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2012-08-08 11:53:31 AM
FTA: "The Colombian TV sensation concedes that the forces of gravity make bra-wearing an absolute necessity. 'It's not a pretty sight anymore,' says Vergara, 40."

Prove it.
 
2012-08-08 11:58:41 AM

MaxxLarge: FTA: "The Colombian TV sensation concedes that the forces of gravity make bra-wearing an absolute necessity. 'It's not a pretty sight anymore,' says Vergara, 40."

Prove it.


Preferably on all fours.
 
2012-08-08 12:13:26 PM
Joke from the 1970s.
Why did Dolly Parton buy a 280ZX?
It was the only size that would fit.
 
2012-08-08 12:26:42 PM
I volunteer to walk with her everywhere she goes, holding them up with my hands.
 
2012-08-08 12:41:19 PM
She needs to try Empreinte, Rigby & Peller or Fantasie. Freya and Agent Provocateur are also great.
/You're welcome.
 
2012-08-08 12:44:38 PM
That's why if they are that large they need to be fake. If not you end up tripping over them
 
2012-08-08 12:52:21 PM
I volunteer to hold them up for her if she's not getting the support she needs elsewhere.
 
2012-08-08 01:09:02 PM
The IBTC laughs at your pain
 
2012-08-08 01:13:53 PM
"...if you don't have a big ass, you're nothing".

We'll just have to take her word for it.
 
2012-08-08 01:14:44 PM
Nonsense. She just needs a vigorous application of cocoa butter on a daily basis, followed by scientifically-proven motorboating therapy.
 
2012-08-08 01:26:06 PM
Now for another exciting chapter of the daily interwebby gameshow where where arm-chair Lotharios talk about they would rock a beautiful woman's world repeatedly, grab your buzzers contestants and brace yourself for existential and romantic angst because it's time for SHE SAYS SEXY SHIATE LIKE THIS BECAUSE IT GARNERS P.R. BUT SHE DOESN'T KNOW NOR CARE THAT YOU EXIST!

*cue little-known Herb Alpert and the Tijuana brass themesong "No You Can Not Taste The Honey (Masturbating into a Sock Again Blues)"
 
2012-08-08 01:27:02 PM
not a bookmark


/this thread has potential
 
2012-08-08 01:56:59 PM

brap: Now for another exciting chapter of the daily interwebby gameshow where where arm-chair Lotharios talk about they would rock a beautiful woman's world repeatedly, grab your buzzers contestants and brace yourself for existential and romantic angst because it's time for SHE SAYS SEXY SHIATE LIKE THIS BECAUSE IT GARNERS P.R. BUT SHE DOESN'T KNOW NOR CARE THAT YOU EXIST!



If she doesn't know I exist then why is she constantly sending me secret messages trough the TV, smartass?
 
2012-08-08 02:06:20 PM

Sybarite: brap: Now for another exciting chapter of the daily interwebby gameshow where where arm-chair Lotharios talk about they would rock a beautiful woman's world repeatedly, grab your buzzers contestants and brace yourself for existential and romantic angst because it's time for SHE SAYS SEXY SHIATE LIKE THIS BECAUSE IT GARNERS P.R. BUT SHE DOESN'T KNOW NOR CARE THAT YOU EXIST!


If she doesn't know I exist then why is she constantly sending me secret messages trough the TV, smartass?


Ahem, she's sending *me* the secret messages, pal.

Every time she comically mispronounces a word she's telling me "Come to California and wait outside the studio. Soon, I will find you there."

I hope she hurries, because holy shiat my Exxon credit card bill already gets delivered by Sikorsky Skyhook.
 
2012-08-08 03:04:12 PM
The implants breasts in question:

www.christinaaguileraboobjob.com

/ 15 posts in before a photo?
// Fark is majorly slipping
 
2012-08-08 03:27:43 PM
"I don't mind when the boobs get smaller. I don't like when the ass gets smaller. In Latin America, if you don't have a big ass, you're nothing."


Move to Canada, preferably my house.
 
2012-08-08 03:28:14 PM
Wife has the same figure (yes, I know lucky, blah blah blah)

But at 34F, I am a bit worried when she gets to her 40s. Should I just start putting money away in a "saggy day" fund?
 
