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(Yahoo)   Ultra-orthodox Israelis are selling special glasses that blur vision so men won't accidentially see an immodestly dressed woman on the street. Well, it beats stoning the women as harlots, I suppose   (news.yahoo.com) divider line 39
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2012-08-08 12:38:45 PM
12 votes:
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2012-08-08 12:21:50 PM
5 votes:
So the wearer of said glasses will be walking past fish mongers and saying "Good morning, ladies!"?
2012-08-08 01:59:17 PM
4 votes:

CygnusDarius: What, don't wanna see this?


Only through Ultra-orthodox JewVision Glasses*.

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*Also available in Evangelical ChristianVision.
2012-08-08 12:29:45 PM
4 votes:
Women have boobs.
Get over it, you medieval neanderfarks.
Your invisible sky wizard invented them, too.
2012-08-08 12:25:35 PM
4 votes:

theorellior: JackieRabbit: Silly Jesus: Is there anything that can make you more retarded than religion?

A. Orthodox religion

Ultra-Orthodox religion.


Double secret Ultra-Orthodox religion.
2012-08-08 12:56:35 PM
3 votes:
surprised i didn't see this

data.whicdn.com
2012-08-08 12:47:25 PM
3 votes:
Also useful when consulting a political map to determine where Israel's borders are.
2012-08-08 12:46:39 PM
3 votes:

Tatsuma: Yeah I have to turn off the images now


REUTERS NEWS ALERT: ULTRA-ORTHODOX JEWS IN JERUSALEM NOW CENSORING PICTURES OF WOMEN ON THE INTERNET
2012-08-08 12:23:57 PM
3 votes:
Tomorrow's headline:
Dramatic upswing in Ultra-orthodox Israelis bumping into things, falling down holes
2012-08-08 12:23:09 PM
3 votes:
It's like peril-sensitive sunglasses in reverse.
2012-08-08 12:22:48 PM
3 votes:

Silly Jesus: Is there anything that can make you more retarded than religion?


A. Orthodox religion
2012-08-08 12:42:49 PM
2 votes:

Deep Contact: Maybe they should just gouge out their eyes. I mean, the glasses could slip down the nose.


A Jew nose? Doubtful.
2012-08-08 12:42:49 PM
2 votes:

gwowen: Interestingly, glasses that prevent you seeing anything you don't agree with is exactly what Tatsuma uses to peruse the news.


The two online newspapers I checked today were Haaretz and BBC. I rarely read things that go my way, its just boring.

Otherwise, why would I still be on Fark?
2012-08-08 12:42:37 PM
2 votes:
photos.bravenet.com

"What's the matter, bubby?"
2012-08-08 12:38:23 PM
2 votes:

indylaw: Ed Grubermann: Why do I think religion is some asinine form of collective insanity? Oh, I don't know...

Because you're a smug, intellectually lazy asshole?


Would you like some balm for that butthurt?
2012-08-08 12:21:46 PM
2 votes:
Is there anything that can make you more retarded than religion?
2012-08-09 01:40:07 PM
1 votes:

BitwiseShift: Do those glasses work for sheep, too? If so Texas A&M tution and fees just went up $6.


No.
The nosepiece is too small to fit on the snout.
2012-08-08 07:15:48 PM
1 votes:
Do those glasses work for sheep, too? If so Texas A&M tution and fees just went up $6.
2012-08-08 03:40:09 PM
1 votes:

Silly Jesus: Is there anything that can make you more retarded than religion?


Got bad news for you. Check out the fark politics tab.

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2012-08-08 01:52:02 PM
1 votes:

master_dman: In Islam, they rape, THEN stone them to death as harlots.


That is the good thing about Christianity. They are too busy molesting little boys to worry about the immodestly dressed females.

Wow, being dickish is incredibly easy it seems.
2012-08-08 01:29:16 PM
1 votes:

The One True TheDavid: So form anti-fundy militias and police your own ranks. You know, "Jesus says 'LOVE THE SINNER!'" thud thud thud

Those who can't control themselves invite others to control them. I'm not saying I'd go very far towards creating death camps for non-atheists, but I doubt I'd protest them very hard


You might fancy yourself to be like George Carlin, but the difference is that he was clever.
2012-08-08 01:08:10 PM
1 votes:
God is way ahead of you, Bubula.

