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(Celebslam)   Daisy Fuentes shows us what all 45+ year old women should look like (borderline NFSW)   (celebslam.celebuzz.com) divider line 105
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2012-08-08 03:42:47 PM
Good Lord. Let it be so!
 
2012-08-08 04:00:20 PM
Holy Jumpin' Jebus!
 
2012-08-08 04:06:52 PM
Holy farkballs.
 
2012-08-08 04:14:22 PM
Mother of God.

Well, she's Mexican, so, Madre de Dios
 
2012-08-08 04:16:34 PM
The only worthwhile thing to graduate from my High School.
 
2012-08-08 04:25:06 PM
Uh, wow.
 
2012-08-08 04:39:28 PM
she has always been smoking hot, and time has been very kind to her.
 
2012-08-08 05:06:17 PM
Dayum!

Biggest pet peeve, tho.. People who pronounce Fuentes as "Fooo-WENN-tezz" instead of "rhymes with Prentiss"
 
2012-08-08 05:10:56 PM

markie_farkie: Dayum!

Biggest pet peeve, tho.. People who pronounce Fuentes as "Fooo-WENN-tezz" instead of "rhymes with Prentiss"


Don't like Mexicans, huh?
 
2012-08-08 05:14:39 PM
flabslapper.files.wordpress.com
 
2012-08-08 05:15:18 PM

Wyckyd Sceptre: Don't like Mexicans, huh?


No, I don't like people who can't be bothered to pronounce foreign names in at least a passing resemblance to the native pronunciation..
 
2012-08-08 05:39:48 PM
 
2012-08-08 06:13:33 PM

markie_farkie:

Biggest pet peeve, tho.. People who pronounce Fuentes as "Fooo-WENN-tezz" instead of "rhymes with Prentiss"

No, I don't like people who can't be bothered to pronounce foreign names in at least a passing resemblance to the native pronunciation..


Are you rotsky's alt?
 
2012-08-08 07:19:15 PM

Dancin_In_Anson: markie_farkie


Hehe, that always gets a laugh! What's even more amazing, is down in San Angelo, there's a Fuentes Cafe that runs a TV ad where the announcer even slaughters the name..
 
2012-08-08 07:50:52 PM
Wow!
 
2012-08-08 08:01:26 PM
Any man that doesn't think she looks amazing is dead inside.
 
2012-08-08 08:16:04 PM
Like number 10.

"Hello, this is penis"
 
2012-08-08 08:16:27 PM

markie_farkie: Dancin_In_Anson: markie_farkie

Hehe, that always gets a laugh! What's even more amazing, is down in San Angelo, there's a Fuentes Cafe that runs a TV ad where the announcer even slaughters the name..


GTFO! I'll have to see if i can find it. We don't get any SA directed media up here even though were' only 90 miles away.
 
2012-08-08 08:18:26 PM

markie_farkie: Dayum!

Biggest pet peeve, tho.. People who pronounce Fuentes as "Fooo-WENN-tezz" instead of "rhymes with Prentiss"


Isn't that how she pronounces it?
 
2012-08-08 08:19:15 PM
Dat Fuentass!
 
2012-08-08 08:19:54 PM
*clicks link*

Thank goodness the MTV years did not break her down.
 
2012-08-08 08:19:54 PM

markie_farkie: Wyckyd Sceptre: Don't like Mexicans, huh?

No, I don't like people who can't be bothered to pronounce foreign names in at least a passing resemblance to the native pronunciation..


Meh. I think its pretty well accepted that its cool to pronounce a name in your native accent. Trying too hard to pronounce it in the native accent of said person often comes off as pandering.

I have an Irish last name. Me and my dad pronounce it completely differently, which has always led me to believe there's no "correct" pronunciation of a name.
 
2012-08-08 08:25:55 PM

downstairs: I have an Irish last name. Me and my dad pronounce it completely differently, which has always led me to believe there's no "correct" pronunciation of a name.


That just means one of you is too sober!

Stereotypes FTW!
 
2012-08-08 08:28:23 PM

markie_farkie: downstairs: I have an Irish last name. Me and my dad pronounce it completely differently, which has always led me to believe there's no "correct" pronunciation of a name.

That just means one of you is too sober!

Stereotypes FTW!


The scary thing? Their last name is O'Potato.
 
2012-08-08 08:31:21 PM
jeez, no pics? wtf?
 
2012-08-08 08:31:25 PM

TheDumbBlonde: Any man that doesn't think she looks amazing is dead inside.


I agree. Even gay dudes appreciate nice asses and tits on women. They just don't want to bang them.

Daisy looks incredible. I would swim naked through a mile long tank of shark infested Habanero pepper juice just to taste the waste water from her laundry.
 
2012-08-08 08:32:20 PM
Great googily moogily.
 
