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(ABC)   Condom maker Trojan passes out 10,000 free vibrators on streets of New York. That should create quite a buzz   (abcnews.go.com) divider line 62
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2012-08-08 09:53:24 PM
And since Sandra Fluke was in CO today instead of NYC, she will schedule a press conference to protest the lack of government distribution of "Mr. Buzzby's" for her sexual pleasure. Rush Limbo to comment later.
 
2012-08-08 11:20:42 PM
This certainly isn't going to make the cab floors less sticky.
 
2012-08-08 11:20:42 PM

EnviroDude: And since Sandra Fluke was in CO today instead of NYC, she will schedule a press conference to protest the lack of government distribution of "Mr. Buzzby's" for her sexual pleasure. Rush Limbo to comment later


Wow. That was an epically weak troll.
 
2012-08-08 11:21:32 PM
Again?
 
2012-08-08 11:24:30 PM
Piss pipes evruywhuur.
 
2012-08-08 11:24:45 PM

EnviroDude: And since Sandra Fluke was in CO today instead of NYC, she will schedule a press conference to protest the lack of government distribution of "Mr. Buzzby's" for her sexual pleasure. Rush Limbo to comment later.


i235.photobucket.com
 
2012-08-08 11:25:09 PM
The text turns pink when you highlight it. Cute.

The question remains whether I would trust the company who slapped Icy Hot onto a condom to build a vibrator.
 
2012-08-08 11:27:16 PM
generating revenue...you're doing it wrong.
 
2012-08-08 11:28:00 PM
So Pete and Repeat are sitting on a bridge. Pete falls off...
 
2012-08-08 11:33:24 PM

x Mogwai x: So Pete and Repeat are sitting on a bridge. Pete falls off...


So did Repeat help the brother out or what?
 
2012-08-08 11:33:32 PM
Cunning...
 
2012-08-08 11:34:45 PM

EnviroDude: And since Sandra Fluke was in CO today instead of NYC, she will schedule a press conference to protest the lack of government distribution of "Mr. Buzzby's" for her sexual pleasure. Rush Limbo to comment later.


You really just limped onto my ignore list with that one. Where's the enthusiasm?
 
2012-08-08 11:38:06 PM

RelativeEase: generating revenue Tax deductions for advertising expenses, you're doing it wrong right.

 
2012-08-08 11:38:08 PM
Yesterday's headline was better
 
2012-08-08 11:38:11 PM

EnviroDude: And since Sandra Fluke was in CO today instead of NYC, she will schedule a press conference to protest the lack of government distribution of "Mr. Buzzby's" for her sexual pleasure. Rush Limbo to comment later.


pretty weak dude. you've lost a lot of your enthusiasm for the GOP these days. the fire just isn't there anymore...you seem to be just going through the motions.
 
2012-08-08 11:42:39 PM
Cheap Chinese toys no doubt. Those women will be horny again in an hour.
 
2012-08-08 11:43:01 PM
The Flatiron District was a little agitated today:
i221.photobucket.com
 
2012-08-08 11:44:14 PM

culebra: Cunning...


no, just breathing hard.
 
2012-08-08 11:51:08 PM

EnviroDude: And since Sandra Fluke was in CO today instead of NYC, she will schedule a press conference to protest the lack of government distribution of "Mr. Buzzby's" for her sexual pleasure. Rush Limbo to comment later.


(pity reply)
 
2012-08-08 11:51:29 PM
The Trojan Vibrations Pleasure Carts are likely to arouse interest.

Stop that.
 
2012-08-08 11:52:31 PM
Vibrators? That looks like my mom's massager....

....wait a minute..that means....

24.media.tumblr.com
 
2012-08-08 11:55:38 PM
Although Trojan advertises on television, giveaway campaigns like this are probably a better way to spread the word, said Brian Steinberg, TV editor at Advertising Age.

Since this "story" has been linked on Fark twice today and has likely been mentioned on TV and in newspapers, I'd say Mr. Steinberg is right.
 
2012-08-08 11:56:42 PM
A few weeks ago there were hordes of young, attractive women in Times Square handing out Keith Harring themed tissues to men for "solo intimate activities".
 
2012-08-09 12:06:15 AM

x Mogwai x: So Pete and Repeat are sitting on a bridge. Pete falls off...


Miss the "Follow Up" tag?
 
2012-08-09 12:08:57 AM
Pfft. Nothing can compare to a Hitachi Magic Wand.

/best 60$ I ever spent
 
2012-08-09 12:10:57 AM
Can I take those two whores in the photo home with me?
 
2012-08-09 12:11:44 AM

MeanJean: Pfft. Nothing can compare to a Hitachi Magic Wand.

/best 60$ I ever spent


I wholeheartedly concur.
 
2012-08-09 12:12:59 AM
As much as I hate getting anywhere near Times Square, I kinda wanna gawk at this spectacle.
 
2012-08-09 12:13:43 AM
I think we see the tag but it usually comes with an article that adds something to the first article. Yesterday's article was a description of an event that would occur today. Today's article is a very similar description of what happened today.
8/7- Tomorrow the sun will rise.
8/8 - The sun rose today.
I can't wait for the follow up tomorrow.
 
