Scooty_Puff_Sr: I see that the lack of humor in that 'article' has been covered. I think it gave me cancer...I usually like the Cracked lists (TIL kind of stuff), but that just sucked, hard.
LesserEvil: This was a bunch of "(Insert some movie for adults here> for kids" entries that some jackass pulled out of her ass to meet a deadline, apparently.
DanZero: It's included in the 6 Popular Upbeat Songs You Didn't Realize Are DepressingIt is among the six "Luxury" Spa Treatments For The Extremely Rich & InsaneThis is among the Six Disturbing Unanswered Questions from Children's MoviesCheck out the 14 Photographs That Shatter Your Image of Famous PeopleHere are 6 Types of Apologies That Aren't Apologies at AllIt is among The 5 Worst Marketing Failures in the History of Video GamesHere are 4 Video Game Complaints We're Just Going to Have to Get OverThese are The 4 Most Baffling Trends in Old-Timey Album CoversHere are the 5 Ways College Accidentally Prepares You for the Real WorldThe 6 Most Half-Assed Superhero Origins of All Time6 Songs People Apparently Think Are By the Wrong ArtistIt is among the 6 Mind-Blowing Early Music Careers of Famous MusiciansHere are 7 Amazing Video Games We'll Never Get To PlayHere are 8 Children's Movies Studios Don't Have the Balls to MakeWow subby congrats on getting 14 Cracked links submitted with the same headline capitalization this year alone, and 2 on the same day. Pat Yourself On The Back
Ed Willy: LesserEvil: This was a bunch of "(Insert some movie for adults here> for kids" entries that some jackass pulled out of her ass to meet a deadline, apparently.It's Christina H, which makes me sad because she is usually spot on. I was disappointed reading this, expecting some real stories like an Edward Gorey book, some foreign children's film or making better versions of crappy films. Making the Muppet Babies version of adult films isn't clever.
Lord_Dubu: That was the dumbest green-lit article I've ever seen.
Dumb-Ass-Monkey: I like the idea of Eraserhead The Anime
Vash's Apprentice: Disney will never give up one of its properties, so I'm going somewhere it'll be easier to buy the rights -- temporary carnivals and deteriorating children's parks and zoos in my local area.[d2oz5j6ef5tbf6.cloudfront.net image 350x534]Derp.
Lord Dimwit: That article was bad and you should feel bad.I was hoping for a link to a list of children's stories that Hollywood really didn't have the balls to make, like The Golden Compass.(Yeah, there was a movie called "The Golden Compass" but when you take a book about how religion is used to control people and remove the "religion is used to control people" part, you don't really have a lot left.)
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