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(CNN)   Typhoon Haikui Strikes - East Coast of China Hit - Evacuate Now   (m.cnn.com) divider line 81
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2012-08-08 09:33:48 AM  
+ 5/7/5 for the headline, would lol again.
 
2012-08-08 09:34:20 AM  
Five-seven-five, subby. Five-seven-five.
 
2012-08-08 09:35:43 AM  
I have a friend in Shanghai on business right now so I'm getting a kick from the weather report. Hope everyone is battened down!

Oh, and +1 for the headline, would recommend subby on Angie's List.
 
2012-08-08 09:36:45 AM  
The Great Winds approach
My food stand is made of twigs
Sweet and Sour mist
 
2012-08-08 09:37:14 AM  
A valiant effort, came up one syllable short in the middle. :)

Might I suggest "Eastern Seaboard of China Hit"?
 
2012-08-08 09:37:15 AM  
headline = so close!
 
2012-08-08 09:37:55 AM  
You did it wrong!
 
2012-08-08 09:38:29 AM  
I don't do haiku, it is way too difficult.

Maybe I should try.
 
2012-08-08 09:38:29 AM  

Fluorescent Testicle: Five-seven-five, subby. Five-seven-five.


Be kind to subby, there's a storm coming.

+5/7/5 for effort.
 
2012-08-08 09:39:15 AM  
There once was a man from Nantucket
who's... er... waitaminute
 
2012-08-08 09:39:18 AM  
Valiant effort. 8.7 from the Viking judge.
 
2012-08-08 09:39:31 AM  
i.imgur.com
 
2012-08-08 09:39:33 AM  

Comic Book Guy: A valiant effort, came up one syllable short in the middle. :)

Might I suggest "Eastern Seaboard of China Hit"?


umm, yeah, about that...
 
2012-08-08 09:40:08 AM  
I declare today
All posts must be poetic
It's Haiku Wednesday!
 
2012-08-08 09:40:36 AM  
My rammen are soaked.
The water is so high now.
Send a raft now, please.
 
2012-08-08 09:41:11 AM  

bungle_jr: Comic Book Guy: A valiant effort, came up one syllable short in the middle. :)

Might I suggest "Eastern Seaboard of China Hit"?

umm, yeah, about that...


It's better to have (a syllable) and not need than need and not have.
 
2012-08-08 09:42:29 AM  

Comic Book Guy: A valiant effort, came up one syllable short in the middle. :)

Might I suggest "Eastern Seaboard of China Hit"?


You might...

but we'd ridicule you for doing so.
 
2012-08-08 09:42:59 AM  
teachers.saschina.org
 
2012-08-08 09:43:33 AM  
China's east coast under seige?
 
2012-08-08 09:44:49 AM  
or would a simple "irony" tag do the trick?
 
2012-08-08 09:45:43 AM  

funzyr: bungle_jr: Comic Book Guy: A valiant effort, came up one syllable short in the middle. :)

Might I suggest "Eastern Seaboard of China Hit"?

umm, yeah, about that...

It's better to have (a syllable) and not need than need and not have.


an extra is not
better than an omission
but YOU made haiku
 
2012-08-08 09:46:25 AM  
When the typhoon strikes
No escaping on your bikes
Car envy is had
 
2012-08-08 09:47:02 AM  
this is how the end begins. a major storm goes through, and turns over some rocks or knocks down a bunch of trees. then either some fancy new plague gets unleashed, or godzilla pops out of the sea.
 
2012-08-08 09:47:43 AM  
China is one of those countries where people are so crammed together that everything is a major disaster.

Dinner plate dropped in China, thousands killed.

I wonder if mothers with female children try to get their kids into the storm?
 
2012-08-08 09:48:04 AM  

Comic Book Guy: A valiant effort, came up one syllable short in the middle. :)

Might I suggest "Eastern Seaboard of China Hit"?


That would imply that China has a Western Seaboard.

How come here in USA we have an Eastern Seaboard but no one ever refers to a Western Seaboard?
 
2012-08-08 09:49:17 AM  
My first greenlight and I farked it up. I knew it was 5/7/5, I just can't count. I went over it several times, as well. Dammit!
 
2012-08-08 09:49:30 AM  
Hurricane force winds, big landslides, are in their future.
 
