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(Metro US)   What if all sport were photographed like beach volleyball?   (metro.us) divider line 36
    More: Amusing, beach volleyball, Jeffrey Lurie, Olympic sports, volleyball, beaches  
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2012-08-08 12:45:37 PM  
I am interested in sport. Bleep bloop bleep
 
2012-08-08 12:46:10 PM  
me no likee
 
2012-08-08 01:12:04 PM  
I larfed. And then I had a moment of total clarity where I felt like a horrible objectifying pig.

And then I went back to looking at the volleyball booties.
 
2012-08-08 01:12:46 PM  
If you're into dudes, you'll dig it.
 
2012-08-08 02:50:20 PM  
I was hoping for close up shots of equestrian dressage.

/Not the riders
//Don't judge me
 
2012-08-08 02:53:44 PM  
This just in: fit people are sexy.
 
2012-08-08 02:55:31 PM  

Jackson Herring: I am interested in sport. Bleep bloop bleep


I'd answer this post in more detail but I have to not even own a television in 26 minutes.
 
2012-08-08 02:56:03 PM  
Actually, that's pretty much how wrestling is always photographed.

But yeah, beach volleyball isn't an actual sport and only exists to have scantily-clad people dancing around in the sand for half an hour. Not exactly new there. Is their next revelation going to be that Dressage isn't actually a sport, just a way for rich assholes to show off their expensive toys?
 
2012-08-08 02:56:43 PM  
Article writer was clearly gay.

NTTATWWT
 
2012-08-08 02:56:57 PM  
Again?
 
2012-08-08 02:57:12 PM  
As long as it is women's gymnastics, I'm totally cool with it.
 
2012-08-08 02:59:43 PM  
Notice they skipped the female gymnasts. Wonder why?

Also, where are the skeet shooters?!
 
2012-08-08 02:59:46 PM  
Sounds fine
 
2012-08-08 03:00:30 PM  

bluecrabscribe: As long as it is women's gymnastics, I'm totally cool with it.


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2012-08-08 03:01:44 PM  
Sort of like Morris Day auditioning dancers in "Purple Rain," right?
 
2012-08-08 03:02:26 PM  

Rindred: Sort of like Morris Day auditioning dancers in "Purple Rain," right?


I want to see some asses wigglin', I want some perfection!
 
Zel [TotalFark]
2012-08-08 03:02:26 PM  
I don't mind. In fact it's nice.
i48.tinypic.com
 
2012-08-08 03:02:43 PM  
Who gives a shiat about beach volleyball? Seems like a totally irrelevant sport. Are people really that interested in it? Or is it just the asses? I really don't get it. Give me real volleyball with a team any day or just about any other "sport"
 
2012-08-08 03:02:49 PM  
 
2012-08-08 03:03:43 PM  

brap: I larfed. And then I had a moment of total clarity where I felt like a horrible objectifying pig.

And then I went back to looking at the volleyball booties.

 
2012-08-08 03:04:21 PM  

wax_on: Who gives a shiat about beach volleyball? Seems like a totally irrelevant sport. Are people really that interested in it? Or is it just the asses? I really don't get it. Give me real volleyball with a team any day or just about any other "sport"


I'm not saying it's asses, but it's asses.

The ladies got ripped off on this one.
 
2012-08-08 03:06:46 PM  
U would think FTA that all other sports are male only....
 
2012-08-08 03:06:51 PM  
What if all backsides were as delectable as those of the olympic beach volleyball players?
 
2012-08-08 03:06:58 PM  

Jim_Callahan: ... just a way for rich assholes to show off their expensive toys?


I fail see the connection between personality traits and ones affluence.
 
2012-08-08 03:07:32 PM  
At first, I was like

media.metronews.topscms.com

But, then, I was like

3.bp.blogspot.com
 
2012-08-08 03:08:00 PM  
Hey, Nate Jones

This picture is "kind of gross"?
media.metronews.topscms.com

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2012-08-08 03:08:18 PM  
An how come the pairs synchronized swimmers all walk to the pool like Thing 1 and Thing 2?
 
2012-08-08 03:09:23 PM  
Nate Jones, YouKnowHowIKnowYoureGay.jpg.

Either that or White-Knighting the whole interwebs, which is a bit of a stretch; focus on a small group of ladies at a time.
 
2012-08-08 03:10:45 PM  
Okay,

1) I don't see what's gross about the woman's beach volleyball photos. Comeon "Nate", where's your mancard?

And 2) while the male photos aren't to my preference, what's good for the gander is good for the goose. More power to you ladies. Create more demand for these types of pictures and you'll see more of them.

Cheers!
 
2012-08-08 03:10:54 PM  
BWHAHAHA!!

From the comments
Bill Pickle - "Beach volleyball players are free to dress in less revealing clothing, and free to turn down the additionally lucrative revenue and increased popularity that comes with the skimpy clothes. You think the problem is that the general male audience objectifies these athletes, not so, the problem is that the general female audience don't objectify the men enough. You are free to look upon male athletes as you will, if a contingent of like-minded people grows large enough to impact revenue then male sporting garments will be adjusted to reflect your desires. You choose for yourself, let others do the same."
 
2012-08-08 03:13:06 PM  
Women's bodies are beautiful.
Men's bodies are utilitarian and ugly.
 
2012-08-08 03:16:41 PM  

bluecrabscribe: As long as it is women's gymnastics, I'm totally cool with it.


HaywoodJablonski: Notice they skipped the female gymnasts. Wonder why?

Also, where are the skeet shooters?!


You guys probably didn't watch any actual female gymnasts, or you might notice they're built like pit bulls and have the asses of 12 year old boys. Not exactly beach volleyball style sexiness.

Volleyball is a great way to separate boob men from ass men. I can't stand watching it or reading reports on it because I'm constantly having huge asses shoved in my face. Tennis, on the other hand, is quite appealing....

grfx.cstv.com

And that's even without the greatness that is Simona Halap.
 
2012-08-08 03:18:26 PM  
All I got out of this is that Liliana Fernandez has a nice bootay.
 
2012-08-08 03:21:02 PM  

Jim_Callahan: Actually, that's pretty much how wrestling is always photographed.

But yeah, beach volleyball isn't an actual sport

I'm guessing you've never actually played beach volleyball for real?

 
2012-08-08 03:25:11 PM  
What if every link was like every other link?

(seriously, though, isn't this a repeat, or am I suffering from lack of caffeine?)
 
2012-08-08 05:31:38 PM  

wax_on: Who gives a shiat about beach volleyball? Seems like a totally irrelevant sport. Are people really that interested in it? Or is it just the asses? I really don't get it. Give me real volleyball with a team any day or just about any other "sport"


To me beach volleyball is as relevant as regular volleyball. I don't give a rats ass about either one.

I will, however, watch women's beach volleyball like a hawk, for obvious reasons. Does it objectify women? Hell yeah, IMHO. But I got over my outrage somehow.
 
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