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(NYPost)   If you can find Sofia Vergara a good bra size 32F, she'll be eternally that's a tremendous Tex Avery face you're making there but I just cleaned these floors   (nypost.com) divider line 116
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2012-08-08 05:08:24 PM
Would reduce her to a smoking crater with two legs sticking out.

And yeah, the daughter is definitely on my Fapdar.
 
2012-08-08 05:13:20 PM

Wellon Dowd: There are four big reasons to watch Modern Family.

[i.imgur.com image 683x1024]


gifs.gifbin.com
 
2012-08-08 05:16:22 PM

FirstNationalBastard: Wellon Dowd: There are four big reasons to watch Modern Family.

[i.imgur.com image 683x1024]

[gifs.gifbin.com image 236x354]


If only that border and URL in the bottom left corner weren't there. That pic would be astoundingly awesome.
 
2012-08-08 05:18:06 PM

Strategeryz0r: FirstNationalBastard: Wellon Dowd: There are four big reasons to watch Modern Family.

[i.imgur.com image 683x1024]

[gifs.gifbin.com image 236x354]

If only that border and URL in the bottom left corner weren't there. That pic would be astoundingly awesome.


there may be better out there, but I was trying to get it posted quickly.
 
2012-08-08 05:23:57 PM
She's old.
 
2012-08-08 05:25:16 PM
where can I find pics of this tits chick when she it was young?
 
2012-08-08 05:32:15 PM

CigaretteSmokingMan: "I don't mind when the boobs get smaller. I don't like when the ass gets smaller. In Latin America, if you don't have a big ass, you're nothing."


I think that's a quote from 'One Hundred Years of Solitude.'
 
2012-08-08 05:32:56 PM

LectertheChef: CigaretteSmokingMan: [www.all-photos.net image 474x634]

I'm trying to figure out how she is only a 32.

The number in a bra size is measured below the boobies, around the chest. The letter is the boobies themselves. Smaller number, higher letter, always good.


cup sizes
 
2012-08-08 05:42:25 PM
Gravity has nothing to do with it. It's the accumulation of protein cross-links that reduce tissue elasticity.
 
2012-08-08 05:48:30 PM

Alphakronik: From what I can tell, she is nowhere near an F. Not even a DD. More like a full C, pushing into a D.


Because you know better than the owner of the tits right?
 
2012-08-08 05:51:40 PM

CigaretteSmokingMan: LectertheChef: CigaretteSmokingMan: [www.all-photos.net image 474x634]

I'm trying to figure out how she is only a 32.

The number in a bra size is measured below the boobies, around the chest. The letter is the boobies themselves. Smaller number, higher letter, always good.

Thank you.

[i172.photobucket.com image 325x214]


And for your super duper extra info, the sizing also scales. So volume-wise, a 30D, 32C, 34B, and a 36A all have about the same size boobies on a different sized torso.
 
2012-08-08 05:59:46 PM

relcec: where can I find pics of this tits chick when she it was young?


wat
 
2012-08-08 06:03:53 PM

dionysos: Wellon Dowd: There are four big reasons to watch Modern Family.

[i.imgur.com image 683x1024]

Uhh, isn't she 14?


This is FARK. Chris Hansen has bleachers, upper boxes, and skyboxes set up.
 
2012-08-08 06:07:38 PM

God Is My Co-Pirate: She needs to try Empreinte, Rigby & Peller or Fantasie. Freya and Agent Provocateur are also great.
/You're welcome.


Thank you! Trying to Google for stores like these is never fruitful......
 
2012-08-08 06:19:48 PM
"I don't mind when the boobs get smaller. I don't like when the ass gets smaller. In Latin America, if you don't have a big ass, you're nothing."

I used to date a Puerto Rican chick who had all da ass! Ruined me for life. I only prefer Latina's now. Even with all the stab wounds I have, I still cant shake my love for them.
 
2012-08-08 06:26:21 PM
So...I can haz boobie thread?

/working late, will try to visit later.
 
2012-08-08 06:35:32 PM

Onkel Buck: In Latin America, if you don't have a big ass, you're nothing


this why I had a subscription to Brazilian Playboy and not American Playboy all through college. Cost a bit more, but was worth every penny.
 
2012-08-08 06:38:14 PM

OtherLittleGuy: dionysos: Wellon Dowd: There are four big reasons to watch Modern Family.

[i.imgur.com image 683x1024]

Uhh, isn't she 14?

This is FARK. Chris Hansen has bleachers, upper boxes, and skyboxes set up.


i291.photobucket.com

/like an election.... 4 more years
 
2012-08-08 06:57:43 PM

CigaretteSmokingMan: [www.all-photos.net image 474x634]

I'm trying to figure out how she is only a 32.


Very narrow back? I remember being astonished that Petra Verkaik was a 38
 
2012-08-08 07:00:41 PM

CigaretteSmokingMan: I'm trying to figure out how she is only a 32.


