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(Bloomberg)   "Crowdfunding" is the next big thing in purchasing your own college student, and doubles as an eminently punchable word   (go.bloomberg.com) divider line 8
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2012-08-08 02:15:17 PM
Can I get my money back if the student pursues an MBA degree?
 
2012-08-08 02:18:01 PM
You can purchase college students?

I'll take a six pack of Chi Omegas and all the condoms you have in stock.
 
2012-08-08 02:26:44 PM
The student then chooses the funding amount, and Upstart calculates the percent of income the student will have to share during repayment. There is no repayment in years when income is less than $30,000.

So...it's identical to the Federal Direct Loan's Income Based Repayment Plan?

Next.
 
2012-08-08 02:53:07 PM
I usually just rent my college students by the hour. At least that's what she said the money was for.
 
2012-08-08 08:38:32 PM
I think I saw this on video once and it starred Faye Reagan
 
2012-08-08 08:51:48 PM
I thought that seekingarrangement.com was the next big thing in purchasing your own college student.
 
2012-08-10 07:32:10 PM
Now what about judges and senators?
 
2012-08-11 11:46:21 PM

NuttierThanEver: You can purchase college students?

I'll take a six pack of Chi Omegas and all the condoms you have in stock.


How about a three-pack of Tri-Delts and some lube?

/Tri-Delts, every one else has.
 
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