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(KSWO Lawton)   Slushy attack on store clerk caught on video. Icee what you did there   (kswo.com ) divider line
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3197 clicks; posted to Main » on 08 Aug 2012 at 4:43 AM (4 years ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook   more»



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2012-08-08 12:15:04 AM  
I'm going to save us all some time here. We don't need the futurama pic or anything from the simpsons. How about some babes in bikinis where it's really cold?
 
2012-08-08 01:26:20 AM  
Wanted for questioning:

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2012-08-08 04:45:44 AM  

stevegarbowski: I'm going to save us all some time here. We don't need the futurama pic or anything from the simpsons. How about some babes in bikinis where it's really cold?


what would you do for a klondike bar
 
2012-08-08 04:48:48 AM  
Talk about your typical....brain freeze
 
2012-08-08 04:55:52 AM  

stevegarbowski: I'm going to save us all some time here. We don't need the futurama pic or anything from the simpsons. How about some babes in bikinis where it's really cold?


Is 40-year-old Virgin okay?

What you want a slurpee? What you want a slurpee? fark YOU!
 
2012-08-08 04:56:25 AM  
TFA: Police have identified the woman who threw the slush, but the clerk said since Monday's attack, she's moved back to Georgia.

So, interstate flight to avoid prosecution? That sounds brilliant. Way to make it a Federal case.
 
2012-08-08 04:56:54 AM  
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All right Hamilton!
 
2012-08-08 04:57:11 AM  
unsurprised at race of perpetrator.jpg
 
2012-08-08 04:58:18 AM  
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2012-08-08 05:04:49 AM  
so cold...
 
2012-08-08 05:07:06 AM  
I can't believe this made the news. Sure, it is Fark material but the news? The article made it sound like a traumatic incident that the cashier was fortunate to survive with their life.
 
2012-08-08 05:30:18 AM  
Hate crime? Meh.
Pretty pathetic act though. Good indication that slush-chucker is trash.
 
2012-08-08 05:42:17 AM  

Interceptor1: I can't believe this made the news. Sure, it is Fark material but the news? The article made it sound like a traumatic incident that the cashier was fortunate to survive with their life.


In some towns, events like this are the only things that happen for years.

/used to live in such a town
//got the fuuuuuuuq out.
 
2012-08-08 05:57:12 AM  

stevegarbowski: I'm going to save us all some time here. We don't need the futurama pic or anything from the simpsons. How about some babes in bikinis where it's really cold?



But, but, I wanted to post my favorite Apu quote!
"Hey, hey, this not a lending library. If you're not going to buy that thing put it down or I'll blow your heads off!"
 
2012-08-08 06:22:47 AM  
So moving out of state gets you a free pass for assault vandalism?
 
2012-08-08 06:52:21 AM  
No wheezing the juice!
 
2012-08-08 06:55:21 AM  

Aloy: unsurprised at race of perpetrator.jpg


Ah, the Fark racist brigade. You dickholes are so predictable.

Perpetrator is black - SEE I KNEW IT!!

Perpetrator is white - *crickets*
 
2012-08-08 07:01:41 AM  

mulletor: No wheezing the juice!


I encino what you did there, man.
 
2012-08-08 07:34:20 AM  

Gordon Bennett: Aloy: unsurprised at race of perpetrator.jpg

Ah, the Fark racist brigade. You dickholes are so predictable.

Perpetrator is black - SEE I KNEW IT!!

Perpetrator is white - *crickets*


At first I was all like:

home.roadrunner.com

Then I saw how long you've been registered on Fark and I was all like:

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2012-08-08 09:09:03 AM  
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2012-08-08 09:16:14 AM  
"The horrifying attack?"

Um - no. "The horrifying attack" is when you have a Glock stuck in your phiz for $50 in cash drawer change - not when some hag tosses blue ice water at you.
 
2012-08-08 09:21:18 AM  
But I'm not even supposed to be here today!
 
2012-08-08 09:36:26 AM  
Just came to Say FARK YOU SUBBY....Icee and Slushies are two completely different drinks. that would be like saying vodka and whiskey are the same thing.

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/Dammit where is a K-mart when you need one. Now I want one.
//Fark 7-11 and their bullshiat.
 
2012-08-08 10:12:11 AM  
No weezing the juice.
 
2012-08-08 11:12:58 AM  
Enough with these attacks on american sikhs!
 
2012-08-08 12:43:50 PM  
Lawton isn't really that small of a town, although having been through there a few times and stopping in at the local c stores I don't think the perps race would be a factor, seen plenty of white folks as well as blacks, hispanics and asians be equally trashy. Heck stop into a Stripes sometime and just hang around for a minute or two.
 
2012-08-08 12:45:48 PM  

eas81: Just came to Say FARK YOU SUBBY....Icee and Slushies are two completely different drinks. that would be like saying vodka and whiskey are the same thing.

[cdn.uproxx.com image 400x489][onceuponageek.com image 554x792]

/Dammit where is a K-mart when you need one. Now I want one.
//Fark 7-11 and their bullshiat.


Aw, I love that damned one-armed dog.
 
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