The number refers to the circumference, and the letter refers to the depth of the cup.
 
2012-08-08 07:13:58 PM

Fano: CigaretteSmokingMan: [www.all-photos.net image 474x634]

I'm trying to figure out how she is only a 32.

Very narrow back? I remember being astonished that Petra Verkaik was a 38


Best Lara Croft Ever.
 
2012-08-08 07:16:40 PM

FirstNationalBastard: Wellon Dowd: There are four big reasons to watch Modern Family.

[i.imgur.com image 683x1024]

[gifs.gifbin.com image 236x354]


Honestly, how is it that I still can kinda get a chuckle out of any animated Chris Hansen GIFS???? They've been around forever yet it still does it.
 
2012-08-08 07:18:59 PM
Once you get past DD, cup sizes are pretty arbitrary. It really depends on what the bra is for. My wife has a few D, several DD and E, and one F-cup.
 
2012-08-08 07:22:55 PM

Almet: Once you get past DD, cup sizes are pretty arbitrary. It really depends on what the bra is for. My wife has a few D, several DD and E, and one F-cup.


I can vouch for this.
 
2012-08-08 07:39:24 PM

MoronLessOff: Almet: Once you get past DD, cup sizes are pretty arbitrary. It really depends on what the bra is for. My wife has a few D, several DD and E, and one F-cup.

I can vouch for this.


You seem to know a lot about Almet's wife's bras.
 
2012-08-08 07:40:16 PM
 
2012-08-08 07:49:06 PM

mcmnky: MoronLessOff: Almet: Once you get past DD, cup sizes are pretty arbitrary. It really depends on what the bra is for. My wife has a few D, several DD and E, and one F-cup.

I can vouch for this.

You seem to know a lot about Almet's wife's bras.


So...what if I do?
 
2012-08-08 08:53:45 PM
At least she doesn't define herself by her measurements. Yeesh.
 
2012-08-08 09:17:49 PM
32F, huh? Columbia certainly has some creative cup size measuring parameters.

//yeah, they're ok, but not F.
 
2012-08-08 09:21:33 PM

sigma2: God Is My Co-Pirate: She needs to try Empreinte, Rigby & Peller or Fantasie. Freya and Agent Provocateur are also great.
/You're welcome.

Thank you! Trying to Google for stores like these is never fruitful......


key words are everything. i tried 'over the shoulder boulder holder' and now have a great connection with a company that builds earth moving equipment.
 
2012-08-08 09:23:20 PM

bel4sucks: Alphakronik: From what I can tell, she is nowhere near an F. Not even a DD. More like a full C, pushing into a D.

Because you know better than the owner of the tits right?


Nope, but I don't have a reason to lie about it like she would, nor would I receive attention from it, like she is.

What better way to get guys looking at your tits than say they are size F?
 
2012-08-08 09:26:42 PM

Alphakronik: What better way to get guys looking at your tits than say they are size F?


A low cut top.
 
2012-08-08 09:26:44 PM

John Buck 41: 32F, huh? Columbia certainly has some creative cup size measuring parameters.

//yeah, they're ok, but not F.

.
ColOmbia
 
2012-08-08 09:32:33 PM

John Buck 41: 32F, huh? Columbia certainly has some creative cup size measuring parameters.

//yeah, they're ok, but not F.


See, even in a thread about tits you still find a way to be a grouchy old biatch
 
2012-08-08 09:36:51 PM

John Buck 41: John Buck 41: 32F, huh? Columbia certainly has some creative cup size measuring parameters.

//yeah, they're ok, but not F.
.
ColOmbia


You're right... spelling aside, she certainly does deserve a big, bold "O".

daily-portal.com

Probably many here who would make sure she gets it.
 
2012-08-08 09:59:36 PM

bel4sucks: John Buck 41: 32F, huh? Columbia certainly has some creative cup size measuring parameters.

//yeah, they're ok, but not F.

See, even in a thread about tits you still find a way to be a grouchy old biatch


How is this being grouchy? Do YOU seriously think those are F cups?
 
2012-08-08 10:15:54 PM

John Buck 41: How is this being grouchy? Do YOU seriously think those are F cups?


Well let's see. The owner of the tits says she wears a size F bra, and that it's hard to find. And since life hasn't turned me into a cynical know-it-all, I'm gonna go with YES.

Seriously, how the hell are you such an arrogant douche that you actually think you know more than someone else does about their own damn body

The answer is, you're a grouchy old biatch.

i45.tinypic.com
 
2012-08-08 10:35:22 PM

bel4sucks: John Buck 41: How is this being grouchy? Do YOU seriously think those are F cups?

Well let's see. The owner of the tits says she wears a size F bra, and that it's hard to find. And since life hasn't turned me into a cynical know-it-all, I'm gonna go with YES.

