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		If you can find Sofia Vergara a good bra size 32F, she'll be eternally that's a tremendous Tex Avery face you're making there but I just cleaned these floors (nypost.com)		29
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Kevin72		2012-08-08 12:13:26 PM

4 votes:

Joke from the 1970s.
Why did Dolly Parton buy a 280ZX?
It was the only size that would fit.

mcmnky		2012-08-08 07:39:24 PM

3 votes:

MoronLessOff: Almet: Once you get past DD, cup sizes are pretty arbitrary. It really depends on what the bra is for. My wife has a few D, several DD and E, and one F-cup.

I can vouch for this.

You seem to know a lot about Almet's wife's bras.

Wellon Dowd		2012-08-08 04:01:04 PM

3 votes:

tricycleracer: LectertheChef: The number in a bra size is measured below the boobies, around the chest. The letter is the boobies themselves. Smaller number, higher letter, always good.

That's why I find it hilarious when guys brag about their "44 DD" wife. Dude, you know she's just fat, right?

Nah, man, she just has a really wide back.

brap		2012-08-08 01:26:06 PM

3 votes:

Now for another exciting chapter of the daily interwebby gameshow where where arm-chair Lotharios talk about they would rock a beautiful woman's world repeatedly, grab your buzzers contestants and brace yourself for existential and romantic angst because it's time for SHE SAYS SEXY SHIATE LIKE THIS BECAUSE IT GARNERS P.R. BUT SHE DOESN'T KNOW NOR CARE THAT YOU EXIST!

*cue little-known Herb Alpert and the Tijuana brass themesong "No You Can Not Taste The Honey (Masturbating into a Sock Again Blues)"

MoronLessOff		2012-08-08 07:22:55 PM

2 votes:

Almet: Once you get past DD, cup sizes are pretty arbitrary. It really depends on what the bra is for. My wife has a few D, several DD and E, and one F-cup.

I can vouch for this.

Arachnophobe		2012-08-08 04:26:42 PM

2 votes:

Snapper Carr: Seems like a good time to revisit this (NSFW but definitely worth the click)

i1126.photobucket.com

CigaretteSmokingMan		2012-08-08 03:29:50 PM

2 votes:

"I don't mind when the boobs get smaller. I don't like when the ass gets smaller. In Latin America, if you don't have a big ass, you're nothing."

i172.photobucket.com

Sybarite		2012-08-08 01:56:59 PM

2 votes:

brap: Now for another exciting chapter of the daily interwebby gameshow where where arm-chair Lotharios talk about they would rock a beautiful woman's world repeatedly, grab your buzzers contestants and brace yourself for existential and romantic angst because it's time for SHE SAYS SEXY SHIATE LIKE THIS BECAUSE IT GARNERS P.R. BUT SHE DOESN'T KNOW NOR CARE THAT YOU EXIST!

If she doesn't know I exist then why is she constantly sending me secret messages trough the TV, smartass?

Mr. Coffee Nerves		2012-08-08 01:14:44 PM

2 votes:

Nonsense. She just needs a vigorous application of cocoa butter on a daily basis, followed by scientifically-proven motorboating therapy.

Timmy the Tumor		2012-08-08 12:26:42 PM

2 votes:

I volunteer to walk with her everywhere she goes, holding them up with my hands.

FirstNationalBastard		2012-08-08 11:58:41 AM

2 votes:

MaxxLarge: FTA: "The Colombian TV sensation concedes that the forces of gravity make bra-wearing an absolute necessity. 'It's not a pretty sight anymore,' says Vergara, 40."

Prove it.

Preferably on all fours.

MaxxLarge		2012-08-08 11:53:31 AM

2 votes:

FTA: "The Colombian TV sensation concedes that the forces of gravity make bra-wearing an absolute necessity. 'It's not a pretty sight anymore,' says Vergara, 40."

Prove it.

Dr. Mojo PhD		2012-08-09 10:44:25 AM

1 votes:

OMDAH: Meh, I don't have a huge fetish for an ethnicity like some people I know. I just like it when a woman has a nice hourglass figure regardless of ethnicity.

i.imgur.com

The banana figure maintains a semi-hourglass like shape (proportional hips and shoulders, but with less exaggeration). I have to cop to finding that figure really sexy as well.

FinFangFark		2012-08-09 09:15:38 AM

1 votes:

Ugh...because clinically insane people prefer to prove their internet toughness instead of enjoying the glory is round curvy female flesh.

Let me save this thread.

www.highpants-biogeo.com

bill4935		2012-08-08 11:47:16 PM

1 votes:

In Latin America, if you don't have a big ass, you're nothing.

www.lanotadigital.com

/Sorry for posting a pic of a dude, hope this link makes up for it..

bel4sucks		2012-08-08 09:32:33 PM

1 votes:

John Buck 41: 32F, huh? Columbia certainly has some creative cup size measuring parameters.

//yeah, they're ok, but not F.

