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(Think Progress)   American Family Association calls for children of homosexual couples to be kidnapped via an Underground Railroad. Michelle Bachmann will be seen as this generation's Harriet Tubman   (thinkprogress.org) divider line 236
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2012-08-08 11:52:14 AM
Lemme guess, they get kidnapped from these godless homogay buttpirate heathens, and get placed with nice, Christian foster parents like Jerry Sandusky or maybe even a Priest?
 
2012-08-08 11:52:40 AM
But they don't hate gay people at all.
 
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2012-08-08 11:54:54 AM

FirstNationalBastard: Lemme guess, they get kidnapped from these godless homogay buttpirate heathens, and get placed with nice, Christian foster parents like Jerry Sandusky or maybe even a Priest?


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2012-08-08 11:59:15 AM
By all means, get yourself labelled as a criminal organization. I'm sure it will work out very well for you.
 
2012-08-08 12:01:28 PM
But the Underground Railroad ended in Canada.

Canada has gay marriage...

OMG IT'S A TRICK!
 
2012-08-08 12:02:44 PM

mahuika: By all means, get yourself labelled as a criminal organization. I'm sure it will work out very well for you.


And why not? They've already been labelled a hate group.
 
2012-08-08 12:11:11 PM
Good luck with that...
 
2012-08-08 12:12:56 PM
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ALL ABOARD!!
 
2012-08-08 12:18:48 PM
Inside, however, I was confused. When your home life is so drastically different from everyone around you, in a fundamental way striking at basic physical relations, you grow up weird. I have no mental health disorders or biological conditions. I just grew up in a house so unusual that I was destined to exist as a social outcast.

I grew up in a house where one parent was diagnosed with (untreated) narcissistic borderline personality disorder. this guy thinks HE has issues understanding social cues....yeesh!
 
2012-08-08 12:32:30 PM

Weaver95: Inside, however, I was confused. When your home life is so drastically different from everyone around you, in a fundamental way striking at basic physical relations, you grow up weird. I have no mental health disorders or biological conditions. I just grew up in a house so unusual that I was destined to exist as a social outcast.

I grew up in a house where one parent was diagnosed with (untreated) narcissistic borderline personality disorder. this guy thinks HE has issues understanding social cues....yeesh!


Psshaw! I grew up in a house in which both (hetero) parents remained happily married, and still are today. I begged my parents to get divorced like all the other kids, just so I would fit in...but the selfish bastards refused!

I am thinking of suing.
 
2012-08-08 12:34:35 PM
My friend gave birth to twin children, with the help and support of her wife They both love those kids with all their heart and they're the happiest most precocious toddlers I've met. I dare these assholes to kidnap those kids to "save" them from their loving family, I hope they feel a brief rush of exhilaration from doing the Lord's work before they experience the sensation of buckshot going through their nuts.
 
2012-08-08 12:40:31 PM

Ennuipoet: Weaver95: Inside, however, I was confused. When your home life is so drastically different from everyone around you, in a fundamental way striking at basic physical relations, you grow up weird. I have no mental health disorders or biological conditions. I just grew up in a house so unusual that I was destined to exist as a social outcast.

I grew up in a house where one parent was diagnosed with (untreated) narcissistic borderline personality disorder. this guy thinks HE has issues understanding social cues....yeesh!

Psshaw! I grew up in a house in which both (hetero) parents remained happily married, and still are today. I begged my parents to get divorced like all the other kids, just so I would fit in...but the selfish bastards refused!

I am thinking of suing.


it just irritates me that this kid probably had a pretty decent home life. he had TWO parents that cared for him, loved him and took care of him...but because he can't deal with his own internal bullshiat he blames them. man the f*ck up already and stop blaming other people for your issues. if he can't get past it on his own, there are plenty of therapists out there who can help.

i'm sure growing up in a household where the parental units are same sex but...so what? that's not going to damage you for life.
 
2012-08-08 12:46:25 PM

Weaver95: it just irritates me that this kid probably had a pretty decent home life. he had TWO parents that cared for him, loved him and took care of him...but because he can't deal with his own internal bullshiat he blames them. man the f*ck up already and stop blaming other people for your issues. if he can't get past it on his own, there are plenty of therapists out there who can help.


Seriously. And this from the political groups that say that people in poverty with difficult life situations need to pull themselves up by their boot straps.
 
2012-08-08 12:49:44 PM

Weaver95: Ennuipoet: Weaver95: Inside, however, I was confused. When your home life is so drastically different from everyone around you, in a fundamental way striking at basic physical relations, you grow up weird. I have no mental health disorders or biological conditions. I just grew up in a house so unusual that I was destined to exist as a social outcast.