Seriously, how the hell are you such an arrogant douche that you actually think you know more than someone else does about their own damn body

The answer is, you're a grouchy old biatch.

[i45.tinypic.com image 250x390]


You think those are F cups? You've been drinking the Colombian Kool-Aid and/or you're dumber than shiat.

I'd rather be grouchy (if that's what you call it) than dumb. Congratulations. You win the dumb contest.
 
2012-08-08 10:41:47 PM

John Buck 41: I'd rather be grouchy (if that's what you call it) than dumb. Congratulations. You win the dumb contest.


BHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA so farkin weak. Just hobble away old man, it's gotta be past your bedtime.
 
2012-08-08 10:50:57 PM

John Buck 41: bel4sucks: John Buck 41: How is this being grouchy? Do YOU seriously think those are F cups?

Well let's see. The owner of the tits says she wears a size F bra, and that it's hard to find. And since life hasn't turned me into a cynical know-it-all, I'm gonna go with YES.

Seriously, how the hell are you such an arrogant douche that you actually think you know more than someone else does about their own damn body

The answer is, you're a grouchy old biatch.

[i45.tinypic.com image 250x390]

You think those are F cups? You've been drinking the Colombian Kool-Aid and/or you're dumber than shiat.

I'd rather be grouchy (if that's what you call it) than dumb. Congratulations. You win the dumb contest.


Do you have any idea how bra sizes work? The smaller the band, the smaller the cup of the same letter.

Comparing cup sizes only, 30D = 32C = 34B = 36A. So yes. She very well could have Fs with a 32. They just don't LOOK like what you might think would be an F because it scales down. What you might think of as an F for her sized band might be a J or something for a 32 band.
 
2012-08-08 11:13:37 PM
NNope

bel4sucks: John Buck 41: I'd rather be grouchy (if that's what you call it) than dumb. Congratulations. You win the dumb contest.

BHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA so farkin weak. Just hobble away old man, it's gotta be past your bedtime.


Nope. Still up.

//dipshiat
///I must say I am gratified that you admitted you would rather be dumb than grouchy.
 
2012-08-08 11:47:16 PM
In Latin America, if you don't have a big ass, you're nothing.

www.lanotadigital.com


/Sorry for posting a pic of a dude, hope this link makes up for it..
 
2012-08-09 12:01:41 AM

John Buck 41: Nope. Still up.

//dipshiat
///I must say I am gratified that you admitted you would rather be dumb than grouchy.


LOL when did I say that? Senility kicking in early huh?

It's not just how far they stick out it's how round they are. But again, in a thread about tits you somehow managed to biatch that you don't think the tits are the size the owner says they are. Good job dumbfark

i48.tinypic.com
 
2012-08-09 12:52:23 AM
i172.photobucket.com
 
mhd
2012-08-09 01:08:55 AM
Isn't Vasquez from Aliens now selling larger-sized bras in Hollywood or did I dream that news article?
 
2012-08-09 01:31:38 AM

mhd: Isn't Vasquez from Aliens now selling larger-sized bras in Hollywood or did I dream that news article?


holy cow, vasquez from aliens is the mom from terminator 2? how did i not notice that?
 
2012-08-09 01:40:47 AM

mhd: Isn't Vasquez from Aliens now selling larger-sized bras in Hollywood or did I dream that news article?




Nope... you're right. Does custom bras - was coming into the thread to say this.

Hmm... perhaps that last sentence was a poor choice of words.
 
2012-08-09 07:16:24 AM
cinepub.co.uk
 
2012-08-09 08:34:36 AM

John Buck 41: NNopebel4sucks: John Buck 41: I'd rather be grouchy (if that's what you call it) than dumb. Congratulations. You win the dumb contest.

BHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA so farkin weak. Just hobble away old man, it's gotta be past your bedtime.

Nope. Still up.

//dipshiat
///I must say I am gratified that you admitted you would rather be dumb than grouchy.


Congrats, you've managed to threadshiat a boob thread. Youre quite the misanthropic douche who is completely farking retarded when it comes to understanding how bras are sized. Thanks farking this up with your special brand of unrepentant stupidity.
 
2012-08-09 08:52:37 AM

Bender The Offender: John Buck 41: NNopebel4sucks: John Buck 41: I'd rather be grouchy (if that's what you call it) than dumb. Congratulations. You win the dumb contest.

BHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA so farkin weak. Just hobble away old man, it's gotta be past your bedtime.

Nope. Still up.

//dipshiat
///I must say I am gratified that you admitted you would rather be dumb than grouchy.

Congrats, you've managed to threadshiat a boob thread. Youre quite the misanthropic douche who is completely farking retarded when it comes to understanding how bras are sized. Thanks farking this up with your special brand of unrepentant stupidity.


You'll get over it. Or not. Fark I care?
 
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