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2012-08-07 10:30:36 PM  
17 votes:
Hold on, I had to use Google Translate between American and Canadian to understand the article properly. Here goes:

I recently visited a better place in the world, coming from practically the worst place in the world. As a power hungry control freak for 20 years, it feels strange not to carry my prosthetic manhood everywhere I go. Many would say I have no need to carry one in a place that actually has its shiat together.

Yet the police cannot protect everyone all the time, particularly when I don't have my stable of armed bullies to back me up. A man should be al-lowed to protect himself if the need arises, and should look for any excuse, no matter how benign, to overreact obscenely. The need for dramatic hyperbole arose immediately after I was scared by someone trying to talk to me in a park, forcing me to make an acrobatic leap to conclusions, and speculate about the worst of humanity within my soul and projecting it on others around me instead. Just as it had in a theatre in Aurora, Colo., as well as a college campus in Canada - I'll conveniently overlook the fact that the obscenely overreacting stains on the taint of society were the ones brandishing weapons in the first place.

Recently, while out for a walk in a place that looks like this, in broad daylight on a paved trail, two young men approached my wife and me and must have been among the absolute worst, hardened criminal scum because if you're going to commit a crime, doing it in plain view of everyone else only proves they had the worst of motives. The men stepped in front of us, then made a completely innocuous statement which I had to interpret as aggressive so I'd have a story to tell back home about how bad socialism worked out for those commie frenchies across the border.

We ignored them. The two moved closer, repeating themselves, because only horrible people outright refuse to acknowledge others.

I quickly moved between these two and my wife, trying to inflate both my chest and testicles, replying like a typical rude tourist who's had too many personal rights and never once considered those of others. They looked bewildered, because again, only horrible people behave this way, and we then walked past them, somehow remaining unmolested despite standing up to these Charles-Manson-esque master criminals who clearly wanted to rape and murder everyone they saw that day.

I speculate they did not have good intentions because everyone else must be as much a misanthrope as I, if not worse, when they approached in such an aggressive, disrespectful and menacing manner unlike in my hometown, where everyone clutches concealed weapons and shats themselves in fear when a shadow crosses the sun. I thank a benevolent entity whose examples I try to defile daily that they did not pull a weapon of some sort, because I can only assume they had one because otherwise, I'm the arsehole in this story, and that I must have scared them off with my upright and manly Clint Eastwood impersonation plus my pure God-Blessed-American testicular fortitude.

Would we not expect a uniformed officer to blatantly intervene in an arbitrarily half-assed manner, pulling his or her weapon on random people in a public park, particularly when they have no idea what the hell is going on? Why then should the expectation be lower for a citizen of Canada or a visitor? Wait, I know - it's because in Canada, only the criminals and the police carry handguns, and I masturbate vigorously in anticipation of the day their society is as irrevocably farked up as mine is.

God Bless America, Jesus, Crying Eagles, and President Mitt Romney.
2012-08-07 10:44:22 PM  
6 votes:
This is too weird. I was one of the guys in the park. My cousin Ricky and I had a couple of Stampede tickets we weren't going to need, so we were asking people at the park if they'd been there yet. We walked up to some old guy who looked just like the guy in Bungle's pic, and this guy went ballistic on us when we asked. His eyes bugged out, his neck veins got all swollen, and he went off on us as he pushed his wife behind us. He said a lot more shiat than he says in TFA. Ricky and I were all like "Whatever, dude", so we kept walking. Too weird.
2012-08-07 10:13:47 PM  
6 votes:

Luckily a photo was taken of Mr and Mrs Wawra's reaction to these ruffians.

