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(ABC)   Condom maker Trojan passes out 10,000 free vibrators on streets of New York. That should create quite a buzz   (abcnews.go.com) divider line 16
    More: Followup, New York, hot dog cart, social stigma, resistance group, Advertising Age, Journal of Sexual Medicine  
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4512 clicks; posted to Main » on 08 Aug 2012 at 11:18 PM (2 years ago)   |  Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook   more»



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2012-08-08 11:52:31 PM  
4 votes:
Vibrators? That looks like my mom's massager....

....wait a minute..that means....

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2012-08-08 11:42:39 PM  
3 votes:
Cheap Chinese toys no doubt. Those women will be horny again in an hour.
2012-08-09 01:34:31 AM  
2 votes:

MeanJean: Pfft. Nothing can compare to a Hitachi Magic Wand.

/best 60$ I ever spent


Those work on guys, too. No, really. Put it up by the head, let 'er rip, it's allegedly the closest a man can get to a female orgasm.

Or so I've heard.

*cough*

I mean, what the hell, my wife has one, I was bored one day, I decided to try it out. For science. Dear God. Ladies, why do you bother with us men?
2012-08-09 01:22:31 AM  
2 votes:
I just drove for an hour listening to Wayne Allyn Root tirade about how certain he is that Barack Obama isn't a U.S. citizen and didn't go to Columbia, followed by about thirty minutes of some pleasant sounding Christian man talk about how judgement is upon us because of all the evil in the world pissing God off.

Then I come back and see this - a company handing out free vibrators. Man, the world is a scary, scary place for socially conservative Christians.
2012-08-09 01:41:12 AM  
1 votes:

MeanJean: Pfft. Nothing can compare to a Hitachi Magic Wand.

/best 60$ I ever spent


Gotta love the amazon comments:
The only minor complaint about this product - it is a little bulky (if you were planning to use it with a partner). I imagine it may be a little intimidating for your partner if you whipped out the Magic Wand without any warning! It kind of looks like a weapon from Star Trek. "Honey, is that a - taser??? Is there an outlet in your sector, Captain?"

/prefers rabbits
2012-08-09 01:08:11 AM  
1 votes:

wildcardjack: /10k dildos handed out in a city of 3 million
//A drop in the pond.


The wifey has quite a few different types in various s i z e s... so she might throw off the national average.
2012-08-09 01:02:21 AM  
1 votes:

Karma Curmudgeon: culebra: Cunning...

no, just breathing hard.


Fake
2012-08-09 12:53:27 AM  
1 votes:
I read an article about this earlier and they had a quote from some sex toy shop owner talking about how she was "Proud to see that the corporate interests were embracing sexualism" and I immediately thought "Trojan is engaging in anti-competitive practices against YOUR business you idiot".

I thought it was on the BBC but I guess I was wrong. I don't remember where I read that one.

/10k dildos handed out in a city of 3 million
//A drop in the pond.
2012-08-09 12:51:26 AM  
1 votes:
When street vendors start passing out free dildos, you just know that the world took a small step forward.
2012-08-09 12:29:58 AM  
1 votes:

LittleMissStubborn: MeanJean: Pfft. Nothing can compare to a Hitachi Magic Wand.

/best 60$ I ever spent

I wholeheartedly concur.


Shouldn't you be in bed!

/or "how you doin'"
2012-08-09 12:11:44 AM  
1 votes:

MeanJean: Pfft. Nothing can compare to a Hitachi Magic Wand.

/best 60$ I ever spent


I wholeheartedly concur.
2012-08-09 12:10:57 AM  
1 votes:
Can I take those two whores in the photo home with me?
2012-08-09 12:08:57 AM  
1 votes:
Pfft. Nothing can compare to a Hitachi Magic Wand.

/best 60$ I ever spent
2012-08-08 11:56:42 PM  
1 votes:
A few weeks ago there were hordes of young, attractive women in Times Square handing out Keith Harring themed tissues to men for "solo intimate activities".
2012-08-08 11:44:14 PM  
1 votes:

culebra: Cunning...


no, just breathing hard.
2012-08-08 11:27:16 PM  
1 votes:
generating revenue...you're doing it wrong.
 
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