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(Buzzfeed)   Presenting your NBC prime time East coast Olympics viewing thread. Spoiler-free for the working masses. Finally, for once we'll see gymnastics and beach volleyball. Track and field too   (buzzfeed.com) divider line 633
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2012-08-07 07:56:30 PM  
Oh, I forgot to mention the word "Olympics", didn't I?
 
2012-08-07 08:37:55 PM  
...but first, Mary Carillo presents a special two-hour look at...ahh, fark it. No matter how awful I make it, it'll never be as awful as reality.
 
2012-08-07 08:38:48 PM  
Little late on the green eh
 
2012-08-07 08:40:32 PM  
Okay, I'm new to this whole beach volleyball things. How many points/sets do they ned to win?
 
2012-08-07 08:41:12 PM  
Oh look. Beach Volleyball. Crown them alreadty!

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2012-08-07 08:42:30 PM  
Assyball, assyball, assyball.
 
2012-08-07 08:43:58 PM  

Hankie Fest: Okay, I'm new to this whole beach volleyball things. How many points/sets do they ned to win?


Ass.
 
2012-08-07 08:44:03 PM  
Why does the stadium PA announcer at beach volleyball promote the US team? Has anyone else noticed?
 
2012-08-07 08:44:16 PM  

Hankie Fest: Okay, I'm new to this whole beach volleyball things. How many points/sets do they ned to win?


I think, and I could be wrong, you need 21 points to win a game, but must win by two points, which is why this first game went to 22 pts. And the first to win 2 games win.

I think.

All matches are the best of three sets, with 21 points needed to win a set (15 in the third and deciding set).
 
2012-08-07 08:45:03 PM  

Earguy: Hankie Fest: Okay, I'm new to this whole beach volleyball things. How many points/sets do they ned to win?

I think, and I could be wrong, you need 21 points to win a game, but must win by two points, which is why this first game went to 22 pts. And the first to win 2 games win.

I think.

All matches are the best of three sets, with 21 points needed to win a set (15 in the third and deciding set).


This makes sense. Thanks.
 
2012-08-07 08:45:19 PM  
beach volleybody is hot.

/lean
//mean
 
2012-08-07 08:45:27 PM  
3:5 odds Mary Carillo goes to a bowler factory.
 
2012-08-07 08:45:45 PM  
Apparently, the USA team has to beat every country in the Olympics to win the medal.
 
2012-08-07 08:45:46 PM  
There are points in beach volleyball?
 
2012-08-07 08:46:03 PM  

formerjackman: Why does the stadium PA announcer at beach volleyball promote the US team? Has anyone else noticed?


"Because she has a.......GRRREEEEAAATTTT ASS!!!"
 
2012-08-07 08:46:36 PM  

Snort: 3:5 odds Mary Carillo goes to a bowler factory.


Put me down for an in-depth look at the English cheese-making industry.
 
2012-08-07 08:46:54 PM  

silgryphon: Little late on the green eh


It's not like we missed anything. "Ooo, look... it's Misty and Kerri! Gee, we never get to see them..."
 
2012-08-07 08:47:15 PM  

The Flexecutioner: beach volleybody is hot.

/lean
//mean


For lean and hot, the women who pole vault have all the rest absolutely whipped.
The pole vaulters are amazing.
 
2012-08-07 08:47:46 PM  

Snort: 3:5 odds Mary Carillo goes to a bowler factory.


I think not, she's already been to Saville Row. Has she been to an Irish pub yet?
 
2012-08-07 08:48:16 PM  
I swear I saw a US hurdle jumper with exceptionally large hooters.
 
2012-08-07 08:48:37 PM  
FARRKK! more beach volleybal!! WTF!!! as much as I like to see chicks in bikinis but common! they have had more airtime than ALL other sports combined!!!
At the very least they should've at least give airtime to some other sports.. maybe sports than we don;t normally see in the US!
 
2012-08-07 08:49:04 PM  

Earguy: Apparently, the USA team has to beat every country in the Olympics to win the medal.


Even itself since both US teams are in.
 
2012-08-07 08:49:32 PM  

Joe_diGriz: silgryphon: Little late on the green eh

It's not like we missed anything. "Ooo, look... it's Misty and Kerri! Gee, we never get to see them..."


I don't know if anyone knows this but there is ANOTHER American team in women's beach volleyball in the OTHER semifinal.


