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		Another day at the Olympics. Another day of Lolo Jones discussing her virginity (dailymail.co.uk)		49
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skinink		2012-08-08 07:24:51 AM

Fantasy threesome #52: Lolo Jones and Rashida Jones.

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mikemoto		2012-08-08 07:27:45 AM

If there was one American athlete to root against it was Lolo Jones. Hopefully, she fades into oblivion now.

urban.derelict		2012-08-08 07:29:12 AM

I heard Romney's horse was in the Olympics.

/But enough about Ann Romney...

urban.derelict		2012-08-08 07:31:21 AM

skinink: Rashida Jones.

She did a Playboy 20Q/A iirc. Daughter of Quincy Jones, jazz musician? She's plays a character in The Office, I think? I like that show but i haven't seen it in a long time and when I did see it it was irregularly.

dittybopper		2012-08-08 07:32:39 AM

She's wearing a gorget? I thought those went out of style 200 years ago.

Pangit		2012-08-08 07:34:46 AM

I got a hurdle that she is more than welcome to fault on.

DjangoStonereaver		2012-08-08 07:42:41 AM

PENIS GOES WHERE?

puffy999		2012-08-08 07:44:30 AM

I would hit Rashida Jones like there's no tomorrow.

Lolo is great, as long as she doesn't make her race face... it's frightening.

puffy999		2012-08-08 07:45:56 AM

ManateeGag		2012-08-08 07:53:11 AM

I'd be glad to help her with that.

midpoint		2012-08-08 07:53:14 AM

And in 30 hours I'll be there. Still no athletics ticket yet though, tarnation.

FirstNationalBastard		2012-08-08 07:56:20 AM

Sounds like she just needs a good deep dicking.

Raider_dad		2012-08-08 07:56:50 AM

She's waiting for her perfect man to get married before having sex but chances are good that her perfect man may want to date and have sex but never get married.

mr_a		2012-08-08 08:07:14 AM

How about just STFU?

khhsdude		2012-08-08 08:13:00 AM

Thought she was getting with Tebow. Probably overshot the receiver again...

I_Love_Cheesecake		2012-08-08 08:14:43 AM

Remember: Rashida Jones likes FARK.

Kouvre		2012-08-08 08:17:15 AM

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emersonbiggins		2012-08-08 08:19:04 AM

mikemoto: If there was one American athlete to root against it was Lolo Jones. Hopefully, she fades into oblivion now.

More likely, she takes up the Christian lecture circuit and makes more in six months than I will make in twenty years.

Life is awesome that way. At least we won't be seeing her on a Wheaties box anytime soon.

I_Love_Cheesecake		2012-08-08 08:19:09 AM

Woke up to news that Canada has padded its bronze medal total (in canoe sprint). We're number three! (yet again)

ChrisDe		2012-08-08 08:22:28 AM

That's enough, Lolo Jones.

Vodka Zombie		2012-08-08 08:23:20 AM

I_Love_Cheesecake: Woke up to news that Canada has padded its bronze medal total (in canoe sprint). We're number three! (yet again)

How can Canada be #3 in canoe? I thought that was all you people did up there in the summer month.

ChrisDe		2012-08-08 08:35:24 AM

Vodka Zombie: I_Love_Cheesecake: Woke up to news that Canada has padded its bronze medal total (in canoe sprint). We're number three! (yet again)

How can Canada be #3 in canoe? I thought that was all you people did up there in the summer month.

That, and shovel snow.

picodenico		2012-08-08 08:39:40 AM

Well, maybe she should try it. There are many studies out there proving that orgasms in women provide an increase in pain threshold for a relatively short amount of time, produces chemicals in the body that allow them to relax more and also increase muscle performance to allow for higher physical activity. It's not unheard of within track circles to do this.

Serious Black		2012-08-08 08:41:52 AM

She'll probably find a super-hot Christian guy that she wants to bone, realize that she can't look like a hypocrite after publicly discussing her virginity, and marry him after three weeks of dating just to get some action.

moogrum		2012-08-08 08:48:31 AM

I am so goddamn sick of hearing about this *clicks anyway*

I_Love_Cheesecake		2012-08-08 08:49:15 AM

Heh, a Vietnamese female wrestler is about to tangle with a Canadian wrestler of Vietnamese extraction.

