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2012-08-08 10:58:05 AM
Another day, another Romney lie.
 
2012-08-08 10:59:00 AM
It's surreal to see the Republicans complaining because the Democratic president is giving the states too many rights.
 
2012-08-08 10:59:09 AM
I think Clinton was coming to his own defense there. Romney's lies impact more people than just Obama.
 
2012-08-08 11:00:23 AM
Romney connected with this one, obviously.
 
2012-08-08 11:01:35 AM

Erix: It's surreal to see the Republicans complaining because the Democratic president is giving the states too many rights.


I still want to see Obama come out against duct-taping plastic bags over your own head.
 
2012-08-08 11:02:03 AM

Cletus C.: Romney connected with this one, obviously.


If by connected you mean making a blatant lowest-common denominator appeal based on racism, then yes, he did.
 
2012-08-08 11:02:38 AM

Erix: It's surreal to see the Republicans complaining because the Democratic president is giving the states too many rights.


You have to consider that Obama refuses to compromise with the GOP and - purely out of spite, at this point - remains black.
 
2012-08-08 11:05:00 AM

Lost Thought 00: Cletus C.: Romney connected with this one, obviously.

If by connected you mean making a blatant lowest-common denominator appeal based on racism, then yes, he did.


Not to mention that the waiver process was specifically requested by multiple Republican Governors including -- gasp! -- Romney.
 
2012-08-08 11:06:13 AM
For all of his failings, I think Bill Clinton actually genuinely cares about average people and wants to make their lives better.
 
2012-08-08 11:06:32 AM
 
2012-08-08 11:07:41 AM

Witty_Retort: In 2005, Romney Supported Waivers He Now Claims Will 'Undermine' Welfare Reform


9/11 changed everything
 
2012-08-08 11:08:27 AM

sprawl15: Another day, another Romney lie.


I have heard that the LDS explicitly permits lying in any direction except up the church hierarchy if it helps the church. This may help explain why Gov. Romney lies so often.
 
2012-08-08 11:08:28 AM
Go fark yourself, submitter.
 
2012-08-08 11:08:29 AM

Lost Thought 00: Cletus C.: Romney connected with this one, obviously.

If by connected you mean making a blatant lowest-common denominator appeal based on racism, then yes, he did.


It's the 2012 version of the 2008 mantra "they're running scared from Palin's truthiness".
 
2012-08-08 11:08:32 AM

PanicMan: For all of his failings, I think Bill Clinton actually genuinely cares about average people and wants to make their lives better.


img.photobucket.com

Unless you've got a tasty burger, then all bets are off.

/WARLORDS
 
2012-08-08 11:09:29 AM

Erix: It's surreal to see the Republicans complaining because the Democratic president is giving the states too many rights.


Because Obama. Why else?
 
2012-08-08 11:09:46 AM

Witty_Retort: In 2005, Romney Supported Waivers He Now Claims Will 'Undermine' Welfare Reform


Meh that was 7 years ago. You can't expect the man to stay consistent for 7 minutes.
 
2012-08-08 11:09:58 AM

Jackson Herring: Go fark yourself, submitter.


You're just mad that Clinton outperformed Rafalca.
 
2012-08-08 11:10:17 AM

sprawl15: Another day, another Romney lie.


And another lying Fark headline supporting Romney's lies.
 
2012-08-08 11:10:30 AM
From the sidebar.

i568.photobucket.com

I lol'd.
 
2012-08-08 11:11:07 AM

sprawl15: Jackson Herring: Go fark yourself, submitter.

You're just mad that Clinton outperformed Rafalca.


Please, you know I supported Konstantin Pavlych Loshadev.

i.imgur.com
 
2012-08-08 11:11:45 AM

MisterLoki: From the sidebar.

[i568.photobucket.com image 304x449]

I lol'd.


Oh, the question was: Are campaign ads becoming more deceptive?
 
2012-08-08 11:11:58 AM

Lost Thought 00: Cletus C.: Romney connected with this one, obviously.

If by connected you mean making a blatant lowest-common denominator appeal based on racism, then yes, he did.


No, I was thinking his campaign made a commercial that reinforces the image of Obama they're trying to portray. That is, him seeing government as a benevolent auntie. That sort of thing.
 
