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2012-08-08 11:58:22 AM  

Deucednuisance: Just be glad it wasn't a balut:


Before you eat the duck you've got to chug the juice.
 
2012-08-08 11:58:31 AM  

kwame: This is what your mouth would look like if it was full of crickets.

[i42.photobucket.com image 480x640]


i0.kym-cdn.com
 
2012-08-08 11:58:41 AM  

base935: I need a pic of the TFette, to decide if it was worth it...


It's atlfarkette so...no, not worth it at all.

But still AWESOME
 
2012-08-08 11:58:43 AM  

kwame: Hmm. Maybe I'll mix the larva with some garlic hummus.


Just like nature intended.

Also, what kwame may look like:

www.lionking.org
 
2012-08-08 11:58:45 AM  
NASTY. I'm not eating today.
 
2012-08-08 11:58:49 AM  
I did have grasshopper tacos at Oyamel about a month ago. They were surprisingly decent. I mean, I'd prefer carne asada, but they were definitely on the tasty spectrum of foods.
 
2012-08-08 11:59:01 AM  

Deucednuisance: Adjective Bird Whiskey: Man, I've got a pretty hard stomach, but that's ...that's disgusting.

Just be glad it wasn't a balut:

[junch.com image 410x272]


i2.photobucket.com
 
2012-08-08 11:59:02 AM  
Video damnit!! I want to hear you masticating...
 
2012-08-08 11:59:12 AM  

kwame: larva


that word makes me gag
 
2012-08-08 11:59:12 AM  

Blushing Wall Flower: Shaggydum80: y0sh1: Shaggydum80: I feel like it's a testament to my IT nerdery and lack of giving a f*ck that I'm actually eating Cheetos while reading this thread. I'm disgusted, but I refuse to stop.

Can you pass the napkins?

What napkins? I'm licking the dust off my fingers like a proper slob.

who uses napkins with Cheetos??


Rookies, mongos and the Dutch.
 
2012-08-08 11:59:14 AM  

kwame: Dynascape: I really hope your wife reads this, Kwame.

Oh, she knew this one was coming.

mryoop789: So do they actually taste like bacon and cheese?

No, they pretty much taste like crickets.

el_dudarino: You misspelled Miracle Whip

Hmm. Maybe I'll mix the larva with some garlic hummus.


Good.

Because when you're up at 2 AM tonight shiatting the remnants of crickets and pigskin, I hope she'll appreciate the hilarity.

Let me know how it feels to poo out something that has wings.
 
2012-08-08 11:59:30 AM  

kwame: This is what your mouth would look like if it was full of crickets.

[i42.photobucket.com image 480x640]


(╯°□°)╯︵ ┻━┻
 
2012-08-08 11:59:35 AM  

kwame: This is what your mouth would look like if it was full of crickets.

[i42.photobucket.com image 480x640]


I love a breaking story in pictures.
 
2012-08-08 11:59:38 AM  

base935: I need a pic of the TFette, to decide if it was worth it...


She's fappable. But more importantly she's not made of latex. That's already a step up in kwame's case.
 
2012-08-08 11:59:43 AM  
Just so you all know I considered armadillo meat but apparently they carry leprosy and if you don't cook it enough you can get it. I also tried to find bull testicles but had no luck.
 
2012-08-08 11:59:43 AM  

Deucednuisance: Adjective Bird Whiskey: Man, I've got a pretty hard stomach, but that's ...that's disgusting.

Just be glad it wasn't a balut:

[junch.com image 410x272]


I think what's worse than that is the fermented fish people eat in sweden, I saw a chick on some travel show open a can and flies immediately started swarming it
 
2012-08-08 11:59:43 AM  
I have a feeling if I were to puke and offer it up to kwame, he'd reject it as not being disgusting enough.
 
2012-08-08 11:59:52 AM  

Current Resident: InfamousBLT: No, this is the thread where you're supposed to BECOME a TF'er.

And there is nothing cool about us, trust me.

Seconded.


Potatoed.

sonisworld.files.wordpress.com
 
2012-08-08 11:59:56 AM  

the_rev: Professor Wormbog: that picture of the creamed corn one that's been MSPainted, but it's a doozy.

That's the one.


oh god forgive me if this isn't kosher

i702.photobucket.com
 
2012-08-08 12:00:07 PM  

Celerian: KingKauff: frogdammit! I'm at work and therefore pictures are blocked. If someone would email me the pictures, you'll have my gratitude. Thanks

I'll email them once I get back from lunch. . . . . Oh god, I'm going to go eat things in a bit.


Thanks
 
2012-08-08 12:00:20 PM  

Deucednuisance: junch.com


dafuq
 
2012-08-08 12:00:22 PM  

Dynascape: kwame: Dynascape: I really hope your wife reads this, Kwame.

Oh, she knew this one was coming.

mryoop789: So do they actually taste like bacon and cheese?

No, they pretty much taste like crickets.

el_dudarino: You misspelled Miracle Whip

Hmm. Maybe I'll mix the larva with some garlic hummus.

Good.

Because when you're up at 2 AM tonight shiatting the remnants of crickets and pigskin, I hope she'll appreciate the hilarity.

Let me know how it feels to poo out something that has wings.


Quit turning everything into a Poo Thread, Dyna!
 
2012-08-08 12:00:28 PM  

el_dudarino: Something something something

BALLS

Something something


I'd expect that level of puerility from you...

/I still have the image macro somewhere

Current Resident: InfamousBLT: No, this is the thread where you're supposed to BECOME a TF'er.

