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(NYPost)   If you can find Sofia Vergara a good bra size 32F, she'll be eternally that's a tremendous Tex Avery face you're making there but I just cleaned these floors   (nypost.com) divider line 116
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2012-08-08 11:53:31 AM
FTA: "The Colombian TV sensation concedes that the forces of gravity make bra-wearing an absolute necessity. 'It's not a pretty sight anymore,' says Vergara, 40."

Prove it.
 
2012-08-08 11:58:41 AM

MaxxLarge: FTA: "The Colombian TV sensation concedes that the forces of gravity make bra-wearing an absolute necessity. 'It's not a pretty sight anymore,' says Vergara, 40."

Prove it.


Preferably on all fours.
 
2012-08-08 12:13:26 PM
Joke from the 1970s.
Why did Dolly Parton buy a 280ZX?
It was the only size that would fit.
 
2012-08-08 12:26:42 PM
I volunteer to walk with her everywhere she goes, holding them up with my hands.
 
2012-08-08 12:41:19 PM
She needs to try Empreinte, Rigby & Peller or Fantasie. Freya and Agent Provocateur are also great.
/You're welcome.
 
2012-08-08 12:44:38 PM
That's why if they are that large they need to be fake. If not you end up tripping over them
 
2012-08-08 12:52:21 PM
I volunteer to hold them up for her if she's not getting the support she needs elsewhere.
 
2012-08-08 01:09:02 PM
The IBTC laughs at your pain
 
2012-08-08 01:13:53 PM
"...if you don't have a big ass, you're nothing".

We'll just have to take her word for it.
 
2012-08-08 01:14:44 PM
Nonsense. She just needs a vigorous application of cocoa butter on a daily basis, followed by scientifically-proven motorboating therapy.
 
2012-08-08 01:26:06 PM
Now for another exciting chapter of the daily interwebby gameshow where where arm-chair Lotharios talk about they would rock a beautiful woman's world repeatedly, grab your buzzers contestants and brace yourself for existential and romantic angst because it's time for SHE SAYS SEXY SHIATE LIKE THIS BECAUSE IT GARNERS P.R. BUT SHE DOESN'T KNOW NOR CARE THAT YOU EXIST!

*cue little-known Herb Alpert and the Tijuana brass themesong "No You Can Not Taste The Honey (Masturbating into a Sock Again Blues)"
 
2012-08-08 01:27:02 PM
not a bookmark


/this thread has potential
 
2012-08-08 01:56:59 PM

brap: Now for another exciting chapter of the daily interwebby gameshow where where arm-chair Lotharios talk about they would rock a beautiful woman's world repeatedly, grab your buzzers contestants and brace yourself for existential and romantic angst because it's time for SHE SAYS SEXY SHIATE LIKE THIS BECAUSE IT GARNERS P.R. BUT SHE DOESN'T KNOW NOR CARE THAT YOU EXIST!



If she doesn't know I exist then why is she constantly sending me secret messages trough the TV, smartass?
 
2012-08-08 02:06:20 PM

Sybarite: brap: Now for another exciting chapter of the daily interwebby gameshow where where arm-chair Lotharios talk about they would rock a beautiful woman's world repeatedly, grab your buzzers contestants and brace yourself for existential and romantic angst because it's time for SHE SAYS SEXY SHIATE LIKE THIS BECAUSE IT GARNERS P.R. BUT SHE DOESN'T KNOW NOR CARE THAT YOU EXIST!


If she doesn't know I exist then why is she constantly sending me secret messages trough the TV, smartass?


Ahem, she's sending *me* the secret messages, pal.

Every time she comically mispronounces a word she's telling me "Come to California and wait outside the studio. Soon, I will find you there."

I hope she hurries, because holy shiat my Exxon credit card bill already gets delivered by Sikorsky Skyhook.
 
2012-08-08 03:04:12 PM
The implants breasts in question:

www.christinaaguileraboobjob.com

/ 15 posts in before a photo?
// Fark is majorly slipping
 
2012-08-08 03:27:43 PM
"I don't mind when the boobs get smaller. I don't like when the ass gets smaller. In Latin America, if you don't have a big ass, you're nothing."


Move to Canada, preferably my house.
 
2012-08-08 03:28:14 PM
Wife has the same figure (yes, I know lucky, blah blah blah)

But at 34F, I am a bit worried when she gets to her 40s. Should I just start putting money away in a "saggy day" fund?
 