2012-08-08 03:29:50 PM
"I don't mind when the boobs get smaller. I don't like when the ass gets smaller. In Latin America, if you don't have a big ass, you're nothing."

i172.photobucket.com
 
2012-08-08 03:30:40 PM

FinFangFark: Wife has the same figure (yes, I know lucky, blah blah blah)

But at 34F, I am a bit worried when she gets to her 40s. Should I just start putting money away in a "saggy day" fund?


Well we need pictures for uhhhhhhhh research ....or something like that. I do tease my roomate about hr tripping over her boobs one day. Such a sensitive guy I am.
 
2012-08-08 03:32:19 PM
www.all-photos.net

I'm trying to figure out how she is only a 32.
 
2012-08-08 03:32:27 PM
Bookmark? Como no!
 
2012-08-08 03:33:04 PM
There is ... another.

i.imgur.com
 
2012-08-08 03:36:35 PM
Just one trip to Las Vegas should do it for her.
 
2012-08-08 03:37:18 PM
Seems like a good time to revisit this (NSFW but definitely worth the click)
 
2012-08-08 03:46:23 PM

CigaretteSmokingMan: [www.all-photos.net image 474x634]

I'm trying to figure out how she is only a 32.


article says she is 40. What I can't believe is that they are natural. In Four Brothers, 2005, while incredibly hot, she did not look that big. We are talking a Barry Bondsesque physical change.
 
2012-08-08 03:47:09 PM

CigaretteSmokingMan: [www.all-photos.net image 474x634]

I'm trying to figure out how she is only a 32.


The number in a bra size is measured below the boobies, around the chest. The letter is the boobies themselves. Smaller number, higher letter, always good.
 
2012-08-08 03:47:53 PM

TrainingWheelsNeeded: CigaretteSmokingMan: [www.all-photos.net image 474x634]

I'm trying to figure out how she is only a 32.

article says she is 40. What I can't believe is that they are natural. In Four Brothers, 2005, while incredibly hot, she did not look that big. We are talking a Barry Bondsesque physical change.


just saw some screenshots from Four Brothers, o.k., it is possible, she was stacked. I was working off memory, apparently it needs to be refreshed. In bunk until further notice
 
2012-08-08 03:49:02 PM

LectertheChef: CigaretteSmokingMan: [www.all-photos.net image 474x634]

I'm trying to figure out how she is only a 32.

The number in a bra size is measured below the boobies, around the chest. The letter is the boobies themselves. Smaller number, higher letter, always good.


this...if you're a lover of big jugs...the bigger the letter, smaller the number. if a girl is a 42C, she might have a gut that hangs out farther than her tits.
 
2012-08-08 03:50:56 PM

CigaretteSmokingMan: [www.all-photos.net image 474x634]

I'm trying to figure out how she is only a 32.


size 32, got it. it's late, I'm ready to go home. for the trouble

i1223.photobucket.com
 
2012-08-08 03:52:41 PM
This is why 'C' is the perfect size.

But great googly moogly she is hot for 40.
 
2012-08-08 03:52:43 PM

LectertheChef: CigaretteSmokingMan: [www.all-photos.net image 474x634]

I'm trying to figure out how she is only a 32.

The number in a bra size is measured below the boobies, around the chest. The letter is the boobies themselves. Smaller number, higher letter, always good.


Thank you.

i172.photobucket.com
 
2012-08-08 03:53:29 PM

phimuskapsi: This is why 'C' is the perfect size.

But great googly moogly she is hot for 40.


C is perfect...if she measures at a 29/30.

:)
 
2012-08-08 03:53:31 PM

groppet: Well we need pictures for uhhhhhhhh research ....or something like that. I do tease my roomate about hr tripping over her boobs one day. Such a sensitive guy I am.


Your comment also applies to your roommate. Pics or GTFO.
 
2012-08-08 03:59:55 PM

LectertheChef: The number in a bra size is measured below the boobies, around the chest. The letter is the boobies themselves. Smaller number, higher letter, always good.


That's why I find it hilarious when guys brag about their "44 DD" wife. Dude, you know she's just fat, right?
 
2012-08-08 04:01:04 PM

tricycleracer: LectertheChef: The number in a bra size is measured below the boobies, around the chest. The letter is the boobies themselves. Smaller number, higher letter, always good.