And there is nothing cool about us, trust me.

Seconded.


Thirded.
 
2012-08-08 12:00:28 PM  

The Wizard of Frobozz: [i.imgur.com image 251x193]


NO.
 
2012-08-08 12:00:43 PM  
And here I get bent out of shape when my meal arrives with mushrooms that weren't in the description.
 
2012-08-08 12:00:56 PM  

xanadian: Got a link? I can't remember if I was there or not, but I *am* familiar with teh corn porn...


No... I wish I did. It was a long time ago. Funny stuff.
 
2012-08-08 12:01:08 PM  

atlfarkette: Just so you all know I considered armadillo meat but apparently they carry leprosy and if you don't cook it enough you can get it


Good lord. I'm glad you didn't do that. Even I don't hate kwame that much.
 
2012-08-08 12:01:13 PM  

Dynascape: Let me know how it feels to poo out something that has wings.


Like floating on a cloud of stinky freedom
 
2012-08-08 12:01:13 PM  

Blushing Wall Flower: NASTY. I'm not eating today.


More for the rest of us!
 
2012-08-08 12:01:14 PM  

base935: I need a pic of the TFette, to decide if it was worth it...



i818.photobucket.com
 
2012-08-08 12:01:17 PM  
www.askipedia.com

even I would not eat that
 
2012-08-08 12:01:19 PM  
i690.photobucket.com
 
2012-08-08 12:01:32 PM  
If you enjoy this thread, you will laugh until you cry reading the "Steve, DON'T EAT IT!" blogposts over at TheSneeze.com.
 
2012-08-08 12:01:48 PM  

Blushing Wall Flower: NASTY. I'm not eating today.


How about some Casu Marzu to get the appetite flowing? Remember, you're not supposed to eat the maggots in it, but it's a bit inevitable.

www.culinaryschools.org

Or how does fruit bat soup look?

www.culinaryschools.org

MMMM! That sheep's head was sure delicious

www.culinaryschools.org
 
2012-08-08 12:01:48 PM  

xanadian: /I still have the image macro somewhere


I have it too, but I've been gone too long for it to be funny anymore
 
2012-08-08 12:01:49 PM  

Shaggydum80: Blushing Wall Flower: Shaggydum80: y0sh1: Shaggydum80: I feel like it's a testament to my IT nerdery and lack of giving a f*ck that I'm actually eating Cheetos while reading this thread. I'm disgusted, but I refuse to stop.

Can you pass the napkins?

What napkins? I'm licking the dust off my fingers like a proper slob.

who uses napkins with Cheetos??

Rookies, mongos and the Dutch.


Pffft. Damn Dutch. Can't do anything right.
 
2012-08-08 12:01:54 PM  

atlfarkette: Just so you all know I considered armadillo meat but apparently they carry leprosy and if you don't cook it enough you can get it. I also tried to find bull testicles but had no luck.


How long did this all take to gather? Did you have to hit multiple stores, or did Hell open up a bodega?
 
2012-08-08 12:02:14 PM  

Professor Wormbog: oh god forgive me if this isn't kosher


That's hilarious... I hadnt seen that one in a while.
 
2012-08-08 12:02:24 PM  

Kyro: or did Hell open up a bodega?


lol
 
2012-08-08 12:02:25 PM  

el_dudarino: Spanky McStupid: You forgot mayo.

You misspelled Miracle Whip


no. just no. Miracle Whip is disgusting
Mayo is awesome... With a little bit of salami, salted roast beef, toasted rye, lettuce, tomato.
/dang it now i'm hungry.
 
2012-08-08 12:02:31 PM  

gonzojohn: If you enjoy this thread, you will laugh until you cry reading the "Steve, DON'T EAT IT!" blogposts over at TheSneeze.com.


No I wouldn't
 
2012-08-08 12:02:37 PM  
Oh crap. I forgot the grass jelly drink.

i42.photobucket.com

i42.photobucket.com
 
2012-08-08 12:02:44 PM  

Professor Wormbog: the_rev: Professor Wormbog: that picture of the creamed corn one that's been MSPainted, but it's a doozy.

That's the one.

oh god forgive me if this isn't kosher

[i702.photobucket.com image 374x576]


Lol... D:
 
2012-08-08 12:02:49 PM  

Rincewind53: Or how does fruit bat soup look?


What the f*cking f*ck.
 
2012-08-08 12:02:51 PM  

Kyro: did Hell Fark open up a bodega?


FTFY
 
2012-08-08 12:02:51 PM  
I actually like the Skinnygirl cocktails... Haven't had the cranberry one tho...
 
2012-08-08 12:02:52 PM  

myschief: The legend of Kwame just keeps growing.


I'm not sure one TF'er has any business calling another TF'er fat.
 
2012-08-08 12:03:00 PM  

kwame: This is what your mouth would look like if it was full of crickets.

[i42.photobucket.com image 480x640]


And now we have reached the point on the interwebby where someone went full-on circus geek.
 
2012-08-08 12:03:13 PM  

kwame: Oh crap. I forgot the grass jelly drink.

[i42.photobucket.com image 596x799]

[i42.photobucket.com image 596x799]


Way to class it up with the martini glass.
 
2012-08-08 12:03:14 PM  

kwame: Oh crap. I forgot the grass jelly drink.

[i42.photobucket.com image 596x799]

[i42.photobucket.com image 596x799]


Hahahahah CLASS THAT SH*T UP!
 
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