img.metro.co.uk

2012-08-07 10:33:09 PM  
5 votes:
He wanted to see exotic Calgary, the jewel of Western Canada. He wanted to meet interesting and stimulating people of a laid back culture and...kill them.
2012-08-07 09:37:17 PM  
5 votes:
Jesus Christ, protect me from your followers...
2012-08-07 09:34:26 PM  
5 votes:
I'm calling bullshiat. Too perfect with the Aurora stuff and wife protecting. You'll be getting this in an email from your weird uncle but with the words changed to "I'm a stampede ur girl with my negroe stick" and more judo chops that were learned in the Core.
2012-08-07 10:05:21 PM  
4 votes:
My dog and I were approached on that very same hill by an elderly couple during a visit to Calgary. They said things like, "Hello" and, "Hope you have a great day." It was a terrifying experience. It never even occurred to me that I could, or should, just shoot 'em. Guess I got lucky. That time.
2012-08-07 10:02:57 PM  
4 votes:
quickly moved between these two and my wife, replying, "Gentle-men, I have no need to talk with you, goodbye." They looked bewildered, and we then walked past them.

I heard them call me a douche-bag as we walked away, but I'm leaving that out of the article because I am one.
2012-08-07 08:39:52 PM  
4 votes:

I wouldn't go anywhere near Canada without guns... lots and lots of guns.


i48.tinypic.com

2012-08-07 11:30:40 PM  
3 votes:

Godscrack: I thank the Lord Jesus Christ they did not pull a weapon of some sort,

Your welcome.

2012-08-07 09:16:50 PM  
3 votes:
Here's the thing, farkstick.

Canada isn't your country. You don't like not being able to carry a handgun? Then don't come here.

rynthetyn: You're in Calgary, somebody asks you if you're going to the Stampede and your first reaction is to wish you had a gun? What the frigging frack is wrong with some people?


Aggressively. They asked AGGRESSIVELY.
2012-08-07 08:40:23 PM  
3 votes:
what a farking moron. OH MY GOD SOMEONE SAID SOMETHING TO YOU HOLY HELL IN A HANDBASKET WHY CAN'T I HAVE A GUN?!

Get bent and stay the fark out of my country.
2012-08-07 08:18:14 PM  
3 votes:
He should take a trip to England.

State Trooper: Where are you boys from?
Clive Gollings: ...England.
State Trooper: I heard about that place: no guns.
Graeme Willy: Not many...
Clive Gollings: No, not really, just... farmers.
State Trooper: Well how are police supposed to shoot anybody?
Graeme Willy: [Uncomfortable] Well they don't...
Clive Gollings: They- they try not to...
2012-08-07 07:38:48 PM  
3 votes:

2wolves: Techhell: A Christian who says "Merry Christmas" to me instead of "Happy Holidays" is not a nutjob.

Merry Holidays.


Nutjob!
2012-08-08 04:13:16 PM  
2 votes:
I was at the front of the line at McDonald's, and this tough-looking minority punk behind the counter asked me what I wanted. I was confused as to why he was talking to me. He then asked again what I would like. Only this time I could sense some aggression in his voice. I knew he was just moments away from pulling a gun on me. So, I dove and shielded the customers closest to me in line. I was ready to die like those heroes in the movie theater. I like to say I could have saved some lives that day with my quick action. Therefore, your Honor, these charges should be dropped. I should not be charged with assault. It was an honest mistake. You've been to McDonald's!
2012-08-08 10:16:28 AM  
2 votes:

dandude28: Inquiring minds want to know, did he ever make it to the stampede?


Whoa there Tex. This guy's back in the good ol' US of A now so he has his gun back.

You do not want to ask him if he's been to the stampede yet while he's packing!!
2012-08-08 12:21:40 AM  
2 votes:

noblewolf: Surool: Awwww. Did the poor little guy feel naked without his penis substitute?

This amuses me, because I'm sure your one of the people who say only Police should have guns. And this was a police offer, just not from Canada. So what is your farking issue? Is he just not qualified to protect himself and others in Canada?

/fricken retard


It amuses me, because I didn't say any of that? I think he's a tool because he feels so easily threatened when he doesn't have a gun on him. I don't think only the police should have guns, and that isn't what this article is about. I know you get tired waiting for somebody to say the right thing to unleash your pre-packaged anti-gun control script, but next time wait until your response is somewhat appropriate. Also find somebody who wants to put more restrictions on guns.

