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(The Hollywood Reporter)   Reese Witherspoon to star in Katie Holmes biopic   (hollywoodreporter.com) divider line 31
    More: Strange, Reese Witherspoon, The Beard, Peter Chernin, romantic comedy, spec script, Adam Brody, Atom Egoyan, Matthew McConaughey  
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2012-08-08 06:32:54 AM  
This is a whole new level of odd.
 
2012-08-08 10:16:48 AM  
www.sembeo.com

/got nothin'
 
2012-08-08 10:23:52 AM  
But Reese is older than Katie. I don't understand!
 
2012-08-08 10:41:18 AM  
So they're making a full length feature film of this?
 
2012-08-08 10:43:31 AM  
FTA: While it might be tempting to see a story about Witherspoon growing facial hair...

Thanks for sharing your weird fetish, Borys Kit.

/your name is stupid.
 
2012-08-08 10:44:51 AM  
I think Katie Holmes is very attractive.

Reece Witherspoon has a face that challenges me to like it, but I always fail that test.
 
2012-08-08 10:50:11 AM  
img.photobucket.com

Can't wait.
 
2012-08-08 10:55:04 AM  
I thought Reese Witherspoon was a beard, what with that manufactured "romance" with Jake Gyllenhaal and now Robert Pattinson "taking refuge" at her house.
 
2012-08-08 11:02:55 AM  
Nice one,subby.
 
2012-08-08 11:07:21 AM  
That chin is sharp enough to open tins cans.
 
2012-08-08 11:11:09 AM  
Get ready for some adorably perky colonoscopy scenes!
 
2012-08-08 11:16:04 AM  
FTFA: "Her most recently romantic comedy was the action-filled This Means War with Tom Hardy and Chris Pine; the movie grossed $156 million worldwide."

That's just sad...
 
2012-08-08 11:16:23 AM  
She's got the chin for it.
 
2012-08-08 11:18:10 AM  
I bet this movie is going to be about a girl who turns a gay guy straight. Much butthurt will be had.
 
2012-08-08 11:18:17 AM  
The Beard? What The Chin was already in development?
 
2012-08-08 11:21:34 AM  
This is truly bizarre.
 
2012-08-08 11:28:46 AM  
Ok subbie, you got me.
/I laughed
 
2012-08-08 11:32:13 AM  

Kurmudgeon: Ok subbie, you got me.
/I laughed


Ditto'd.

/nice jorb.
 
2012-08-08 11:34:46 AM  

ranak: FTFA: "Her most recently romantic comedy was the action-filled This Means War with Tom Hardy and Chris Pine; the movie grossed $156 million worldwide."

That's just sad...


I saw it on tv while folding laundry. The acting was good, but a few key parts of the character building were weird.
 
2012-08-08 11:51:59 AM  
images.wikia.com
 
2012-08-08 12:07:10 PM  

mekkab: Kurmudgeon: Ok subbie, you got me.
/I laughed

Ditto'd.

/nice jorb.


I read the headline and I just didn't get it... Nice Job Subby??? WTF???

Then finally I clicked the link and...

adamgoodrich.com

now if you all will excuse me, Im going to masturbate to this picture. You know, just because she has it cumming.
 
2012-08-08 12:23:03 PM  
Nice. I hope it's a movie about a gay guy that's turned straight by a musical montage of a cute girl playing in a fountain. Romcom the gay away!
 
2012-08-08 12:40:35 PM  
30 Rock did it!
 
2012-08-08 01:05:09 PM  

strangeguitar: I think Katie Holmes is very attractive.

Reece Witherspoon has a face that challenges me to like it, but I always fail that test.


Funny, I feel the exact opposite, and I generally prefer brunettes.
 
2012-08-08 02:22:30 PM  

ranak: FTFA: "Her most recently romantic comedy was the action-filled This Means War with Tom Hardy and Chris Pine; the movie grossed $156 million worldwide."

That's just sad...


That movie was a decent enough one to watch on an airplane, but it's not worth the bandwidth that it takes to even pirate it. Though the biggest problem with the movie is that Reese Witherspoon had zero chemistry with either Tom Hardy or Chris Pine while they both had tons of chemistry with each other.
 
2012-08-08 03:11:34 PM  
First the PT Anderson Scientology drama, now this...
 
2012-08-08 05:20:42 PM  
I wanna fark the shiat out of Reese Witherspoon.
 
2012-08-08 08:40:30 PM  
every time i hear her name i'm reminded of a really corny joke...

"hey, did you hear about that actress who got stabbed in the face last night?"

"what? who was it?"

"reese something or other. i can't remember her last name."

"witherspoon?"

"no, with a knife."
 
2012-08-08 09:33:51 PM  

strangeguitar: I think Katie Holmes is very attractive.

Reece Witherspoon has a face that challenges me to like it, but I always fail that test.


you and me both. RW has a chin that you could cut carpet with. scary.
 
2012-08-09 02:41:18 AM  

IrateShadow: I bet this movie is going to be about a girl who turns a gay guy straight. Much butthurt will be had.


this happens like, never
 
2012-08-09 06:43:47 AM  
I'm assuming the movie is about a guy who pretends to be gay and persuades Reese to be his beard as a weird and wacky way of somehow getting into her pants.
 
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