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(Deadspin)   Gymnast Aly Raisman's parents were the breakout stars of these Olympics, much to the dismay of the guy who had to sit behind them (video)   (deadspin.com) divider line 38
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2012-08-08 12:10:19 AM
What about the person next to him that had hear him biatch about it?
 
2012-08-08 12:11:55 AM
Nice gams. The gymnast, not the guy. Although his could be fine as well.
 
2012-08-08 12:12:47 AM
But why would he attend the Olympics despite obviously never having attended a sporting event before in his life?
 
2012-08-08 12:39:40 AM
no worse than allen iverson's mom.
 
2012-08-08 02:39:10 AM
I wouldn't want to pay a couple of hundred bucks and have stare at the mom's ass when I was expecting the daughter's.
 
2012-08-08 03:09:07 AM

EvilEgg: I wouldn't want to pay a couple of hundred bucks and have stare at the mom's ass when I was expecting the daughter's.


I think the fact that these are her parents overrides this. They probably did not jump around thusly during the other competitors' portions.

/Romanian gymnast = fricken HOT. Yes, she's 24 and this is the end of her career. Retired at 24. Sucks?
 
2012-08-08 07:00:02 AM
He looks French.
 
2012-08-08 07:10:23 AM

The Muthaship: He looks French.


He looks like the "that guy" actor that played Tom cruise's convict brother in the firm and Eddie cocotte in eight men out.

But yeah, it'd be tough to sit behind him though. Awkward to say "excuse me, could you please sit down, I'm ogling your daughter's ass"
 
2012-08-08 07:14:05 AM

Debeo Summa Credo: The Muthaship: He looks French.

He looks like the "that guy" actor that played Tom cruise's convict brother in the firm and Eddie cocotte in eight men out.

But yeah, it'd be tough to sit behind him though. Awkward to say "excuse me, could you please sit down, I'm ogling your daughter's ass"


I meant the grumpy old guy, but you are dead on.

/grumpy old guy may be Romanian, too
 
2012-08-08 07:14:45 AM
They just interviewed her live from London on NBC10 and... she's 18, they made sure to drop that in the interview. "You're 18 years old you're an Olympic gold medalist..."

/jesus christ she's gorgeous
 
2012-08-08 07:19:35 AM

MadSkillz: I think the fact that these are her parents overrides this. They probably did not jump around thusly during the other competitors' portions.


The guy probably didn't know they were her parents. And outside of NBC/USA coverage, I bet no one knows about their animated antics. To that guy, they probably were just another pair of selfish "ugly" Americans. I thought it was pretty funny.
 
2012-08-08 07:22:03 AM
Ally Raisman's parents have nothing on Chad Le Clos's dad.
 
2012-08-08 07:30:58 AM

urban.derelict: They just interviewed her live from London on NBC10 and... she's 18, they made sure to drop that in the interview. "You're 18 years old you're an Olympic gold medalist..."

/jesus christ she's gorgeous


18 you say? well then...

cdn.everyjoe.com

/fap
 
2012-08-08 07:41:05 AM
www.usmagazine.com
 
2012-08-08 07:44:40 AM

abhorrent1: urban.derelict: They just interviewed her live from London on NBC10 and... she's 18, they made sure to drop that in the interview. "You're 18 years old you're an Olympic gold medalist..."

/jesus christ she's gorgeous

18 you say? well then...

[cdn.everyjoe.com image 450x539]

/fap


She has a dynamite butt, but google Catalina Ponor from Romania (she got the silver last night, Judges underscored her IMO). I think shes way hotter (and has better taste in music judging by her routine).
 
2012-08-08 07:51:39 AM
d.yimg.com

Way hotter? Nope. Would hit? Yes. Aly all the way for me though.
 
2012-08-08 07:52:25 AM
We noticed him too. On one hand it's sympathy for him, but on the other hand, I can totally understand jumping around like that if it's your daughter.
 
2012-08-08 07:59:14 AM

Sm3agol85: [d.yimg.com image 310x450]

Way hotter? Nope. Would hit? Yes. Aly all the way for me though.


