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(Mirror.co.uk)   John Travolta denies he "forcefully embraced" a male cruise ship worker while naked. So ... you're saying it wasn't forced?   (mirror.co.uk) divider line 34
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2012-08-08 12:56:23 AM
i.imgur.com
 
2012-08-08 12:59:42 AM
It's like Russell Crowe except Travolta's Gropin' his way around the world...
 
2012-08-08 01:01:54 AM
You can't spell 'nonconsensual' without 'consensual'
 
2012-08-08 01:07:52 AM
This is nothing compared to the way he raped The Taking of Pelham One Two Three.
 
2012-08-08 01:10:42 AM
I heard there's a sex tape of him and Chuck Norris.
 
2012-08-08 01:14:01 AM
There you have it, ladies and germs: John Travolta is gayer than Ricky Martin's coiffed pink asshole.
 
2012-08-08 01:17:59 AM
He should bang a creamy and passable Brazilian transexual. That way he gets deniability and anus. Really, is this so difficult? And with his money he could transplant a baboon uterus in there for extra credibility.
 
2012-08-08 01:26:55 AM
John Travolta is so gay that he votes Republican.
 
2012-08-08 01:29:11 AM
"This is the only time I can get away from my handlers. HUG ME, DAMMIT!"
 
2012-08-08 01:30:00 AM
It was more of a casual thing.
 
2012-08-08 01:34:04 AM
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Poor Kirk forcefully embraced and there's not a thing his old and feeble ass can do about it.
 
2012-08-08 01:41:50 AM
I've run out of snarky jokes at this point.
 
2012-08-08 01:48:34 AM
What's up with the Eddie Munster haircut, and the fact that his plastic surgery makes him look like he is morphing into looking like Tom Cruise?
 
2012-08-08 01:50:06 AM

Kevin72: What's up with the Eddie Munster haircut, and the fact that his plastic surgery makes him look like he is morphing into looking like Tom Cruise?


I know, right? You would think he would try to look more like Nicolas Cage.
 
2012-08-08 02:11:54 AM
Tom should just come out and then no one will care.
 
2012-08-08 03:56:33 AM

LectertheChef: I heard there's a sex tape of him and Chuck Norris.


The internet would implode in on itself if it was ever released.
 
2012-08-08 04:12:58 AM

Well-a well-a well-a huh!
Tell me more, tell me more,
But you don't gotta brag;
Tell me more, tell me more,
'Cause Travolta sounds like a drag.


clothesonfilm.com

 
2012-08-08 06:42:28 AM

Kevin72: What's up with the Eddie Munster haircut, and the fact that his plastic surgery makes him look like he is morphing into looking like Tom Cruise?


It appears that he's reached the Bela Lugosi stage of metamorphosis.
 
2012-08-08 08:17:28 AM
What was he doing on a male cruise ship?
 
2012-08-08 08:40:43 AM
He should stick to writing the Fifty Shades series.

\never had EL James and him in the same room at the same time, have you??
 
2012-08-08 08:58:42 AM
Aggressively hugging other men when you're naked and they don't want a hug is not gay, it's rapey. Oh, it's queer as fock, but it's not GAY.

It's hard to be HAPPY when a stranger is hugging your and humping your hip bone. I'm pretty sure if a naked man hugged me/grabbed me/tackled me I'd feel like he was a rapist, not a "gay". There's a special place in hell for those who force their bodies on other people. Two rungs down from that is a special level of hell reserved for people who do it to people who are on the job in customer service and can't punch them in the neck for it.
 
2012-08-08 09:00:25 AM
Gay or not isn't really the issue for most people, it's how the Church of Scientology is forcing him to hide it for whatever reasons. I could care less which way he swings as long as he's honest about it, but I'm sure the Church frowns upon homosexuality. There's those rumors from the 70's where his marriage was arranged for him by the Church to cover up the fact he's gay, which would have killed his career back then.

But, ya know, whatever, people are gonna take shots at him, whether real or not, and he's gonna have to take it like a hot load in his face because he's a celebrity. He can go cry about it in his money vault.
 
2012-08-08 09:09:34 AM
Could someone please explain why it is such a huge story that travolta likes sex?
 
2012-08-08 09:12:35 AM
John should just keep a ziplock bag with a frankfurter and a couple of grapes in it for whenever he feels the urge.
 
2012-08-08 09:19:51 AM

Icetech3: Could someone please explain why it is such a huge story that travolta likes sex?


It is a huge story that he likes gay sex while married and member of an organization that is anti gay sex.
 
2012-08-08 09:41:21 AM

skinink: Well-a well-a well-a huh!
Tell me more, tell me more,
But you don't gotta brag;
Tell me more, tell me more,
'Cause Travolta sounds like a drag.
[clothesonfilm.com image 800x378]


Mmmm Stockard Channing. I'd visit her East Wing, if you see what I mean, and I think you do.
 
2012-08-08 10:48:47 AM

Icetech3: Could someone please explain why it is such a huge story that travolta likes sex?


What makes it newsworthy is it is contrary to the image he portrays - married family man, and of course religious. I don't know much about scientology, but I am guessing that man-on-man is not one of the tenets of the religion. No one would care if Dan Savage made a pass at a male masseuse because that is who he always said he was.
 
mhd
2012-08-08 11:07:56 AM

Pumpernickel bread: I don't know much about scientology, but I am guessing that man-on-man is not one of the tenets of the religion.


Too cite "scripture": The sexual pervert (and by this term Dianetics, to be brief, includes any and all forms of deviation in Dynamic II [i.e. sexuality] such as homosexuality, lesbianism, sexual sadism, etc., and all down the catalog of Ellis and Krafft-Ebing) is actually quite ill physically... he is very far from culpable for his condition, but he is also far from normal and extremely dangerous to society[...]

Having your own personal harem of scantily clad "messengers" is okay, though.
 
2012-08-08 12:18:32 PM

Icetech3: Could someone please explain why it is such a huge story that travolta likes sex?


The story is that he likes gay sex, while married. In addition, Scientology claims to be able to "cure" its adherents of being gay and Travolta is one of its most public and recognizable congregants, who regularly promotes the COS in interviews and in church-distributed material.
 
2012-08-08 02:00:05 PM
Man, I wish he pulled all his shenanigans 20 years ago, just so these mental images would be less nauseating.
 
2012-08-08 09:55:49 PM

LindenFark: Man, I wish he pulled all his shenanigans 20 years ago, just so these mental images would be less nauseating.


What makes you think that he wasn't?
 
2012-08-09 03:04:14 AM

ChaoticLimbs: Aggressively hugging other men when you're naked and they don't want a hug is not gay, it's rapey. Oh, it's queer as fock, but it's not GAY.

It's hard to be HAPPY when a stranger is hugging your and humping your hip bone. I'm pretty sure if a naked man hugged me/grabbed me/tackled me I'd feel like he was a rapist, not a "gay". There's a special place in hell for those who force their bodies on other people. Two rungs down from that is a special level of hell reserved for people who do it to people who are on the job in customer service and can't punch them in the neck for it.


assault hugs and hip humping from naked men is a thing?

from strangers?

on customer service peeps?

i live in california even so if this is a thing, it would be here
 
2012-08-09 03:07:33 AM

Kurmudgeon: John should just keep a ziplock bag with a frankfurter and a couple of grapes in it for whenever he feels the urge.


wat is this and now im curious
 
2012-08-10 12:20:51 AM

Cyno01: [i.imgur.com image 339x339]


Looks like you blew a seal.
 
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