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(Houston Press)   Sometimes, honesty is not the best policy. Take the example of the guy who got busted videoing girls in a dressing room because he "had an erection prior to entering the store, after watching several women in the parking lot"   (blogs.houstonpress.com) divider line 52
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2012-08-08 12:26:39 PM
Too big of a camera.

// If anyone needs me, I'll be in my makeshift masturbatorium.
 
2012-08-08 12:35:17 PM
But by all means, it's the fault of those evil ladies for dressing so sexy.
 
2012-08-08 12:50:42 PM
I hate it when someone's parking lot boner takes up two spaces.
 
2012-08-08 12:58:25 PM
Well hello chaps, something tells me this isn't the first time this individual has done this. In fact, according to a study in The Journal of Personality and Social Psychology, sex offenders typically victimize a mean of 14 victims before being caught (median = 2.3). Now in this case, I am assuming this guy has done this multiple times and probably has learned through Pavlovian associations that "women in stores" = "I'll see unclothed breasts." Thus, the mere act of entering the parking lot is the conditioned stimulus, causing the man to enter into a mode of sexual arousal which requires relief in the form of a) taking videos and then b) watching these at a later time. While the article does not postulate what he planned to do with the videos, I am assuming he was not just going to add these to some catalog or something. LOL!

He needs help, honestly. Otherwise, he will probably strike again only using more drastic tactics to gain power over these women. Perhaps he will even resort to sexual violence. This guy is a predator and nothing more. I'd spit on him if I could, but that would be assault.
 
2012-08-08 04:01:26 PM
The fark? When did we drop the second "L" from "cell"?

/the fark?
 
2012-08-08 04:03:36 PM
Was that wrong? Should I have not done that?
 
2012-08-08 04:04:56 PM
FTA: "Royston setting the whole thing up, positioning the camera for the perfect, perverted, stupid, dignity-robbing angle.

He faces a felony charge of improper photography or visual recording.

Follow Houston Press on Facebook and on Twitter @HairBallsNews"

It's always amusing when people go the extra mile to be sanctimonious and then have something like @HairBallsNews as their Twitter handle.
 
2012-08-08 04:05:12 PM
So did he not get "manufacture of child pornography" charges because the underage girl noticed it before anything 'pornographic' was actually recorded?
 
2012-08-08 04:08:24 PM
His excuse is original, I'll give him that.
 
2012-08-08 04:10:34 PM
Brilliant defense.

Ladies and Gentleman of the jury, the right to boners is enshrined in the Constitution.

Case dismissed.
 
2012-08-08 04:11:53 PM
The excuse isn't original -- every guy gets a boner sometime from looking at a girl. The fact that he admitted it is unique.

The article doesn't say that the girls were underage, does it? I think it just refers to "young girls".
 
2012-08-08 04:12:10 PM
why not just wait till you get home and masturbate in bed ala "forever alone" meme
 
2012-08-08 04:13:41 PM
this should be legal. i mean, they keep getting undressed in the same place. You don't give a deer a pass because he uses the same watering hole!!

/what?
 
2012-08-08 04:14:26 PM
Is he 12 or were the girls doing something spectacular in the parking lot?
 
2012-08-08 04:14:49 PM
Destined to be the next president.
 
2012-08-08 04:15:51 PM
This is why girls will never understand a guy. Guys just do these things. Its what drives them. You call him a creep but chances are that whoever you are dating also has an inner creep.
 
2012-08-08 04:17:39 PM

cgraves67: Is he 12 or were the girls doing something spectacular in the parking lot?


it's funny you should ask. but he had the "erocktion" beforehand and was just being "gay"
according to the court affadavit

/gay. that word WILL protect you. wherever you go. just say your being gay and THEY'LL understand.

www.crwflags.com
 
2012-08-08 04:21:18 PM
So, confession is no longer good for the soul?
 
2012-08-08 04:22:25 PM

meow said the dog: Well hello chaps, something tells me this isn't the first time this individual has done this. In fact, according to a study in The Journal of Personality and Social Psychology, sex offenders typically victimize a mean of 14 victims before being caught (median = 2.3). Now in this case, I am assuming this guy has done this multiple times and probably has learned through Pavlovian associations that "women in stores" = "I'll see unclothed breasts." Thus, the mere act of entering the parking lot is the conditioned stimulus, causing the man to enter into a mode of sexual arousal which requires relief in the form of a) taking videos and then b) watching these at a later time. While the article does not postulate what he planned to do with the videos, I am assuming he was not just going to add these to some catalog or something. LOL!

He needs help, honestly. Otherwise, he will probably strike again only using more drastic tactics to gain power over these women. Perhaps he will even resort to sexual violence. This guy is a predator and nothing more. I'd spit on him if I could, but that would be assault.