Face off:

Catalina Ponor:

infinit8monkeys.com

Aly Raisman:

NO BIKINI PICS ONLINE

Though I was impressed with this one:

cdn2-b.examiner.com

Advantage: Ponor!

But, yeah, both of them are gorgeous and fit, so we all win here.
 
2012-08-08 08:02:42 AM

DjangoStonereaver: Sm3agol85: [d.yimg.com image 310x450]

Way hotter? Nope. Would hit? Yes. Aly all the way for me though.

Face off:

Catalina Ponor:

[infinit8monkeys.com image 445x340]

Aly Raisman:

NO BIKINI PICS ONLINE

Though I was impressed with this one:

[cdn2-b.examiner.com image 400x600]

Advantage: Ponor!

But, yeah, both of them are gorgeous and fit, so we all win here.


Indeed sir!
 
2012-08-08 08:31:17 AM

MadSkillz: EvilEgg: I wouldn't want to pay a couple of hundred bucks and have stare at the mom's ass when I was expecting the daughter's.

I think the fact that these are her parents overrides this. They probably did not jump around thusly during the other competitors' portions.

/Romanian gymnast = fricken HOT. Yes, she's 24 and this is the end of her career. Retired at 24. Sucks?


On the brightside seeing as how she's Romanian and most likely out of work you'll more than likely be able to see her banging foreign tourists for cash on tube sites in a couple of months.
 
2012-08-08 08:37:40 AM
i1247.photobucket.com


Not sure how to respond to this.....
 
2012-08-08 08:38:03 AM
Now if we can only get Boston's channel 7 to get off of her. Seriously, for the past month now they've done nothing but interview everyone in Needham who may have ever seen her in passing. Her, her family, her friends, just about everyone that goes to her gymnastics school, the people who gave her her earrings, random people on the street...all for 10 minutes a night, followed by a minute, maybe two of whomever they deem the "biggest" story of the day. It brings "over-saturation" to ludicrous levels.

\not that she doesn't have a cute butt, but they've shown me clearly that there's not much going on upstairs, along with having "gymnast voice"
 
2012-08-08 08:59:30 AM
Her parents were freaking annoying- living vicariously through your kid much?
 
2012-08-08 09:04:21 AM

Wicked Chinchilla: She has a dynamite butt, but google Catalina Ponor from Romania (she got the silver last night, Judges underscored her IMO). I think shes way hotter (and has better taste in music judging by her routine).


why do you hate america?
 
2012-08-08 09:08:42 AM

Bleck: Her parents were freaking annoying- living vicariously through your kid much?


Overbearing Jewish parents? You gotta be shiatting me!
 
2012-08-08 09:17:11 AM

Bleck: living vicariously through your kid much?


Welcome to gymnastics.
 
2012-08-08 09:33:34 AM

DjangoStonereaver: Sm3agol85: [d.yimg.com image 310x450]

Way hotter? Nope. Would hit? Yes. Aly all the way for me though.

Face off:

Catalina Ponor:

[infinit8monkeys.com image 445x340]

Aly Raisman:

NO BIKINI PICS ONLINE

Though I was impressed with this one:

[cdn2-b.examiner.com image 400x600]

Advantage: Ponor!

But, yeah, both of them are gorgeous and fit, so we all win here.


Sweet Jesus she is hot. I just cant get over the thickness of Raismans neck. Winner: Ponor.
 
2012-08-08 10:42:33 AM

Krowdaddy Chixdiggit: [i1247.photobucket.com image 510x700]


Not sure how to respond to this.....


Anyone else think she has the eyes of a sociopath?
I vote her most likely to someday go full Tonya Harding on a competitor.
 
2012-08-08 10:53:52 AM

aintsobad: Krowdaddy Chixdiggit: [i1247.photobucket.com image 510x700]


Not sure how to respond to this.....

Anyone else think she has the eyes of a sociopath?
I vote her most likely to someday go full Tonya Harding on a competitor.


