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(Celebslam)   Daisy Fuentes shows us what all 45+ year old women should look like (borderline NFSW)   ( divider line
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26987 clicks; posted to Entertainment » on 08 Aug 2012 at 8:14 PM (5 years ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook   more»

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2012-08-08 05:14:39 PM  
7 votes:

2012-08-08 08:28:23 PM  
6 votes:

markie_farkie: downstairs: I have an Irish last name. Me and my dad pronounce it completely differently, which has always led me to believe there's no "correct" pronunciation of a name.

That just means one of you is too sober!

Stereotypes FTW!

The scary thing? Their last name is O'Potato.
2012-08-08 09:44:15 PM  
4 votes:

remotecody: I have a picture of her next to a female friend of mine at a clothing line thing... She is good, not great.

Yes, but how did Daisy look?
2012-08-08 08:19:15 PM  
3 votes:
Dat Fuentass!
2012-08-08 04:14:22 PM  
3 votes:
Mother of God.

Well, she's Mexican, so, Madre de Dios
2012-08-08 06:13:33 PM  
2 votes:


Biggest pet peeve, tho.. People who pronounce Fuentes as "Fooo-WENN-tezz" instead of "rhymes with Prentiss"

No, I don't like people who can't be bothered to pronounce foreign names in at least a passing resemblance to the native pronunciation..

Are you rotsky's alt?
2012-08-09 12:15:47 PM  
1 vote:
2012-08-08 11:55:40 PM  
1 vote:

Whatthefark: I've been in lust with Daisy for decades. I was about twenty feet away from her once in Vegas on New Years Eve 1997. We made eye contact, smiled at each other and that was that. For that one brief moment in time she knew I existed.

She's not an airhead either. She does good things like support St Jude Children's Hospital and March of Dimes.

I actually started her page on a couple of years ago.The layout is different and it looks like others have added to it, but that's OK.

If Daisy ever goes missing, I guess we know whose basement the FBI should search.
2012-08-08 10:47:06 PM  
1 vote:
"Tell me, Sergent, do these look like the breasts of a forty year old woman?"

"No ma'am. They're quite impressive... bordering on spectacular"
2012-08-08 10:32:21 PM  
1 vote:

chewielouie: Nabb1: Mother of God.

Well, she's Mexican, so, Madre de Dios

She's Cuban. Accept no substitutes.


Thank you. Cubans consider Mexicans the...well, the Mexicans of the Hispanic world.
2012-08-08 10:13:02 PM  
1 vote:
2012-08-08 09:33:22 PM  
1 vote:
I'd like to Fuentes her Daisy over and over again.
2012-08-08 09:04:42 PM  
1 vote:

rocky_howard: Daisy Fuentes was always glorious during her MTV days. She made me love music and music videos. And her too, of course.

I bought a Maxim magazine back in 2003 that featured her. Chris.

And now this is her with 45? JESUS!!

She has to be a vampire or something.

Oh and the idiots saying "Mexican", she's Cuban-American, not Mexican.

And the guy who said Fuentes rhymes with Prentiss is right.

Yeah, but he pronounces that "pwen-tez".
2012-08-08 08:31:25 PM  
1 vote:

TheDumbBlonde: Any man that doesn't think she looks amazing is dead inside.

I agree. Even gay dudes appreciate nice asses and tits on women. They just don't want to bang them.

Daisy looks incredible. I would swim naked through a mile long tank of shark infested Habanero pepper juice just to taste the waste water from her laundry.
2012-08-08 08:16:04 PM  
1 vote:
Like number 10.

"Hello, this is penis"
2012-08-08 04:16:34 PM  
1 vote:
The only worthwhile thing to graduate from my High School.
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