Last week, we were talking about rostit's wonderful gift of Tastykakes, and the

discussion turned to whether I would eat disgusting foods for your amusement, so

atlfarkette kindly obliged by sending me a gift package.

She sent the following mess:


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That's:

Spicy tamarind candy
Preserved turnips
Canned squid in ink
Canned roasted octopus
Pacaya in brine
Pickled pig's feet
Dried bacon and cheese flavored crickets
Dried "Mexican spice" larva
Banana flavored grass jelly drink (no idea)
and...cuitlacoche, which has the glorious English designation of "corn smut."

Oh, and this candy treat


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She also decided I should wash it down with the triple dog dare: Skinny Girl

white cranberry cosmopolitans


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I'm taking this challenge head on, so I have added only a few of my own things: a

piece of French raclette; some diced onion, tomato, and cilantro; Louisiana hot

sauce; and (pay attention thejoyofpi) some corn tortillas.

Stay with me for my stupid ass lunch.

She's awesome and you're stupid.

mryoop789: She's awesome and you're stupid.

agreed

kwame: Stay with me for my stupid ass lunch.

No

You're going to post pics of yourself eating it, right? I wanna see you munch on that lollipop.

I see this ending in a pool of vomit.

This reminds me of that bar food scene from Ladies Man.

I hope this will be a monthly thread. I would like to see it weekly, but that is a lot of punishment for poor Kwame.

this is great.

even if you are, you know, one of them.

LOL. Awesome.

We're gonna get Kwame fat and full of bugs.

Oh my god this is awesome and it makes me want to hork.

i'm unsure how a conversation about tastykakes turned into a conversation about disgusting foods

tastykakes are heaven's pastries

ami5000: I see this ending in a pool of vomit.

I've got my fingers crossed.

There is enough stuff there to break it into 2 threads IMO.

too-old: No

hasta luego. you know you'll keep watching.

ami5000: I see this ending in a pool of vomit.

one can only hope

Timanous: needs a couple more condiments for variety.

i do have chipotle and mayo....

This is the thread where I run away in terror, right?

myschief: There is enough stuff there to break it into 2 threads IMO.

nooooo, he has to eat it all RIGHT NOW

LOL I can't get the pig's feet out of the jar because of the jellied fat.

FUUUUUUUUUUU

You're going to shiat molten lava

Better grab some relief Popsicles

mryoop789: ami5000: I see this ending in a pool of vomit.

I've got my fingers crossed.

I've got $5 on "not throwing up". I've got faith in kwame.

kwame: LOL I can't get the pig's feet out of the jar because of the jellied fat.

FUUUUUUUUUUU

Will you be preparing things like you are on chopped or just eating everything as is?

take that shiat to tiny chat and put on a fake cooking show!!!

Where did you get the squid ink? I have been looking for tht

I don't want to live on this planet anymore...

thank god the pigs' feet come in a value size.

i hate it when i run out of pigs' feet in the middle of a binge.

Get a fork, moron.

What is in that bag?

It looks like it says "preserved catnip."

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HORK

blech...jelly fat

Mrs.Sharpier: you people

looooove yooooou

I scooped the feet out with a spoon.

kwame: LOL I can't get the pig's feet out of the jar because of the jellied fat.

FUUUUUUUUUUU

Just eat the jar, too, it's not like that would bring down the average quality of this meal.

Might raise it.

Hey now! Except for the pagaya, grass jelly drink (which I drink now) and the preserved turnips, those are all foods from my childhood. I even toured the factory where they made the tamarind candy back in the 70's.

The huitlacoche is best on a warm corn tortilla with some melted cheese... drooling, just thinking about it. It's just a type of mushroom that grows on corn.

I would eat all of those things

Shostie: What is in that bag?

preserved turnip.

i think i'll dice it and mix into an omelette.

That is an excellent phrase.

"I scooped the feet out with a spoon."

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"semi- boneless"

lol

Tell your wife to stay somewhere else tonight

kwame: Stay with me for my stupid ass lunch.

lol

"semi-boneless"

Link

Relevant to this lunch.

Ugh

I think the scorpion lollipop is the least disgusting thing there...