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(Slate)   Writer apparently unfamiliar with the concept of middle names asks, "Why do so many murderers have three names?"   (slate.com) divider line 83
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2012-08-08 09:45:00 AM
Actually, it's even more basic than that. The criminal system uses middle names to refer to all defendants. So rather than just writing "John Gacy" on his court file, it is written as "John Wayne Gacy." That's it. There is literally nothing else to it.
 
2012-08-08 11:26:51 AM
Wayne.
 
2012-08-08 11:54:36 AM

Rincewind53: Actually, it's even more basic than that. The criminal system uses middle names to refer to all defendants. So rather than just writing "John Gacy" on his court file, it is written as "John Wayne Gacy." That's it. There is literally nothing else to it.


So what you're saying is that people with three names are more prone to violence?
 
2012-08-08 12:18:38 PM

CapeFearCadaver: Wayne.


Yep. The Middle Name of Peace™.
 
2012-08-08 01:43:15 PM

Aarontology: Rincewind53: Actually, it's even more basic than that. The criminal system uses middle names to refer to all defendants. So rather than just writing "John Gacy" on his court file, it is written as "John Wayne Gacy." That's it. There is literally nothing else to it.

So what you're saying is that people with three names are more prone to violence?


And those with four names are prone to the ultra-violence.
 
2012-08-08 01:43:42 PM
Lee tends to be disproportionately represented though.
 
2012-08-08 01:44:25 PM
This is why I only go by one name - Swayze.
 
2012-08-08 01:45:10 PM
Are you Jimmy Ray?
 
2012-08-08 01:45:13 PM
Lee Boyd Malvo?
 
2012-08-08 01:45:24 PM
OW Simpson.
 
2012-08-08 01:45:44 PM
because they like to RAPE
 
2012-08-08 01:45:49 PM
I knew it. Many country singers are terrorists!
 
2012-08-08 01:46:08 PM
Oh my god I might be a murderer.
 
2012-08-08 01:46:15 PM
David Lee Roth
 
2012-08-08 01:46:35 PM
Women with hyphenated last names are way worse
 
2012-08-08 01:46:52 PM

Silly Jesus: Aarontology: Rincewind53: Actually, it's even more basic than that. The criminal system uses middle names to refer to all defendants. So rather than just writing "John Gacy" on his court file, it is written as "John Wayne Gacy." That's it. There is literally nothing else to it.

So what you're saying is that people with three names are more prone to violence?

And those with four names are prone to the ultra-violence.


Before or after drinking Moloko Vellocet?
 
2012-08-08 01:47:09 PM
Sheesh.
 
2012-08-08 01:47:17 PM
Barack Hussein Obama
 
2012-08-08 01:47:31 PM

bighairyguy: Lee tends to be disproportionately represented though.


www.onlineinvestingai.com
 
2012-08-08 01:47:45 PM
John David Stutts
thumbnails.hulu.com


TED KOPPEL: (voice-over)
John David Stutts spent his childhood here, in this modest home in Lima, Ohio. Everyone who knew him called him a loner, a quiet young man. Stutts attended Sunday school at the Mercy Seat Baptist Church.

MERCY SEAT BAPTIST CHURCH PASTOR:
He was a loner, and a quiet young man. He attended church, and Sunday school. I remember he was always very polite.

TED KOPPEL: (off camera)
Do you believe he killed Buckwheat?

MERCY SEAT BAPTIST CHURCH PASTOR: (without hesitation)
Oh, yes. Definitely. That's all he talked about.
 
2012-08-08 01:47:49 PM

Rincewind53: Actually, it's even more basic than that. The criminal system uses middle names to refer to all defendants. So rather than just writing "John Gacy" on his court file, it is written as "John Wayne Gacy." That's it. There is literally nothing else to it.


And plus, the media likes reporting the full name, so as not to risk any confusion with any one else. Lee is an extremely common first name, and Oswald is actually a pretty common surname. There's a bunch of Lee Oswalds on google search. I bet there's only ever been the one Lee Harvey Oswald, though.
 
2012-08-08 01:48:39 PM

Rincewind53: Actually, it's even more basic than that. The criminal system uses middle names to refer to all defendants. So rather than just writing "John Gacy" on his court file, it is written as "John Wayne Gacy." That's it. There is literally nothing else to it.


Over in one. Article rendered moo.

Like a cow's opinion.
 
2012-08-08 01:49:15 PM
what if your real name is Agent Smith
 
2012-08-08 01:49:43 PM
ask Brian Ross
 
2012-08-08 01:51:28 PM

Mr Guy: Rincewind53: Actually, it's even more basic than that. The criminal system uses middle names to refer to all defendants. So rather than just writing "John Gacy" on his court file, it is written as "John Wayne Gacy." That's it. There is literally nothing else to it.

And plus, the media likes reporting the full name, so as not to risk any confusion with any one else. Lee is an extremely common first name, and Oswald is actually a pretty common surname. There's a bunch of Lee Oswalds on google search. I bet there's only ever been the one Lee Harvey Oswald, though.


These
 
2012-08-08 01:52:23 PM

Mr Guy: Rincewind53: Actually, it's even more basic than that. The criminal system uses middle names to refer to all defendants. So rather than just writing "John Gacy" on his court file, it is written as "John Wayne Gacy." That's it. There is literally nothing else to it.

And plus, the media likes reporting the full name, so as not to risk any confusion with any one else. Lee is an extremely common first name, and Oswald is actually a pretty common surname. There's a bunch of Lee Oswalds on google search. I bet there's only ever been the one Lee Harvey Oswald, though.


You would be surprised. I was only aware of one other person who has my first and last names, until I didn't pass the bar...but another girl with the same first and last name (different middle name) passed, and I had to field all these congratulations from friends telling them I wasn't "Susan Elizabeth."
 