2012-08-09 12:20:53 AM
I'm sorry, I thought that was posted yesterday but it was earlier today - Link
Now I'm really confused as to why this isn't a repeat.
 
2012-08-09 12:29:58 AM

LittleMissStubborn: MeanJean: Pfft. Nothing can compare to a Hitachi Magic Wand.

/best 60$ I ever spent

I wholeheartedly concur.


Shouldn't you be in bed!

/or "how you doin'"
 
2012-08-09 12:43:07 AM
please note my obligatory appearance and my insistence that if it's not a Hitachi Magic Wand or some rabbit eared thrusting pulsing gyrating rotating beaded tool with 10 speeds, she'll like it, but she won't love it. Not that it could ever replace you. *snicker*
/they all lie
//we all deny
 
2012-08-09 12:51:26 AM
When street vendors start passing out free dildos, you just know that the world took a small step forward.
 
2012-08-09 12:53:27 AM
I read an article about this earlier and they had a quote from some sex toy shop owner talking about how she was "Proud to see that the corporate interests were embracing sexualism" and I immediately thought "Trojan is engaging in anti-competitive practices against YOUR business you idiot".

I thought it was on the BBC but I guess I was wrong. I don't remember where I read that one.

/10k dildos handed out in a city of 3 million
//A drop in the pond.
 
2012-08-09 01:02:21 AM

Karma Curmudgeon: culebra: Cunning...

no, just breathing hard.


Fake
 
2012-08-09 01:08:11 AM

wildcardjack: /10k dildos handed out in a city of 3 million
//A drop in the pond.


The wifey has quite a few different types in various s i z e s... so she might throw off the national average.
 
2012-08-09 01:14:38 AM

Dreamless: Again?


This is a followup thread, hence the tag.
 
2012-08-09 01:14:54 AM
What's the FollowUp tag for?

Her multiple orgasms?
Or is it the cuddling afterwards?
 
2012-08-09 01:16:49 AM

MyToeHurts: What's the FollowUp tag for?

Her multiple orgasms?
Or is it the cuddling afterwards?


Why not both?
 
2012-08-09 01:22:31 AM
I just drove for an hour listening to Wayne Allyn Root tirade about how certain he is that Barack Obama isn't a U.S. citizen and didn't go to Columbia, followed by about thirty minutes of some pleasant sounding Christian man talk about how judgement is upon us because of all the evil in the world pissing God off.

Then I come back and see this - a company handing out free vibrators. Man, the world is a scary, scary place for socially conservative Christians.
 
2012-08-09 01:26:09 AM
At least they didn't give away thins
 
2012-08-09 01:27:34 AM

EnviroDude: And since Sandra Fluke was in CO today instead of NYC, she will schedule a press conference to protest the lack of government distribution of "Mr. Buzzby's" for her sexual pleasure. Rush Limbo to comment later.


You need to get laid.

Just once so you'll know the touch of a real woman.

I bet your 19th century outlook on sex, women and contraception would change. If you gettin some was a possibility. Which it's probably not. Because you're repellant in many ways.

/sentence fragments. For the win.
 
2012-08-09 01:30:55 AM
i22.photobucket.com
 
2012-08-09 01:34:31 AM

MeanJean: Pfft. Nothing can compare to a Hitachi Magic Wand.

/best 60$ I ever spent


Those work on guys, too. No, really. Put it up by the head, let 'er rip, it's allegedly the closest a man can get to a female orgasm.

Or so I've heard.

*cough*

I mean, what the hell, my wife has one, I was bored one day, I decided to try it out. For science. Dear God. Ladies, why do you bother with us men?
 
2012-08-09 01:41:12 AM

MeanJean: Pfft. Nothing can compare to a Hitachi Magic Wand.

/best 60$ I ever spent


Gotta love the amazon comments:
The only minor complaint about this product - it is a little bulky (if you were planning to use it with a partner). I imagine it may be a little intimidating for your partner if you whipped out the Magic Wand without any warning! It kind of looks like a weapon from Star Trek. "Honey, is that a - taser??? Is there an outlet in your sector, Captain?"

/prefers rabbits
 
2012-08-09 02:10:37 AM
Were they the dildo kind that strictly serve the pleasure function, or were they the vibrating condom thingies?

I've had two of the dildo kind, and they're alright. I learned to masturbate with a shower head, and after 14 years it's still what I prefer, if I'm alone.
 
2012-08-09 02:18:22 AM

Bathia_Mapes: MyToeHurts: What's the FollowUp tag for?

Her multiple orgasms?
Or is it the cuddling afterwards?

Why not both?


I am a firm believer that she deserves nothing less
 
Skr
2012-08-09 06:35:29 AM
www.kittyhell.com

They need to learn to cross market a wee bit better.
 
2012-08-09 08:02:10 AM
Dear baby jesus....

Please turn this thread into a Hitachi Magic Wand CSB thread...

Your truly,
CeroX
 
2012-08-09 08:10:27 AM

EnviroDude: And since Sandra Fluke was in CO today instead of NYC, she will schedule a press conference to protest the lack of government distribution of "Mr. Buzzby's" for her sexual pleasure. Rush Limbo to comment later.


I see you're not even touching Romney's massive FUBAR yesterday and going straight for evasion.
 
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