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(Yahoo)   Ultra-orthodox Israelis are selling special glasses that blur vision so men won't accidentially see an immodestly dressed woman on the street. Well, it beats stoning the women as harlots, I suppose   (news.yahoo.com) divider line 224
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2012-08-08 12:21:29 PM
In Islam, they rape, THEN stone them to death as harlots.
 
2012-08-08 12:21:42 PM
Anti beer goggles?
 
2012-08-08 12:21:45 PM
So..... no boobies?
 
2012-08-08 12:21:46 PM
Is there anything that can make you more retarded than religion?
 
2012-08-08 12:21:50 PM
So the wearer of said glasses will be walking past fish mongers and saying "Good morning, ladies!"?
 
2012-08-08 12:22:08 PM
Beats forcing women to wear a bag over themselves
 
2012-08-08 12:22:08 PM
Good for them. If you really think you need to follow your backwards beliefs, fine, but the burden shoudl be entirely on you.
 
2012-08-08 12:22:29 PM
6 bucks?
im gonna try and jew him down!!


you see what i did there?
 
2012-08-08 12:22:48 PM

Silly Jesus: Is there anything that can make you more retarded than religion?


A. Orthodox religion
 
2012-08-08 12:23:09 PM
It's like peril-sensitive sunglasses in reverse.
 
2012-08-08 12:23:18 PM
WAT
 
2012-08-08 12:23:21 PM
media.tumblr.com
 
2012-08-08 12:23:38 PM
Next up: Ultra-orthodox Israelis hit by bus due to obscured vision.
 
2012-08-08 12:23:57 PM
Tomorrow's headline:
Dramatic upswing in Ultra-orthodox Israelis bumping into things, falling down holes
 
2012-08-08 12:23:57 PM
I think I bought those as a kid from a comic book. They did not work as avertised...they worked like the article.

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2012-08-08 12:24:08 PM

JackieRabbit: Silly Jesus: Is there anything that can make you more retarded than religion?

A. Orthodox religion


Ultra-Orthodox religion.
 
2012-08-08 12:24:38 PM
"If thy eye offends thee, pluck it out, and cast it from thee."

DO IT! Do it you crazy nutjobs! I don't care if it's from the New Testament: DO IT! Prove to us how batshiat insane crazy you are!
 
2012-08-08 12:25:35 PM

theorellior: JackieRabbit: Silly Jesus: Is there anything that can make you more retarded than religion?

A. Orthodox religion

Ultra-Orthodox religion.


Double secret Ultra-Orthodox religion.
 
2012-08-08 12:26:43 PM
Those evil women with their fluxes of bloody moon magic. Uncanny! Eldrich! Chthonic!
 
2012-08-08 12:26:46 PM
theorellior       
 
JackieRabbit: Silly Jesus: Is there anything that can make you more retarded than religion?

A. Orthodox religion

Ultra-Orthodox religion.


Ulta-Orthodox with political aspirations.
 
2012-08-08 12:26:54 PM
www.paklinks.com

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2012-08-08 12:27:23 PM
See no evil
 
2012-08-08 12:28:18 PM
tom baker's scarf       
 
 
JackieRabbit: Silly Jesus: Is there anything that can make you more retarded than religion?

A. Orthodox religion

Ultra-Orthodox religion.

Militant Ultra-Orthodox with political aspirations.


FIFM
 
2012-08-08 12:28:20 PM
Zaphod would approve.

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2012-08-08 12:28:30 PM
Why do you guys care? If you're not an orthodox Jew; this doesn't affect you. In fact; it provides extra entertainment. You get to watch Hasidic jews bump into stuff and fall down. I bet that it even screws up their vision for the rest of their lives.

/ it's not funny when someone hurts themself; it's hilarious
 
2012-08-08 12:28:40 PM
The goggle, they do...everything?
 
2012-08-08 12:29:45 PM
Women have boobs.
Get over it, you medieval neanderfarks.
Your invisible sky wizard invented them, too.
 
2012-08-08 12:30:20 PM

liam76: Good for them. If you really think you need to follow your backwards beliefs, fine, but the burden shoudl be entirely on you.


Over in however many this was.
 
2012-08-08 12:31:36 PM
Mmmm... stoned harlots.
 
2012-08-08 12:32:39 PM
Why do I think religion is some asinine form of collective insanity? Oh, I don't know...
 
2012-08-08 12:32:44 PM
If you can't see them, you can't spit on them or throw shiat at them. I call this a win for everyone.
 
2012-08-08 12:33:03 PM
Historically where are ultra-orthodox jews from? This didnt exist in Poland.
 
