FTA: "The Colombian TV sensation concedes that the forces of gravity make bra-wearing an absolute necessity. 'It's not a pretty sight anymore,' says Vergara, 40."

Prove it.

MaxxLarge: FTA: "The Colombian TV sensation concedes that the forces of gravity make bra-wearing an absolute necessity. 'It's not a pretty sight anymore,' says Vergara, 40."

Prove it.

Preferably on all fours.

I volunteer to walk with her everywhere she goes, holding them up with my hands.

She needs to try Empreinte, Rigby & Peller or Fantasie. Freya and Agent Provocateur are also great.
/You're welcome.

That's why if they are that large they need to be fake. If not you end up tripping over them

I volunteer to hold them up for her if she's not getting the support she needs elsewhere.

Nonsense. She just needs a vigorous application of cocoa butter on a daily basis, followed by scientifically-proven motorboating therapy.

Now for another exciting chapter of the daily interwebby gameshow where where arm-chair Lotharios talk about they would rock a beautiful woman's world repeatedly, grab your buzzers contestants and brace yourself for existential and romantic angst because it's time for SHE SAYS SEXY SHIATE LIKE THIS BECAUSE IT GARNERS P.R. BUT SHE DOESN'T KNOW NOR CARE THAT YOU EXIST!

*cue little-known Herb Alpert and the Tijuana brass themesong "No You Can Not Taste The Honey (Masturbating into a Sock Again Blues)"

not a bookmark


/this thread has potential

brap: Now for another exciting chapter of the daily interwebby gameshow where where arm-chair Lotharios talk about they would rock a beautiful woman's world repeatedly, grab your buzzers contestants and brace yourself for existential and romantic angst because it's time for SHE SAYS SEXY SHIATE LIKE THIS BECAUSE IT GARNERS P.R. BUT SHE DOESN'T KNOW NOR CARE THAT YOU EXIST!


If she doesn't know I exist then why is she constantly sending me secret messages trough the TV, smartass?

Sybarite: brap: Now for another exciting chapter of the daily interwebby gameshow where where arm-chair Lotharios talk about they would rock a beautiful woman's world repeatedly, grab your buzzers contestants and brace yourself for existential and romantic angst because it's time for SHE SAYS SEXY SHIATE LIKE THIS BECAUSE IT GARNERS P.R. BUT SHE DOESN'T KNOW NOR CARE THAT YOU EXIST!


If she doesn't know I exist then why is she constantly sending me secret messages trough the TV, smartass?

Ahem, she's sending *me* the secret messages, pal.

Every time she comically mispronounces a word she's telling me "Come to California and wait outside the studio. Soon, I will find you there."

I hope she hurries, because holy shiat my Exxon credit card bill already gets delivered by Sikorsky Skyhook.

The implants breasts in question:



/ 15 posts in before a photo?
// Fark is majorly slipping

There is ... another.

tricycleracer: LectertheChef: The number in a bra size is measured below the boobies, around the chest. The letter is the boobies themselves. Smaller number, higher letter, always good.

That's why I find it hilarious when guys brag about their "44 DD" wife. Dude, you know she's just fat, right?

Nah, man, she just has a really wide back.

There are four big reasons to watch Modern Family.

dionysos: Wellon Dowd: There are four big reasons to watch Modern Family.

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Uhh, isn't she 14?

I'm not asking her out, I'm only fapping while looking at her picture.

FinFangFark: Wife has the same figure (yes, I know lucky, blah blah blah)

But at 34F, I am a bit worried when she gets to her 40s. Should I just start putting money away in a "saggy day" fund?

Yes.

Please...god yes.