and pay their salaries.

No matter which "side" you pick, you're supporting the corporate media cycle by tuning in to yell at your TV and complain about "the other side" being wrong.

There is no other side, in truth. The whole political process and the media are just faking it to entertain you. It's like pro wrestling. The outcomes are pre-determined, the trash-talking is just for show (and the people doing it go out together to share coke and hookers after taping their segment), and the moves-- while not entirely fake-- are designed to look and sound devastating but cause minimal actual damage.

People who watch politics and get deeply involved, shouting at their TV, arguing online, and getting all serious about it-- They're as pathetic as people who believe pro wrestling is real.
 
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