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(Uproxx)   Look out, NFL. Chad Johnson is feeling black like a cheetah again. The 10 Best Moments From The First Episode Of Hard Knocks   (kissingsuzykolber.uproxx.com) divider line 13
    More: Dumbass, Chad Ochocinco, adversity, Joe Philbin, Jeff Ireland, Mike Pouncey, Braylon Edwards  
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2012-08-08 02:50:34 PM  
cheetah:

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Chester Cheetah:

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Cheetara:

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2012-08-08 03:17:16 PM  
Chad who?

(HA! Do I say that because he's a has-been, or because he changed his name again and I don't recognize it? YOU DECIDE!)
 
2012-08-08 03:22:32 PM  
I think we should start referring to Matt Moore as MATT MOORE, kind of like we do RON PAUL. It feels right.
 
2012-08-08 04:11:54 PM  

jayhawk88: I think we should start referring to Matt Moore as MATT MOORE, kind of like we do RON PAUL. It feels right.


I knew the dude had something when he turned around a lifeless 2009 Panthers team.
 
2012-08-08 04:39:38 PM  
Is it not embarassing enough being a Dolphins fan without bringing in this clown that never shuts up? Anyway, Go Dolphins!
 
2012-08-08 04:49:48 PM  

jayhawk88: I think we should start referring to Matt Moore as MATT MOORE, kind of like we do RON PAUL. It feels right.


Matt Moore's gonna get traded to the first back-up QB hungry team that can offer Miami a WR3 or WR4.
 
2012-08-08 04:52:58 PM  
After watching that, my respect for the Dolphins FO plummeted. They were so far from class.
 
2012-08-08 04:55:28 PM  

Station: After watching that, my respect for the Dolphins FO plummeted. They were so far from class.


You mean the Front Office that asked Dez Bryant whether or not his mother was a whore? The team won't the right personnel in place until Jeff Ireland is shiatcanned.
 
2012-08-08 08:45:28 PM  
The fact that this thread only has 8 posts (not including mine) shows how much farkers care about hard knocks or the Dolphins.

/probably moreso the Dolphins
 
2012-08-09 09:06:18 AM  

Station: After watching that, my respect for the Dolphins FO plummeted. They were so far from class.


Why? What did they do that was "so far from class"?

Everyone hates the Dolphins and thinks they are a shiat organization. The point of taking on the Hard Knocks gig was to show the world that they are a solid organization, which they are. They have just had some idiots in charge of late.

Ireland, for all his faults, is actually decent at drafting players. Most of his draft picks are still around and the consensus among Dolphins fans is that this years draft was quietly his best work (not just the first pick).

Dex Bryant told Jeff Ireland that his daddy was a pimp. Asking if his mom was a ho, was a natural progression. Sorry that Dez Bryant was so offended by that. Apparently he likes to show mom his pimp hand anyway.
 
2012-08-09 09:34:56 AM  

Luther924s: Ireland, for all his faults, is actually decent at drafting players. Most of his draft picks are still around and the consensus among Dolphins fans is that this years draft was quietly his best work (not just the first pick).


You know, I hear this bullshiat all the time, and I don't get it.

Have we been watching the same Jeff Ireland? The guy who took Pat White (never even completed a farking pass), Patrick Turner (all-world stupid, never really played), Chad Henne (huge arm and dumber than a bag of hammers -- in other words, a classic Parcells Guy fark-up), John Jerry (garbage, will be cut), Nolan Carroll (garbage), Sean Smith (who's still around solely because Nolan Carroll is a farking disaster and Vontae is a lazy asshole), Koa Misi (can't cover TEs, lousy pass-rusher, okay against the run), AJ Edds (never did anything), Reshad Jones (may start due to lack of options and insane decision to ditch Yeremiah Bell, too stupid to play free safety), Andrew Gardner (awful), and plenty of others?

Who has Ireland drafted that's worthy of mention? Pouncey's not bad. Hartline's been beat out by a 76-year-old Chad Johnson on the depth chart. Bess was undrafted and a complete accident. Jake Long was picked by Parcells, because they didn't have the stones to take Matt Ryan.

Daniel Thomas improved as the season went on last year. He managed to move up from horrendous to merely bad, and most Fins fans would take Reggie Bush on a hoveround over Thomas.

I'd say Ireland has done okay with free agents and trades (with the exception of the Marshall move), but even there most of the good moves were done when Parcells was still running the show, and while Ireland gets credit for Reggie Bush, he forfeits all of it with Marc Columbo. He grabbed Matt Moore, whom the organization basically ignored until they were forced to start him when Henne went down, at which point we all discovered Moore was about 12 lightyears ahead of Henne.

His reputation for being an idiot is well-deserved.
 
2012-08-09 10:52:38 AM  
Hi, I'm Chad Johnson, and I'm bringing the black back to HBO. And I'm proud as a cheetah, baby.
 
2012-08-09 02:56:46 PM  

Quiefenburger: Station: After watching that, my respect for the Dolphins FO plummeted. They were so far from class.

You mean the Front Office that asked Dez Bryant whether or not his mother was a whore? The team won't the right personnel in place until Jeff Ireland is shiatcanned.


On the other hand, that would be really really fun to ask someone if you knew you weren't going to get them in the draft. More fun if you ask it in a Sean Connery voice.
 
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