2012-08-08 12:33:28 PM

Ed Grubermann: Why do I think religion is some asinine form of collective insanity? Oh, I don't know...


Because you're a smug, intellectually lazy asshole?
 
2012-08-08 12:36:43 PM
Hah! I'm selling beards to the ladies.

/look at that quality
 
2012-08-08 12:36:43 PM
Or they could just get their glasses made at LensCrafters.
 
2012-08-08 12:36:47 PM
Yet again, three guys do something in Meah Shearim, and it creates an article worldwide that pans all Orthodox Jews.


The people who do this (the self-appointed modesty squad) are merely a bunch of thugs, without any supervision whatsoever, who terrorize their own population in Chareidi neighborhoods.

These are the people who also go to Iran to kiss Ahmadinejad, or support Hamas and Fatah, or spit at a little girl, or burn down stores.

They are barely in the low hundreds if you include both the members, supporters and their own families. This is how small they are. They are the Westboro Church of Judaism and do not in any way whatsoever represent the lifestyle of Chareidi Jews, we are all annoyed by that but guess what, no central authority, and these people don't even listen to their own Rabbis in the first place.

These people are Neturei Karta, or as they now like to be known, Sikrikim (the zealots).

I had to learn about these glasses on the internet, and I live in that friggin neighborhood.
 
2012-08-08 12:37:11 PM
At least this puts the responsibility for a man's sin on the man and not on women. Men can't control their sexual urges? Fine. Then cover your eyes or cut off your junk. Don't blame women for your own thoughts.
 
2012-08-08 12:37:19 PM
glad to see it only took one post to redirect this to a discussion about islam
 
2012-08-08 12:37:33 PM

Silly Jesus: Is there anything that can make you more retarded than religion?


I bet you a foreskin and a bacon strip that the answer is no.
 
2012-08-08 12:37:37 PM
i50.tinypic.com

Approves
 
2012-08-08 12:38:23 PM

indylaw: Ed Grubermann: Why do I think religion is some asinine form of collective insanity? Oh, I don't know...

Because you're a smug, intellectually lazy asshole?


Would you like some balm for that butthurt?
 
2012-08-08 12:38:45 PM
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2012-08-08 12:38:52 PM
media.tumblr.com

I can't believe there would be people stupid enough to buy these.
 
2012-08-08 12:39:42 PM

Ed Grubermann: indylaw: Ed Grubermann: Why do I think religion is some asinine form of collective insanity? Oh, I don't know...

Because you're a smug, intellectually lazy asshole?

Would you like some balm for that butthurt?


Would you like some earplugs so what's left of your brain won't leak out?
 
2012-08-08 12:40:07 PM

Silly Jesus: [www.paklinks.com image 461x401]

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I sincerely thought that was a casting call for the next live-action Dr. Seuss movie.

Now I realize it's how the Saudi drown their surplus women under the cover of sport.
 
2012-08-08 12:40:25 PM

tom baker's scarf: tom baker's scarf       
 
 
JackieRabbit: Silly Jesus: Is there anything that can make you more retarded than religion?

A. Orthodox religion

Ultra-Orthodox religion.

Militant Ultra-Orthodox with political aspirations.

FIFM


Apple as copy.
 
2012-08-08 12:40:59 PM

space_cadet_28: Historically where are ultra-orthodox jews from? This didnt exist in Poland.


Well yes and now, what is called 'Orthodoxy', from the Ultra-Orthodox to the modern Orthodox liberal, has pretty much always existed in the Jewish people in one form or another. It was merely what a Jew did. Only when Reform came to the scene in Germany in the mid 1850s that the name 'Orthodoxy' developed, not on our own but applied to us by Jews who rejected to follow Torah has it had always been followed.

Ultra-Orthodox Jews are just those Jews who do the extra mile, and sadly within that minority there is a stupid minority, as there are in everything.

At least the worst they do is scream at people, spit and yell. They don't actually kill or attack people (save the VERY few incidents) and when that happens, it is usually other Orthodox Jews that are attacked, not the non-religious.
 
2012-08-08 12:41:04 PM
people using religion to exploit other people for profit? what a bunch of... i mean, um, good people that no one should ever say anything bad about. 'cause hitler.
 
2012-08-08 12:41:17 PM
Interestingly, glasses that prevent you seeing anything you don't agree with is exactly what Tatsuma uses to peruse the news.
 
2012-08-08 12:41:20 PM

Mishno: tom baker's scarf: tom baker's scarf       
 
 
JackieRabbit: Silly Jesus: Is there anything that can make you more retarded than religion?

A. Orthodox religion

Ultra-Orthodox religion.

Militant Ultra-Orthodox with political aspirations.

FIFM

Apple ad copy.


FIFM too
 
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