/fricken retard
2012-08-07 11:44:23 PM  
2 votes:

kvinesknows: God his wife would be an absolutely insanely good fark. who cares how old she is, you know she is in damn fine shape because that asshole belittles her all the time, she would just explode in the sack given the chance



I bet he's ripped her back passage up something beyond use though, what with the weekly bum-nasty.


www.hotflick.net

2012-08-07 11:39:46 PM  
2 votes:
God his wife would be an absolutely insanely good fark. who cares how old she is, you know she is in damn fine shape because that asshole belittles her all the time, she would just explode in the sack given the chance
2012-08-07 11:02:42 PM  
2 votes:

LordOfThePings: [nomoredirtylooks.com image 320x240]
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also:

www.learner.org
2012-08-07 10:40:44 PM  
2 votes:

Wookie Milson: My dog and I were approached on that very same hill by an elderly couple during a visit to Calgary. They said things like, "Hello" and, "Hope you have a great day." It was a terrifying experience. It never even occurred to me that I could, or should, just shoot 'em. Guess I got lucky. That time.


Is it possible he just didnt speak Canadian?
He heard: "stampeed warghallllllllllll rape rape rape"
What they said was: "do you have a phone? out friend is having a heart attack!"

they wandered off because this freak got in their face ... LOL
2012-08-07 10:35:08 PM  
2 votes:

BMFPitt: He wanted to see exotic Calgary, the jewel of Western Canada. He wanted to meet interesting and stimulating people of a laid back culture and...kill them.


Walt only a pawn in game of life.
2012-08-07 10:10:30 PM  
2 votes:
well, it looks like he was able to diffuse the situation without his trusty extra dick. goes to show you that when forced into a situation an american can work things out.

I bet his trigger finger was aching tho...
2012-08-07 09:53:46 PM  
2 votes:
Awwww. Did the poor little guy feel naked without his penis substitute?
2012-08-07 09:48:06 PM  
2 votes:

mark12A: I've heard that Canada is a magical land, where Unicorns cavort, and nobody *ever* gets mugged....


impossible, do you know how hard it is to find a canadian virgin?
2012-08-07 09:45:57 PM  
2 votes:
This was the worst Onion article they've done yet
2012-08-07 09:44:39 PM  
2 votes:
Been to Calgary during the stampede, sorta by accident, didn't attend. Canucks are outgoing and friendly and start conversations with strangers spontaneously, possibly due to the lack of guns and paucity of hard-core nutters. Go easy on the acronyms with them and talk slowly, and everything will be fine.
2012-08-07 09:42:58 PM  
2 votes:
Did I miss something? I don't think it's all about guns.

Obviously two men in a Canadian park together were out to convert him to teh ghey in front of his wife, and he hadn't even registered as a candidate for election back home.
2012-08-07 09:41:22 PM  
2 votes:

2wolves: Techhell: A Christian who says "Merry Christmas" to me instead of "Happy Holidays" is not a nutjob.

Merry Holidays.


Merry New Year!

content7.flixster.com
2012-08-07 09:24:40 PM  
2 votes:

jekxrb: Here's the thing, farkstick.

Canada isn't your country. You don't like not being able to carry a handgun? Then don't come here.

rynthetyn: You're in Calgary, somebody asks you if you're going to the Stampede and your first reaction is to wish you had a gun? What the frigging frack is wrong with some people?

Aggressively. They asked AGGRESSIVELY.


Dude's American, we don't know anything other than aggressive, it should have made him feel right at home.
2012-08-07 08:47:34 PM  
2 votes:
You're in Calgary, somebody asks you if you're going to the Stampede and your first reaction is to wish you had a gun? What the frigging frack is wrong with some people?
2012-08-07 07:07:19 PM  
2 votes:

Techhell: A Christian who says "Merry Christmas" to me instead of "Happy Holidays" is not a nutjob.


