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(Starpulse)   Madonna: "I mean no disrespect to the church or government"   ( divider line
    More: Unlikely, Punk, Moscow, Russians, protest songs, Material Girl, tributes, string trio, concerts  
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1968 clicks; posted to Entertainment » on 08 Aug 2012 at 12:36 PM (5 years ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook   more»

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2012-08-08 08:32:08 PM  
2 votes:
I thought Madonna's career was basically built on disrespect to the church and/or government. Has that changed at some point over the decades?
2012-08-08 07:44:30 PM  
2 votes:
Who cares WHAT she says or thinks?
2012-08-08 02:47:55 PM  
2 votes:
Your religious and political view are one thing Madonna, but ....

... I'm pretty sure your kids would really appreciate it if Mommy stopped dancing around in her underwear in front of an audience. Don't get me wrong - you're in great shape for your age; hell, for a woman half your age. But Lourdes is a teenager now, and she'll be embarassed enough by you just because you're a parent. Her boyfriend has probably already seen videos of you naked and deepthroating a beer bottle, you don't need to add to it anymore.
2012-08-08 12:47:16 PM  
2 votes:
Then what good are you as an artist?
2012-08-08 12:21:53 PM  
2 votes:
"I mean no disrespect to the church or government"


Pull the other one.
2012-08-08 05:36:36 PM  
1 vote:

varmitydog: Here's a broad hint to the Russian government: It will not be an international incident if you throw her in the gulag.
Americans will not care---in fact they will probably cheer you for it. So shave her head, put her in manacles and leg irons and ship her sorry ass to Siberia.
She will pay large sums of money to you to buy her freedom.

Scene: The Oval Office
phone rings
Obama: This is the President
Putin: We have Madonna and are holding her in prison.
Obama: Thanks.
Putin: uhhhhhh?
Obama: No, seriously: shut that biatch up.
Putin: errrrrr
Obama: You're doing us a favor. Listen dude: I'll send you a few cases of Jack Daniels if you keep her there through the winter.
Putin: Deal.
2012-08-08 02:28:56 PM  
1 vote:

Gunny Highway: What about music?
2012-08-08 02:07:52 PM  
1 vote:

ParadisePornoTheater: "Look at me! I love jumping on bandwagons!"

*Nodding* Hardly uncharacteristic of the Material Provocateur.
2012-08-08 12:57:44 PM  
1 vote:

Gunny Highway: What about music?

2012-08-08 12:30:10 PM  
1 vote:
What about music?
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