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2012-08-07 10:54:42 PM
Was expecting to laugh at her, but she doesn't attempt anything she can't pull off, she doesn't come off as uncoordinated, and generally keeps her dignity while still appearing to have a good time with folks dancing. I'm saying Hillary 1, Subby 0.
 
2012-08-07 11:24:06 PM
Yeah I was expecting to feel some surrogate embarrassment a la Elaine Benes, but she actually seemed pretty cool. Kinda gracious actually.

I too give her the win.
 
2012-08-08 12:05:13 AM
At least we now know what she does at 3 in the morning. And God help us all with THAT wake up call.
 
2012-08-08 12:07:44 AM
Jungle fever. Very hot.
 
2012-08-08 12:08:23 AM
I'm pretty sure she has an illegal alien under that suit she's wearing.
 
2012-08-08 12:20:50 AM

Barfmaker: Yeah I was expecting to feel some surrogate embarrassment a la Elaine Benes, but she actually seemed pretty cool.


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2012-08-08 01:23:40 AM
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2012-08-08 01:24:05 AM
Go, sister.

Better to have fun and ignore the haters than be a prisoner of your own fear of embarrassment.

//Plus, now I have a new euphemism. "Discuss boosting trade and economic ties between the two nations" ... Uh huh, THAT'S WHAT SHE SAID.
 
2012-08-08 01:26:23 AM
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2012-08-08 01:29:36 AM

Podmore: Was expecting to laugh at her, but she doesn't attempt anything she can't pull off, she doesn't come off as uncoordinated, and generally keeps her dignity while still appearing to have a good time with folks dancing. I'm saying Hillary 1, Subby 0.


It was uptight white chick dancing, but within those parameters it was above average.
 
2012-08-08 01:31:02 AM
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2012-08-08 01:31:29 AM
In lieu of anything the least bit noteworthy in the pantingly-linked desperate trolling failmission, let us now show our fellow citizens the dance of our people.

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2012-08-08 01:36:11 AM

Curse of the Goth Kids: Podmore: Was expecting to laugh at her, but she doesn't attempt anything she can't pull off, she doesn't come off as uncoordinated, and generally keeps her dignity while still appearing to have a good time with folks dancing. I'm saying Hillary 1, Subby 0.

It was uptight white chick dancing, but within those parameters it was above average.


Are you kidding? As an uptight white guy who only knows who to dance the Overbite Step-n-Sway, I give Hillary a solid A-. She demonstrated more courage and ability than I can muster after 3 beers and a double dog dare.
 
2012-08-08 01:36:47 AM
Well that settles it, I'm voting for Romney. How can I stand to have my Secretary of State taking part in a social function she was invited to as a guest of honor by the leader of the host country? I would have preferred her to sit in the corner with a superior, smug look on her face reading the Bible while simultaneously examining Obama's birth certificate with a microscope..
 
2012-08-08 01:36:51 AM

Sock Ruh Tease: [i.imgur.com image 393x383]


Win!
 
2012-08-08 01:54:52 AM

Poison Appleseeds: Well that settles it, I'm voting for Romney. How can I stand to have my Secretary of State taking part in a social function she was invited to as a guest of honor by the leader of the host country? I would have preferred her to sit in the corner with a superior, smug look on her face reading the Bible while simultaneously examining Obama's birth certificate with a microscope..


SecState John Bolton would have called in an air strike for even being ASKED to dance.
 
2012-08-08 02:04:45 AM

BSABSVR: Poison Appleseeds: Well that settles it, I'm voting for Romney. How can I stand to have my Secretary of State taking part in a social function she was invited to as a guest of honor by the leader of the host country? I would have preferred her to sit in the corner with a superior, smug look on her face reading the Bible while simultaneously examining Obama's birth certificate with a microscope..

SecState John Bolton would have called in an air strike for even being ASKED to dance.


I disagree, John Bolton would have been tucked into his bed by his mommy, sucking his thumb, and dreaming of his imagined conquests in The Spanish Inquisition by 7pm.
 
2012-08-08 02:05:40 AM
It could be worse. Imagine if it was Mitt Romney.
 
2012-08-08 02:07:06 AM
The only thing embarrassing about this is that she's wearing a neon blue patent leather jacket better suited for a MetroCon festival than an African music set.

But in the last few seconds of the video she does have those dead eyes where you can tell she's thinking about getting the hell away from all the stupid people and their pointless revelry.
 
2012-08-08 02:33:13 AM
Podmore

Was expecting to laugh at her, but she doesn't attempt anything she can't pull off, she doesn't come off as uncoordinated, and generally keeps her dignity while still appearing to have a good time with folks dancing. I'm saying Hillary 1, Subby 0.
 
2012-08-08 02:33:38 AM
I will NOT tear my eyes away. You can't make me.