2012-08-08 08:33:57 PM

Dow Jones and the Temple of Doom: markie_farkie: Dayum!

Biggest pet peeve, tho.. People who pronounce Fuentes as "Fooo-WENN-tezz" instead of "rhymes with Prentiss"

Isn't that how she pronounces it?


The beaner sitting next to me said it is pronounced fwen-tess.
 
2012-08-08 08:35:41 PM

Toshiro Mifune's Letter Opener: *clicks link*

Thank goodness the MTV years did not break her down.


Daisy Fuentes?
thelithiumrobot.com
i39.tinypic.com
I am down, I am totally down, mark me down.

/Maana I'm doing nada
 
2012-08-08 08:37:47 PM
Dammit.

Now I can't stand up.
 
2012-08-08 08:40:10 PM
ecdn2.hark.com
 
2012-08-08 08:41:36 PM
Daisy Fuentes was always glorious during her MTV days. She made me love music and music videos. And her too, of course.

I bought a Maxim magazine back in 2003 that featured her. Chris.

And now this is her with 45? JESUS!!

She has to be a vampire or something.

Oh and the idiots saying "Mexican", she's Cuban-American, not Mexican.

And the guy who said Fuentes rhymes with Prentiss is right.
 
2012-08-08 08:41:59 PM

farkingismybusiness: Daisy Fuentes?
thelithiumrobot.com
i39.tinypic.com
I am down, I am totally down, mark me down.

/Maana I'm doing nada


You know, I miss Dan Cortese's BK TV commercials.

"I LOOOOOOOOOVE THIS PLACE!"
 
2012-08-08 08:43:23 PM
threads about her and Sofia Vergara. Sí, voy a estar en mi litera.
 
2012-08-08 08:43:49 PM
Has given birth?

[ ] yes
[√] no

Well, that helps.

/just sayin'
 
2012-08-08 08:47:37 PM
Madre de Dios indeed
 
2012-08-08 08:49:57 PM
Dear Miss Fuentes,
Should ever ever need a fat old man to lick you head to toe like a mother cat cleaning her kittens, please think "KrispyKritter". And I'll be there.

KK
 
2012-08-08 08:51:27 PM
Anyone who gives a shiat how her last name is pronounced needs therapy. Years and years of therapy.

Oh, and it's dah-ZEE.
 
2012-08-08 08:53:07 PM
nextwd.com nom.
nextwd.com nomnom.
nextwd.com nomnomnom.
cdn.wwtdd.com I could go for a 5'9' Cuban right about now.
 
2012-08-08 08:53:58 PM

KrispyKritter: Dear Miss Fuentes,
Should ever ever need a fat old man to lick you head to toe like a mother cat cleaning her kittens, please think "KrispyKritter". And I'll be there.

KK


Eww that just reads like you are eating a bowl of sausage and watching barely legal porn in your underwear.
 
2012-08-08 08:55:35 PM
There's a world of difference between "should" and "do" in the real world.
 
2012-08-08 08:56:52 PM
I wasn't her biggest fan in the old days, but dayum!
 
2012-08-08 08:58:40 PM
Jesus tap dancing CHRIST.

Datass.
 
mjg
2012-08-08 09:03:47 PM
This is a nice addition to my 40+ list. Monica Bellucci is still at the top of my list.

www.sanremostory.it
 
2012-08-08 09:04:42 PM

rocky_howard: Daisy Fuentes was always glorious during her MTV days. She made me love music and music videos. And her too, of course.

I bought a Maxim magazine back in 2003 that featured her. Chris.

And now this is her with 45? JESUS!!

She has to be a vampire or something.

Oh and the idiots saying "Mexican", she's Cuban-American, not Mexican.

And the guy who said Fuentes rhymes with Prentiss is right.


Yeah, but he pronounces that "pwen-tez".
 
2012-08-08 09:05:47 PM
Great googly moogly dat ass
 
2012-08-08 09:09:06 PM

mongbiohazard: rocky_howard: Daisy Fuentes was always glorious during her MTV days. She made me love music and music videos. And her too, of course.

I bought a Maxim magazine back in 2003 that featured her. Chris.

And now this is her with 45? JESUS!!

She has to be a vampire or something.

Oh and the idiots saying "Mexican", she's Cuban-American, not Mexican.

And the guy who said Fuentes rhymes with Prentiss is right.

Yeah, but he pronounces that "pwen-tez".


Exactly. Anyone who pronounces Puentes like Prentiss is either speaking lazy-ass Spanish, or weird-ass English
 
2012-08-08 09:09:28 PM
She always seemed to come across as a biatch.
 
2012-08-08 09:12:21 PM
Yeah dude, she's still this hot.
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2012-08-08 09:16:43 PM
Nice. Very nice.
 
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