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(Quad City Times)   Naked, high on meth, and covered in Crisco is no way to go through life, son   (qctimes.com) divider line 58
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2012-08-07 11:52:20 PM
The hell it isn't.
 
2012-08-07 11:54:03 PM
Goddamnit how many times do I need to reprioritize?
 
2012-08-08 12:03:12 AM
I used to know a girl named Crisco because she was fat in the can.
 
2012-08-08 12:07:00 AM
All joking aside, I think we all know she's concealing an alien superskeleton under that nifty retro suit.
 
2012-08-08 12:07:36 AM
Oops, wrong thread...
 
2012-08-08 12:11:34 AM
But it's a helluva start to the weekend.
 
2012-08-08 12:15:36 AM
i798.photobucket.com
 
2012-08-08 12:26:00 AM
NOW you tell me :(
 
2012-08-08 12:43:20 AM
How the hell did they catch him?
 
2012-08-08 02:18:11 AM
You don't get to judge me, subby!
 
2012-08-08 03:17:26 AM

Vodka Zombie: The hell it isn't.

MaudlinMutantMollusk: Goddamnit how many times do I need to reprioritize?

EatenTheSun: But it's a helluva start to the weekend.

Sgygus: NOW you tell me :(

Snarcoleptic_Hoosier: You don't get to judge me, subby!


:C

Sober and being beaten to the joke is no way to read Fark.
 
2012-08-08 03:28:12 AM
It will get you out of jury duty, though.
 
2012-08-08 03:32:08 AM

WhoIsWillo: How the hell did they catch him?

nakedthanks.com
 
2012-08-08 03:33:21 AM
cyber.law.harvard.edu
 
2012-08-08 03:35:24 AM

platedlizard: :C

Sober and being beaten to the joke is no way to read Fark.


I'll try anyway:

Obviously not. I'd always prefer high on weed, ketamine, and thunderbird (what's the word?) is the way to do it. Duh.
 
2012-08-08 03:36:20 AM
Crap. I should have gone with, "What's his login for $1000?"
 
2012-08-08 03:36:21 AM
biatch, please. Life is one big circuit party. Grab that tub of boy butter and get this party started!
 
2012-08-08 03:45:40 AM
farm1.static.flickr.com
 
2012-08-08 03:51:17 AM

davidphogan: platedlizard: :C

Sober and being beaten to the joke is no way to read Fark.

I'll try anyway:

Obviously not. I'd always prefer high on weed, ketamine, and thunderbird (what's the word?) is the way to do it. Duh.


A friend of mine was a vet tech who got jabbed with a needle full of Special K once while restraining a large dog. She said it was so awful that she can't imagine anyone taking it willingly. Thoughts?

/thunderbird also sounds nasty
//Fat Tire is where it's at
 
2012-08-08 04:00:47 AM

""He said he was looking for a place to party," VenHuizen added."


A can of Crisco, some meth, no pants...


img94.imageshack.us

 
2012-08-08 04:13:08 AM

platedlizard: Vodka Zombie: The hell it isn't.
MaudlinMutantMollusk: Goddamnit how many times do I need to reprioritize?
EatenTheSun: But it's a helluva start to the weekend.
Sgygus: NOW you tell me :(
Snarcoleptic_Hoosier: You don't get to judge me, subby!

:C

Sober and being beaten to the joke is no way to read Fark.


Alas.
 
2012-08-08 04:13:11 AM
You nev gon cache meee!!!!!!
 
2012-08-08 04:13:12 AM
Or as I call it, a quiet Friday.

/late to the party
//early to work
///double-time means GtM needs no sleep!
 
2012-08-08 04:17:28 AM

Vodka Zombie: The hell it isn't.


The Founders would have had no problem with this guy until he threatened someone else's liberty...

lh6.googleusercontent.com
 
2012-08-08 04:19:00 AM
Yes it is.

Don't Feck with me, subby.
 
