thank god the pigs' feet come in a value size.

i hate it when i run out of pigs' feet in the middle of a binge.

Looks like somebody went shopping in the "OH GOD, NO" aisle of the grocery store.

kwame: This is what your mouth would look like if it was full of crickets.

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megalynn44: I wanna see some skinny chugging.

Mmm. Feminism-ey

Ruca: YOU DON'T HAVE TO DO THIS

It's not who I am. It's what I do that defines me.

LOL I can't get the pig's feet out of the jar because of the jellied fat.

FUUUUUUUUUUU

lovefirststool: I've always considered TF, but not if this is how you treat one another. That poor Kwame boy is going to die, and you're all laughing about it.

atlfarkette: Just so you all know I considered armadillo meat but apparently they carry leprosy and if you don't cook it enough you can get it. I also tried to find bull testicles but had no luck.

How long did this all take to gather? Did you have to hit multiple stores, or did Hell open up a bodega?

the_rev: Professor Wormbog: that picture of the creamed corn one that's been MSPainted, but it's a doozy.

That's the one.

oh god forgive me if this isn't kosher

Deucednuisance: Adjective Bird Whiskey: Man, I've got a pretty hard stomach, but that's ...that's disgusting.

Just be glad it wasn't a balut:

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Ponzholio: See admins, THIS is the kind of thread that needs to go green for the liters to see...

Good call.

mryoop789: YOU HAVE TO EAT THE WHOLE THING

I DID

Mrs.Sharpier: is it salty?

Salty in the way that licking your tshirt after a basketball game is salty. Yes.

AtticusFinchEsq: brap: umami

I laughed.

Why?

If you liked that one, I've got another joke for you.

Sour.

That is an excellent phrase.

"I scooped the feet out with a spoon."

Tat'dGreaser: What the f*ck? Why would you put an entire chicken in a can?

This is America.

Why wouldn't you put an entire chicken in a can?

Tat'dGreaser: What the f*ck? Why would you put an entire chicken in a can?


Some guys like a bit of cock in the can, if you catch my drift.

kwame's wife: I'd better stock up on air freshener before I come home.

You will put on the nurse outfit and LIKE IT.

mryoop789: kwame: Oh crap. I forgot the grass jelly drink.

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that looks like poo water

And now im erect

InfamousBLT: Surprisingly, this thread is making me hungry.

You should eat some pulpo.

For real. I saved it for later because it rocks.




bulldg4life: Is it just me or does his right nostril seem extremely oval-y?

That's where the finger goes, dumbass.

Current Resident: More importantly, what are you listening to?

Zenyatta Mondatta seemed most appropriate.

mryoop789: God you are such an attention whore.

well DUH

Hey, look.

Predator fetus.

Seriously though, eat the bugs.

God, this feels like being in school again and daring that weird kid to do stupid sh*t.

I was still under the impression that Kwame was black and lived with a harem of RealDolls. Is that not the case anymore. Kinda like how MeowSaidTheDog got a concussion and now talks like a perfectly normal person instead of a retarded Armenian attempting to speak English?

What is going on with Fark!?

kwame: In the pan with red onions and some tomato

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You know, there's not a lot of meat on pig feet.


Pig prior to the pan

"semi- boneless"

lol

kwame: LOL I can't get the pig's feet out of the jar because of the jellied fat.

FUUUUUUUUUUU

Just eat the jar, too, it's not like that would bring down the average quality of this meal.

Might raise it.

She's awesome and you're stupid.

ferretman: atlfarkette: I was also bummed that I couldn't score canned cheeseburger.

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or this:

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Okay...just what the hell is this?

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Canned chupacabra in brown sauce

atlfarkette: You know what's grosser than anything kwame has eaten today? Last night I caught a clip on Tosh.0 of a bunch of guys on their backs next to each other. They drop a raw egg into the first guys mouth. He has to roll over and drop it into the next guy's mouth and so on down the line. Just imagine slimy, spitty raw egg being dropped to the back of your throat.

F*ck it. I'm going to Taco Bell with an erection.

Rincewind53: Sorry BWF! This is the last one, I promise!

I'll have a big bowl of NOPE with a side of F*CK THAT.

atlfarkette: I was also bummed that I couldn't score canned cheeseburger.

The best part of that thread was the reaction on his first bite.

Rincewind53: It's some scorpion soup.

kwame: el_dudarino: But somehow the 'Free Cat' pic is a no-no...

Had someone been leaning over it with a fork, it would be fine. Pay attention!

Indeed.

