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(South 106.1)   Drunk, driving and naked is no way to go through life... Randy Travis   (mysouth1061.com) divider line 54
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2012-08-08 02:32:26 PM  
It didn't help matters that when the cops pulled him over, he was on his cell phone saying "Operator, please connect me with 1982".
 
2012-08-08 02:35:57 PM  
I think Randy needs to book a room at Betty's
 
2012-08-08 02:50:34 PM  
When he sang we was going to "love you forever, forever and ever, amen" he was actually talking about whiskey.
 
2012-08-08 03:48:48 PM  

Sybarite: When he sang we was going to "love you forever, forever and ever, amen" he was actually talking about whiskey.


This. Looks like ol' Randy has a real drinking problem.
 
2012-08-08 03:54:48 PM  

Hankie Fest: Sybarite: When he sang we was going to "love you forever, forever and ever, amen" he was actually talking about whiskey.

This. Looks like ol' Randy has a real drinking problem.


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2012-08-08 03:55:19 PM  
There are three wooden crosses...no four...five six....seven....

Your drivin through the damn cemetery again Randy.
 
2012-08-08 03:55:58 PM  
He stole the show in Jerusalem Countdown.
 
2012-08-08 04:03:47 PM  
Passed out drunk and naked on the side of the road? I smell a number one country hit from that plot
 
2012-08-08 04:04:06 PM  
This is what happens when you mess with Peggy Hill.

/Ho yeah!
 
2012-08-08 04:04:36 PM  
Threatening to shoot troopers?
Livin' LARGE, bug guy, livin' large.

The angst gets us all.
 
2012-08-08 04:06:06 PM  

rjs983: Passed out drunk and naked on the side of the road? I smell a number one country hit from that plot


...but not until after he re-finds Jesus.
 
2012-08-08 04:08:36 PM  
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2012-08-08 04:08:54 PM  

FirstNationalBastard: rjs983: Passed out drunk and naked on the side of the road? I smell a number one country hit from that plot

...but not until after he re-finds Jesus.


I thought he was already full of Jesus.

/Maybe that's his problem.
 
2012-08-08 04:09:45 PM  
Many country singers have clauses in their contracts stating that they have to get in at least one bar fight or flip at least one pick-up truck on the Interstate per album.
 
2012-08-08 04:15:04 PM  
In addition, Wheeler says while Travis was being transported to the jail, he 'made threats to shoot and kill the troopers working the case.

nice
 
2012-08-08 04:19:12 PM  
Just before he wrecked he had entered a convenience store naked to buy some smokes.
 
2012-08-08 04:20:05 PM  
Hey, Randy, good job....(creepy leer)
 
2012-08-08 04:20:09 PM  
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2012-08-08 04:21:29 PM  

rjs983: Passed out drunk and naked on the side of the road? I smell a number one country hit from that plot


George Jones already done that.
 
2012-08-08 04:23:39 PM  
Stop diggin' up bones, you guys. A man ain't made of stone.
 
2012-08-08 04:25:17 PM  

Benjamin Orr: In addition, Wheeler says while Travis was being transported to the jail, he 'made threats to shoot and kill the troopers working the case.

nice


Again, in the contract.
 
2012-08-08 04:29:14 PM  

rjs983: Passed out drunk and naked on the side of the road? I smell a number one country hit from that plot


Not on the side of the road, "laying in the roadway."

Tioga is in the middle of nowhere, so I could see why it would lead one to drink.
 
2012-08-08 04:41:35 PM  
I met him once. He was a tiny little dude, compared to that bigass voice of his. Surprised they even saw him along the road.
 
2012-08-08 04:54:08 PM  
Dude, wow.

What is it with some drunks stripping down and trying to start fights?
 
2012-08-08 05:00:16 PM  
That ellipsis in the headline is for the omitted text "unless you're".
 
2012-08-08 05:03:55 PM  
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God damn it Randy.
 
2012-08-08 05:06:48 PM  
In the other hand?

/Don't get up. I'll let myself out.
 
2012-08-08 05:16:26 PM  
Just when you think you've got someone who can pull your genre out of its stereotypical roots...he goes and confirms every stereotype.

/I guess a better class of losers does just suit him fine.
 
2012-08-08 05:18:04 PM  
I passed out on the side of the road once. I was dressed and I dont know whose car it was or how I got in it.
 
2012-08-08 05:46:28 PM  
I went into this thread thinking it was Randy Quaid for some reason. It's still funnier that way.
 
2012-08-08 06:04:41 PM  
Sad.

With all the breaks he got, he still ends up this way?
 
2012-08-08 06:40:47 PM  
He recorded "Girls Don't Fart" under the nom "strangely brown"
 
2012-08-08 06:42:27 PM  
 
2012-08-08 06:45:31 PM  
He's just been upset that he can't write up to the high level of today's country hits like sexy tractor, and cornbread and chicken. Working hard to get to heaven, he is. amen. USA. Go Cowboys. badonck
 
2012-08-08 07:04:08 PM  
He already has six grammies and more money than he can spend. Fark rehab, Randy. Hire someone to drive for you and keep livin large.
 
2012-08-08 07:09:05 PM  
I heard he had a six pack on the front seat..and a box of chicken wings
 
2012-08-08 07:26:13 PM  
He should of checked "no".
 
2012-08-08 07:35:29 PM  
Not even Nick Nolte was this Nick Nolte-ish.

Geez.
 
2012-08-08 08:58:49 PM  
"hometown" was a key word in that article. there are reasons people move thousands of miles away from where they were raised.
 
2012-08-08 09:11:16 PM  
He was bound to end up like this.

I Told You So.
 
2012-08-08 10:01:09 PM  
He was just researching new material
 
2012-08-08 10:31:47 PM  

KrispyKritter: "hometown" was a key word in that article. there are reasons people move thousands of miles away from where they were raised.


Interestingly - or not - this "hometown" is a thousand miles from where he was raised.

/old friend babysat him when he was a kid
//what's the opposite of csb?
 
2012-08-08 10:35:23 PM  
 
2012-08-08 10:42:57 PM  
Maybe he's trying to get David Allen Coe's attention for a duets album.
 
2012-08-08 11:58:48 PM  
This explains that whole "playing for Michelle Bachmann rallies" thing.
 
2012-08-09 01:37:13 AM  

cryinoutloud: I think I see his problem:

Randy Travis tops nasty celebrity divorces



I work in the "biz" here - so here's the deal...

Randy was a bit of a hellraiser in his youth. It's pretty obvious that Lib kept him mostly out of trouble... and did a pretty good job of it.

Did an interview with him either at the end of last year or right at the beginning of this one and he was definitely a bit tipsy. Interview was all over the place. Ended up just letting him go on for 45 minutes and then pieced it together in edit.

I suspect without Lib's influence that's why he's had so much trouble this year. Feel bad for the guy because he's always been pretty courteous on set.
 
2012-08-09 06:30:19 AM  
Hes goin back to a better class of losers.... for however long community service lasts
 
2012-08-09 06:53:40 AM  
www.absolutecelebrities.com

SON, I AM DISAPPOINT.
 
2012-08-09 12:29:33 PM  

invictus2: [images.wikia.com image 768x576]


Yup, I got it.
 
2012-08-09 03:00:27 PM  
One of my distant cousins played fiddle in his band back when he was really big.

I'm going to get loaded and sleep on the driveway tonight.
 
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