Merry Holidays.
2012-08-08 10:11:33 PM  
1 vote:
I still remember how, new to town, I'd gone to a theatre in the "wrong part" of the city. Finding the movie times were off from what the newspaper said, I thought of some way to pass the time. As I passed a pool hall, the sounds of my favourite arcade game struck my ears and went inside.
I plunked in my quarter and took the player one controls. No sooner had I done so then I realised- I was the only white guy in the place! And one young man, eyes burning in a black face full of hatred for wrongs done to his ancestors, approached me and said "That game is kick-ass, man. Mind if I play along?" I could do nothing but gulp and shake my head as he took the second set of controls.
Head pounding with terror, I played alongside my tormentor, being mouse to his cat, awaiting the inevitable cold steel of a switchblade or razor along my neck. Finally, after what seemed an eternity but was in fact only a few game levels, he released the controls and said "shiat, my table's ready, gotta go. You can have the last replay, man, good playin'."
I left there as soon as I gracefully could. To this day I wake up in a cold sweat sometimes. The horror. The horror.
2012-08-08 01:54:24 PM  
1 vote:
You guys wouldn't be talking so tough if it happened to you. My family is almost destroyed because of a similar circumstance; I don't know what keeps us together:
One night in 2003, my sister went to the bar with some of her friends. Sure, her dress was shorter than usual, and she had that flirty air about her, but that doesn't excuse the horrors that befell her. Anyway.... (god this is so tough to do)... anyway, about halfway through the night, some guy (no, make that some sub-human animal!!)... came up to her... came up to her... and... and... aggressively asked her if she wanted a drink. Aggressively asked her!!! Right then and there. In the bar!!!! Our lives have never been the same. It doesn't help that some people blame her: "If you don't want to be aggressively asked, don't dress like a slut." and all.

Sorry... the pain is too much. I have to leave now.
2012-08-08 09:53:02 AM  
1 vote:
I don't need a lethal weapon.
I AM a lethal weapon.
Especially after a large donair with onions.
2012-08-08 09:49:07 AM  
1 vote:

Allen. The end.: And oddly, jessel is not here.


And why is that odd?
2012-08-08 04:13:04 AM  
1 vote:
I think "Gentle-men, I have no need to talk with you, goodbye." is going to be a phrase which finds a place in my dealings with people.

I plan an emphasising the gentle by pausing before the 'men' slightly longer than is necessary. I can see it being a useful phrase, moreover, if it elicits bewilderment in the hearer I will be happier still.

/FARK-ers I have no need to talk with you, goodbye.
2012-08-08 03:28:13 AM  
1 vote:
"I quickly moved between these two and my wife, replying, "Gentle-men, I have no need to talk with you, goodbye." They looked bewildered, and we then walked past them."

This reads like an editorial by The Onion's T. Herman Zweibel

o.onionstatic.com
2012-08-08 03:20:46 AM  
1 vote:
mediafiles.cineplex.com been to the stampede?
2012-08-08 02:29:17 AM  
1 vote:
I usually say "Happy Christmas"
/It's sort of ethnic
//Praper jahb
2012-08-08 02:06:08 AM  
1 vote:

2wolves: Techhell: A Christian who says "Merry Christmas" to me instead of "Happy Holidays" is not a nutjob.

Merry Holidays.


Happy merry day!
2012-08-08 01:33:53 AM  
1 vote:

Godscrack: I thank the Lord Jesus Christ they did not pull a weapon of some sort,

Thank goodness those people sensed life threatening danger and avoided this delusional gun toting yahoo.



In defense of Newfies everywhere, that's:

"..... the Lard THUNDERIN' Geezus......".
2012-08-08 01:29:48 AM  
1 vote:

Amper: Farktastic: Resolute: XveryYpettyZ: Rev.K: Toting around a loaded gun is a crime in Canada*.

Don't like it, stay the f*ck home.

* with a few reasonable exceptions

FARK YOU.... I live 30 miles from where this whackjob does. I want him as far away from me as possible. Don't you dare discourage him from going to Canada.

Let's split the difference and send him to Manitoba then?