More, more!
 
2012-08-08 02:34:58 AM
This is unrelated to Hillary, but I wonder if a nation in history has ever declared war on another nation because they were bad dancers.
 
2012-08-08 02:39:39 AM
I dunno, I think she managed to be respectful and fun yet still maintain her dignity. I don't see how anyone could consider this embarrassing or bad for Hillary.
 
2012-08-08 02:42:02 AM
Laugh all you want - at least Clinton can get through a short European trip without annoying half the world.

/would vote for her based on competency alone, let alone that I share much of her politics
//b*tch also makes a good sammich while I'm watching the game with Bill
 
2012-08-08 02:43:18 AM

NobleHam: I dunno, I think she managed to be respectful and fun yet still maintain her dignity. I don't see how anyone could consider this embarrassing or bad for Hillary.


That sound you just heard was a thousand Blogger Patriotstm saying, "Challenge accepted."
 
2012-08-08 02:43:54 AM
Notice they're all women? I guess the rumors about Billary might be true. Now wonder Bill farked the fat chick and she didn't care. ;)
 
2012-08-08 02:49:14 AM

Sock Ruh Tease: [i.imgur.com image 393x383]


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2012-08-08 02:52:13 AM

StopLurkListen: [i51.photobucket.com image 450x450]


images2.wikia.nocookie.net
 
2012-08-08 02:53:07 AM
Paging Tony Pepperoni. Mr. Pepperoni a thread needs a gif STAT!
 
2012-08-08 02:55:16 AM

Bucky Katt: It could be worse. Imagine if it was Mitt Romney.


His joints do not permit that range of locomotion. The cost of the upgrades required would most certainly begin to tap into Mitts secret bank accounts which are undoubtedly dedicated to supporting his future replic... progeny so that they might have a comfortable life for generations to come.
 
2012-08-08 03:01:53 AM

dickfreckle: NobleHam: I dunno, I think she managed to be respectful and fun yet still maintain her dignity. I don't see how anyone could consider this embarrassing or bad for Hillary.

That sound you just heard was a thousand Blogger Patriotstm saying, "Challenge accepted."


Well, a lot of the country's going to hate her regardless, for whatever reason, so they'll try to turn anything into a scandal. No reasonable person could watch this clip and think she did anything other than dancing as a middle aged woman, though.
 
2012-08-08 03:08:46 AM
img845.imageshack.us

/Sorry.
 
2012-08-08 03:38:01 AM

NobleHam: dickfreckle: NobleHam: I dunno, I think she managed to be respectful and fun yet still maintain her dignity. I don't see how anyone could consider this embarrassing or bad for Hillary.

That sound you just heard was a thousand Blogger Patriotstm saying, "Challenge accepted."

Well, a lot of the country's going to hate her regardless, for whatever reason, so they'll try to turn anything into a scandal. No reasonable person could watch this clip and think she did anything other than dancing as a middle aged woman, though.


My mother hated her based on nothing other than, "she strikes me as a b*tch." I asked about any specific actions she found b*tchy, but you and I know both know that was a lost cause. "She just seems like she wants everyone to know she's the smartest b*tch in the room."

Frankly, I want my president to be hell on wheels, as long as he or she is tempered by a solid intellect and sense of tact. Some of my favorite leaders in history were ball-busters. You know what you get with a 100% sweetheart?

Jimmy Carter. And I love that guy. Just not as a president. I say let's usher in the era of the ultra-b*tch.
 
2012-08-08 03:51:11 AM
God I love her. I really, really hope she's just joshing everyone with this whole "I'm retiring" thing and that she'll choose to run in 2016.

She'd be a little old for a run at the presidency, but I'd still support her.
 
2012-08-08 04:16:07 AM

StopLurkListen: [i51.photobucket.com image 450x450]


Came for the Bush dancing in Africa pics and did not leave disappointed.

Hillary really seems comfortable in her own skin at this point and she's turned out to be remarkable effective SecState who understands well what's possible within the realm of soft power.

Plus she looks like she'd be fun to dance with.

Which is not something I think about most Secretaries of State.
 
2012-08-08 04:17:55 AM
"Marion, don't look at it. Shut your eyes, Marion. Don't look at it, no matter what happens!"
 
2012-08-08 04:20:36 AM
I'll just come out and say it: I'd still do her. No, she's not as hot as '92, when I was a kid and still in the Mrs. Robinson phase.

But I'd fark me the hell out of some Hillary. If only to say I cornholed the Secretary of State.

That is all.
 
2012-08-08 04:25:12 AM

dickfreckle: I'll just come out and say it: I'd still do her. No, she's not as hot as '92, when I was a kid and still in the Mrs. Robinson phase.