That's why I find it hilarious when guys brag about their "44 DD" wife. Dude, you know she's just fat, right?


Nah, man, she just has a really wide back.
 
2012-08-08 04:10:26 PM

Wellon Dowd: tricycleracer: LectertheChef: The number in a bra size is measured below the boobies, around the chest. The letter is the boobies themselves. Smaller number, higher letter, always good.

That's why I find it hilarious when guys brag about their "44 DD" wife. Dude, you know she's just fat, right?

Nah, man, she just has a really wide back.


Hahahahahaha. There is now soda all over my desk.

One of my coworkers is a hugely busty 38H. Yes...H.
 
2012-08-08 04:12:42 PM
There are four big reasons to watch Modern Family.

i.imgur.com
 
2012-08-08 04:13:55 PM

phimuskapsi: One of my coworkers is a hugely busty 38H. Yes...H.


when I met the wife, she was a 32F, now she's a 34H. I remember when we were dating, my roommate found a bra of hers in my room.

"Dear lord, how is that even possible?"

"latin genes..."

But the key is making sure you keep those latin genes in a good fitness regimine. If not, those lovely 34Gs and cute little booty can become wide mom jeans and 42JJs before you know it.

/Yoga and pilates my fellow guys...it's pricey but worth sending your ladies to classes
 
2012-08-08 04:19:02 PM

Wellon Dowd: There are four big reasons to watch Modern Family.

[i.imgur.com image 683x1024]


Uhh, isn't she 14?
 
2012-08-08 04:21:02 PM

dionysos: Wellon Dowd: There are four big reasons to watch Modern Family.

[i.imgur.com image 683x1024]

Uhh, isn't she 14?


Yep.

I do not find her attractive and will not till age 16.

/age of consent in Minnesota!
 
2012-08-08 04:22:43 PM

Wellon Dowd: tricycleracer: LectertheChef: The number in a bra size is measured below the boobies, around the chest. The letter is the boobies themselves. Smaller number, higher letter, always good.

That's why I find it hilarious when guys brag about their "44 DD" wife. Dude, you know she's just fat, right?

Nah, man, she just has a really wide back.


Widest back you've ever come across?
 
2012-08-08 04:23:34 PM
"In Latin America, if you don't have a big ass, you're nothing."


I'll be right back. Gotta go put my wife on a flight to Caracas. They're gonna LOVE her!
 
2012-08-08 04:25:00 PM

Angry Buddha: Wellon Dowd: tricycleracer: LectertheChef: The number in a bra size is measured below the boobies, around the chest. The letter is the boobies themselves. Smaller number, higher letter, always good.

That's why I find it hilarious when guys brag about their "44 DD" wife. Dude, you know she's just fat, right?

Nah, man, she just has a really wide back.

Widest back you've ever come across?


Front may be a 44DD, but the back is a 48JJJ AM I RIGHT! I'm sure he's happy to have the choices on which side to TF that night.
media.peopleofwalmart.com
 
2012-08-08 04:26:42 PM

Snapper Carr: Seems like a good time to revisit this (NSFW but definitely worth the click)


i1126.photobucket.com
 
2012-08-08 04:28:11 PM

Timmy the Tumor: I volunteer to walk with her everywhere she goes, holding them up with my hands.


Are you sure you could reach from the back of a volunteer line that long? Good luck!
 
2012-08-08 04:31:31 PM
she's 40 years old.

not size 40.

jeez people
 
2012-08-08 04:33:42 PM

dionysos: Wellon Dowd: There are four big reasons to watch Modern Family.

[i.imgur.com image 683x1024]

Uhh, isn't she 14?


Boobs don't need no stinking I.D.
 
2012-08-08 04:39:11 PM

dionysos: Wellon Dowd: There are four big reasons to watch Modern Family.

[i.imgur.com image 683x1024]

Uhh, isn't she 14?


I'm not asking her out, I'm only fapping while looking at her picture.
 
2012-08-08 04:53:50 PM
From what I can tell, she is nowhere near an F. Not even a DD. More like a full C, pushing into a D.
 
2012-08-08 05:03:03 PM

FinFangFark: Wife has the same figure (yes, I know lucky, blah blah blah)

But at 34F, I am a bit worried when she gets to her 40s. Should I just start putting money away in a "saggy day" fund?


Yes.