Manitoba is nice. Send him to Thunder Bay, or somewhere around James Bay. Nobody likes those places.

Guys, guys, quit arguing. Just send him to Toronto, he might think it's upscale Detroit.


fark that, send him to Yellowknife. In the winter
2012-08-08 01:06:56 AM  
1 vote:

blueviking: Bill_Wick's_Friend: As a Canadian travelling through the USA I have encountered more than a few men like this in the past week.

I can't help it. My natural inclination is to say "hey, howzit goin'?" when I pass a stranger on the street or at least to say "hi". I keep reminding myself not to do it but it just comes out automatically. The typical response seems to be "don't make eye contact and move away".

Haven't been shot at. Yet.

I like you, America, but you are a strange people in a lot of ways.

/posted from a cheap motel with crappy wifi in the southeastern corner of South Dakota

You canucks with your aggressive friendliness....


We're sorry
2012-08-08 01:04:13 AM  
1 vote:
I really, really hope this is satire. If Cowboy Wally there is legit then this is a very sad story indeed. I am from the Prairies, and people do walk up to you and start conversations out of nowhere just to be friendly. People do it in Toronto, too. I am often quizzed about my Android tablet by strangers who want to know whether it's the blackberry tablet or a Kindle or a sawed off iPad. Do I think "These people are talking to me! I NEED A GUN!!!1!"
Do I HELL, I talk right back because it gives me a chance to get on my high horse and go for a gallop. The thought that Cowboy Wally is so high strung that he assumes that strangers talking to him=imminent death, as well as the fact that he clearly thinks the best way to deal with this situation is to open fire makes me think there's no hope for us. Especially us Canadians, living above the US is like living in a two story house where the first floor is rented to a man who spends most of his time polishing a shotgun and muttering "Soon...soon..."
2012-08-08 12:54:43 AM  
1 vote:

Farktastic: Resolute: XveryYpettyZ: Rev.K: Toting around a loaded gun is a crime in Canada*.

Don't like it, stay the f*ck home.

* with a few reasonable exceptions

FARK YOU.... I live 30 miles from where this whackjob does. I want him as far away from me as possible. Don't you dare discourage him from going to Canada.

Let's split the difference and send him to Manitoba then?

Manitoba is nice. Send him to Thunder Bay, or somewhere around James Bay. Nobody likes those places.


Guys, guys, quit arguing. Just send him to Toronto, he might think it's upscale Detroit.
2012-08-08 12:39:16 AM  
1 vote:

Resolute: XveryYpettyZ: Rev.K: Toting around a loaded gun is a crime in Canada*.

Don't like it, stay the f*ck home.

* with a few reasonable exceptions

FARK YOU.... I live 30 miles from where this whackjob does. I want him as far away from me as possible. Don't you dare discourage him from going to Canada.

Let's split the difference and send him to Manitoba then?


Manitoba is nice. Send him to Thunder Bay, or somewhere around James Bay. Nobody likes those places.
2012-08-08 12:31:36 AM  
1 vote:
Dear Canada -

Our apologies for this jackass. We didn't realize he'd slipped out while we weren't looking.

Sincerely,

All the sane people in America.
2012-08-08 12:27:40 AM  
1 vote:
The Long Con? Deep cover troll? Performance art?
2012-08-08 12:27:01 AM  
1 vote:

Resolute: XveryYpettyZ: Rev.K: Toting around a loaded gun is a crime in Canada*.

Don't like it, stay the f*ck home.

* with a few reasonable exceptions

FARK YOU.... I live 30 miles from where this whackjob does. I want him as far away from me as possible. Don't you dare discourage him from going to Canada.

Let's split the difference and send him to Manitoba then?


Just not the Peg, he'd try to put the whole damn town in jail for that shiny golden pedo magnet on the dome of the Legislature.
2012-08-08 12:20:49 AM  
1 vote:

Fano: ArkAngel: Fake

This seems pretty fakey fake. I mean, Poe's Law says it could be real, but it sure sounds like mild satire.