That anuerysm clearing up or did you forget what account you logged?
 
2012-08-08 04:23:56 PM
What's his Fark handle?
 
2012-08-08 04:24:21 PM
Maybe he was approaching the 4 hour mark.
 
2012-08-08 04:25:35 PM
So now, what is that ftfa perfect 'dignity robbing' angle on women? I will need many many samples, it's the only way to be sure
 
2012-08-08 04:26:02 PM

astroturd: This is why girls will never understand a guy. Guys just do these things. Its what drives them. You call him a creep but chances are that whoever you are dating also has an inner creep.


And to drive this point home let point out that the most popular activity on chatroulette was showing your cock. Don't bother asking if your man did it, because he did, and your living in denial.
 
DGS [TotalFark]
2012-08-08 04:26:03 PM
Well, buddy, you had something to hide. Should've hidden it, shouldn't you.
 
2012-08-08 04:26:31 PM
Could have been much much worse.
He could have become aroused in a wool mort parking lot.
 
2012-08-08 04:39:17 PM

Elegy: The fark? When did we drop the second "L" from "cell"?

/the fark?


This
 
2012-08-08 04:40:39 PM

malkore: So did he not get "manufacture of child pornography" charges because the underage girl noticed it before anything 'pornographic' was actually recorded?


Unless people frequently try on clothes while going commando, I'm not sure how you could possibly get porn from a dressing room.
 
2012-08-08 04:43:46 PM
Honesty may be the best policy, but it's important to remember that apparently, by elimination, dishonesty is the second-best policy.

userserve-ak.last.fm
 
2012-08-08 04:43:50 PM

Ashtrey: That anuerysm clearing up or did you forget what account you logged?


Are you referring to my fall on Monday? It was not an aneurysm. It was a mild concussion. Thanks for your concern, though. Just as I am concerned for victims of crimes, such as these women, I am glad others are also concerned for my recent head injury.
 
2012-08-08 04:44:17 PM

Ashtrey: meow said the dog: Well hello chaps, something tells me this isn't the first time this individual has done this. In fact, according to a study in The Journal of Personality and Social Psychology, sex offenders typically victimize a mean of 14 victims before being caught (median = 2.3). Now in this case, I am assuming this guy has done this multiple times and probably has learned through Pavlovian associations that "women in stores" = "I'll see unclothed breasts." Thus, the mere act of entering the parking lot is the conditioned stimulus, causing the man to enter into a mode of sexual arousal which requires relief in the form of a) taking videos and then b) watching these at a later time. While the article does not postulate what he planned to do with the videos, I am assuming he was not just going to add these to some catalog or something. LOL!

He needs help, honestly. Otherwise, he will probably strike again only using more drastic tactics to gain power over these women. Perhaps he will even resort to sexual violence. This guy is a predator and nothing more. I'd spit on him if I could, but that would be assault.

That anuerysm clearing up or did you forget what account you logged?


Ha! I was thinking the same thing! I was looking forward to reading a disjointed, rambling, pre-kindergarten level of opinion, and instead I get this?

/For shame, MSTD! For shame!
 
2012-08-08 04:45:59 PM

Dirtybird971: this should be legal. i mean, they keep getting undressed in the same place. You don't give a deer a pass because he uses the same watering hole!!

/what?


I chortled.

/this makes me a bad person, doesn't it?
//and yes, I said chortled
///now I feel so dirty
////chortle chortle
 
2012-08-08 04:48:35 PM
I should be disgusted, but honestly, if you get that much out of just seeing women in a parking lot, I envy you, sir.
 
2012-08-08 04:51:18 PM

Oznog: I should be disgusted, but honestly, if you get that much out of just seeing women in a parking lot, I envy you, sir.


He probably is the same guy that wrote this gem:

"There is such a thing as an awake-wet-dream. It's rare. I experienced it before myself. One has to have a tremendous build-up of Testosterone in his bloodstream. No woman can ever experience such a desirable feat. Her weaker feminine Estrogen is just not going to do it."
 
2012-08-08 04:51:36 PM

Fo Shiz: Too big of a camera.

// If anyone needs me, I'll be in my makeshift masturbatorium.


Aka tube sock
 
2012-08-08 04:53:04 PM

Sharkster: Ha! I was thinking the same thing! I was looking forward to reading a disjointed, rambling, pre-kindergarten level of opinion, and instead I get this?

/For shame, MSTD! For shame!


Much like the victims of this madman, you should also consider joining TotalFark to read the TotalFark discussions. For the victims, it will let them know that there are many crazy people out there just like the guy who victimized them. For you, it would inform you on my recent accident and subsequent behavioral change. So pay the $5 and join the fun, Sharkster and illegally filmed ladies.
 