Please...god yes.
 
2012-08-08 05:08:24 PM
Would reduce her to a smoking crater with two legs sticking out.

And yeah, the daughter is definitely on my Fapdar.
 
2012-08-08 05:13:20 PM

Wellon Dowd: There are four big reasons to watch Modern Family.

[i.imgur.com image 683x1024]


gifs.gifbin.com
 
2012-08-08 05:16:22 PM

FirstNationalBastard: Wellon Dowd: There are four big reasons to watch Modern Family.

[i.imgur.com image 683x1024]

[gifs.gifbin.com image 236x354]


If only that border and URL in the bottom left corner weren't there. That pic would be astoundingly awesome.
 
2012-08-08 05:18:06 PM

Strategeryz0r: FirstNationalBastard: Wellon Dowd: There are four big reasons to watch Modern Family.

[i.imgur.com image 683x1024]

[gifs.gifbin.com image 236x354]

If only that border and URL in the bottom left corner weren't there. That pic would be astoundingly awesome.


there may be better out there, but I was trying to get it posted quickly.
 
2012-08-08 05:23:57 PM
She's old.
 
2012-08-08 05:25:16 PM
where can I find pics of this tits chick when she it was young?
 
2012-08-08 05:32:15 PM

CigaretteSmokingMan: "I don't mind when the boobs get smaller. I don't like when the ass gets smaller. In Latin America, if you don't have a big ass, you're nothing."


I think that's a quote from 'One Hundred Years of Solitude.'
 
2012-08-08 05:32:56 PM

LectertheChef: CigaretteSmokingMan: [www.all-photos.net image 474x634]

I'm trying to figure out how she is only a 32.

The number in a bra size is measured below the boobies, around the chest. The letter is the boobies themselves. Smaller number, higher letter, always good.


cup sizes
 
2012-08-08 05:42:25 PM
Gravity has nothing to do with it. It's the accumulation of protein cross-links that reduce tissue elasticity.
 
2012-08-08 05:48:30 PM

Alphakronik: From what I can tell, she is nowhere near an F. Not even a DD. More like a full C, pushing into a D.


Because you know better than the owner of the tits right?
 
2012-08-08 05:51:40 PM

CigaretteSmokingMan: LectertheChef: CigaretteSmokingMan: [www.all-photos.net image 474x634]

I'm trying to figure out how she is only a 32.

The number in a bra size is measured below the boobies, around the chest. The letter is the boobies themselves. Smaller number, higher letter, always good.

Thank you.

[i172.photobucket.com image 325x214]


And for your super duper extra info, the sizing also scales. So volume-wise, a 30D, 32C, 34B, and a 36A all have about the same size boobies on a different sized torso.
 
2012-08-08 05:59:46 PM

relcec: where can I find pics of this tits chick when she it was young?


wat
 
2012-08-08 06:03:53 PM

dionysos: Wellon Dowd: There are four big reasons to watch Modern Family.

[i.imgur.com image 683x1024]

Uhh, isn't she 14?


This is FARK. Chris Hansen has bleachers, upper boxes, and skyboxes set up.
 
2012-08-08 06:07:38 PM

God Is My Co-Pirate: She needs to try Empreinte, Rigby & Peller or Fantasie. Freya and Agent Provocateur are also great.
/You're welcome.


Thank you! Trying to Google for stores like these is never fruitful......
 
2012-08-08 06:19:48 PM
"I don't mind when the boobs get smaller. I don't like when the ass gets smaller. In Latin America, if you don't have a big ass, you're nothing."

I used to date a Puerto Rican chick who had all da ass! Ruined me for life. I only prefer Latina's now. Even with all the stab wounds I have, I still cant shake my love for them.
 
2012-08-08 06:26:21 PM
So...I can haz boobie thread?

/working late, will try to visit later.
 
2012-08-08 06:35:32 PM

Onkel Buck: In Latin America, if you don't have a big ass, you're nothing


this why I had a subscription to Brazilian Playboy and not American Playboy all through college. Cost a bit more, but was worth every penny.
 
2012-08-08 06:38:14 PM

OtherLittleGuy: dionysos: Wellon Dowd: There are four big reasons to watch Modern Family.

[i.imgur.com image 683x1024]

Uhh, isn't she 14?