I grew up in a house where one parent was diagnosed with (untreated) narcissistic borderline personality disorder. this guy thinks HE has issues understanding social cues....yeesh!

Psshaw! I grew up in a house in which both (hetero) parents remained happily married, and still are today. I begged my parents to get divorced like all the other kids, just so I would fit in...but the selfish bastards refused!

I am thinking of suing.

it just irritates me that this kid probably had a pretty decent home life. he had TWO parents that cared for him, loved him and took care of him...but because he can't deal with his own internal bullshiat he blames them. man the f*ck up already and stop blaming other people for your issues. if he can't get past it on his own, there are plenty of therapists out there who can help.

i'm sure growing up in a household where the parental units are same sex but...so what? that's not going to damage you for life.


It's probably because his peers were merciless in their attacks on him and his family.

It's not that he had two same sex parents. It's that people like the AFA think it's perfectly acceptable to belittle and mock those who are different. They do their damnedest to instill a sense of inferiority and guilt because doing so furthers their agenda.

It's the same how people used to attack kids of mixed race parents, or inter-faith parents. It's not about who or what the parents are. It's about the miserable people who hate them.
 
2012-08-08 12:53:44 PM
I wonder how he would feel about someone setting up something to "rescue" kids from freaks like morans like himself.
 
2012-08-08 12:56:29 PM
Gay people have been "recruiting" straight children for years, so this is only fair.
 
2012-08-08 12:59:53 PM

vernonFL: Gay people have been "recruiting" straight children for years, so this is only fair.


ok, I"d probably go gay for Neil Patrick Harris but who wouldn't? c'mon, be honest.
 
2012-08-08 01:02:13 PM

Weaver95: vernonFL: Gay people have been "recruiting" straight children for years, so this is only fair.

ok, I"d probably go gay for Neil Patrick Harris but who wouldn't? c'mon, be honest.


www.starfetch.com

/finding out his best friend was gay drove him to a life of crime with the Soprano family.
 
2012-08-08 01:11:00 PM
I'm gay for Dylan McDermott and Ryan Reynolds.

/among others
 
2012-08-08 01:15:39 PM
We need to seriously consider burning these people at the stake.
 
2012-08-08 01:17:53 PM
Anyone attempting to kidnap my children will end up in a body bag if I can help it.

There. I said it.
 
2012-08-08 01:22:55 PM
I'm not sure why Submitter, but I read that as Harriet Tubgirl.
 
2012-08-08 01:22:58 PM
I'd kidnap the head of the AFA, but I've read The Ransom of Red Chief.
 
2012-08-08 01:27:40 PM
...after declaring herself ex-gay, kidnapped her daughter away to Central America to prevent her former partner from having any custody.

A biological mother taking her own daughter to Central America is not quite the same as kidnapping children from homosexual couples.
 
2012-08-08 01:28:38 PM
Yeah, kidnapping a child from their loving parents won't create any sort of long lasting emotional scars or anything.

Farking psychopaths.
 
2012-08-08 01:34:18 PM

Weaver95: Inside, however, I was confused. When your home life is so drastically different from everyone around you, in a fundamental way striking at basic physical relations, you grow up weird. I have no mental health disorders or biological conditions. I just grew up in a house so unusual that I was destined to exist as a social outcast.

I grew up in a house where one parent was diagnosed with (untreated) narcissistic borderline personality disorder. this guy thinks HE has issues understanding social cues....yeesh!


I grew up with a severely bi-polar mother who swung from amazingly supportive to emotionally and physically abusive. We all have farked up families. Personal responsibility has to enter in somewhere right?
 
2012-08-08 01:45:11 PM

SkinnyHead: ...after declaring herself ex-gay, kidnapped her daughter away to Central America to prevent her former partner from having any custody.

A biological mother taking her own daughter to Central America is not quite the same as kidnapping children from homosexual couples.


OMG!!! Reverse Gay Anchor Babies!!!

/nice to know you advocate criminal activity
//hardly surprising
 
2012-08-08 01:52:55 PM

SkinnyHead: ...after declaring herself ex-gay, kidnapped her daughter away to Central America to prevent her former partner from having any custody.

A biological mother taking her own daughter to Central America is not quite the same as kidnapping children from homosexual couples.


it's still kidnapping though. so at least you agree on that much.
 
2012-08-08 01:54:45 PM
FTFA: Life is hard when you are strange.

I even hear faces come out of the rain, and no one remembers your name.
 
2012-08-08 02:02:00 PM
This was literally, the plot of an American Dad episode.

stuffpoint.com

You can't even parody these tards anymore.
 