2012-08-08 03:29:50 PM
"I don't mind when the boobs get smaller. I don't like when the ass gets smaller. In Latin America, if you don't have a big ass, you're nothing."

i172.photobucket.com
 
2012-08-08 03:30:40 PM

FinFangFark: Wife has the same figure (yes, I know lucky, blah blah blah)

But at 34F, I am a bit worried when she gets to her 40s. Should I just start putting money away in a "saggy day" fund?


Well we need pictures for uhhhhhhhh research ....or something like that. I do tease my roomate about hr tripping over her boobs one day. Such a sensitive guy I am.
 
2012-08-08 03:32:19 PM
www.all-photos.net

I'm trying to figure out how she is only a 32.
 
2012-08-08 03:32:27 PM
Bookmark? Como no!
 
2012-08-08 03:33:04 PM
There is ... another.

i.imgur.com
 
2012-08-08 03:36:35 PM
Just one trip to Las Vegas should do it for her.
 
2012-08-08 03:37:18 PM
Seems like a good time to revisit this (NSFW but definitely worth the click)
 
2012-08-08 03:46:23 PM

CigaretteSmokingMan: [www.all-photos.net image 474x634]

I'm trying to figure out how she is only a 32.


article says she is 40. What I can't believe is that they are natural. In Four Brothers, 2005, while incredibly hot, she did not look that big. We are talking a Barry Bondsesque physical change.
 
2012-08-08 03:47:09 PM

CigaretteSmokingMan: [www.all-photos.net image 474x634]

I'm trying to figure out how she is only a 32.


The number in a bra size is measured below the boobies, around the chest. The letter is the boobies themselves. Smaller number, higher letter, always good.
 
2012-08-08 03:47:53 PM

TrainingWheelsNeeded: CigaretteSmokingMan: [www.all-photos.net image 474x634]

I'm trying to figure out how she is only a 32.

article says she is 40. What I can't believe is that they are natural. In Four Brothers, 2005, while incredibly hot, she did not look that big. We are talking a Barry Bondsesque physical change.


just saw some screenshots from Four Brothers, o.k., it is possible, she was stacked. I was working off memory, apparently it needs to be refreshed. In bunk until further notice
 
2012-08-08 03:49:02 PM

LectertheChef: CigaretteSmokingMan: [www.all-photos.net image 474x634]

I'm trying to figure out how she is only a 32.

The number in a bra size is measured below the boobies, around the chest. The letter is the boobies themselves. Smaller number, higher letter, always good.


this...if you're a lover of big jugs...the bigger the letter, smaller the number. if a girl is a 42C, she might have a gut that hangs out farther than her tits.
 
2012-08-08 03:50:56 PM

CigaretteSmokingMan: [www.all-photos.net image 474x634]

I'm trying to figure out how she is only a 32.


size 32, got it. it's late, I'm ready to go home. for the trouble

i1223.photobucket.com
 
2012-08-08 03:52:41 PM
This is why 'C' is the perfect size.

But great googly moogly she is hot for 40.
 
2012-08-08 03:52:43 PM

LectertheChef: CigaretteSmokingMan: [www.all-photos.net image 474x634]

I'm trying to figure out how she is only a 32.

The number in a bra size is measured below the boobies, around the chest. The letter is the boobies themselves. Smaller number, higher letter, always good.


Thank you.

i172.photobucket.com
 
2012-08-08 03:53:29 PM

phimuskapsi: This is why 'C' is the perfect size.

But great googly moogly she is hot for 40.


C is perfect...if she measures at a 29/30.

:)
 
2012-08-08 03:53:31 PM

groppet: Well we need pictures for uhhhhhhhh research ....or something like that. I do tease my roomate about hr tripping over her boobs one day. Such a sensitive guy I am.


Your comment also applies to your roommate. Pics or GTFO.
 
2012-08-08 03:59:55 PM

LectertheChef: The number in a bra size is measured below the boobies, around the chest. The letter is the boobies themselves. Smaller number, higher letter, always good.


That's why I find it hilarious when guys brag about their "44 DD" wife. Dude, you know she's just fat, right?
 
2012-08-08 04:01:04 PM

tricycleracer: LectertheChef: The number in a bra size is measured below the boobies, around the chest. The letter is the boobies themselves. Smaller number, higher letter, always good.