2012-08-08 01:55:58 PM

Aarontology: Rincewind53: Actually, it's even more basic than that. The criminal system uses middle names to refer to all defendants. So rather than just writing "John Gacy" on his court file, it is written as "John Wayne Gacy." That's it. There is literally nothing else to it.

So what you're saying is that people with three names are more prone to violence?


Jesus H. Christ!
 
2012-08-08 01:56:56 PM
the police and media report the entire name. its not the murderer insists to be called their full name. they probably just go by the same normal two name name everyone else does.

cue the dart player with the middle initial.
 
2012-08-08 01:57:27 PM
Sirhan Sirhan was a killer and he only had one name!
 
2012-08-08 01:58:27 PM
America. fark. Yeah.
 
2012-08-08 01:58:55 PM

danielscissorhands: Sirhan Sirhan was a killer and he only had one name!


But it was so nice they said it twice.
 
2012-08-08 01:59:16 PM

calbert: Barack Hussein Obama


Wrong.

It's Barack HUSSEIN Obama.

/sheesh
 
2012-08-08 02:00:50 PM
I'm looking at you, Boutros Boutros Ghali...
 
2012-08-08 02:01:04 PM

danielscissorhands: Sirhan Sirhan was a killer and he only had one name!


did he listen a *LOT of Duran Duran*?
 
2012-08-08 02:01:20 PM

Rincewind53: Actually, it's even more basic than that. The criminal system uses middle names to refer to all defendants. So rather than just writing "John Gacy" on his court file, it is written as "John Wayne Gacy." That's it. There is literally nothing else to it.


I get it. In becoming a defendant, a member of Project Mayhem receives a middle name. His name was.....
 
2012-08-08 02:01:21 PM
Dino M. Zaffina
 
2012-08-08 02:01:28 PM
Reginald, release the hounds.
 
2012-08-08 02:01:50 PM

Banned on the Run: Dino M. Zaffina


Thank you. I needed that.
 
2012-08-08 02:05:12 PM

Jon iz teh kewl: danielscissorhands: Sirhan Sirhan was a killer and he only had one name!

did he listen a *LOT of Duran Duran*?


Just that time he was in Walla Walla.
 
2012-08-08 02:09:50 PM

dryknife: Jon iz teh kewl: danielscissorhands: Sirhan Sirhan was a killer and he only had one name!

did he listen a *LOT of Duran Duran*?

Just that time he was in Walla Walla.


Then they transferred him to Sing Sing.
 
2012-08-08 02:11:17 PM
George W. Bush
Kermit The Frog
Tommy Lee Jones
Sarah Jessica Parker
Lisa Marie Presley
Mary Kate Olson
Stevie Ray Vaughn
Jim "The Anvil" Neidhart
 
2012-08-08 02:12:44 PM
Easy...

applying all 3 names of the standard American values "John Wilkes Booth" or "Lee Harvey Oswald" or "John Warnock Hinckley"


all have false flag theories too...

I highly doubt the recent shootings were random
 
2012-08-08 02:12:45 PM

Gyrfalcon: dryknife: Jon iz teh kewl: danielscissorhands: Sirhan Sirhan was a killer and he only had one name!

did he listen a *LOT of Duran Duran*?

Just that time he was in Walla Walla.

Then they transferred him to Sing Sing.


What do they do when they're there?
 
2012-08-08 02:14:07 PM

Jon iz teh kewl: danielscissorhands: Sirhan Sirhan was a killer and he only had one name!

did he listen a *LOT of Duran Duran*?


Yes, but his favorite song is It's My Life by Talk Talk.

And his favorite band is the Dead Kennedys.
 
2012-08-08 02:14:51 PM

Banned on the Run: Gyrfalcon: dryknife: Jon iz teh kewl: danielscissorhands: Sirhan Sirhan was a killer and he only had one name!

did he listen a *LOT of Duran Duran*?

Just that time he was in Walla Walla.

Then they transferred him to Sing Sing.

What do they do when they're there?


they rap rape

upload.wikimedia.org
 
2012-08-08 02:14:53 PM

danielscissorhands: So what you're saying is that people with three names are more prone to violence?
Jesus H. Christ!


Harold be thy name.

Watch out for David Alan Greer, David Alan Coe, Philip Seymour Hoffman, Jenifer Love Hewitt, Pamela [formerly Pamela Denise] Anderson, Philip Michael Thomas, Edward James Olmos, most of the cast of The Cosby Show, Jenifer Jason Leigh, David Hyde Pierce, Neil Patrick Harris, Mark-Paul Gosselaar, Billy Bob Thornton, et al.
 
2012-08-08 02:18:43 PM
If murders and such are your game
Consider your own middle name
Is your life all a hoax?
Are you called to kill folks?
That depends, is your middle name Wayne?

/apologies to MaxxLarge
 
2012-08-08 02:21:21 PM

CapeFearCadaver: Wayne.


Wayne WAYNE Wayne
 
2012-08-08 02:22:19 PM
How about Ed Gein?
 
2012-08-08 02:23:37 PM
Be on the look-out for Melissa Sue Anderson, Melissa Joan Hart, Soleil Moon Frye, Billy Dee Williams, John Wilkes Booth, Sarah Michelle Gellar, Sean William Scott, Mary Elizabeth Mastrantonio, Haley Joel Osment, Mary Louise Parker, James Earl Jones, Thomas Hayden Church, Anthony Michael Hall, Ming-Na Wen, Maria Conchita Alonso, Charles Nelson Reilly, Mary Tyler Moore, Lou Diamond Phillips, Anna Nicole Smith, and Courtney Thorne-Smith.
 
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