This is FARK. Chris Hansen has bleachers, upper boxes, and skyboxes set up.


i291.photobucket.com

/like an election.... 4 more years
 
2012-08-08 06:57:43 PM

CigaretteSmokingMan: [www.all-photos.net image 474x634]

I'm trying to figure out how she is only a 32.


Very narrow back? I remember being astonished that Petra Verkaik was a 38
 
2012-08-08 07:00:41 PM

CigaretteSmokingMan: I'm trying to figure out how she is only a 32.


The number refers to the circumference, and the letter refers to the depth of the cup.
 
2012-08-08 07:13:58 PM

Fano: CigaretteSmokingMan: [www.all-photos.net image 474x634]

I'm trying to figure out how she is only a 32.

Very narrow back? I remember being astonished that Petra Verkaik was a 38


Best Lara Croft Ever.
 
2012-08-08 07:16:40 PM

FirstNationalBastard: Wellon Dowd: There are four big reasons to watch Modern Family.

[i.imgur.com image 683x1024]

[gifs.gifbin.com image 236x354]


Honestly, how is it that I still can kinda get a chuckle out of any animated Chris Hansen GIFS???? They've been around forever yet it still does it.
 
2012-08-08 07:18:59 PM
Once you get past DD, cup sizes are pretty arbitrary. It really depends on what the bra is for. My wife has a few D, several DD and E, and one F-cup.
 
2012-08-08 07:22:55 PM

Almet: Once you get past DD, cup sizes are pretty arbitrary. It really depends on what the bra is for. My wife has a few D, several DD and E, and one F-cup.


I can vouch for this.
 
2012-08-08 07:39:24 PM

MoronLessOff: Almet: Once you get past DD, cup sizes are pretty arbitrary. It really depends on what the bra is for. My wife has a few D, several DD and E, and one F-cup.

I can vouch for this.


You seem to know a lot about Almet's wife's bras.
 
2012-08-08 07:40:16 PM
 
2012-08-08 07:49:06 PM

mcmnky: MoronLessOff: Almet: Once you get past DD, cup sizes are pretty arbitrary. It really depends on what the bra is for. My wife has a few D, several DD and E, and one F-cup.

I can vouch for this.

You seem to know a lot about Almet's wife's bras.


So...what if I do?
 
2012-08-08 08:53:45 PM
At least she doesn't define herself by her measurements. Yeesh.
 
2012-08-08 09:17:49 PM
32F, huh? Columbia certainly has some creative cup size measuring parameters.

//yeah, they're ok, but not F.
 
2012-08-08 09:21:33 PM

sigma2: God Is My Co-Pirate: She needs to try Empreinte, Rigby & Peller or Fantasie. Freya and Agent Provocateur are also great.
/You're welcome.

Thank you! Trying to Google for stores like these is never fruitful......


key words are everything. i tried 'over the shoulder boulder holder' and now have a great connection with a company that builds earth moving equipment.
 
2012-08-08 09:23:20 PM

bel4sucks: Alphakronik: From what I can tell, she is nowhere near an F. Not even a DD. More like a full C, pushing into a D.

Because you know better than the owner of the tits right?


Nope, but I don't have a reason to lie about it like she would, nor would I receive attention from it, like she is.

What better way to get guys looking at your tits than say they are size F?
 
2012-08-08 09:26:42 PM

Alphakronik: What better way to get guys looking at your tits than say they are size F?


A low cut top.
 
2012-08-08 09:26:44 PM

John Buck 41: 32F, huh? Columbia certainly has some creative cup size measuring parameters.

//yeah, they're ok, but not F.

.
ColOmbia
 
2012-08-08 09:32:33 PM

John Buck 41: 32F, huh? Columbia certainly has some creative cup size measuring parameters.

//yeah, they're ok, but not F.


See, even in a thread about tits you still find a way to be a grouchy old biatch
 
2012-08-08 09:36:51 PM

John Buck 41: John Buck 41: 32F, huh? Columbia certainly has some creative cup size measuring parameters.

//yeah, they're ok, but not F.
.
ColOmbia


You're right... spelling aside, she certainly does deserve a big, bold "O".

daily-portal.com

Probably many here who would make sure she gets it.
 
2012-08-08 09:59:36 PM

bel4sucks: John Buck 41: 32F, huh? Columbia certainly has some creative cup size measuring parameters.

