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2012-08-08 05:36:36 PM  
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varmitydog: Here's a broad hint to the Russian government: It will not be an international incident if you throw her in the gulag.
Americans will not care---in fact they will probably cheer you for it. So shave her head, put her in manacles and leg irons and ship her sorry ass to Siberia.
She will pay large sums of money to you to buy her freedom.


Scene: The Oval Office
phone rings
Obama: This is the President
Putin: We have Madonna and are holding her in prison.
Obama: Thanks.
Putin: uhhhhhh?
Obama: No, seriously: shut that biatch up.
Putin: errrrrr
Obama: You're doing us a favor. Listen dude: I'll send you a few cases of Jack Daniels if you keep her there through the winter.
Putin: Deal.
2012-08-08 01:22:10 PM  
3 votes:
Here's a broad hint to the Russian government: It will not be an international incident if you throw her in the gulag.
Americans will not care---in fact they will probably cheer you for it. So shave her head, put her in manacles and leg irons and ship her sorry ass to Siberia.
She will pay large sums of money to you to buy her freedom.
2012-08-08 02:28:56 PM  
2 votes:

Gunny Highway: What about music?


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2012-08-08 06:49:48 PM  
1 votes:
Pussy Riot would be a great name for a ... uh
2012-08-08 05:10:09 PM  
1 votes:
She's looking like a gargoyle lately.

There, I said it.
2012-08-08 04:44:15 PM  
1 votes:

improvius: Karac: But Lourdes is a teenager now, and she'll be embarassed enough by you just because you're a parent. Her boyfriend has probably already seen videos of you naked and deepthroating a beer bottle, you don't need to add to it anymore.

Hey, as long as he hasn't seen Shanghai Surprise 99% of her filmography,nobody should be complaining.


FTFY
2012-08-08 03:18:57 PM  
1 votes:

Karac: But Lourdes is a teenager now, and she'll be embarassed enough by you just because you're a parent.


I'm pretty sure Lourdes is no longer surprised by anything her mother could possibly do.
2012-08-08 02:47:55 PM  
1 votes:
Your religious and political view are one thing Madonna, but ....

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... I'm pretty sure your kids would really appreciate it if Mommy stopped dancing around in her underwear in front of an audience. Don't get me wrong - you're in great shape for your age; hell, for a woman half your age. But Lourdes is a teenager now, and she'll be embarassed enough by you just because you're a parent. Her boyfriend has probably already seen videos of you naked and deepthroating a beer bottle, you don't need to add to it anymore.
2012-08-08 02:30:31 PM  
1 votes:
i1079.photobucket.com
2012-08-08 01:27:38 PM  
1 votes:
Madonna clamouring for free pussy. What a riot.
2012-08-08 12:21:53 PM  
1 votes:
"I mean no disrespect to the church or government"

Uh-huh.

www.gossipcop.com

cdn.belfasttelegraph.co.uk

2.bp.blogspot.com

Pull the other one.
 
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