/welcome to Fork

Timanous: You know damn well if kwame came down with leprosy you'd be bidding on a toe or a thumb or something, just like the rest of us.

I know what I'd bid on...

tonguedepressor: Is this a bad time to ask for BIE?

atlfarkette: Just so you all know I considered armadillo meat but apparently they carry leprosy and if you don't cook it enough you can get it. I also tried to find bull testicles but had no luck.

Bull testicles are usually found hanging beneath the back end of a bull....just sayin' for next time.

Rincewind53: MMMM! That sheep's head was sure delicious

rushthatspeaks: This isn't farking news.

Why don't you go wrestle an AIDS patient in a rose bush, Debbie Downer

Rincewind53: Blushing Wall Flower: NASTY. I'm not eating today.

How about some Casu Marzu to get the appetite flowing? Remember, you're not supposed to eat the maggots in it, but it's a bit inevitable.

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Or how does fruit bat soup look?

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MMMM! That sheep's head was sure delicious

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OMG *barf* you are gross and should have a stamp on your forehead that says 'Don't kiss me! I ate a sheeps head down to it's skull'.

kwame: Oh crap. I forgot the grass jelly drink.

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Way to class it up with the martini glass.

Almost done with my Cheetos. How's them crickets treatin' ya?

Pshh. Pussy.

buntz: (there was a kid in high school that would suck up people's spit off the caf tables for money. that's what this thread reminds me of)

This is what your mouth would look like if it was full of crickets.

The book "She's Come Undone" had the main character lose weight by thinking about and looking at nasty plates of food. She'd look at moldy, hairy, bug-ridden plates of barf and she'd get so grossed out by it she'd turn off her hunger. It's not a bad trick and not recommended by 4 out 5 doctors but I'm going to bookmark this thread just in case I need a little visual ipecac.

Adjective Bird Whiskey: Corn smut?

Corn porn?

Current Resident: kwame: megalynn44: I wanna see some skinny chugging.

Mmm. Feminism-ey

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More importantly, what are you listening to?

Nickleback. He's hardcore - maxing out the vomit factor.

Lundyn: what in the hell is that?

I feel sorry for whoever uses the bathroom after kwame tonight. It's going to smell like you drowned Peppe Le Pew.

HANG IN THERE KWAME



WE'RE ALL PULLING FOR YOU

kwame: I'd like to apologize to those of you who don't like cilantro and red onions.

I love cilantro and red onions.

And you, sir, have defiled them right there.

Fondle My Sweaters: ami5000: I'm not sure if the bologna salad or pigs feet taco is more disgusting.

I was thinking the same thing. I'm dry heaving like a mofo over here, but I can't look away.

I feel like it's a testament to my IT nerdery and lack of giving a f*ck that I'm actually eating Cheetos while reading this thread. I'm disgusted, but I refuse to stop.

This will get out of control and we will be lucky to live through it.

discgolfguru: Bologna salad is awesome.

the_rev: kwame: LOOK ITS A TACO

Damn, boy. How about a little lotion on them hands once in a while?

Why bother? He'll be dead soon.

Adjective Bird Whiskey: lol

"semi-boneless"

What di you call sex with kwame?

kwame: Stay with me for my stupid ass lunch.

Hey now! Except for the pagaya, grass jelly drink (which I drink now) and the preserved turnips, those are all foods from my childhood. I even toured the factory where they made the tamarind candy back in the 70's.

The huitlacoche is best on a warm corn tortilla with some melted cheese... drooling, just thinking about it. It's just a type of mushroom that grows on corn.

Mrs.Sharpier: you people

looooove yooooou

I scooped the feet out with a spoon.

take that shiat to tiny chat and put on a fake cooking show!!!

You're going to shiat molten lava

Better grab some relief Popsicles

Last week, we were talking about rostit's wonderful gift of Tastykakes, and the

discussion turned to whether I would eat disgusting foods for your amusement, so

atlfarkette kindly obliged by sending me a gift package.

She sent the following mess:


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That's:

Spicy tamarind candy
Preserved turnips
Canned squid in ink
Canned roasted octopus
Pacaya in brine
Pickled pig's feet
Dried bacon and cheese flavored crickets
Dried "Mexican spice" larva
Banana flavored grass jelly drink (no idea)
and...cuitlacoche, which has the glorious English designation of "corn smut."

Oh, and this candy treat


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She also decided I should wash it down with the triple dog dare: Skinny Girl

white cranberry cosmopolitans


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I'm taking this challenge head on, so I have added only a few of my own things: a

piece of French raclette; some diced onion, tomato, and cilantro; Louisiana hot

sauce; and (pay attention thejoyofpi) some corn tortillas.

