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(WTSP)   Protip: If you whoop your bong after you get in a wreck, do your best to whoop it *away* from the scene, especially if you're the mayor's son   (wtsp.com) divider line 93
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2012-08-08 03:54:47 PM  
Whoop whoop?
 
2012-08-08 03:55:22 PM  
"Whoop"? It's been a few years for me, so I must not be up on the lingo....

Whoop?
 
2012-08-08 03:55:56 PM  

Nina9: "Whoop"? It's been a few years for me, so I must not be up on the lingo....

Whoop?


vudukungfu: Whoop whoop?


These. What the f*ck is wrong with you, subby?
 
2012-08-08 03:57:11 PM  
Whoop?

encrypted-tbn0.google.com
 
2012-08-08 03:57:58 PM  
Buddy Dyer

That's a dangerously similar name to have. Hopefully he doesn't escape this scandal by killing himself at a press conference.
 
2012-08-08 03:58:15 PM  
farm1.staticflickr.com
 
2012-08-08 03:58:16 PM  
Teenagers with a bong?! Please God, tell me the police killed them!
 
2012-08-08 03:58:35 PM  
Been using bongs for 30 years. Never whooped one. At least I don't think I have whooped one.
 
2012-08-08 03:58:43 PM  
newsimg.ngfiles.com
 
2012-08-08 03:58:43 PM  

IAmRight: Nina9: "Whoop"? It's been a few years for me, so I must not be up on the lingo....

Whoop?

vudukungfu: Whoop whoop?

These. What the f*ck is wrong with you, subby?


In MY day, we ripped a bong! Yessiree!
 
2012-08-08 03:58:47 PM  
Don't spank your paraphernalia!
 
2012-08-08 03:58:50 PM  
Add my confusion over "whoop" to the rest. I don't know what you do with a your bongs, subby but I've never "whooped" mine.
 
2012-08-08 03:58:59 PM  
The whistles go whooooooooooooooooooop!
 
2012-08-08 03:59:08 PM  
"Officers could have performed tests, but a police spokesman said fingerprinting would have been a waste of resources embarrassing for the mayor."
 
2012-08-08 03:59:26 PM  
"Whoop"?!?

...the HELL?!?
 
2012-08-08 04:01:08 PM  
I miss the ol' carburetor.
 
2012-08-08 04:01:12 PM  
Oh god. From GIS, the word "whoop" seems to also have a part of the contrived culture of the insane clown posse
 
2012-08-08 04:01:30 PM  
Somebuddy whoop Subby
 
2012-08-08 04:02:44 PM  
encrypted-tbn3.google.com ??????
 
2012-08-08 04:02:44 PM  
FTFA: From what has been seen so far, Calderon said the teens complied with the law.

Except for the whole leaving the scene of an accident and all...
 
2012-08-08 04:03:21 PM  
did subby get greenlit because he used a stupid slang for ripping a bong? Methinks the mods knew how this thread would turn out.

/it's always been ripping a bong, always.
//Never forget.
 
2012-08-08 04:03:56 PM  
I'm just thinking out loud here:

"Whoop" is sometimes used as a replacement for "whip"--as in, "I'm gonna whoop your ass."

"Whip" is sometimes used as a synonym for "throw".

So maybe subby is referring to the kids throwing the bong into the bush at the accident scene.
 
Bf+
2012-08-08 04:04:32 PM  
Subby, youi're retarded.
 
2012-08-08 04:05:32 PM  
what the heck is going on here?

download.gannett.edgesuite.net
 
2012-08-08 04:05:39 PM  

spentmiles: Teenagers with a bong?! Please God, tell me the police killed them!


I hope so too it could be used for terrorism or something
 
2012-08-08 04:05:50 PM  
Rest In Peace, Whoopie Goldberg.
 
2012-08-08 04:07:12 PM  

vudukungfu: Rest In Peace, Whoopie Goldberg.


She's just resting. It's just a hypertensive state!!
 
2012-08-08 04:07:33 PM  

Nezorf: [encrypted-tbn3.google.com image 225x225] ??????


upload.wikimedia.org

Teach the controversy...
 
2012-08-08 04:08:07 PM  

Cybernetic: I'm just thinking out loud here:

"Whoop" is sometimes used as a replacement for "whip"--as in, "I'm gonna whoop your ass."

"Whip" is sometimes used as a synonym for "throw".

So maybe subby is referring to the kids throwing the bong into the bush at the accident scene.


Nope. Your parents 'whip' your ass for being bad.

Tyron 'whoops' your ass before he steals your Air Jordans.

I think subby was just too stoned to be posting.
 
2012-08-08 04:08:44 PM  
The teen took responsibility for the crash and was eventually given a careless driving citation before police closed the case.

