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(ABC)   Condom maker Trojan passes out 10,000 free vibrators on streets of New York. That should create quite a buzz   (abcnews.go.com) divider line 62
    More: Followup, New York, hot dog cart, social stigma, resistance group, Advertising Age, Journal of Sexual Medicine  
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2012-08-09 09:17:05 AM  

LittleMissStubborn: MeanJean: Pfft. Nothing can compare to a Hitachi Magic Wand.

/best 60$ I ever spent

I wholeheartedly concur.


So, if somebody were to, say, want to purchase one of those... theoretically speaking, where would they go? Are they available in actual stores, or do you have to buy them online? I'd rather not buy online, hypothetically speaking, of course.
 
2012-08-09 09:52:35 AM  
FTFA - "What we're doing is taking something like a hot dog cart that is so everyday and so mainstream," Weiss told the New York Times, "and we're showing people that vibrators are mainstream."

So the vibrators look like hot dog carts?
 
2012-08-09 10:47:47 AM  

LittleMissStubborn: MeanJean: Pfft. Nothing can compare to a Hitachi Magic Wand.

/best 60$ I ever spent

I wholeheartedly concur.


Expect more "How YOU doin'?"s.
 
2012-08-09 12:00:58 PM  
theMightyRegeya

Those work on guys, too. No, really. Put it up by the head, let 'er rip, it's allegedly the closest a man can get to a female orgasm.

Or so I've heard.

*cough*

I mean, what the hell, my wife has one, I was bored one day, I decided to try it out. For science. Dear God. Ladies, why do you bother with us men?


Try the attachments that massage the prostate. I did that on a partner once and he said it was like having one long, slow orgasm.

/put a condom on it first of course
//BZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ
 
2012-08-09 12:29:09 PM  

MeanJean: theMightyRegeya

Those work on guys, too. No, really. Put it up by the head, let 'er rip, it's allegedly the closest a man can get to a female orgasm.

Or so I've heard.

*cough*

I mean, what the hell, my wife has one, I was bored one day, I decided to try it out. For science. Dear God. Ladies, why do you bother with us men?

Try the attachments that massage the prostate. I did that on a partner once and he said it was like having one long, slow orgasm.

/put a condom on it first of course
//BZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ


Intrigued and aroused.
 
2012-08-09 01:12:58 PM  
Autumn Moone


So, if somebody were to, say, want to purchase one of those... theoretically speaking, where would they go? Are they available in actual stores, or do you have to buy them online? I'd rather not buy online, hypothetically speaking, of course.

I've seen similar massagers for sale in drug stores, but I doubt they are the same quality as they do not bear the Hitachi name. I would just buy off Amazon, it just says "amazon.com purchase" on your bill, and the packaging is discreet.

And it is genuinely good for back massaging, so you could always claim it was for that.
 
2012-08-09 01:37:53 PM  

MeanJean: theMightyRegeya

Those work on guys, too. No, really. Put it up by the head, let 'er rip, it's allegedly the closest a man can get to a female orgasm.

Or so I've heard.

*cough*

I mean, what the hell, my wife has one, I was bored one day, I decided to try it out. For science. Dear God. Ladies, why do you bother with us men?

Try the attachments that massage the prostate. I did that on a partner once and he said it was like having one long, slow orgasm.

/put a condom on it first of course
//BZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ


Mrs. JailhouseFistfark and I shall investigate this.

Currently we use it to plow her furrow on occasion, typically with her supine. Now and then, however, I shall take her en la mode des chiens, while she applies it to her mons d'amour and it is quite pleasing for all concerned.
 
2012-08-09 02:00:33 PM  

AngryJailhouseFistfark: Currently we use it to plow her furrow on occasion, typically with her supine. Now and then, however, I shall take her en la mode des chiens, while she applies it to her mons d'amour and it is quite pleasing for all concerned.


I must investigate this.
 
2012-08-09 03:35:33 PM  

Autumn Moone: LittleMissStubborn: MeanJean: Pfft. Nothing can compare to a Hitachi Magic Wand.

/best 60$ I ever spent

I wholeheartedly concur.

So, if somebody were to, say, want to purchase one of those... theoretically speaking, where would they go? Are they available in actual stores, or do you have to buy them online? I'd rather not buy online, hypothetically speaking, of course.


They're sold under the guise of "personal massager". You can pick them up anywhere. Department stores, Walmart even (I think).
 
2012-08-09 09:28:31 PM  
Brookstone has an interesting selection of "personal massagers". The Vermont Country Store does, too.
 
2012-08-09 09:34:14 PM  
And I should point out that both companies feature charmingly coy pictures and descriptions in their catalogs...their website offerings, on the other hand, get right to the point.
 
2012-08-10 10:33:40 AM  

theMightyRegeya: MeanJean: Pfft. Nothing can compare to a Hitachi Magic Wand.

/best 60$ I ever spent

Those work on guys, too. No, really. Put it up by the head, let 'er rip, it's allegedly the closest a man can get to a female orgasm.


I'm tempted to try this out, but I figure I'll probably get tired of waiting. Perhaps I'll report the results.
 
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