Stay with me for my stupid ass lunch.

Pfft, I saw Subby eat this on reddit last week.

FuturePastNow: I see TFD is as stupid as ever.

griffer: BRA-FORKING-O, KWAME! Love all of it. Nothign but cans, next- canned haggis, canned chicen, canned bread, canned bacon.

Starvign now!

Griffer, you might wanna stop drinking right now.

I suppose the lunch is better than getting your balls stuck in your wooden chair.

i'm thinking you should put the leftovers in a blender and make yourself a smoothie for dessert.

valar_morghulis: [t3.gstatic.com image 224x225]

HELLLOOOOOOOOO!

Adjective Bird Whiskey: F*ck it, I'm gonna go to Taco Bell.

HORK

myschief: Best items so far?

Worst?


The pulpo was great, but I've eaten that before. The cuitlacoche is actually very nice. You just can't really eat it by itself - kind of like eating a mushroom on its own.

The tamarind is gross, I think because it's got a lot of artificial flavors. The pacaya is supposed to be fried in a batter like chile relleno, but I don't feel like doing that now.

...

and the skinny girl cosmos are really effing tasty

F*ck it, I'm gonna go to Taco Bell.

rickythepenguin: Pfffft. Time heals all wounds. You Icebacks did get hosed. I apologize.

But look on the bright side: at least you have Lord Stanley's cuuu............oh......I am so sorry.

LULZ F*CK YEA

oldfarthenry: You would not believe the butthurt up here from that game! How much did it cost the US to grease that ref?


Pfffft. Time heals all wounds. You Icebacks did get hosed. I apologize.

But look on the bright side: at least you have Lord Stanley's cuuu............oh......_{I am so sorry.}

discgolfguru: kwame: "Well..."

If I had a dollar for every time I responded to a question that way.

the_rev: Looks like the booze is kicking in...

Man, these white cranberry cosmos are the shiiii*iii*t.

Blushing Wall Flower: rickythepenguin: Blushing Wall Flower: rickythepenguin: ami5000: oldfarthenry: Just as I'm interested in your in-joke ass-lick-athon, princess.

I'm so glad someone held a gun to your head, forced you to read the in-joke ass-lick-athon, AND made you comment about it, chief.


quit callin' him 'Chief', Skippy.

Quit calling her 'Skippy', Bub.


Quit callin' me "Bub", hotness.

I don't think you're doing it right. You lose. I win.

dammit.

Rincewind53: .... okay I found a real picture of scorpion soup and I reaaaalllly want to post it but I promised Blushing Wall Flower I wouldn't. It's actually worse than the first picture I posted of the beetle soup.

WAT DO.

That's RIGHT YOU PROMISED!

kwame: WTF Indeed: So has Kwame puked yet, or will this be a two parter?

I'm not much of a puker,

Why is oldfarthenry being such a sourpuss today?

I dunno. We're sh*tting on his parade by having fun or something.

kwame's wife: You do know I'm never, ever kissing you again, right?

I was under the impression that you were part of an elaborate Make A Wish.

kwame: By the way, of all that stuff, by far the nastiest is the tamarind candy. hork.

That's hilarious, because we eat that stuff like... well, like candy around my house.

Seriously, we probably go through a box like that each week.

YixilTesiphon: atlfarkette: I was also bummed that I couldn't score canned cheeseburger.

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or this:

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WHY DOES IT HAVE TEETH

I've been eating my lunch (plum, a few potato chips, and ham, cheese, and tomato sandwich) this whole time and nothing has freaked me out except that.

Doesn't bother me. I have a freakin' cast-iron constitution. I've seen shiat that'll turn you WHITE!

kwame: you're on on TF anymore.

Looks like the booze is kicking in...

rickythepenguin: Blushing Wall Flower: rickythepenguin: ami5000: oldfarthenry: Just as I'm interested in your in-joke ass-lick-athon, princess.

I'm so glad someone held a gun to your head, forced you to read the in-joke ass-lick-athon, AND made you comment about it, chief.


quit callin' him 'Chief', Skippy.

Quit calling her 'Skippy', Bub.


Quit callin' me "Bub", hotness.

I don't think you're doing it right. You lose. I win.

mryoop789: Don't be a pussy. Eat the scorpion.

He's programmed to lick for at least 10 minutes before moving on.

mryoop789: Don't be a pussy. Eat the scorpion.

reminds me of...