But I'd fark me the hell out of some Hillary. If only to say I cornholed the Secretary of State.

That is all.


If that is your ambition, sir, please go right ahead with Mrs. Clinton. i never liked her much to begin with.
 
2012-08-08 04:32:31 AM

GentlemanJ: dickfreckle: I'll just come out and say it: I'd still do her. No, she's not as hot as '92, when I was a kid and still in the Mrs. Robinson phase.

But I'd fark me the hell out of some Hillary. If only to say I cornholed the Secretary of State.

That is all.

If that is your ambition, sir, please go right ahead with Mrs. Clinton. i never liked her much to begin with.


Bill? Is that you?
 
2012-08-08 04:43:02 AM

dickfreckle: I'd fark me the hell out of some Hillary.


Seconded.
 
2012-08-08 04:47:14 AM
Newt Gingrich would have built a moonwalk.
 
2012-08-08 05:05:19 AM

Curse of the Goth Kids: Podmore: Was expecting to laugh at her, but she doesn't attempt anything she can't pull off, she doesn't come off as uncoordinated, and generally keeps her dignity while still appearing to have a good time with folks dancing. I'm saying Hillary 1, Subby 0.

It was uptight white chick dancing, but within those parameters it was above average.


I think it's that older women aren't supposed to be having fun. Certainly older Democrat women in positions of power should never be seen to be having fun.
 
2012-08-08 05:06:39 AM
quatchi:

Plus she looks like she'd be fun to dance with.

Which is not something I think about most Secretaries of State.


voices.washingtonpost.com
Let's Boogie!
 
2012-08-08 05:07:08 AM
I just hope she doesn't bow down more than 60 degrees when greeting foreign dignitaries. Because that would be the worst thing ever.
 
2012-08-08 05:09:31 AM

dickfreckle: My mother hated her based on nothing other than, "she strikes me as a b*tch." I asked about any specific actions she found b*tchy, but you and I know both know that was a lost cause. "She just seems like she wants everyone to know she's the smartest b*tch in the room."


Sadly, and I mean no offense, I have to say your mother shares the same critical analysis that most American voters have when they are deciding upon whom to vote.
 
2012-08-08 05:10:23 AM
Aw man...she's just being a good sport. She's the hardest working person on the planet. I hope she enjoys her post-election break, and gets back to her mission of becoming our 1st female president. We could use a woman in charge for a change. A lot of countries prosper under female leadership. See Margret, Golda, Angela, Indira, Benazir, etc. The vetting process is so much harder for women than men (see Mittens), so it makes sense that if they survive they excel.

In all fairness to Bush, the ONE continent he didn't completely fark up was Africa. Actually did some good work there, especially with HIV medicine.

/I don't like/support Bush in any way. But he did save lives in Africa.
 
2012-08-08 05:16:32 AM

bookelly: /I don't like/support Bush in any way. But he did save lives in Africa.


Abstinent lives...
 
2012-08-08 05:27:56 AM

delathi: Let's Boogie!


If Bill the Cat's tales are true then yeah, wouldn't have minded partying with Albright back in her heyday.
 
2012-08-08 06:22:56 AM
That really wasn't that bad. I will say this though, why is Hillary Clinton embracing the "evil James Bond villain" look recently? With the ponytail and the Mandarin suits, she looks like Dr Evil.
 
2012-08-08 06:23:36 AM

intelligent comment below: I just hope she doesn't bow down more than 60 degrees when greeting foreign dignitaries. Because that would be the worst thing ever.


Yeah, she might pull something.
 
2012-08-08 06:55:01 AM

quatchi: If Bill the Cat's tales are true then yeah, wouldn't have minded partying with Albright back in her heyday.


I thought it was Jeane Kirkpatrick.
 
2012-08-08 07:22:06 AM
Eh, not a Hillary fan really, but that wasn't that bad...

Looked like a grandma having a little fun. I've seen worse, at any rate.
 
2012-08-08 07:26:37 AM
Dear Subby:

You do realize that thinking middle aged women are gross and frightening is why no women OF ANY AGE will have sex with you, right?

Sincerely,
Women Everywhere
 
2012-08-08 07:47:10 AM
Good thing she didn't Crip walk.
 
2012-08-08 07:54:57 AM

Fifi Le Pew: Dear Subby:

You do realize that thinking middle aged women are gross and frightening is why no women OF ANY AGE will have sex with you, right?

Sincerely,
Women Everywhere


That's funny, thinking middle aged men are gross and frightening has no bearing on the willingness that men of any age have for sexual intercourse.
 
2012-08-08 08:11:01 AM

bookelly: /I don't like/support Bush in any way. But he did save lives in Africa.


Ugh, Tying a good majority of your AIDS relief funding to Abstinence-only education programs removes a lot of the goodwill from that action.