//yeah, they're ok, but not F.

See, even in a thread about tits you still find a way to be a grouchy old biatch


How is this being grouchy? Do YOU seriously think those are F cups?
 
2012-08-08 10:15:54 PM

John Buck 41: How is this being grouchy? Do YOU seriously think those are F cups?


Well let's see. The owner of the tits says she wears a size F bra, and that it's hard to find. And since life hasn't turned me into a cynical know-it-all, I'm gonna go with YES.

Seriously, how the hell are you such an arrogant douche that you actually think you know more than someone else does about their own damn body

The answer is, you're a grouchy old biatch.

i45.tinypic.com
 
2012-08-08 10:35:22 PM

bel4sucks: John Buck 41: How is this being grouchy? Do YOU seriously think those are F cups?

Well let's see. The owner of the tits says she wears a size F bra, and that it's hard to find. And since life hasn't turned me into a cynical know-it-all, I'm gonna go with YES.

Seriously, how the hell are you such an arrogant douche that you actually think you know more than someone else does about their own damn body

The answer is, you're a grouchy old biatch.

[i45.tinypic.com image 250x390]


You think those are F cups? You've been drinking the Colombian Kool-Aid and/or you're dumber than shiat.

I'd rather be grouchy (if that's what you call it) than dumb. Congratulations. You win the dumb contest.
 
2012-08-08 10:41:47 PM

John Buck 41: I'd rather be grouchy (if that's what you call it) than dumb. Congratulations. You win the dumb contest.


BHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA so farkin weak. Just hobble away old man, it's gotta be past your bedtime.
 
2012-08-08 10:50:57 PM

John Buck 41: bel4sucks: John Buck 41: How is this being grouchy? Do YOU seriously think those are F cups?

Well let's see. The owner of the tits says she wears a size F bra, and that it's hard to find. And since life hasn't turned me into a cynical know-it-all, I'm gonna go with YES.

Seriously, how the hell are you such an arrogant douche that you actually think you know more than someone else does about their own damn body

The answer is, you're a grouchy old biatch.

[i45.tinypic.com image 250x390]

You think those are F cups? You've been drinking the Colombian Kool-Aid and/or you're dumber than shiat.

I'd rather be grouchy (if that's what you call it) than dumb. Congratulations. You win the dumb contest.


Do you have any idea how bra sizes work? The smaller the band, the smaller the cup of the same letter.

Comparing cup sizes only, 30D = 32C = 34B = 36A. So yes. She very well could have Fs with a 32. They just don't LOOK like what you might think would be an F because it scales down. What you might think of as an F for her sized band might be a J or something for a 32 band.
 
2012-08-08 11:13:37 PM
NNope

bel4sucks: John Buck 41: I'd rather be grouchy (if that's what you call it) than dumb. Congratulations. You win the dumb contest.

BHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA so farkin weak. Just hobble away old man, it's gotta be past your bedtime.


Nope. Still up.

//dipshiat
///I must say I am gratified that you admitted you would rather be dumb than grouchy.
 
2012-08-08 11:47:16 PM
In Latin America, if you don't have a big ass, you're nothing.

www.lanotadigital.com


/Sorry for posting a pic of a dude, hope this link makes up for it..
 
2012-08-09 12:01:41 AM

John Buck 41: Nope. Still up.

//dipshiat
///I must say I am gratified that you admitted you would rather be dumb than grouchy.


LOL when did I say that? Senility kicking in early huh?

It's not just how far they stick out it's how round they are. But again, in a thread about tits you somehow managed to biatch that you don't think the tits are the size the owner says they are. Good job dumbfark

i48.tinypic.com
 
2012-08-09 12:52:23 AM
i172.photobucket.com
 
mhd
2012-08-09 01:08:55 AM
Isn't Vasquez from Aliens now selling larger-sized bras in Hollywood or did I dream that news article?
 
2012-08-09 01:31:38 AM

mhd: Isn't Vasquez from Aliens now selling larger-sized bras in Hollywood or did I dream that news article?


holy cow, vasquez from aliens is the mom from terminator 2? how did i not notice that?
 
2012-08-09 01:40:47 AM

mhd: Isn't Vasquez from Aliens now selling larger-sized bras in Hollywood or did I dream that news article?