2012-08-08 02:03:22 PM

Diogenes: nice to know you advocate criminal activity


I didn't say that. I said: A biological mother taking her own daughter to Central America is not quite the same as kidnapping children from homosexual couples.
 
2012-08-08 02:09:06 PM
If gay parents can turn children gay, then how do straight couples end up with gay kids?

/Stupid liberal logic
 
2012-08-08 02:09:23 PM

SkinnyHead: I didn't say that. I said: A biological mother taking her own daughter to Central America is not quite the same as kidnapping children from homosexual couples.


Technically, that is true: kidnapping a child from two parents with custodial rights is different from kidnapping a child from one parent with custodial rights, in that one less parent is harmed in the latter scenario.
 
2012-08-08 02:10:37 PM

SkinnyHead: Diogenes: nice to know you advocate criminal activity

I didn't say that. I said: A biological mother taking her own daughter to Central America is not quite the same as kidnapping children from homosexual couples.


true - its still kidnapping.
 
2012-08-08 02:13:26 PM

Weaver95: it's still kidnapping though. so at least you agree on that much.


That's something that will be decided in the trial of that Mennonite minister who is accused of aiding and abetting.
 
2012-08-08 02:19:24 PM

SkinnyHead: Weaver95: it's still kidnapping though. so at least you agree on that much.

That's something that will be decided in the trial of that Mennonite minister who is accused of aiding and abetting.


violating a custody order by taking the kid out of the country is...kidnapping.

it's nice to see you defending lawbreakers though. please continue!
 
2012-08-08 02:24:45 PM

SkinnyHead: Diogenes: nice to know you advocate criminal activity

I didn't say that. I said: A biological mother taking her own daughter to Central America is not quite the same as kidnapping children from homosexual couples.


And yet it's still criminal. You're making an unnecessary distinction. For reasons as obvious as can be.

It's no mistake Fischer brought up the example either.
 
2012-08-08 02:32:52 PM
but what if the couple REALLY REALLY wants to have sex with that kid (it's of an opposite gender)???
 
2012-08-08 02:34:04 PM
Yikes. So, does he want to be a martyr or what?
 
2012-08-08 02:34:36 PM

Weaver95: Inside, however, I was confused. When your home life is so drastically different from everyone around you, in a fundamental way striking at basic physical relations, you grow up weird. I have no mental health disorders or biological conditions. I just grew up in a house so unusual that I was destined to exist as a social outcast.

I grew up in a house where one parent was diagnosed with (untreated) narcissistic borderline personality disorder. this guy thinks HE has issues understanding social cues....yeesh!


Mom: narcissistic personality disorder
Stepmom: borderline personality disorder.

Sometimes I WISH Dad was gay.
 
2012-08-08 02:34:54 PM
Americans are the most vile, evil, stupid, ignorant people in the developed world. Soon you'll be as smart as peasants from a remote village in India.
 
2012-08-08 02:35:07 PM
You guys are trying REALLY hard to drive away the socially liberal, economic conservatives, aren't you?
 
2012-08-08 02:35:15 PM
There is no love like Christian love.
 
2012-08-08 02:35:46 PM

FirstNationalBastard: Lemme guess, they get kidnapped from these godless homogay buttpirate heathens, and get placed with nice, Christian foster parents like Jerry Sandusky or maybe even a Priest?


You do know that the super conservative Protestants HATE the Catholics, right?
 
2012-08-08 02:35:50 PM

Aarontology: But the Underground Railroad ended in Canada.

Canada has gay marriage...

OMG IT'S A TRICK!


Oh no, this is certainly a "states rights" underground railroad. It will start in Canada and end up in the South, or possibly Mexico.
 
2012-08-08 02:36:22 PM
I think this is a giant conspiracy to get these kids away from gay parents so they dont turn gay and open a steel mill.



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Because who would want kids who grow up to work hard and play hard
 
2012-08-08 02:36:46 PM

vpb: FirstNationalBastard: Lemme guess, they get kidnapped from these godless homogay buttpirate heathens, and get placed with nice, Christian foster parents like Jerry Sandusky or maybe even a Priest?

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Niiiice.
 
2012-08-08 02:37:08 PM
I'm looking forward to the first religious nut that tries this and gets shot for his trouble. Watching the Right Wing scramble around in circles trying to decide between hating gays and loving their weapons will be really funny to watch.
 
2012-08-08 02:37:25 PM
Awesome, a legitimate reason to shoot these farktards.
 
2012-08-08 02:37:46 PM
I would like to thank the AFA for making my completely apathetic, apolitical 20 year old son so furious that he was just like "what can we do to stop these people."

/His other mom will be so proud when I tell her.
//I mocked him ruthlessly while reading Zach Wahl's book. "Why aren't you motivated and political, huh?"
 
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