2012-08-08 09:50:10 AM  

Phlogiston Verdigris: My first greenlight and I farked it up. I knew it was 5/7/5, I just can't count. I went over it several times, as well. Dammit!


did you do like the south park kids and count every syllable on your fingers?

that's what i do
 
2012-08-08 09:50:57 AM  

Phlogiston Verdigris: My first greenlight and I farked it up. I knew it was 5/7/5, I just can't count. I went over it several times, as well. Dammit!


Typhoon Haikui Strikes - East Coast of China *is* Hit - Evacuate Now
/ftfy
 
2012-08-08 09:54:47 AM  

bungle_jr: Phlogiston Verdigris: My first greenlight and I farked it up. I knew it was 5/7/5, I just can't count. I went over it several times, as well. Dammit!

did you do like the south park kids and count every syllable on your fingers?

that's what i do


I did. But for some reason I thought my thumb was seven. Stoopid, stoopid, stoopid.
 
2012-08-08 09:55:31 AM  

Phlogiston Verdigris: My first greenlight and I farked it up. I knew it was 5/7/5, I just can't count. I went over it several times, as well. Dammit!


LOL

My village is gone
My children sink to the deep
Subby Why Oh Why?
 
2012-08-08 09:55:42 AM  

p4p3rm4t3: Hurricane force winds, big landslides, are in their future.


if you are trying
to make a perfect haiku
you failed at it, pal
 
2012-08-08 09:55:42 AM  

p4p3rm4t3: Hurricane force winds, bigflooding followed by landslides, are in their future.


/5-potato-5
 
2012-08-08 09:55:48 AM  
wac.450f.edgecastcdn.net

AND

www.worldwrestlinginsanity.com

Sounds like a colossal connection of natural disasters.
 
2012-08-08 09:56:49 AM  

Phlogiston Verdigris: bungle_jr: Phlogiston Verdigris: My first greenlight and I farked it up. I knew it was 5/7/5, I just can't count. I went over it several times, as well. Dammit!

did you do like the south park kids and count every syllable on your fingers?

that's what i do

I did. But for some reason I thought my thumb was seven. Stoopid, stoopid, stoopid.


you need more coffee
you are not very awake
caffeine is in need
 
2012-08-08 09:57:31 AM  

p4p3rm4t3: p4p3rm4t3: Hurricane force winds, bigflooding followed by landslides, are in their future.

/5-potato-5


haikuuurrr
 
2012-08-08 09:58:20 AM  
Subby, I am disappoint. All you had to add was an 'is'.
 
2012-08-08 09:59:48 AM  

Phlogiston Verdigris: My first greenlight and I farked it up. I knew it was 5/7/5, I just can't count. I went over it several times, as well. Dammit!


Haiku bad, maybe?.
Or clever and you feel good.
No farks are given.
 
2012-08-08 10:03:05 AM  
Typhoon hits China
People clear out and try to
Stay Shanghai and dry
 
2012-08-08 10:03:23 AM  
Best headline of the week!
 
2012-08-08 10:04:27 AM  
img831.imageshack.us

Submitter did well,
Humor and Haiku to mix
I approve of this
 
2012-08-08 10:05:01 AM  
Ask no more your cat
go now here buffet four hours
I suck at haiku
 
2012-08-08 10:05:44 AM  
Wait, I thought a typhoon was just a really successful businessman?
 
2012-08-08 10:06:39 AM  

Lt. Cheese Weasel: Ask no more your cat
go now here buffet four hours
I suck at haiku


suck at it you do
but i shall grant you reprive
don't do it again
 
2012-08-08 10:07:29 AM  
Late summer weather
Heated water boils up storms
Here comes the science
 
2012-08-08 10:08:56 AM  

wax66: Subby, I am disappoint. All you had to add was an 'is'.


I believe I have
Covered this in my Boobies
You suck at reading
 
2012-08-08 10:10:00 AM  
Getting a kick when
Looting dog wants steak, moran.
The answer is "c".
 
2012-08-08 10:10:08 AM  

ChipNASA: wax66: Subby, I am disappoint. All you had to add was an 'is'.

I believe I have
Covered this in my Boobies
You suck at reading


Yes it still works with the filter and I was counting on that
 
2012-08-08 10:10:35 AM  
How is Haikui pronounced?

If it's three syllables, it should be:
Typhoon Haikui
Strikes east coast of China hit
Evacuate now

/makes no sensei
 
2012-08-08 10:13:32 AM  
Where's your God now? Oh yeah, opiate of the masses and everything. Never mind, carry on.

\not religious.
 
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