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(CNN)   Typhoon Haikui Strikes - East Coast of China Hit - Evacuate Now   ( divider line 11
    More: Scary, Typhoon Haikui, typhoons, maximum sustained winds  
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2012-08-08 09:38:29 AM  
4 votes:
I don't do haiku, it is way too difficult.

Maybe I should try.
2012-08-08 09:34:20 AM  
3 votes:
Five-seven-five, subby. Five-seven-five.
2012-08-08 09:43:33 AM  
2 votes:
China's east coast under seige?
2012-08-08 09:42:59 AM  
2 votes:
2012-08-08 09:37:55 AM  
2 votes:
You did it wrong!
2012-08-08 09:37:15 AM  
2 votes:
headline = so close!
2012-08-08 10:41:57 AM  
1 votes:


How do you pronounce Haikui? Is it three syllables or two? I don't know how to pronounce the word.
If it is three, (hi-koo-ee) then simply moving the word "strikes' to the second line makes it a perfect haiku.

'Hai' is pronounced like 'hi', and 'kui' like 'kway'. Two syllables.
2012-08-08 10:08:56 AM  
1 votes:

wax66: Subby, I am disappoint. All you had to add was an 'is'.

I believe I have
Covered this in my Boobies
You suck at reading
2012-08-08 09:47:02 AM  
1 votes:
this is how the end begins. a major storm goes through, and turns over some rocks or knocks down a bunch of trees. then either some fancy new plague gets unleashed, or godzilla pops out of the sea.
2012-08-08 09:36:45 AM  
1 votes:
The Great Winds approach
My food stand is made of twigs
Sweet and Sour mist
2012-08-08 09:33:48 AM  
1 votes:
+ 5/7/5 for the headline, would lol again.
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