PROTIP- If you are the mayors son you can kill a buss full of nuns with a chainsaw and rape a whole schoolhouse full of kids and the cops will cover it all up for you even if theres a youtube video floating around the internet.

We as a species need to be wiped off the planet.
 
2012-08-08 04:08:47 PM  
CSB time...

20+ years ago I was sitting on the edge of a lake with 6 friends smoking out of "Jr", a 6 inch plastic bong. Looking up I saw 2 cars heading up the road, which I quickly realized were the cops. But somewhere between my brain and mouth the message "COPS!" went missing. When the cops arrived, my friend Will; who was holding Jr, threw it as hard as he could toward the lake. Of course,(since this is a CSB on Fark) the bong hit a branch and dropped straight down into two inches of water. The cops saw him throw something and made him go after it, but this stoner came back with a rusted through budwiser can which he was purportedly using in some fashion. Needless to say, we didn't get away with it but the cops ended up lying on the police report and allowed a 16 yo (who should have been presumed high) move my caravan so the judge dropped the case and sentenced the cops (12 showed up) to learning how to drive a manual car.

you are welcome.
 
2012-08-08 04:08:56 PM  
Whistle go whoop.
 
2012-08-08 04:09:12 PM  
From what has been seen so far, Calderon said the teens complied with the law.

Minus the whole driving while intoxicated and fleeing the scene of a crash thing...
 
2012-08-08 04:09:21 PM  
4.bp.blogspot.com

knows how to whooooooop, whooooooop early in 'da mornin'
 
2012-08-08 04:09:25 PM  
did they crash into the mayor's house? the article intimates they may have done that.
 
2012-08-08 04:10:56 PM  

SlothB77 [TotalFark]


what the heck is going on here?

download.gannett.edgesuite.net


Side show bob and Wierd Al's kid got busted....you wanna make sometin of it?
 
2012-08-08 04:12:03 PM  
I'm here to say WTF does "whoop" mean.

/anybody ask that yet?
 
2012-08-08 04:13:44 PM  

gregario: I'm here to say WTF does "whoop" mean.

/anybody ask that yet?


it's the sound lazerz make when firin
 
2012-08-08 04:14:22 PM  
Subby is a moron and should have his/her submitting privileges revoked. Whoop? Really?
 
2012-08-08 04:16:17 PM  
You know, when you were a baby in your crib, your father looked down at you, he had but one hope - some day my son will grow to be a man. Well look at you now. You just got your asses whipped by a bunch of goddamn nerds.

Correct.
 
2012-08-08 04:17:25 PM  

Dirtybird971: sentenced the cops (12 showed up) to learning how to drive a manual car.


Twelve of them, and not a single one could drive a stick? VERY hard to believe.
Oh, wait. They're cops. Too arrogant to get behind the wheel of some peon's piece of sh*t for a second. Not their job.
 
2012-08-08 04:17:31 PM  

SlothB77: what the heck is going on here?

[download.gannett.edgesuite.net image 300x316]


Weird Al has been going through some tough times.
 
2012-08-08 04:20:31 PM  
They ran from the scene, requiring a chase, and there was an injury.
And they were high.

Being the mayor's son trumps all misdemeanors and minor felonies.

Nothing to see here, citizen. Move along.
 
2012-08-08 04:20:35 PM  
If you don't shoop your whoop, you can't have any whoop in your shoop. duh.
 
2012-08-08 04:21:36 PM  

Nina9: "Whoop"? It's been a few years for me, so I must not be up on the lingo....

Whoop?


I smoke before bed every night (though only then so I don't know if that qualifies me as a horrible stoner or a guy with sleep issues) and I've never heard of this "whooping" either.

I think he just made it up.
 
2012-08-08 04:21:51 PM  
subby:

i.qkme.me
 
2012-08-08 04:22:41 PM  

twfeline: Twelve of them, and not a single one could drive a stick? VERY hard to believe.


Not that unbelievable, driving a manual transmission is becoming a lost art.
 
2012-08-08 04:23:00 PM  
www.drwebman.com

Ain't nothin fer me to whoop a man's ass. You mighta heard of me.
 
2012-08-08 04:23:18 PM  

some_beer_drinker: If you don't shoop your whoop, you can't have any whoop in your shoop. duh.


You! Yes, you behind the bikesheds, stand still laddy!
 
2012-08-08 04:23:23 PM  

twfeline
Dirtybird971: sentenced the cops (12 showed up) to learning how to drive a manual car.

Twelve of them, and not a single one could drive a stick? VERY hard to believe.
Oh, wait. They're cops. Too arrogant to get behind the wheel of some peon's piece of sh*t for a second. Not their job.


I couldn't believe it either. When I went to get my car it was at the other end of the dead end where I'd parked. After I was told how it got there though I was VERY happy. The town Judge (at the time) greatly disliked the (non-funny) shenanigans local cops pulled.(abuse of power stuff)
 
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