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(Gawker)   Sex toy maker Trojan Vibrations will use hot dog carts in NYC on Wednesday to give away 10,000 other things you shouldn't put ketchup on (Possibly NSFW/article contains photo of sex toy)   (gawker.com) divider line 37
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2012-08-08 02:34:59 AM
who puts ketchup on their thins?
 
2012-08-08 02:37:29 AM
I don't know who would do such a thin but I thin it's their right!
 
2012-08-08 02:37:43 AM
Let's get WEIRD.

www.adweek.com
 
2012-08-08 02:40:36 AM
what are these thins? do I eat these thins? do I throw these thins away? so confused...
 
2012-08-08 02:42:00 AM
I thin therefore I am
 
2012-08-08 02:43:51 AM
And they are supposed to do this in New York? I guess New Yorkers are already used to see enough of those dildos.
 
2012-08-08 02:52:11 AM
farm9.staticflickr.com
"I'll do the thinnin' around here!"
 
2012-08-08 03:00:29 AM
poor old subby

he finds us a spiffy story about free sex toys and all we want to do is snark at a tiny typo

he's sitting in the corner going Sh*t sh*t sh*t!

yes we can see you
 
2012-08-08 03:00:51 AM
Love the thinner. Hate the thin.
 
2012-08-08 03:06:01 AM
Do you really want to put something up your hoo-ha that some guy who hasn't washed his hands in three years just sneezed on?
 
2012-08-08 03:06:23 AM
i.ytimg.com

APPROVES!
 
2012-08-08 03:14:36 AM
Fleshlight soon to employ taco trucks to distribute their products.
 
2012-08-08 03:23:55 AM

mjjt: poor old subby

he finds us a spiffy story about free sex toys and all we want to do is snark at a tiny typo

he's sitting in the corner going Sh*t sh*t sh*t!

yes we can see you


Subby already went to gawker. His soul is dead. Or very thin...
 
2012-08-08 03:23:56 AM
Thanks, but no thanks, I get to watch a Justin Beiber Tribute Band tommorow. That is all I need. And this pile of "Scouts Now" sent by my friend Everly Waitly.
 
2012-08-08 03:28:53 AM

fusillade762: Fleshlight soon to employ taco trucks to distribute their products.


My first thought:

www.rccrawler.com
 
2012-08-08 03:31:19 AM

SapperInTexas: Love the thinner. Hate the thin.


I prefer hate the thinner not the thin myself got it from JJJ
 
2012-08-08 03:35:48 AM
"Hey young lady, do you want a vibe!"
 
2012-08-08 03:59:12 AM
Do they hire security to keep the homeless away?

Well, SOMEBODY has to ask these practical questions. You're giving away items of commercial value in public. But standing in line next to a bum so you can each receive a vibrator kinda takes the magic out of it, doesn't it?
 
2012-08-08 04:18:18 AM
For a derived MSRP of $70 those things had better be pretty doggon effective...
 
2012-08-08 05:22:31 AM
Correct, subby!!!
Never ketchup - always mustard!
/sometimes relish
//and onions
 
2012-08-08 05:47:35 AM

Oznog: Do they hire security to keep the homeless away?

Well, SOMEBODY has to ask these practical questions. You're giving away items of commercial value in public. But standing in line next to a bum so you can each receive a vibrator kinda takes the magic out of it, doesn't it?


Why so you hate the homeless?
Are you too much of an elitist snob to realize that they need a good orgasm as well? It's not as if they have homes for booty calls ya know.
 
Skr
2012-08-08 06:31:28 AM
Well there is that old adage, "You get what you pay for." Heh though they kinda look like something someone would hook up to their iPad.

Also conspicuously absent is any mention if they would be handing them out to only females, and then, only those of age.
 
2012-08-08 06:50:37 AM

Skr: Well there is that old adage, "You get what you pay for." Heh though they kinda look like something someone would hook up to their iPad.

Also conspicuously absent is any mention if they would be handing them out to only females, and then, only those of age.


Is there an 'age' where masturbation is illegal?
 
2012-08-08 08:06:49 AM

gulogulo: Skr: Well there is that old adage, "You get what you pay for." Heh though they kinda look like something someone would hook up to their iPad.

Also conspicuously absent is any mention if they would be handing them out to only females, and then, only those of age.

Is there an 'age' where masturbation is illegal?


I don't believe so but handing out anything sexual material to minors is generally a no no. I say generally because there are exceptions for educational materials.
 
2012-08-08 08:51:58 AM
anyone know of the locations? i dont have facebook and im interested in seeing which ladies show up for some.
 
2012-08-08 09:31:12 AM
"Gimme one with the works"
 
2012-08-08 09:31:19 AM
"Oh, Looo-ceee! A thin you got som' splannin' to do!"

// "    "
 
2012-08-08 10:03:48 AM
That's cool and all, but god dammit I hate seeing their commercials.
 
2012-08-08 10:16:06 AM
This thread has potential.

But no, it has to be about "thins".
 
2012-08-08 10:33:54 AM
This thread is extremely partial to the thick 'uns, I see.

Enema Man: "Gimme one with the works"


+1
 
2012-08-08 10:34:50 AM
Also, what about catsup?
 
2012-08-08 10:59:52 AM
I guess they should run a new ad campaign: $3 of every purchase goes toward brightening the lives of those poor loveless New Yorkers' lives. Not yours, though, you still have to pay full price.
 
2012-08-08 11:45:53 AM

GeekTheMighty: For a derived MSRP of $70 those things had better be pretty doggon effective...


Putting them beyond the price point of a Hitachi Magic Wand (~$47) is a bold statement by Trojan.
 
2012-08-08 12:40:31 PM
on a random side note, for those who use NoScript it looks like all of the gawker sites fixed something to let you see their pages. it used to be a completely blank page with only the logo border but now it's showing pictures and text (no video) without having to enable a single script.

i mistakenly didnt see that it was a gawker link because i was blinded by 'SEX TOY' in print. mistakes can be nice sometimes.
 
2012-08-08 01:03:25 PM
Hey who's the jackass who fixed the funny typo?
 
2012-08-08 01:21:51 PM
yeah. of all the 'thin' jokes not one pic of Desi Arnez?

www.juanofwords.com


/suh-thin's no right here
 
2012-08-08 05:23:59 PM
ProdigalSigh: Let's get WEIRD.

[www.adweek.com image 652x367]


There's not even an H in that
 
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