See, even in a thread about tits you still find a way to be a grouchy old biatch

MoronLessOff		2012-08-08 07:49:06 PM

1 votes:

mcmnky: MoronLessOff: Almet: Once you get past DD, cup sizes are pretty arbitrary. It really depends on what the bra is for. My wife has a few D, several DD and E, and one F-cup.

I can vouch for this.

You seem to know a lot about Almet's wife's bras.

So...what if I do?

Dow Jones and the Temple of Doom		2012-08-08 07:00:41 PM

1 votes:

CigaretteSmokingMan: I'm trying to figure out how she is only a 32.

The number refers to the circumference, and the letter refers to the depth of the cup.

OtherLittleGuy		2012-08-08 06:03:53 PM

1 votes:

dionysos: Wellon Dowd: There are four big reasons to watch Modern Family.

[i.imgur.com image 683x1024]

Uhh, isn't she 14?

This is FARK. Chris Hansen has bleachers, upper boxes, and skyboxes set up.

TXEric		2012-08-08 05:59:46 PM

1 votes:

relcec: where can I find pics of this tits chick when she it was young?

wat

Onyx Serpent		2012-08-08 05:51:40 PM

1 votes:

CigaretteSmokingMan: LectertheChef: CigaretteSmokingMan: [www.all-photos.net image 474x634]

I'm trying to figure out how she is only a 32.

The number in a bra size is measured below the boobies, around the chest. The letter is the boobies themselves. Smaller number, higher letter, always good.

Thank you.

[i172.photobucket.com image 325x214]

And for your super duper extra info, the sizing also scales. So volume-wise, a 30D, 32C, 34B, and a 36A all have about the same size boobies on a different sized torso.

FinFangFark		2012-08-08 04:25:00 PM

1 votes:

Angry Buddha: Wellon Dowd: tricycleracer: LectertheChef: The number in a bra size is measured below the boobies, around the chest. The letter is the boobies themselves. Smaller number, higher letter, always good.

That's why I find it hilarious when guys brag about their "44 DD" wife. Dude, you know she's just fat, right?

Nah, man, she just has a really wide back.

Widest back you've ever come across?

Front may be a 44DD, but the back is a 48JJJ AM I RIGHT! I'm sure he's happy to have the choices on which side to TF that night.
media.peopleofwalmart.com

TommyStiletto		2012-08-08 04:23:34 PM

1 votes:

"In Latin America, if you don't have a big ass, you're nothing."

I'll be right back. Gotta go put my wife on a flight to Caracas. They're gonna LOVE her!

phimuskapsi		2012-08-08 04:10:26 PM

1 votes:

Wellon Dowd: tricycleracer: LectertheChef: The number in a bra size is measured below the boobies, around the chest. The letter is the boobies themselves. Smaller number, higher letter, always good.

That's why I find it hilarious when guys brag about their "44 DD" wife. Dude, you know she's just fat, right?

Nah, man, she just has a really wide back.

Hahahahahaha. There is now soda all over my desk.

One of my coworkers is a hugely busty 38H. Yes...H.

tricycleracer		2012-08-08 03:59:55 PM

1 votes:

LectertheChef: The number in a bra size is measured below the boobies, around the chest. The letter is the boobies themselves. Smaller number, higher letter, always good.

That's why I find it hilarious when guys brag about their "44 DD" wife. Dude, you know she's just fat, right?

FinFangFark		2012-08-08 03:53:29 PM

1 votes:

phimuskapsi: This is why 'C' is the perfect size.

But great googly moogly she is hot for 40.

C is perfect...if she measures at a 29/30.

:)

CigaretteSmokingMan		2012-08-08 03:52:43 PM

1 votes:

LectertheChef: CigaretteSmokingMan: [www.all-photos.net image 474x634]

I'm trying to figure out how she is only a 32.

The number in a bra size is measured below the boobies, around the chest. The letter is the boobies themselves. Smaller number, higher letter, always good.

Thank you.

i172.photobucket.com

Flappyhead		2012-08-08 03:27:43 PM

1 votes:

"I don't mind when the boobs get smaller. I don't like when the ass gets smaller. In Latin America, if you don't have a big ass, you're nothing."

Move to Canada, preferably my house.

Mr. Coffee Nerves		2012-08-08 02:06:20 PM

1 votes:

Sybarite: brap: Now for another exciting chapter of the daily interwebby gameshow where where arm-chair Lotharios talk about they would rock a beautiful woman's world repeatedly, grab your buzzers contestants and brace yourself for existential and romantic angst because it's time for SHE SAYS SEXY SHIATE LIKE THIS BECAUSE IT GARNERS P.R. BUT SHE DOESN'T KNOW NOR CARE THAT YOU EXIST!

If she doesn't know I exist then why is she constantly sending me secret messages trough the TV, smartass?

Ahem, she's sending *me* the secret messages, pal.

Every time she comically mispronounces a word she's telling me "Come to California and wait outside the studio. Soon, I will find you there."

I hope she hurries, because holy shiat my Exxon credit card bill already gets delivered by Sikorsky Skyhook.

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