Nope... you're right. Does custom bras - was coming into the thread to say this.

Hmm... perhaps that last sentence was a poor choice of words.
 
2012-08-09 07:16:24 AM
cinepub.co.uk
 
2012-08-09 08:34:36 AM

John Buck 41: NNopebel4sucks: John Buck 41: I'd rather be grouchy (if that's what you call it) than dumb. Congratulations. You win the dumb contest.

BHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA so farkin weak. Just hobble away old man, it's gotta be past your bedtime.

Nope. Still up.

//dipshiat
///I must say I am gratified that you admitted you would rather be dumb than grouchy.


Congrats, you've managed to threadshiat a boob thread. Youre quite the misanthropic douche who is completely farking retarded when it comes to understanding how bras are sized. Thanks farking this up with your special brand of unrepentant stupidity.
 
2012-08-09 08:52:37 AM

Bender The Offender: John Buck 41: NNopebel4sucks: John Buck 41: I'd rather be grouchy (if that's what you call it) than dumb. Congratulations. You win the dumb contest.

BHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA so farkin weak. Just hobble away old man, it's gotta be past your bedtime.

Nope. Still up.

//dipshiat
///I must say I am gratified that you admitted you would rather be dumb than grouchy.

Congrats, you've managed to threadshiat a boob thread. Youre quite the misanthropic douche who is completely farking retarded when it comes to understanding how bras are sized. Thanks farking this up with your special brand of unrepentant stupidity.


You'll get over it. Or not. Fark I care?
 
2012-08-09 09:15:38 AM
Ugh...because clinically insane people prefer to prove their internet toughness instead of enjoying the glory is round curvy female flesh.

Let me save this thread.

www.highpants-biogeo.com

img001.lazygirls.info

www.sugarslam.com

1.bp.blogspot.com
 
2012-08-09 09:31:46 AM

Does it matter what size a woman's breasts are? Breasts are wonderful. They're the only place on the human body that adipose tissue -- aka fat -- is farking awesome. Small breasts are pert and perky, medium breasts are jiggly funbags, and large breasts are eye-grabbing chest pillows. Boobs are farking wonderful and women are wonderful and the alphabet is wonderful all the way from A to F. And G.

TL;DR: LESS ARGUING, MORE TITS
 
2012-08-09 09:32:13 AM

John Buck 41: I'd rather be grouchy (if that's what you call it) than dumb. Congratulations. You win the dumb contest.


Well...the jerk store called...they're out of you!!


/nothing like Costanza-level insults to ruin a boob thread.
 
2012-08-09 09:33:23 AM

FinFangFark: Let me save this thread.


Nicely done.
 
2012-08-09 09:37:28 AM

Dr. Mojo PhD: Does it matter what size a woman's breasts are? Breasts are wonderful. They're the only place on the human body that adipose tissue -- aka fat -- is farking awesome. Small breasts are pert and perky, medium breasts are jiggly funbags, and large breasts are eye-grabbing chest pillows. Boobs are farking wonderful and women are wonderful and the alphabet is wonderful all the way from A to F. And G.

TL;DR: LESS ARGUING, MORE TITS


Ding,ding,ding! Just what the doctor ordered.
 
2012-08-09 10:00:21 AM
i2.kym-cdn.com

I'm going to have to admit that latin genes tend to produce some of the most attractive looking women in their prime years but it is something that needs to be maintained much more so than other ethnicities. Enchiladas and tacos will definitely mess up your body if that's all you have. But then again each race has attractive people, and a nice bust will always be appreciated by anybody. If there are any farkettes willing to provide me with something that I will definitely appreciate, go on ahead. Or we can turn this into a competition. Make it a Boobies Olympics. First we'll have prelims....eh lets put every entry in the finals!

/EIP
 
2012-08-09 10:17:07 AM

Nitsu Ryu: [i2.kym-cdn.com image 379x214]

I'm going to have to admit that latin genes tend to produce some of the most attractive looking women in their prime years but it is something that needs to be maintained much more so than other ethnicities. Enchiladas and tacos will definitely mess up your body if that's all you have. But then again each race has attractive people, and a nice bust will always be appreciated by anybody. If there are any farkettes willing to provide me with something that I will definitely appreciate, go on ahead. Or we can turn this into a competition. Make it a Boobies Olympics. First we'll have prelims....eh lets put every entry in the finals!