2012-08-08 04:54:34 PM

Bullseyed: malkore: So did he not get "manufacture of child pornography" charges because the underage girl noticed it before anything 'pornographic' was actually recorded?

Unless people frequently try on clothes while going commando, I'm not sure how you could possibly get porn from a dressing room.


Well if other people are doing it I should probably stop.

Urk, just thought of something. My roommate swears he hasn't worn underwear in over a decade, I'm SURE he's done that at some point.
 
2012-08-08 04:56:17 PM

IAmRight: FTA: "Royston setting the whole thing up, positioning the camera for the perfect, perverted, stupid, dignity-robbing angle.

He faces a felony charge of improper photography or visual recording.

Follow Houston Press on Facebook and on Twitter @HairBallsNews"

It's always amusing when people go the extra mile to be sanctimonious and then have something like @HairBallsNews as their Twitter handle.


Like the people who list their email address on job applications and it is 42­0nblo­w­up­i­nh­ur247[nospam-﹫-backwards]o­ohay­*com.
 
2012-08-08 04:56:49 PM
"Hey Wang, what's with the pictures; it's a parking lot...come on!!"
 
2012-08-08 05:05:19 PM

Elegy: The fark? When did we drop the second "L" from "cell"?

/the fark?


When did we drop "what" from "What the fark?"

/what the fark?
 
2012-08-08 05:15:51 PM

meow said the dog: Sharkster: Ha! I was thinking the same thing! I was looking forward to reading a disjointed, rambling, pre-kindergarten level of opinion, and instead I get this?

/For shame, MSTD! For shame!

Much like the victims of this madman, you should also consider joining TotalFark to read the TotalFark discussions. For the victims, it will let them know that there are many crazy people out there just like the guy who victimized them. For you, it would inform you on my recent accident and subsequent behavioral change. So pay the $5 and join the fun, Sharkster and illegally filmed ladies.


Somehow you've managed to suck all of the fun out of this conversation.

/I miss Whoopti-Do The Precious Bongo Boy. He would have rocked the hell out of this topic. That was one crazy mofo.
 
2012-08-08 05:27:17 PM
I'm sure there is a perfectly logical explanation for this... Oh, yep, see, boner in the parking lot
 
2012-08-08 05:34:47 PM

meow said the dog: Sharkster: Ha! I was thinking the same thing! I was looking forward to reading a disjointed, rambling, pre-kindergarten level of opinion, and instead I get this?

/For shame, MSTD! For shame!

Much like the victims of this madman, you should also consider joining TotalFark to read the TotalFark discussions. For the victims, it will let them know that there are many crazy people out there just like the guy who victimized them. For you, it would inform you on my recent accident and subsequent behavioral change. So pay the $5 and join the fun, Sharkster and illegally filmed ladies.


That's it! Mystery solved!

MSTD is actually DREW!!!

/And I kinda miss Whoopty as well...
 
2012-08-08 05:52:13 PM

The My Little Pony Killer: But by all means, it's the fault of those evil ladies for dressing so sexy.


Bars attract drinkers because they have alcohol. Gyms lure in those into physical fitness because they have exercise equipment. And women who feel it's proper to dress like sluts in public will sooner or later attract a certain element because of their own advertising. Adults are responsible for their own actions, male and female. If a woman chooses to dress in a immodest provocative manner it's sad but true they may have to suffer the consequences. Hang out in bad neighborhoods late at night and you may get mugged. that's the way of the world.
 
2012-08-08 05:59:15 PM

KrispyKritter: The My Little Pony Killer: But by all means, it's the fault of those evil ladies for dressing so sexy.

Bars attract drinkers because they have alcohol. Gyms lure in those into physical fitness because they have exercise equipment. And women who feel it's proper to dress like sluts in public will sooner or later attract a certain element because of their own advertising. Adults are responsible for their own actions, male and female. If a woman chooses to dress in a immodest provocative manner it's sad but true they may have to suffer the consequences. Hang out in bad neighborhoods late at night and you may get mugged. that's the way of the world.


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2012-08-08 06:21:57 PM
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2012-08-08 07:12:49 PM
And in today's session of "Why You Don't Talk to Cops", we learn why you never state your actions were related to sexual arousal.
 
2012-08-08 08:22:29 PM
Prurient intent is a serious crime. It's a first tier sex offense too.
 
2012-08-08 08:41:51 PM
Welcome to my world, brother.
 
2012-08-08 08:46:22 PM

DGS: Well, buddy, you had something to hide. Should've hidden it, shouldn't you.


I'll just bet that he's not satisfied with what he's been put through.
 
2012-08-08 09:25:31 PM

JWideman: And in today's session of "Why You Don't Talk to Cops", we learn why you never state your actions were related to sexual arousal.


well since no one really is attracted to little kids, you kinda have to make shiat up, to get that free lodging and board
 
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