I_Love_Cheesecake		2012-08-08 08:51:02 AM

Mateorocks		2012-08-08 09:04:40 AM

Pretty obvious that being a virgin means you suck at sports.

/no AC Green pictures, please.

KingKauff		2012-08-08 09:04:50 AM

Maybe if she got laid, she'd actually win some races.

slayer199		2012-08-08 09:12:44 AM

Since she finished 4th, can she please now get laid so I don't have to hear about her virginity?

upndn		2012-08-08 09:13:19 AM

puffy999: I would hit Rashida Jones like there's no tomorrow.

Lolo is great, as long as she doesn't make her race face... it's frightening.

Turn the light off.

NeoCortex42		2012-08-08 09:27:52 AM

I just saw her on the Today show literally crying and saying "I'm not Anna Kournikova! I wish the media would stop calling me the Anna Kournikova of running! I have the American record! Wahhhh!"

IAmRight		2012-08-08 09:35:27 AM

I_Love_Cheesecake: Remember: Rashida Jones likes FARK.

Well, now I'd better start being on my best behavior. *slicks back hair*

midpoint		2012-08-08 09:46:00 AM

Handball looks a lot more interesting than basketball.

emersonbiggins		2012-08-08 09:51:49 AM

NeoCortex42: I just saw her on the Today show literally crying and saying "I'm not Anna Kournikova! I wish the media would stop calling me the Anna Kournikova of running! I have the American record! Wahhhh!"

Well, she's partially right - Anna looks like a woman.

IAmRight		2012-08-08 10:01:45 AM

midpoint: Handball looks a lot more interesting than ~~basketball~~ every other Olympic sport combined.

FTFY

propasaurus		2012-08-08 10:35:11 AM

My guess, she's just technically a virgin.

johnny queso		2012-08-08 10:54:40 AM

there is nothing admirable about being a virgin.

kingflower		2012-08-08 11:02:59 AM

Attention whore crying on public television.....I am shocked. Lots of butthurt in that interview.

EyeballKid		2012-08-08 11:13:15 AM

kingflower: Attention whore crying on public television.....I am shocked. Lots of butthurt in that interview.

Actually, I hear she's saving her clamoring for attention for the right time. And, if she has that celibacy only up front, she might in fact have lots of butthurt.

ZMugg		2012-08-08 12:52:51 PM

propasaurus: My guess, she's just technically a virgin.

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Mine too.

hammettman		2012-08-08 01:52:33 PM

Raider_dad: She's waiting for her perfect man to get married before having sex but chances are good that her perfect man may want to date and have sex but never get married.

But you forget, she's an Olympic athlete and capable of superhuman feats. She WILL find that perfect man. He will be, like her, a superChristian and like all the same things.

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Don the Plastic Shroud		2012-08-08 02:19:49 PM

propasaurus: My guess, she's just technically a virgin.

kingflower: Lots of butthurt in that interview.

I think you two are talking about the same thing...

Dumb-Ass-Monkey		2012-08-08 02:32:05 PM

I would love to be Lolo's first time

why?

because with no frame of reference, she would have no idea just how bad I am in bed.

Highroller48		2012-08-08 04:12:36 PM

Methinks she doth protest too much.

I'd bet a shiny nickel she's hiding a high-school indiscretion or two and now engaging in some wishful thinking to keep family/friends/ministers placated.

propasaurus		2012-08-08 10:00:14 PM

Don the Plastic Shroud: propasaurus: My guess, she's just technically a virgin.

kingflower: Lots of butthurt in that interview.

I think you two are talking about the same thing...

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GF named my left testicle thundercles		2012-08-10 04:19:39 AM

wait, i dont get it. why do we hate this chick?

im serious.

MoeSzyslak		2012-08-10 11:22:16 AM

GF named my left testicle thundercles: wait, i dont get it. why do we hate this chick?

im serious.

Because she's a fundie and that doesn't go over too well around here.