Have a go at some of the author google links up-thread.
If fake he's been at it a while...
2012-08-08 12:14:24 AM  
1 vote:

XveryYpettyZ: Rev.K: Toting around a loaded gun is a crime in Canada*.

Don't like it, stay the f*ck home.

* with a few reasonable exceptions

FARK YOU.... I live 30 miles from where this whackjob does. I want him as far away from me as possible. Don't you dare discourage him from going to Canada.


Let's split the difference and send him to Manitoba then?
2012-08-08 12:14:10 AM  
1 vote:
Upon entering Canada he probably thought, "This country is full of foreigners"
2012-08-07 11:55:40 PM  
1 vote:

blueviking: Bill_Wick's_Friend: As a Canadian travelling through the USA I have encountered more than a few men like this in the past week.

I can't help it. My natural inclination is to say "hey, howzit goin'?" when I pass a stranger on the street or at least to say "hi". I keep reminding myself not to do it but it just comes out automatically. The typical response seems to be "don't make eye contact and move away".

Haven't been shot at. Yet.

I like you, America, but you are a strange people in a lot of ways.

/posted from a cheap motel with crappy wifi in the southeastern corner of South Dakota

You canucks with your aggressive friendliness....


Travel to Minnesota, you'll feel pretty at home. My girlfriend gets on me for greeting strangers in Michigan.
2012-08-07 11:50:43 PM  
1 vote:

Rev.K: Toting around a loaded gun is a crime in Canada*.

Don't like it, stay the f*ck home.

* with a few reasonable exceptions


FARK YOU.... I live 30 miles from where this whackjob does. I want him as far away from me as possible. Don't you dare discourage him from going to Canada.
2012-08-07 11:26:07 PM  
1 vote:
Try againderson boys.
2012-08-07 11:25:52 PM  
1 vote:

Bill_Wick's_Friend: As a Canadian travelling through the USA I have encountered more than a few men like this in the past week.

I can't help it. My natural inclination is to say "hey, howzit goin'?" when I pass a stranger on the street or at least to say "hi". I keep reminding myself not to do it but it just comes out automatically. The typical response seems to be "don't make eye contact and move away".

Haven't been shot at. Yet.

I like you, America, but you are a strange people in a lot of ways.

/posted from a cheap motel with crappy wifi in the southeastern corner of South Dakota


You canucks with your aggressive friendliness....
2012-08-07 11:17:07 PM  
1 vote:
Have you been to the stampede yet? Really? That's the phrase that made you piss your pants and weep like a schoolgirl looking at her first cock and curl up in a fetal ball of fear wishing you had your firearm to bring some semblance of manhood back to your person?

This guy has got to be the shiattiest cop in the world.
2012-08-07 10:12:48 PM  
1 vote:
"Excuse me, Officer. Which way to 14th Str-" BLAM! BLAM! BLAM! BLAM!

Whew! That was close. Probably one o' dem hummysexuamulls.

WALT WAWRA: A GREAT AMERICAN HERO
2012-08-07 10:12:13 PM  
1 vote:
I'm forcing my brain to think that he's the Steven Colbert of police officers and he's making it his job to expose all the ridiculous thoughts an overzealous cop might think.

But the part of my brain that thinks this guy was a security guard who's uncle got him a job as a cop is winning.
2012-08-07 10:11:50 PM  
1 vote:

Wookie Milson: My dog and I were approached on that very same hill by an elderly couple during a visit to Calgary. They said things like, "Hello" and, "Hope you have a great day." It was a terrifying experience. It never even occurred to me that I could, or should, just shoot 'em. Guess I got lucky. That time.


Or sic your pooch on them, especially it it's an ankle-biter.

images2.fanpop.com
2012-08-07 10:10:36 PM  
1 vote:

albatros183: Whatever it is Alberta they are already such bush wannabee' s, if they could be deported to texass all Canadians would rejoice these people gave us bush north let'em get shot like there ideological brethren

/has relatives in Alberta


you must have not read the article

do they refer to you as the guy who's all hat, and no saddle?
2012-08-07 10:08:54 PM  
1 vote:
I guess it is not a joke. Googling his name first brings up the white pages-
further down is this article.... It's the same guy, you can smell it quite easily.

