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(Bitten and Bound)   Bears QB Jay Cutler joined the daddy squad today when his 'Hills' fiancee birthed him a son. #hescores   (bittenandbound.com) divider line 25
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2012-08-08 02:29:51 PM
I had the misfortune of meeting them both when I was working in Nashville near the Vanderbilt campus. They're both huge douchebags.
 
2012-08-08 02:29:54 PM
Get that stupid-ass hashtag off of my fark,
 
2012-08-08 02:32:54 PM
Too bad he fumbled the handoff. RIP Camden.

mootmah: Get that stupid-ass hashtag off of my fark,


This.
 
2012-08-08 02:36:43 PM

farkingismybusiness: Too bad he fumbled the handoff. RIP Camden.

mootmah: Get that stupid-ass hashtag off of my fark,

This.


I was going to make a comment bashing Jay Cutler but instead, fark you subby and your bullshiat hashtags.
 
2012-08-08 02:36:54 PM

mootmah: Get that stupid-ass hashtag off of my fark,


THIS^
 
2012-08-08 02:39:06 PM
Oh Jay, from the "next cannon-armed Elway" to knocking up reality tv scags. How quickly you slid into the Tim Hasselbeck zone (who also has thrown four interceptions in a single game).
 
2012-08-08 02:39:53 PM
Here's a picture of the overjoyed father:

cdn3.sbnation.com
 
2012-08-08 02:41:15 PM

CavalierEternal: I had the misfortune of meeting them both when I was working in Nashville near the Vanderbilt campus. They're both huge douchebags.


Well now he is saddled with a screaming shiat factory that will destroy his life... go go unprotected sex!!!
 
2012-08-08 02:44:59 PM
He should have thrown it into her endzone, but then again this is Cutler we're talking about.
 
2012-08-08 02:47:44 PM
NO HASHTAGS SUBBY
 
2012-08-08 02:47:55 PM

mootmah: Get that stupid-ass hashtag off of my fark,


farkingismybusiness: This.


meanmutton: I was going to make a comment bashing Jay Cutler but instead, fark you subby and your bullshiat hashtags.


MaudlinMutantMollusk: THIS^


LOL goddamn did your periods sync up? #quitcrying #getoveryourselves #stopbiatchingaboutstupidshiat
 
2012-08-08 02:48:34 PM

Treygreen13: NO HASHTAGS SUBBY


Aaaand there is another one. Pay me texan
 
2012-08-08 03:06:09 PM
Anyway, back to the discussion at hand...
 
2012-08-08 03:19:30 PM
Congratulations on your bastard.
 
2012-08-08 03:23:10 PM

CavalierEternal: Anyway, back to the discussion at hand...


Jay Cutler is a fat drunk who is a mediocre NFL QB at best. That being said, he should be hitting better trim than some has-been reality TV skankasaurus rex. If I were him I'd be settling for nothing less than Jeter's sloppy seconds.
 
2012-08-08 03:51:52 PM
Da Bears.
 
2012-08-08 04:20:39 PM
floppingout.com
 
2012-08-08 07:02:56 PM

maweimer9:


that is one of the funniest things i've ever seen.
 
2012-08-08 09:00:00 PM
Who is the bigger twat? Jay, or his wife's ACTUAL twat?
 
2012-08-09 01:35:37 AM
FARK YOUR HASHTAG, SUBBY.
 
2012-08-09 01:45:55 AM

RadioAaron: FARK YOUR HASHTAG, SUBBY.


#youwillgetoverit
 
2012-08-09 02:03:12 AM
I wonder if Jay will keep the baby up all night with his crying?

/ you people take hashtags seriously, huh? This is a JAY CUTLER article. there is plenty to bash, and you choose hashtags?

// slashies are okay? morons.
 
2012-08-09 08:46:07 AM
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"Hey, Brian. Look how mad they are."
 
2012-08-09 10:06:23 AM
That's either a children's hat or he has an enormous head.
 
2012-08-09 01:43:07 PM

abhorrent1: [dressedtoat.files.wordpress.com image 594x385]
"Hey, Brian. Look how mad they are."


I think they were discussing which one of them would get more sacks this upcoming season...my money is on Va-Jay-Jay
 
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