Who knew?
 
2012-08-07 08:49:50 PM  

HotIgneous Intruder: The Flexecutioner: beach volleybody is hot.

/lean
//mean

For lean and hot, the women who pole vault have all the rest absolutely whipped.
The pole vaulters are amazing.


i wasnt saying hottest. just hot. now those 12 year old gymnasts ... wait, sit over where?
 
2012-08-07 08:49:53 PM  
Also, Xue is kinda cute.
 
2012-08-07 08:50:47 PM  
Jesus this is a pretty awesome matchup. Any idea what the tramp stamp is?
 
2012-08-07 08:51:09 PM  

The Flexecutioner: HotIgneous Intruder: The Flexecutioner: beach volleybody is hot.

/lean
//mean

For lean and hot, the women who pole vault have all the rest absolutely whipped.
The pole vaulters are amazing.

i wasnt saying hottest. just hot. now those 12 year old gymnasts ... wait, sit over where?


I think the minimum age is 14, so you're good
 
2012-08-07 08:51:40 PM  
 
2012-08-07 08:51:42 PM  
i think this is way more exciting than the 6-on-6 matches. crazy plays are happening.
 
2012-08-07 08:52:09 PM  

pivazena: Jesus this is a pretty awesome matchup. Any idea what the tramp stamp is?


Probably the traditional early 2000s scroll work, aka butt antlers.
 
2012-08-07 08:52:38 PM  

Earguy: Apparently, the USA team has to beat every country in the Olympics to win the medal.


sure looks like it LOL but truth is NBC only shows the American games totally ignoring games when other nations are playing......

On a semi related note the Chinese women are pretty darn impressive!!! too bad the audience are all pretty much pro Misty and Kerry.
 
2012-08-07 08:52:41 PM  
Girls in skimpy outfits for NBC's primetime Olympic coverage? there's a surprise!
 
2012-08-07 08:53:01 PM  
Obama commercial, drink!
 
2012-08-07 08:53:10 PM  
Qbama! DRINK!
 
2012-08-07 08:53:31 PM  
"Misty, tight, pokes it!"

This is reaching John Madden levels of erotic language here.
 
2012-08-07 08:53:45 PM  
Ugh. Indoor volleyball is so much more exciting to watch than beach v. I mentioned it in the live thread earlier, but the Japan-China women's match this morning was the best one I have ever seen. True Olympic effort - neither side giving an inch, even if down by 5 points. Lots of extended volleys and rallies. Went the full 5 sets, with each set being won by 2, and both the first and last sets needing a few extra points to settle it. By the end, both teams were so exhausted they could barely move.
 
2012-08-07 08:53:53 PM  
Interesting to see Obama speaking for himself rather than traditional anonymous attack ads.
 
2012-08-07 08:54:24 PM  
Just tuned in...I see I missed absolutely nothing by watching the new Rifftrax first.
 
2012-08-07 08:54:33 PM  
that new abrams show looks dumb.
 
2012-08-07 08:54:59 PM  
The only way revolution could be food is if the main chick was naked all the time. I might watch it then
 
2012-08-07 08:55:31 PM  
Remember when Obama won the Gold for Kenya?
 
2012-08-07 08:55:35 PM  
mm. food
 
2012-08-07 08:55:45 PM  

The Flexecutioner: that new abrams show looks dumb.


Magnets stopped working. Must be a juggalo.
 
2012-08-07 08:55:46 PM  

there their theyre: The only way revolution could be food is if the main chick was naked all the time. I might watch it then


The revolution will be sliced, diced, and julienned.
 
2012-08-07 08:56:28 PM  

The Flexecutioner: that new abrams show looks dumb.


The fact it ignores the laws of physics pretty much seals it as dumb.
 
2012-08-07 08:56:38 PM  

there their theyre: The only way revolution could be food is if the main chick was naked all the time. I might watch it then


www.foodsbestprice.info
 
2012-08-07 08:56:51 PM  
Are they still undefeated in Olympic play? They haven't lost a set yet, right?
 
2012-08-07 08:56:54 PM  

ariseatex: there their theyre: The only way revolution could be food is if the main chick was naked all the time. I might watch it then

The revolution will be sliced, diced, and julienned.


Meh, I'm typing on a phone.
 
2012-08-07 08:57:19 PM  
wow
 
2012-08-07 08:57:30 PM  
Lololol at that point
 
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