To be fair, it is the continent he farked up the least.

Or would that be South America? He didn't do anything bad there did he?
 
2012-08-08 08:24:58 AM
She's no Janet Reno.

/power is an aphrodisiac
//would do Albright too
 
2012-08-08 08:34:43 AM

delathi: quatchi:

Plus she looks like she'd be fun to dance with.

Which is not something I think about most Secretaries of State.

[voices.washingtonpost.com image 454x349]
Let's Boogie!


I know not Secretary of State but

3.bp.blogspot.com
 
2012-08-08 08:36:37 AM
Finally watched it after work.. was rather underwhelmed. Neither good nor bad.
 
2012-08-08 08:37:35 AM
How is that "freak"?

-1 subby
 
2012-08-08 08:57:20 AM
meh, older white person having fun....was not as bad as I expected it to be.

There's more important stuff going on than making fun of someone's dancing ability.
 
2012-08-08 09:05:14 AM

optimistic_cynic: Good thing she didn't Crip walk.


came here to say this.
 
2012-08-08 09:16:46 AM
I like Hillary. I'd party with her. I bet she's fun.
 
2012-08-08 09:31:03 AM
well, we see where Bill's blackness comes from
 
2012-08-08 09:44:45 AM
She's the Sec(retary of) State
She's mighty mighty, and
Hater's gonna hate.
She's the Sec(retary of) State
She may dance like whitey
But she still holds the world's fate.
 
2012-08-08 09:53:13 AM
www.kingsacademy.com
 
2012-08-08 09:55:38 AM

GWSuperfan: dickfreckle: I'd fark me the hell out of some Hillary.

Seconded.


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2012-08-08 09:57:45 AM

quatchi: Hillary really seems comfortable in her own skin at this point


Politics aside, I love that about her. There's not a single part of her hair/body/wardrobe that hasn't been critiqued and insulted since Bill took office and she took the national stage. That has to suck. It'd be like being in junior high for decades on end. At some point she just said, f*ck it, I'm gonna do my thing and have fun doing it.
 
2012-08-08 10:21:53 AM
Nothing, and I mean nothing, will ever match the awfulness of MC Rove.
Link
 
2012-08-08 10:22:28 AM

someonelse: quatchi: Hillary really seems comfortable in her own skin at this point

Politics aside, I love that about her. There's not a single part of her hair/body/wardrobe that hasn't been critiqued and insulted since Bill took office and she took the national stage. That has to suck. It'd be like being in junior high for decades on end. At some point she just said, f*ck it, I'm gonna do my thing and have fun doing it.


Haters gonna hate.
 
2012-08-08 11:33:39 AM
I thought that was very cool. She was not stodgy as you would expect from the typical old Congressperson.

I am a Republican. Why can't the Republicans be so cool.
Obama has a cool singing voice, Clinton plays the sax, Carter played the women.
Cool.
 
2012-08-08 12:08:23 PM
Oh please, she was doing the "Grandma Dance" every grandma does at your wedding. I don't trust her as far as I could throw her, but that was no train-wreck Subby, no Internets for you.
 
2012-08-08 01:18:26 PM
You know she wanted so badly to smack that booty shaking in front of her.

i.imgur.com
 
2012-08-08 01:41:38 PM

JakeStone: quatchi: If Bill the Cat's tales are true then yeah, wouldn't have minded partying with Albright back in her heyday.

I thought it was Jeane Kirkpatrick.


Damnit, yer right.

/On the plus side I found a bunch of old BC books in a box trying to confirm that.
//Life's both sweet and sour.
 
2012-08-08 02:03:56 PM
Hate to say it...you might not see it now,
but there's a reason that Bill Clinton decided to marry and stay with her.


She likely knows how to git down in her own way...
To give her the benefit of the doubt.

/let's see how many of us would relax as much with the spotlight media and pressure to be "perfect" too...
 
2012-08-08 06:28:27 PM
Here's a moving gif for someone to downsize, and then repost here in the politics tabs pretty much whenever possible: http://www.buzzfeed.com/buzzfeedpolitics/hillary-clinton-gets-low-on-t he-dance-floor-in-sou
 
2012-08-08 08:35:52 PM

quatchi: JakeStone: quatchi: If Bill the Cat's tales are true then yeah, wouldn't have minded partying with Albright back in her heyday.

I thought it was Jeane Kirkpatrick.

Damnit, yer right.

/On the plus side I found a bunch of old BC books in a box trying to confirm that.
//Life's both sweet and sour.


The sad thing is, I'm a few hundred miles away from my BC books down here in Austin, so that means I had to drag it out of my memory, and I brought those books when they were new.
 
2012-08-09 07:09:41 PM
Holy Kumbaya, Batman!
 
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