The hell it isn't.

Vodka Zombie: The hell it isn't.
MaudlinMutantMollusk: Goddamnit how many times do I need to reprioritize?
EatenTheSun: But it's a helluva start to the weekend.
Sgygus: NOW you tell me :(
Snarcoleptic_Hoosier: You don't get to judge me, subby!

:C

Sober and being beaten to the joke is no way to read Fark.

It will get you out of jury duty, though.

WhoIsWillo: How the hell did they catch him?

platedlizard: :C

Sober and being beaten to the joke is no way to read Fark.

I'll try anyway:

Obviously not. I'd always prefer high on weed, ketamine, and thunderbird (what's the word?) is the way to do it. Duh.

Crap. I should have gone with, "What's his login for $1000?"

biatch, please. Life is one big circuit party. Grab that tub of boy butter and get this party started!

davidphogan: platedlizard: :C

Sober and being beaten to the joke is no way to read Fark.

I'll try anyway:

Obviously not. I'd always prefer high on weed, ketamine, and thunderbird (what's the word?) is the way to do it. Duh.

A friend of mine was a vet tech who got jabbed with a needle full of Special K once while restraining a large dog. She said it was so awful that she can't imagine anyone taking it willingly. Thoughts?

/thunderbird also sounds nasty
//Fat Tire is where it's at

Or as I call it, a quiet Friday.

/late to the party
//early to work
///double-time means GtM needs no sleep!

Vodka Zombie: The hell it isn't.

The Founders would have had no problem with this guy until he threatened someone else's liberty...

Yes it is.

Don't Feck with me, subby.

urban.derelict: Vodka Zombie: The hell it isn't.

The Founders would have had no problem with this guy until he threatened someone else's liberty...

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I'm not a fan of the US's drug policy, but you have to admit that the founding fathers didn't have to deal with anything even close to as bad as meth. Hell, even marijuana was a much more mild crop back then.

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That LOOKS like me, but I don't remember doing that.

I'm sure I would remember...

It was a solo game of playing the greased pig.

Unless you attend the USNA... then it's an annual event.

I'm thinking the boy was up to no good.

party... down???

Use Coconut Oil instead of Crisco- you'll meet a much more amiable reception.

GeekTheMighty: I'm not a fan of the US's drug policy, but you have to admit that the founding fathers didn't have to deal with anything even close to as bad as meth. Hell, even marijuana was a much more mild crop back then.

If people weren't afraid to ask their neighbor (or their son's friends in high school) if they knew where to score some weed... they wouldn't be cooking up chemicals bought in the 'household cleaners' aisle of the food store or the 'cough/cold' aisle in their pharmacy.

/it's a war on minority habits to replace outlawed slave labor with prison labor -- to prop up the largest ponzi scheme on the planet: the US Federal Reserve -- master of the slow creep of inevitable inflation
//despite commanding untold billions from the Federal budget annually, you never hear what the CIA is up to until they're raping prostitutes in South America... what are we paying them for?
///oh right, controlling the global illegal drug market -- http://www.fromthewilderness.com/free/ciadrugs/factsheet.html
//check that author's credentials before you come crying back to me complaining how crazy i must be to claim the CIA is running the world's illegal drug supply
/save it; i don't care what you think

Naked, high on meth, and covered in Crisco is no way to go through life, son

Unless of course your are just trying to slide through life there subby

With apologies to subby..My Headline was better..It had deeper jokes and no cliche'

Walking through Rock Island naked and coated in Crisco isn't Normal

What goes on in the Boom-Boom Room should stay in the Boom-Boom Room.

Mr. Shabooboo: With apologies to subby..My Headline was better..It had deeper jokes and no cliche'

Walking through Rock Island naked and coated in Crisco isn't Normal

Predictable, unimaginative and cliché is no way to get greenlit on Fark, son.

Oh, wait a minute. Yes it is.

/Actually I have less of a problem with the Dean Wormer trope than some of the others
//Such as "Since this is Fark . . . "

Mr. Shabooboo: With apologies to subby..My Headline was better..It had deeper jokes and no cliche'

Walking through Rock Island naked and coated in C_risco isn't Normal

Never put Crisco on your dick. It's shortening.

LesserEvil: The "Meth" will probably turn out to be crushed bath salts. Being naked is a big clue... The synthetics cause the heart rate to ramp up to 185+, making the user feel unbearably warm, hence they often disrobe.

I think I kinda wanna try me some of them bath salts.

Well if his intention was to smoke the meth, I'm kind of disappointed that he didn't try to do so while he was covered in Crisco...otherwise maybe he would have set his sorry ass self on fire too.