Why do you think that the People of the Book are so myopic? God knows that they should be reading the Torah instead of oggling the shiksas, so he makes them near-sighted, pawky, awkward, and ugly.

This is God's way of saying, cobbler, stick to thy last, to the intelligent, the cunning, and the bookish. God gives jocks perfect eyesight so they can run fast without tripping over nerds. The blond hair is just a warning sign. It says "WARNING! Ass in gear, brain in park."

Mr. Magoo is a perfect gentleman. He's so gallant that he has plenty of good manners and consideration left over for bears, lions, mailboxes, lamp posts, tree stumps, etc., all things that he frequently mistakes for The Ladies, Bless 'Em! He is the perfect illustration of Divine Providence in action. He is blind and therefore fearless and indestructible.

God knows that his Chosen People (and his Frozen People, and all good religious people, in fact) can not keep it in their pants without his assistance. Blindness is his way of saying, mind your business!

The devout should stay in Church (or Synagogue, or Mosque, or Temple) and leave the gaudy showiness of Nature to us heathens and atheists and people of science who have some business rooting around in the foundations of reality.

Nonetheless, being a book worm, I am extremely myopic, but I don't need to frost my glasses to keep me from looking. I have dandruff and fingerprints for that. And you can trust me not to go awooga! and steam from the ears just because a naked cyclist rolls by. I have learned not to walk into lamp posts by reading while walking. I am trained to avoid trouble almost as well as Mr. Magoo is designed to create it without noticing the chaos that follows him everywhere.
2012-08-08 01:00:23 PM
1 votes:

Tatsuma: gwowen: Interestingly, glasses that prevent you seeing anything you don't agree with is exactly what Tatsuma uses to peruse the news.

The two online newspapers I checked today were Haaretz and BBC. I rarely read things that go my way, its just boring.

Otherwise, why would I still be on Fark?


Masochism?
2012-08-08 12:56:53 PM
1 votes:
2.bp.blogspot.com

Here is a nice Jewish girl who needs a blurrin
2012-08-08 12:46:26 PM
1 votes:
i45.tinypic.com
2012-08-08 12:43:18 PM
1 votes:
Where is TATS when you need him?

Answer: Falling into manholes in east jerusalem.
2012-08-08 12:42:47 PM
1 votes:
What kind of God prohibits bacon cheeseburgers AND looking at women in bikinis?

Who would worship such a God?
2012-08-08 12:41:17 PM
1 votes:
Interestingly, glasses that prevent you seeing anything you don't agree with is exactly what Tatsuma uses to peruse the news.
2012-08-08 12:38:52 PM
1 votes:
media.tumblr.com

I can't believe there would be people stupid enough to buy these.
2012-08-08 12:37:33 PM
1 votes:

Silly Jesus: Is there anything that can make you more retarded than religion?


I bet you a foreskin and a bacon strip that the answer is no.
2012-08-08 12:36:43 PM
1 votes:
Or they could just get their glasses made at LensCrafters.
2012-08-08 12:32:39 PM
1 votes:
Why do I think religion is some asinine form of collective insanity? Oh, I don't know...
2012-08-08 12:26:46 PM
1 votes:
theorellior       
 
JackieRabbit: Silly Jesus: Is there anything that can make you more retarded than religion?

A. Orthodox religion

Ultra-Orthodox religion.


Ulta-Orthodox with political aspirations.
2012-08-08 12:26:43 PM
1 votes:
Those evil women with their fluxes of bloody moon magic. Uncanny! Eldrich! Chthonic!
2012-08-08 12:23:57 PM
1 votes:
I think I bought those as a kid from a comic book. They did not work as avertised...they worked like the article.

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2012-08-08 12:23:38 PM
1 votes:
Next up: Ultra-orthodox Israelis hit by bus due to obscured vision.
2012-08-08 12:23:21 PM
1 votes:
media.tumblr.com
2012-08-08 12:22:29 PM
1 votes:
6 bucks?
im gonna try and jew him down!!


you see what i did there?
2012-08-08 12:21:29 PM
1 votes:
In Islam, they rape, THEN stone them to death as harlots.
 
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