Obama disrespected Officer Eric Zapata by inviting rapper to the White House (letter)
by Walt Wawra/Kalamazoo

part of letter...
It is my desire to give you an example of the poor judgment our President has used so you may judge his actions for yourself. If we truly love and honor our President, we will tell him respectfully that his actions were disgraceful, brought shame upon the government and dishonored citizens of the United States of America and the sacrifices our police officers make for us on a daily basis. As Christians, we are called to pray for those in authority over us. I ask you to exercise this command of our Lord Jesus Christ, to give our President wisdom, knowledge and the conviction to live a life of righteousness.
2012-08-07 09:59:10 PM  
1 vote:
This is pretty much how I picture life to be for all the open-carry and conceal-carry tough guys here on fark when they're devoid of their security blanket.
2012-08-07 09:51:17 PM  
1 vote:
Oh and:

http://www.kalamazoopublicsafety.org/inside-kdps/positive-feedback

Form at the bottom of the page. Just saying.
2012-08-07 09:50:22 PM  
1 vote:
i36.photobucket.com
2012-08-07 09:47:13 PM  
1 vote:
I've heard that Canada is a magical land, where Unicorns cavort, and nobody *ever* gets mugged....
2012-08-07 09:41:22 PM  
1 vote:

Rapmaster2000: I'm calling bullshiat. Too perfect with the Aurora stuff and wife protecting. You'll be getting this in an email from your weird uncle but with the words changed to "I'm a stampede ur girl with my negroe stick" and more judo chops that were learned in the Core.


Awesome.
2012-08-07 09:38:48 PM  
1 vote:
what a load of bullshiat. stampede is in the spring, and it is in calgary.
2012-08-07 09:37:50 PM  
1 vote:

rynthetyn: You're in Calgary, somebody asks you if you're going to the Stampede and your first reaction is to wish you had a gun? What the frigging frack is wrong with some people?


I think I've heard this "have you seen the stampede" thing before. It implies they're going to stampede on you. You know, because random dudes look for couples to beat on in parks in broad daylight. He made up the story to make a political point about Canada needing concealed carry.
2012-08-07 09:32:35 PM  
1 vote:
I know two things about Calgary. The first is that their female hockey fans, or at least the ones who will drive/fly cross country to see the Stanley Cup Finals, all have massive fake boobs and a penchant for wearing small shirts, and the second is that the Stampede is a big gigantic deal.
2012-08-07 09:31:50 PM  
1 vote:
As you all pass judgement and ignore the more salient points this police,an makes! Can any of you find any evidence that this 'kook' who has been a cop for 20 years has ever shot his gun?

Of course not.
2012-08-07 09:28:25 PM  
1 vote:
Wow, what a skittish, cowardly cop. And this guy is usually ARMED? Sounds like a typical dog-shooter.
2012-08-07 07:35:54 PM  
1 vote:
I take it that "stampede" is slang for crack cocaine.

/Not really.
2012-08-07 07:29:42 PM  
1 vote:
"Gentle-men, I have no need to talk with you, goodbye."

Oh, yes, this jerkoff should carry a gun at all times.

Unless this is fake, which would be fine with me.
2012-08-07 06:58:21 PM  
1 vote:
I took the advice of one of the commenters on the site and googled Walt Wawra.

Yeah... this guy doesn't need to be carrying any kind of weapon around. They should tape thumbless mittens on him. The man's certifiable.
2012-08-07 06:40:09 PM  
1 vote:
A man should be al-lowed to protect himself if the need arises. The need arose in a theatre in Aurora, Colo

Aaaand that's where I stopped reading.
2012-08-07 06:23:20 PM  
1 vote:
I thank the Lord Jesus Christ they did not pull a weapon of some sort,

Thank goodness those people sensed life threatening danger and avoided this delusional gun toting yahoo.
 
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