That's why I find it hilarious when guys brag about their "44 DD" wife. Dude, you know she's just fat, right?


Nah, man, she just has a really wide back.
 
2012-08-08 04:10:26 PM

Wellon Dowd: tricycleracer: LectertheChef: The number in a bra size is measured below the boobies, around the chest. The letter is the boobies themselves. Smaller number, higher letter, always good.

That's why I find it hilarious when guys brag about their "44 DD" wife. Dude, you know she's just fat, right?

Nah, man, she just has a really wide back.


Hahahahahaha. There is now soda all over my desk.

One of my coworkers is a hugely busty 38H. Yes...H.
 
2012-08-08 04:12:42 PM
There are four big reasons to watch Modern Family.

i.imgur.com
 
2012-08-08 04:13:55 PM

phimuskapsi: One of my coworkers is a hugely busty 38H. Yes...H.


when I met the wife, she was a 32F, now she's a 34H. I remember when we were dating, my roommate found a bra of hers in my room.

"Dear lord, how is that even possible?"

"latin genes..."

But the key is making sure you keep those latin genes in a good fitness regimine. If not, those lovely 34Gs and cute little booty can become wide mom jeans and 42JJs before you know it.

/Yoga and pilates my fellow guys...it's pricey but worth sending your ladies to classes
 
2012-08-08 04:19:02 PM

Wellon Dowd: There are four big reasons to watch Modern Family.

[i.imgur.com image 683x1024]


Uhh, isn't she 14?
 
2012-08-08 04:21:02 PM

dionysos: Wellon Dowd: There are four big reasons to watch Modern Family.

[i.imgur.com image 683x1024]

Uhh, isn't she 14?


Yep.

I do not find her attractive and will not till age 16.

/age of consent in Minnesota!
 
2012-08-08 04:22:43 PM

Wellon Dowd: tricycleracer: LectertheChef: The number in a bra size is measured below the boobies, around the chest. The letter is the boobies themselves. Smaller number, higher letter, always good.

That's why I find it hilarious when guys brag about their "44 DD" wife. Dude, you know she's just fat, right?

Nah, man, she just has a really wide back.


Widest back you've ever come across?
 
2012-08-08 04:23:34 PM
"In Latin America, if you don't have a big ass, you're nothing."


I'll be right back. Gotta go put my wife on a flight to Caracas. They're gonna LOVE her!
 
2012-08-08 04:25:00 PM

Angry Buddha: Wellon Dowd: tricycleracer: LectertheChef: The number in a bra size is measured below the boobies, around the chest. The letter is the boobies themselves. Smaller number, higher letter, always good.

That's why I find it hilarious when guys brag about their "44 DD" wife. Dude, you know she's just fat, right?

Nah, man, she just has a really wide back.

Widest back you've ever come across?


Front may be a 44DD, but the back is a 48JJJ AM I RIGHT! I'm sure he's happy to have the choices on which side to TF that night.
media.peopleofwalmart.com
 
2012-08-08 04:26:42 PM

Snapper Carr: Seems like a good time to revisit this (NSFW but definitely worth the click)


i1126.photobucket.com
 
2012-08-08 04:28:11 PM

Timmy the Tumor: I volunteer to walk with her everywhere she goes, holding them up with my hands.


Are you sure you could reach from the back of a volunteer line that long? Good luck!
 
2012-08-08 04:31:31 PM
she's 40 years old.

not size 40.

jeez people
 
2012-08-08 04:33:42 PM

dionysos: Wellon Dowd: There are four big reasons to watch Modern Family.

[i.imgur.com image 683x1024]

Uhh, isn't she 14?


Boobs don't need no stinking I.D.
 
2012-08-08 04:39:11 PM

dionysos: Wellon Dowd: There are four big reasons to watch Modern Family.

[i.imgur.com image 683x1024]

Uhh, isn't she 14?


I'm not asking her out, I'm only fapping while looking at her picture.
 
2012-08-08 04:53:50 PM
From what I can tell, she is nowhere near an F. Not even a DD. More like a full C, pushing into a D.
 
2012-08-08 05:03:03 PM

FinFangFark: Wife has the same figure (yes, I know lucky, blah blah blah)

But at 34F, I am a bit worried when she gets to her 40s. Should I just start putting money away in a "saggy day" fund?


Yes.

Please...god yes.
 
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