2012-08-08 04:21:28 AM

urban.derelict: Vodka Zombie: The hell it isn't.

The Founders would have had no problem with this guy until he threatened someone else's liberty...

[lh6.googleusercontent.com image 413x330]


I'm not a fan of the US's drug policy, but you have to admit that the founding fathers didn't have to deal with anything even close to as bad as meth. Hell, even marijuana was a much more mild crop back then.
 
2012-08-08 04:22:50 AM

violentsalvation: [i798.photobucket.com image 148x76]


That LOOKS like me, but I don't remember doing that.

I'm sure I would remember...
 
2012-08-08 04:23:02 AM

GeekTheMighty: urban.derelict: Vodka Zombie: The hell it isn't.

The Founders would have had no problem with this guy until he threatened someone else's liberty...

[lh6.googleusercontent.com image 413x330]

I'm not a fan of the US's drug policy, but you have to admit that the founding fathers didn't have to deal with anything even close to as bad as meth. Hell, even marijuana was a much more mild crop back then.


Marijuana was mostly used for hemp, as in "rope". It was probably as smokable back then as a nice length of tarred twine.
 
2012-08-08 04:30:00 AM
It was a solo game of playing the greased pig.
 
2012-08-08 04:35:33 AM

Gyrfalcon: GeekTheMighty: urban.derelict: Vodka Zombie: The hell it isn't.

The Founders would have had no problem with this guy until he threatened someone else's liberty...

[lh6.googleusercontent.com image 413x330]

I'm not a fan of the US's drug policy, but you have to admit that the founding fathers didn't have to deal with anything even close to as bad as meth. Hell, even marijuana was a much more mild crop back then.

Marijuana was mostly used for hemp, as in "rope". It was probably as smokable back then as a nice length of tarred twine.


There are journal entries of Washington's where he discusses sexing his "hemp" crop (removing the male plants). The only reason to do that is to increase the THC content.
 
2012-08-08 04:49:24 AM

GWSuperfan: Gyrfalcon: GeekTheMighty: urban.derelict: Vodka Zombie: The hell it isn't.

The Founders would have had no problem with this guy until he threatened someone else's liberty...

[lh6.googleusercontent.com image 413x330]

I'm not a fan of the US's drug policy, but you have to admit that the founding fathers didn't have to deal with anything even close to as bad as meth. Hell, even marijuana was a much more mild crop back then.

Marijuana was mostly used for hemp, as in "rope". It was probably as smokable back then as a nice length of tarred twine.

There are journal entries of Washington's where he discusses sexing his "hemp" crop (removing the male plants). The only reason to do that is to increase the THC content.


No...it's to keep the female plants from budding. Budding plants are not as useful for fiber.

Not that you're wrong, but considering tobacco was MORE potent then than it is today, I doubt they had any need to smoke a cash crop that was more valuable for commercial use.
 
2012-08-08 04:57:42 AM
Unless you attend the USNA... then it's an annual event.

i.imgur.com
 
2012-08-08 05:00:48 AM

Cappalotti: Unless you attend the USNA... then it's an annual event.

[i.imgur.com image 450x600]


That's the gayest thing I've seen this week.

NTTAWWT...
 
2012-08-08 05:02:22 AM

farkingismybusiness: You nev gon cache meee!!!!!!


img141.imageshack.us
 
2012-08-08 05:19:18 AM
fta-Rock Island County prosecutors have charged Forber with possession of less than five grams of methamphetamine, a Class 3 Felony under Illinois law that carries a prison sentence of two to five years.

Forber also is charged with resisting a peace officer and possession of drug paraphernalia, both Class A misdemeanors that carry a jail sentence of up to one year.

A charge of lewd exposure was dismissed.

Forber was being held Tuesday night in the Rock Island County Jail on $40,000 bond.


Good god. That sounds pretty severe on the drug part of it. He should have raped a child instead, the sentence would be less.
 
2012-08-08 06:04:03 AM
I'm thinking the boy was up to no good.
 