/EIP


Meh, I don't have a huge fetish for an ethnicity like some people I know. I just like it when a woman has a nice hourglass figure regardless of ethnicity. I'm a lover of all women. I will admit that I do see the hourglass figure more hispanic women before they hit 40 if they aren't super active. That could be just because I live in Central Texas though, lots of hispanics but not as much as other parts like San Antonio or South Texas.

Anyways, continue with the sweater puppies.
 
2012-08-09 10:44:25 AM

OMDAH: Meh, I don't have a huge fetish for an ethnicity like some people I know. I just like it when a woman has a nice hourglass figure regardless of ethnicity.


i.imgur.com

The banana figure maintains a semi-hourglass like shape (proportional hips and shoulders, but with less exaggeration). I have to cop to finding that figure really sexy as well.
 
2012-08-09 11:03:28 AM

FinFangFark: Ugh...because clinically insane people prefer to prove their internet toughness instead of enjoying the glory is round curvy female flesh.

Let me save this thread.

[www.highpants-biogeo.com image 500x727]

[img001.lazygirls.info image 298x450]

[www.sugarslam.com image 450x340]

[1.bp.blogspot.com image 650x1397]


Is that first photo real? It is spec-tac-ular
 
2012-08-09 11:07:50 AM

SmellsLikePoo: FinFangFark: Ugh...because clinically insane people prefer to prove their internet toughness instead of enjoying the glory is round curvy female flesh.

Let me save this thread.

[www.highpants-biogeo.com image 500x727]

[img001.lazygirls.info image 298x450]

[www.sugarslam.com image 450x340]

[1.bp.blogspot.com image 650x1397]

Is that first photo real? It is spec-tac-ular


my friend...it is.

(wipes tear from eye) It's beautiful.
 
2012-08-09 11:30:23 AM
Oh look another fark thread where people don't know what they are talking about when it comes to bra sizes! If the bra fits, wear it. STFU weirdos who think you know her body better than she does.

Anyway, she needs to go to figleaves.com and get some bras that fit her. There are plenty of people that have her bra size that do not have fakes. I was a 32FF before my baby, and I am just about back down to that.
 
2012-08-09 12:00:13 PM

ace in your face: Oh look another fark thread where people don't know what they are talking about when it comes to bra sizes! If the bra fits, wear it. STFU weirdos who think you know her body better than she does.

Anyway, she needs to go to figleaves.com and get some bras that fit her. There are plenty of people that have her bra size that do not have fakes. I was a 32FF before my baby, and I am just about back down to that.


How YO... nevermind. Old joke is old.
 
2012-08-09 05:15:07 PM

Dr. Mojo PhD: OMDAH: Meh, I don't have a huge fetish for an ethnicity like some people I know. I just like it when a woman has a nice hourglass figure regardless of ethnicity.

[i.imgur.com image 493x345]

The banana figure maintains a semi-hourglass like shape (proportional hips and shoulders, but with less exaggeration). I have to cop to finding that figure really sexy as well.


Yea, the banana figure looks good as well. I guess I just like the hips and shoulders to be proportional because there are plenty of women that are petite yet have a good hip/waist to shoulder ratio.
 
2012-08-09 07:46:42 PM

Dr. Mojo PhD: OMDAH: Meh, I don't have a huge fetish for an ethnicity like some people I know. I just like it when a woman has a nice hourglass figure regardless of ethnicity.

[i.imgur.com image 493x345]

The banana figure maintains a semi-hourglass like shape (proportional hips and shoulders, but with less exaggeration). I have to cop to finding that figure really sexy as well.


WHITE, WHITE, WHITE, HOT LATINA SEXXX
 
2012-08-10 10:48:34 AM
I'm too old to have hypothetical preferences in ethnicity, etc.

I'm all for liking women who actually like me back these days.

What good is a delicious 32F if she won't let me touch them?
 
2012-08-11 11:27:35 PM

Madbassist1: John Buck 41: I'd rather be grouchy (if that's what you call it) than dumb. Congratulations. You win the dumb contest.

Well...the jerk store called...they're out of you!!


/nothing like Costanza-level insults to ruin a boob thread.


Well, since that was an insult utterred by Costanza, you're the jerk.
 
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