2012-08-08 11:12:13 AM

Witty_Retort: In 2005, Romney Supported Waivers He Now Claims Will 'Undermine' Welfare Reform

Unlike President Obama, Mitt Romney has a record of fighting to strengthen work requirements


It appears he has retroactively retracted that request.
 
2012-08-08 11:12:31 AM

MisterLoki: From the sidebar.

[i568.photobucket.com image 304x449]

I lol'd.


I don't think anyone who needs to know if a poll is scientific or not before voting would care either way.
 
2012-08-08 11:12:52 AM

Cletus C.: Romney connected with this one, obviously.


Well, it's obvious to someone. Obviously.
 
2012-08-08 11:13:19 AM

Jackson Herring: sprawl15: Another day, another Romney lie.

And another lying Fark headline supporting Romney's lies.


How now mad cow?
 
2012-08-08 11:15:25 AM

Fart_Machine: Witty_Retort: In 2005, Romney Supported Waivers He Now Claims Will 'Undermine' Welfare Reform

Meh that was 7 years ago. You can't expect the man to stay consistent for 7 minutes.


I would be surprised if the over under was greater than 7 seconds.
 
2012-08-08 11:15:34 AM

Witty_Retort: In 2005, Romney Supported Waivers He Now Claims Will 'Undermine' Welfare Reform


WHAT ROMNEY WAS FOR SOMETHING HE NOW SAYS HE IS TOTALLY AGAINST?!??!?!?

morristrust.com
 
2012-08-08 11:15:47 AM
I like the whole coming up with alternative ways to satisfying the work requirement - like drinking beer out on the front porch and holding up local convenience stores.
 
2012-08-08 11:16:01 AM

Jackson Herring: [i.imgur.com image 548x440]


i1094.photobucket.com
 
2012-08-08 11:16:19 AM
I just want to know if Eddie is okay.
 
2012-08-08 11:17:13 AM
Pirouette?
xenohistorian.faithweb.com
THIS guy knew how to pirouette!
 
2012-08-08 11:18:07 AM

Cletus C.: Lost Thought 00: Cletus C.: Romney connected with this one, obviously.

If by connected you mean making a blatant lowest-common denominator appeal based on racism, then yes, he did.

No, I was thinking his campaign made a commercial that reinforces the image of Obama they're trying to portray. That is, him seeing government as a benevolent auntie. That sort of thing.


Maybe. I never saw the ad itself. I was referring to the sentiments it is intended to stir up, such as

karnal: I like the whole coming up with alternative ways to satisfying the work requirement - like drinking beer out on the front porch and holding up local convenience stores.

 
2012-08-08 11:18:41 AM

karnal: I like the whole coming up with alternative ways to satisfying the work requirement - like drinking beer out on the front porch and holding up local convenience stores.


Because those are your two strongest skills?
 
2012-08-08 11:19:07 AM

sprawl15: You have to consider that Obama refuses to compromise with the GOP and - purely out of spite, at this point - remains black.


Apparently, so I'm told, he's only half-black. So he has compromised, but the GOP definition of 'compromise' (as usual) is that they want 100% whiteness or nothing.
 
2012-08-08 11:21:36 AM
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2012-08-08 11:22:37 AM

karnal: I like the whole coming up with alternative ways to satisfying the work requirement - like drinking beer out on the front porch and holding up local convenience stores.


Why did republican governors ask for that?
 
2012-08-08 11:28:26 AM

Wyalt Derp: sprawl15: You have to consider that Obama refuses to compromise with the GOP and - purely out of spite, at this point - remains black.

Apparently, so I'm told, he's only half-black. So he has compromised, but the GOP definition of 'compromise' (as usual) is that they want 100% whiteness or nothing.


Republicans are happy with 98% but anything that is bad is the democrats fault.
 
2012-08-08 11:29:30 AM

neversubmit: How now mad cow?


I am, in fact, mad. And all thinking sentient beings should be mad. Once again Romney is lying to the American public, and there will never be a public retraction or correction, and there will be no consequences.
 
2012-08-08 11:31:56 AM

Fluorescent Testicle: Erix: It's surreal to see the Republicans complaining because the Democratic president is giving the states too many rights.

I still want to see Obama come out against duct-taping plastic bags over your own head.