2012-08-08 06:17:48 AM
party... down???

popdose.com
 
Skr
2012-08-08 06:18:30 AM
Use Coconut Oil instead of Crisco- you'll meet a much more amiable reception.
 
2012-08-08 06:28:54 AM

GeekTheMighty: I'm not a fan of the US's drug policy, but you have to admit that the founding fathers didn't have to deal with anything even close to as bad as meth. Hell, even marijuana was a much more mild crop back then.


If people weren't afraid to ask their neighbor (or their son's friends in high school) if they knew where to score some weed... they wouldn't be cooking up chemicals bought in the 'household cleaners' aisle of the food store or the 'cough/cold' aisle in their pharmacy.

/it's a war on minority habits to replace outlawed slave labor with prison labor -- to prop up the largest ponzi scheme on the planet: the US Federal Reserve -- master of the slow creep of inevitable inflation
//despite commanding untold billions from the Federal budget annually, you never hear what the CIA is up to until they're raping prostitutes in South America... what are we paying them for?
///oh right, controlling the global illegal drug market -- http://www.fromthewilderness.com/free/ciadrugs/factsheet.html
//check that author's credentials before you come crying back to me complaining how crazy i must be to claim the CIA is running the world's illegal drug supply
/save it; i don't care what you think
 
2012-08-08 06:32:09 AM
Naked, high on meth, and covered in Crisco is no way to go through life, son

Unless of course your are just trying to slide through life there subby
 
2012-08-08 06:35:36 AM
With apologies to subby..My Headline was better..It had deeper jokes and no cliche'

Walking through Rock Island naked and coated in Crisco isn't Normal
 
2012-08-08 07:27:50 AM
What goes on in the Boom-Boom Room should stay in the Boom-Boom Room.
 
2012-08-08 07:53:10 AM
So walking around wearing only crisco isn't illegal?
 
2012-08-08 08:08:58 AM

Mr. Shabooboo: With apologies to subby..My Headline was better..It had deeper jokes and no cliche'

Walking through Rock Island naked and coated in Crisco isn't Normal


Predictable, unimaginative and cliché is no way to get greenlit on Fark, son.

Oh, wait a minute. Yes it is.

/Actually I have less of a problem with the Dean Wormer trope than some of the others
//Such as "Since this is Fark . . . "
 
2012-08-08 08:11:20 AM

Mr. Shabooboo: With apologies to subby..My Headline was better..It had deeper jokes and no cliche'

Walking through Rock Island naked and coated in Crisco isn't Normal


blog.glsen.org
 
2012-08-08 08:30:16 AM
i.imgur.com

The "Meth" will probably turn out to be crushed bath salts. Being naked is a big clue... The synthetics cause the heart rate to ramp up to 185+, making the user feel unbearably warm, hence they often disrobe.
 
2012-08-08 08:50:44 AM
Never put Crisco on your dick. It's shortening.
 
2012-08-08 09:26:30 AM

LesserEvil: The "Meth" will probably turn out to be crushed bath salts. Being naked is a big clue... The synthetics cause the heart rate to ramp up to 185+, making the user feel unbearably warm, hence they often disrobe.


I think I kinda wanna try me some of them bath salts.
 
2012-08-08 09:37:59 AM

Ass Exploder: LesserEvil: The "Meth" will probably turn out to be crushed bath salts. Being naked is a big clue... The synthetics cause the heart rate to ramp up to 185+, making the user feel unbearably warm, hence they often disrobe.

I think I kinda wanna try me some of them bath salts.


You don't need bath salts to get naked, unless you also want to have the accompanying extreme psychosis and knock some IQ points off permanently. From what I've personally observed about bath salts and incense users, getting high is a minor side effect, compared to the other baggage that comes along with it.
 
2012-08-08 10:22:58 AM
Well if his intention was to smoke the meth, I'm kind of disappointed that he didn't try to do so while he was covered in Crisco...otherwise maybe he would have set his sorry ass self on fire too.
 
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