♩Riiiiiide the snake, babe ♩ to the lake ♩ the ancient lake ♩

♩Snake he's long..... ♩♩ seven miles ♩

♩ eat the scorpion ♩ FATHER YES SON I WNAT TO KILL YOU MOTHER I WANT TO....I WANT TO...I WANT TO fark YOU AGAIN AND AGAIN, HHHHHHHAAAANNNND I WILLLLL

mryoop789: Don't be a pussy. Eat the scorpion.

I licked it down to the tip of the pincher thing. Give me time.

SharkTrager: I love threads that remind me why I stopped paying $5 a month for Fark.

I like knowing that you're on on TF anymore.

Adjective Bird Whiskey: It's not often I get to say "I'd eat it once you wiped the goo off."

Yeah? Hell I say that a few times a week.

skybreaker: Kyro: oldfarthenry: Sometimes I miss the retarded chicken-clucking that is TFD - then a thread like this comes along and reminds me what a circle-jerking waste of time it is and forces me to street-brawl in the politics tab.

Dude, didn't you spend like four years making farts jokes on TFD?

That schtick got old quick

His captioned commentary was usually funny.

/...it's still funny to ME, dammit!

Adjective Bird Whiskey: I also want to try the cheeseburger in a can.

5 seconds. Get out of my head man!

Just make sure you post about getting your stomach pumped tonight kwame!

Blushing Wall Flower: rickythepenguin: ami5000: oldfarthenry: Just as I'm interested in your in-joke ass-lick-athon, princess.

I'm so glad someone held a gun to your head, forced you to read the in-joke ass-lick-athon, AND made you comment about it, chief.


quit callin' him 'Chief', Skippy.

Quit calling her 'Skippy', Bub.


Quit callin' me "Bub", hotness.

It's not a good sign that "Another One Bites the Dust" came up on Pandora.

.... okay I found a real picture of scorpion soup and I reaaaalllly want to post it but I promised Blushing Wall Flower I wouldn't. It's actually worse than the first picture I posted of the beetle soup.

WAT DO.

atlfarkette: or this:

i.imgur.com

That's the most disturbing thing in this thread so far. It's like canned barracuda jaws. Why does that exist?

It's not often I get to say "I'd eat it once you wiped the goo off."

rickythepenguin: ami5000: oldfarthenry: Just as I'm interested in your in-joke ass-lick-athon, princess.

I'm so glad someone held a gun to your head, forced you to read the in-joke ass-lick-athon, AND made you comment about it, chief.


quit callin' him 'Chief', Skippy.

Quit calling her 'Skippy', Bub.

The Bananadragon: WHICH OF YOU DID THIS TO ME

oh god that made me LOL

DoBeDoBeDo: Because the top of a jar is too narrow!

lovefirststool: Because it fits?

Kyro: You wouldn't want it to spoil and become gross.

rickythepenguin: Some guys like a bit of cock in the can, if you catch my drift.

Current Resident: This is America.

Why wouldn't you put an entire chicken in a can?


LULZ

Thanks guys

I was also bummed that I couldn't score canned cheeseburger.





or this:

Kyro: Tat'dGreaser: What the f*ck? Why would you put an entire chicken in a can?

You wouldn't want it to spoil and become gross.

Also there are things like hamburgers and bacon that are stored in cans.

Adjective Bird Whiskey: [i.imgur.com image 450x331]

Current Resident: Tat'dGreaser: What the f*ck? Why would you put an entire chicken in a can?

This is America.

Why wouldn't you put an entire chicken in a can?

I think the picture explains that pretty well

kwame: [i42.photobucket.com image 480x640]

kwame's wife: I'd better stock up on air freshener before I come home.

You will put on the nurse outfit and LIKE IT.

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a scorpion pop?

kwame: [i42.photobucket.com image 480x640]

kwame's wife: I'd better stock up on air freshener before I come home.

You will put on the nurse outfit and LIKE IT.

HAWT.

I can finally go to lunch satisfied

I could really go for some baked potato soup.

Tat'dGreaser: What the f*ck? Why would you put an entire chicken in a can?

You wouldn't want it to spoil and become gross.

I leave for over an hour and... wtf?

This is also making me hungry.

Adjective Bird Whiskey: [i.imgur.com image 450x331]

I tried to order Chicken in a Can online and could not find it for sale.

I read page one and then declined to read further because: pictures.

ew.

ami5000: oldfarthenry: Just as I'm interested in your in-joke ass-lick-athon, princess.

I'm so glad someone held a gun to your head, forced you to read the in-joke ass-lick-athon, AND made you comment about it, chief.


quit callin' him 'Chief', Skippy.