Tragedy struck this week as president Obama unveiled a plan to ban duct taping plastic bags over one's head. In acts of defiance all across our nation, millions of protesting freedom-loving tea party-Americans died from suffocation. But in the midst of all this sadness, economist are predicting that with our reduced population the unemployment rate will be effectively lowered to about 5.2 percent. Early deaths of scores of tea party senior citizens has also created surpluses in medicare and social security, saving both programs for future generations in ways that death panels could have only dreamed of. Scientist have also confirmed that the sudden demographic collapse has also drastically reduced America's carbon emissions, bringing us within the goals set by the Kyoto Protocol and averting global warming. The White House has announced that the smell and threat of disease posed by the rotting corpses of tea partiers will be dealt with swiftly thanks to a blanket amnesty to illegal aliens who will be digging all the ditches we need for proper disposal. More on this story as it develops...
 
2012-08-08 11:33:53 AM

Jackson Herring: neversubmit: How now mad cow?

I am, in fact, mad. And all thinking sentient beings should be mad. Once again Romney is lying to the American public, and there will never be a public retraction or correction, and there will be no consequences.


I am shocked I tells ya. Shocked. Link
 
2012-08-08 11:38:00 AM

kbronsito: Fluorescent Testicle: Erix: It's surreal to see the Republicans complaining because the Democratic president is giving the states too many rights.

I still want to see Obama come out against duct-taping plastic bags over your own head.

Tragedy struck this week as president Obama unveiled a plan to ban duct taping plastic bags over one's head. In acts of defiance all across our nation, millions of protesting freedom-loving tea party-Americans died from suffocation. But in the midst of all this sadness, economist are predicting that with our reduced population the unemployment rate will be effectively lowered to about 5.2 percent. Early deaths of scores of tea party senior citizens has also created surpluses in medicare and social security, saving both programs for future generations in ways that death panels could have only dreamed of. Scientist have also confirmed that the sudden demographic collapse has also drastically reduced America's carbon emissions, bringing us within the goals set by the Kyoto Protocol and averting global warming. The White House has announced that the smell and threat of disease posed by the rotting corpses of tea partiers will be dealt with swiftly thanks to a blanket amnesty to illegal aliens who will be digging all the ditches we need for proper disposal. More on this story as it develops...


hahaha

"YOU SEE THIS? "This bag is not a toy, keep away from children"?! I'M TIRED OF LIBRUHL REGULATIN TELLIN ME HOW TO RAISE MAH BABIES! Here Skeeter, take two bags. That's right, momma loves you. COME AT ME OBAMA! SECOND MENDMENTS"
 
2012-08-08 11:41:00 AM

HotWingConspiracy: karnal: I like the whole coming up with alternative ways to satisfying the work requirement - like drinking beer out on the front porch and holding up local convenience stores.

Why did republican governors ask for that?


playing to their constituency, also free meth for all.
 
2012-08-08 11:44:26 AM

Witty_Retort: In 2005, Romney Supported Waivers He Now Claims Will 'Undermine' Welfare Reform


Jesus Christ.

It's going to be a shock when someone actually discovers a position Romney has never done a complete 180 or 360 on.
 
2012-08-08 11:50:42 AM

MisterLoki: From the sidebar.

[i568.photobucket.com image 304x449]

I lol'd.


So everybody agrees we're being lied to, right? So we've got that going for us, which is nice.
 
2012-08-08 11:54:26 AM
HotWingConspiracy

karnal: I like the whole coming up with alternative ways to satisfying the work requirement - like drinking beer out on the front porch and holding up local convenience stores.

Why did republican governors ask for that?



Courting the welfare vote like everyone else?
 
2012-08-08 11:54:30 AM

Jackson Herring: neversubmit: How now mad cow?

I am, in fact, mad. And all thinking sentient beings should be mad. Once again Romney is lying to the American public, and there will never be a public retraction or correction, and there will be no consequences.


Well okay, however I was more focused on the how part of "And another lying Fark headline supporting Romney's lies" but that's okay.
 
2012-08-08 11:56:08 AM

impaler: Witty_Retort: In 2005, Romney Supported Waivers He Now Claims Will 'Undermine' Welfare Reform

Jesus Christ.

It's going to be a shock when someone actually discovers a position Romney has never done a complete 180 or 360 on.


Mitt Romney wants to be president. He never changed his mind about that.
 
2012-08-08 11:57:45 AM
Does Romney really want to anger Bill Clinton? If there's anyone who can motivate the democratic base, it's Bubba.
 
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