I don't know, I think Aliya Mustafina might be able to give her a run for her money in the psycho eyes department.

grindtimesports.files.wordpress.com

And she's a mooslem so Raisman better watch her hava nagila playing back.
 
2012-08-08 10:54:21 AM
When I first saw those parents I went straight to Kristin Wiig and Jason Sudeikis as "Two A-Holes" from SNL.
 
2012-08-08 11:02:52 AM

MoeSzyslak: aintsobad: Krowdaddy Chixdiggit: [i1247.photobucket.com image 510x700]


Not sure how to respond to this.....

Anyone else think she has the eyes of a sociopath?
I vote her most likely to someday go full Tonya Harding on a competitor.

I don't know, I think Aliya Mustafina might be able to give her a run for her money in the psycho eyes department.

[grindtimesports.files.wordpress.com image 638x426]

And she's a mooslem so Raisman better watch her hava nagila playing back.


Yes, this girls clearly full of evil intent......wonderfully EVIL!
 
2012-08-08 11:14:47 AM

Krowdaddy Chixdiggit: MoeSzyslak: aintsobad: Krowdaddy Chixdiggit: [i1247.photobucket.com image 510x700]


Not sure how to respond to this.....

Anyone else think she has the eyes of a sociopath?
I vote her most likely to someday go full Tonya Harding on a competitor.

I don't know, I think Aliya Mustafina might be able to give her a run for her money in the psycho eyes department.

[grindtimesports.files.wordpress.com image 638x426]

And she's a mooslem so Raisman better watch her hava nagila playing back.

Yes, this girls clearly full of evil intent......wonderfully EVIL!


encrypted-tbn3.google.com
I MUST BREAK YOU
 
2012-08-08 11:54:24 AM

DjangoStonereaver: Sm3agol85: [d.yimg.com image 310x450]

Way hotter? Nope. Would hit? Yes. Aly all the way for me though.

Face off:

Catalina Ponor:

[infinit8monkeys.com image 445x340]

Aly Raisman:

NO BIKINI PICS ONLINE

Though I was impressed with this one:

[cdn2-b.examiner.com image 400x600]

Advantage: Ponor!

But, yeah, both of them are gorgeous and fit, so we all win here.


Doesn't the tie breaker go to the one whose name rhymes with 'boner'?
 
2012-08-08 11:55:48 AM

DjangoStonereaver: Face off:

Catalina Ponor:


CATALINA PONOR = CATALINA PORNO

That is all.
 
2012-08-08 01:03:27 PM

Duke Slater: Doesn't the tie breaker go to the one whose name rhymes with 'boner'?


I say they should engage in competitive rhythmic gymnastics because 'rhythimic gymnastics' sounds
like the best euphemism for sweaty girl on girl action.... like... ever.....

BRB.

Uzzah: DjangoStonereaver: Face off:

Catalina Ponor:

CATALINA PONOR = CATALINA PORNO

That is all.


CATALINA PONOR = CATALINA BONER

Amidoingitrite?
 
2012-08-08 03:38:47 PM

DjangoStonereaver: Duke Slater: Doesn't the tie breaker go to the one whose name rhymes with 'boner'?

I say they should engage in competitive rhythmic gymnastics because 'rhythimic gymnastics' sounds
like the best euphemism for sweaty girl on girl action.... like... ever.....

BRB.

Uzzah: DjangoStonereaver: Face off:

Catalina Ponor:

CATALINA PONOR = CATALINA PORNO

That is all.

CATALINA PONOR = CATALINA BONER

Amidoingitrite?


Aly got-a-Rais-out-of-your-manhood?
 
2012-08-08 04:34:47 PM

urban.derelict: ... she's 18,


Best and least-relevant-to-me news I've heard all day. I thank you.

/gawd I was feeling guilty while watching her...
 
2012-08-08 10:49:46 PM

Krowdaddy Chixdiggit: [i1247.photobucket.com image 510x700]


Not sure how to respond to this.....


I'd disappoint her, for sure. Her and Aly Raisman. Separately. Same time. Doesn't matter.
 
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